HE IS IN A VERY SERIOUS, POIGNANT AND BRILLIANT MOVIE ALL

ABOUT HOT AIR BALLOONS SO WHAT BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE A

RELEASE OF THAT FILM THAN ME AN EDDIE DOING SINGING TELEGRAMS

HANDING OUT BALLOONS.

JAMES & EDDIES BA LOON ATICS.

>> WE SHOULD PROBABLY PUT THESE IN THE BACK.

>> WE SHOULD PUT THEM IN THE BACK.

OKAY, THAT WAS GOOD, WE FINNINGED THAT OUT.

YOU READY FOR THIS?

>> I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A CARPOOL KARAOKE REJECT.

>> WHERE ARE WE GOING, LET'S SEE.

WE'RE GOING TO THE DELI TO DELIVER TO GEORGE K CELEBRATING

FOR WORKING AS A DELI MANAGER FOR 65 YEARS.

>> 65 YEARS, HAVE YOU BEEN TO KANSAS DELI.

>> I HAVE HEARD ABOUT IT.

>> ST A REAL LANDMARK.

>> AND HE HAS WORKED THERE FOR 5 A YEARS, LOVE IT IN LOS ANGELES

WALKING AROUND, NOTHING THINGS ANYTHING, NOTHING.

ARE YOU IN?

HEY, HOW ARE YOU, WE'RE LOOKING FOR GEORGE, WHERE'S GEORGE.

GEORGEIE LEGEND, HOW ARE YOU.

>> GOOD, SIR.

>> GEORGE, GET OUT HERE, GET OUT FROM AROUND THAT COUNTER.

WE HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU, HOW ARE YOU, MY BROTHER, THIS IS EDDIE,

EDDIED, GEORGE, GORGE, EDDIE MUCH YOUR COWORKERS HERE WANTED

TO MARK THE OCCASION THAT YOU ARE CELEBRATING YOUR 55th

YEAR HERE AT.

IS THIS RIGHT?

55 YEARS, GEORGE.

THESE ARE FOR YOU.

AND GEORGE, THIS SONG IS FOR YOU.

>> ♪ HERE ARE NINE STUFFED BALLOONS.

♪ TO CELEBRATE 55 YEARS YOU ARE ONE AMAZING GUY

♪ SERVING LEAN CORNED BEEF ON RYE

>> James: ♪ IN THIS PLACE YOU ARE A PRINCE

>> ♪ WINNING HEARTS WITH EVERY BLINTZ

>> ♪ AFTER 20,000 DAYS YOU DESERVE THESE

♪ STUFFED BALLOONS, GEORGE K! ♪ MAZEL TOV!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 55 YEARS.

>> THAT, PEOPLE LIKE GEORGE GEORGE, THAT IS WHAT WILL

KEEP YOU IN BUSINESS FOR 55 YEARS, I TELL YOU THAT RIGHT

NOW.

>> WE ARE GOING TO BE LEFT WITH QUITE A FEW BALLOONS HERE, I

THINK, YOU KNOW.

>> COULD I BE IN A HOR ROHR FACE?

>> YOU NEED A HORROR VOICE.

>> [BLEEP] THERE YOU GO.

>> HELLO JAMES.

>> YOU TAKE ONE AND I WILL DO A SERIOUS INTERVIEW WITH YOU.

EDDIE, READY?

YOU'RE VERY TALENTED.

YOU AND FELICITY JONES ARE GREAT COLLABORATORS, WHY IS THAT, DO

YOU THINK?

>> LET'S GO AND-- HELLO.

WANT DON'T TRY THAT AT HOME.

>> GENUINELY, DON'T TRY THAT AT HOME, PARTICULARLY NOT WHEN IN A

CAR.

>> SO WE ARE HEADING TO THE PARK GIVING A MUSICAL TEL GRAM FOR

ARIANA BECAUSE SHE HAS GIVEN HER TWO WEEKS NOTICE AND HER BOSS

DOESN'T WANT HER TO LEAVE.

MAYBE IT WILL PERSUADE HER TO STAY.

>> SO HER BOSS HAS BOOKED US BECAUSE SHE IS LEAVING.

>> I HOPE THIS DOESN'T BACK FIRE IN A BACK WAY, IT WOULD BE AWFUL

IF WE WERE TO LOOK STUPID DOING IT.

>> HEY MAN, HOW ARE YOU?

I'M GOOD, I'M LOOKING FOR ARIANA.

DO YOU KNOW ARIANA?

DO YOU KNOW ARIANA.

IS ARIANA AAROUND?

ARIANA, HEY, HOW ARE YOU?

>> HEY.

>> I'M JAMES.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> THIS IS EDDIE.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> AND THERE IS A RUMOR YOU ARE LEAVING.

>> I AM.

>> WELL, LISTEN, ERIC YOUR BOSS IS SO UPSET THAT YOU ARE

LEAVING.

>> YEAH.

>> THAT HE HAS SENT US.

>> WOW.

>> OKAY.

>> TO TRY TO ENTICE YOU TO STAY.

>> THESE ARE THE BALLOONS.

>> THANK YOU.

>> AN THIS IS FROM ERIC TO YOU.

>> James: ♪ EVERYDAY WAS SO WONDERFUL

♪ THEN SUDDENLY, YOU SAID YOU'D LEAVE

>> ♪ YOU'RE BALLOON-I-FULL, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY

♪ PLEASE DON'T QUIT YOUR JOB!

YOU'RE BALLOON-I-FULL, ♪ PLEASE DON'T GO AWAY

ARIANNA, STAY!

♪ OH YES, ARIANNA STAY!

>> NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO >> James: ♪ NO MATTER WHAT

YOU DO >> ♪ NO MATTER WHAT THEY PAY

>> James: ♪ NO MATTER WHAT THEY PAY

>> ♪ YOU'RE GETTING FREE BALLOONS!

>> James: ♪ YOU REALLY HAVE TO STAY

>> James: ♪ HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY >> SO BALLON-I-FUL TODAY

>> James: ♪ HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY >> SO BALLON-I-FUL TODAY

(APPLAUSE) WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> THAT WAS AMAZING.

>> YEAH?

>> BUT DID IT WORK, ARE YOU GOING TO-- ARE YOU GOING TO

STAY?

>> I HAVE TO-- (LAUGHTER)

>> I HAVE TO-- (LAUGHTER)

>> HOLD THAT ONE, THAT IS ERIC'S HEART.

A WASTE OF TIME, ARIANA.

A WASTE OF TIME!

NOW WHEN YOU ARE GOING IN TO PERFORM SOMEWHERE, LIKE WE ARE

NOW, HOW DO YOU, HOW DO YOU PREP FOR IT?

>> I QUITE LIKE A SET OF VOCAL WARMUPS THAT INVOLVES LIKE

PICKING RANDOM WORDS AND JUST FLINGING THEM TOGETHER.

I LIKE HARRY POTTER, HARRY POTTER-- OKAY, GO.

>> ♪ HARRY POTTER.

♪ AND RUPERT GREEN.

>> AND EVERY OTHER BRITISH ACTOR.

>> EXCEPT FOR ME AND EDWARD REDMAYNE.

>> AND "GAME OF THRONES."

>> PROBABLY IN THAT TOO BUT I NEVER GOT AN AUDITION AND I'M

NOT FURIOUS.

♪ WHERE ARE WE OFF TO NEXT.

>> WHAT IS NEXT ON THE HIT PARADE.

>> WE'RE GOING TO SADDLE RANCH.

>> OH, SADDLE RANCH, OH MY WORD, TELEGRAM MADONNA MARK IS

CELEBRATING GETTING A TITLE BUMP BUT NOT A RAISE.

THE MANAGER WANTEDANCE SADDLE RANCH ON SUNSET BOULEVARD.

>> UH-HUH.

>> WOW, THIS IS ONE OF THOSE PLACE I PASS SO MANY TIMES AND

ALWAYS WANT TO GO BUT I'M ALWAYS BY MYSELF AND FEEL LIKE A.

>> THAT IS WHAT WE DO.

>> HERE WE ARE.

THIS IS A BIG MOM FOR YOU, EDDIE.

>> I HAVE PASSED SADDLE RANCH WHEN I FIRST CAME HERE LITERALLY

30 YEARS AGO.

>> HELLO.

>> WE'RE LOOKING FOR MADONNA MARK, ARE YOU MADONNA MARK.

>> I AM.

>> NICE TO SEE YOU, I'M JAMES.

HOW ARE YOU?

>> I'M EDDIE, HOW ARE YOU.

>> LOVELY TO MEET YOU.

>> YOUR EMPLOYERS HERE WANTED TO GIVE YOU A TREAT SO THEY SENT US

AS BALLOON DELIVERING SINGING TELEGRAMS.

AND MARK, THIS IS FOR YOU.

>> OH MY ♪ ♪ ♪

>> James: ♪ YOUR NAME'S MADONNA MARK

♪ LOCAL PATRIARCH HERE FOR TWENTY YEARS

♪ RIDIN' BULLS AND SERVIN' BEERS >> IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, YEAH!

♪ WE ARE HERE TO SAY YOU'RE GETTIN' A PROMOTION

♪ BUT THEY'RE NOT RAISING YOUR PAY.

>> James: ♪ YEAH, WE'RE GONNA TAKE BALLOONS

♪ TO THE SADDLE RANCH THEY'RE GONNA FLOAT

♪ 'TIL THEY CAN'T NO MORE >> ♪ YOU'RE GONNA GET BALLOONS

AT THE SADDLE RANCH ♪ THEY'RE WHAT YOU GET

INSTEAD OF MAKING MORE ♪ >> James: SERIOUSLY, IT'S JUST A

TITLE BUMP.

ARE YOU NOT BEING PAID ANY MORE MONEY.

>> YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET A RAISE, IN WHATEVER YOUR JOB

TITLE IS.

THEY REALLY WANTED YOU TO KNOW YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY MORE

MONEY.

>> I'M OUT OF HERE.

>> MADONNA MARK, YOU CAN'T-- WELL DONE, YOU ARE WELL

PLAYED.

WE'LL SEE YOU.

THAT'S IT, EDDIE, WE'RE DONE.

I MEAN I LOVED IT.

ABSOLUTELY LOVED EVERY SECRETARY OF IT.

>> I DID ACTUALLY LOVE IT I FEEL LIKE IT'S A BUCKET LIST MOMENT

TO BE IN A CAR WITH YOU SINGING, SO MAYBE ONE DAY WILL YOU LET ME

GRADUATE.

>> James: AND DO A CARPOOL KARAOKE.

>> YEAH.

>> James: I CAN'T GIVE YOU ONE RIGHT NOW BUT I CAN END THIS

SEGMENT WITH A CARPOOL KARAOKE LOCO, WOULD THAT GO SOME WAYS TO

MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.

>> IT MIGHT BE SALT IN A WOUND.

>> James: KREU THE GRAPHIC-- CUE THE GRAPHICS.