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  • What are you doing?

  • I'm watching a movie.

  • Right, move over there good lad.

  • That's my spot.

  • Oh...

  • I haven't sat down all day.

  • Shhh!!

  • I'm trying to watch a movie.

  • Is it suitable?

  • Is it suitable?

  • Yeah it's suitable it won an Oscar.

  • Right...

  • Oh God it's very violent.

  • Oh God that's shocking nudity.

  • Oisín, turn that off.

  • Mum it's a shampoo ad!

  • What?

  • Oh!

  • Oh God she's beautiful skin.

  • doesn't she?

  • Why do we have so many remote controls?

  • This is for the television,

  • This is for the DvD player,

  • That's for the satellite,

  • and that's the house phone.

  • There's no need to be smart.

  • Now, I did repot them now.

  • They're flourising...

  • flourishing!

  • We had the carpet cleaners in here,

  • the other week now.

  • and I tell ya they did

  • a fierce good job.

  • Mum!

  • It was absolutely excellent.

  • (hoover noise)

  • Is this the one now yeah?

  • Yeah.

  • It's too loud.

  • I'm turning it down.

  • Mum that's the channel.

  • You changed the channel!

  • The other one!

  • Go back!

  • Back...Right.

  • Go up!!

  • GO UP!!!

  • Oh is that..wh

  • Is that the Antiques Roadshow?

  • NO!!

  • Up one more!

  • Jesus that's a beautiful vase.

  • Will you run out there and make

  • us a cup of tea like a good lad?

  • Ah mum...

  • That's too strong.

  • Did you put any milk in it at all?

  • Did you scald the pot?

  • That's too sweet.

  • Put it in a proper cup.

  • Who's that?

  • It's Antonio Banderas.

  • Right...

  • I thought you said this was

  • meant to be good.

  • Oscar me backside.

  • Oh Jesus it's almost nine.

  • Turn over to the news there.

  • Wha... no mum...

  • Please!

  • Will you go over to the news Oisín.

  • My living room, my rules.

  • My house, my rules.

  • My TV, my rules.

  • All this shooting and killing.

  • Jesus...

  • Would you have a song or something?

  • Oh God there's the rain.

  • There's the rain, Jesus,

  • gimme a hand with the clothes.

  • Mum!!

  • Oisín get out here!

  • Oisín will you hurry up for God's sake!

  • (music)

  • Thank you very much for watching.

  • we're Foil, Arms and Hog.

  • We've got a new video every Thursday.

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  • cause we recently got to

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  • Where were ya?

  • Eh?

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