convincing their Mark he’s been in a coma for ten years.

Hi!

Yep.

It’s go time, he’s out, Ray just called me and his is out...

Right now he’s passed out in his truck.

You need me to come get him, or what do you wanna do?

No, no, no, we can get him, we can get him. Just meet me at your office, and call the guys, it’s go time.

Mr. (beep). Can you hear me?

- Yeah. - Can you hear me? You’re in the hospital, you’re gonna be fine.

You’re gonna be just fine. I’ll bring the doctor in, he’ll be right back. Ok?

- Alright. - Be right back.

Uh, Mr. (Beep). Wow! Look at you! Buddy, great to see you. You have no idea.

Listen, I’m Dr. James. Just get you up here a little bit more comfortable.

I know you’re confused, a little disoriented.

I get it you probably got a lot of questions, not really know what’s going on, do you? It’s alright.

Mr. (beep). The family has been contacted and they are on the way.

Great, thank you.

Uh, some time ago you decided... you was drinking, you was out drinking, and you decided to drive and there was an accident.

You have been here with us for some time; this accident took place back in 2013.

Mr. (Beep)... 2023, you have been in a coma for the past ten years.

My daughter alright?

Well, she’s, she’s... she’s been contacted, they’re on their way.

I don’t have all the answers for you right now. I've got a colleague of mine that's gonna come in.

As soon as he gets here, he’s on his way.

See my daughter?

I understand she’s coming, she’s on her way.

Uh, like I said I don’t have all the answers, you’re gonna be taken care of, you’re gonna be alright.

Let me... make sure, let me check on my colleague, make sure he’s in here,

who's gonna help, help you better make a transition from where you’ve been to where you need to be.

It’s alright, just try to relax, uh... watch a little television if you can.

Just try to relax, it’s alright. Can’t believe it, you look great, look great!

Hello, this is Aimee Nuzzo with a news update,

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Oh my gosh, my... my son was 2 years old when you came in here and he’s 12 now.

That’s uh, so do you know, do you know where you’re at, do you know what year it is?

What do you remember? What do you recall? Your last memory? Before the night?

Went out drinking, that’s all I remember.

Yeah, you were uh... that’s a shame so close your eyes for a minute, I wanna test something with your feet here.

Close your eyes, do you feel this? You feel that?

A little bit.

You feel that? You feel that?

You feel that? Alright.

YOU FEEL THAT?!

Five DUI! Five DUI!

I know. I’ma kill you motherfucker.

You did it. Five DUI! Five DUI!

It’s not funny! It’s not funny, you could've (beep) lost your daughter.

You've ten years wasted away here. Ten years!

Dude, you gotta (beep) stop that, look your (beep) laughing!