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  • I was at your party at Christmas speaking with somebody about this very subject.

  • I'm not making this up and going by the way, I and always in situations where people start to go Oh, my God, I really love you.

  • And I love that thing.

  • You did.

  • And it turns out to be you The person that I was talking to, It was Martin short.

  • Really?

  • All the time, people I'm halfway through and I'm like, Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.

  • You're talking about Ed Grimley, not Pee wee Herman.

  • And they're like, Oh, I mean, they never.

  • Same difference.

  • People could use you with Martin Short?

  • Yes, quite office.

  • And does anyone ever You think anyone ever goes up to Martin Short and thinks that there Paul Reubens if they do, Martin short wasn't kind enough to tell them.

  • That would've been nice if he said that you could have even made that up.

  • You know what?

  • I get a listening, Marty.

  • I know your friends call you Marty.

  • God, you're so much You're so filled with venom.

  • I am.

  • Ah, a lot of nerve.

  • Hit a nerve.

  • Woo!

  • Yeah.

  • A lot of people think I'm Greta Gerwig.

  • I get that a lot.

  • They do.

  • People say, Oh, my God, you're so young and you're beautiful.

  • You're taller than yeah, you're very tall and little limb.

  • How did you direct little women?

  • And I go and I'm happy in the first part, and then I suddenly I'm like, No, no, no, I'm not Greta Gerwig.

  • And then I talked to Greta Gerwig, and she said she does not get mistaken for May.

  • I want to meet Greta Gerwig.

  • I really think that that's a seriously really thing.

  • I'm saying it on your show in case she's out there.

  • Any of her friends are going Go, Greta, You know, he could be sending you gifts or gifts or whatever air on your birthday.

  • Um, this Ah, a lot of celebrities Listen to this podcast.

  • Really?

  • And I am I going to say and I'm not even kidding.

  • There's a 95% chance that Greta Gerwig is listening right now.

  • Well, I'm out to her people already.

  • Yeah, this is This is faster.

  • All right?

  • You're never gonna get through her people, okay?

  • You know, after little women, that's a lot of people.

  • I I loved little women and I loved the other movie that she made before that.

  • Ladybird.

  • Ladybird.

  • I really love you.

  • I know what the name Lady Bird.

  • That's the, uh, Lyndon Johnson story.

  • It's the story of Lyndon Johnson.

  • And the musical score was by the weekend.

  • So it all comes together whole circle.

  • Yeah, I know a lot of cool, modern references.

  • You seem to be vory backwards, backwards and back in the forties and the fifties.

  • But a day doesn't go by that.

  • I'm not listening to the latest rap by Aquafina or, um, you know, you know, we're in the latest threads.

  • Uh, I know what to do.

  • You didn't even think of another first.

  • I said aqua fina and I think that's enough.

  • I don't think I should be required to no other names in that, Paul, you and I, I think don't need to know about the modern world because we both live in our own heads.

  • Were happy where we are.

  • We don't need to know who all these rappers are, you know?

I was at your party at Christmas speaking with somebody about this very subject.

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