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I havenoideawhat I amdoing.
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Let's see.
Okay, solet's openit.
Whatfestival?
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Comeon, buddy.
Youknowwhatnumberoneonthen.
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Andnowweputthere.
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Andnowgetsmooth.
Smellsreallystrong.
Smellslikegreatshow.
Okay, arise.
I think I didit a littlewrong.
Hey, it's looksgood.
Nextstep.
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Wait.
Howmuch?
Howmuchdo I putinforthewatersoup?
Boydoor.
Sweet.
Whatisthat?
Beingspoiled?
Split.
Howmany?
Whatisthis?
Main.
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Andnow a party, please.
Oh, God.
It's allthat's toomuchwater.
I'm siphoningofftheborder.
Wedon't knowanything.
Whatwasitsupposedto?
Wasn't supposedtobethatmuch, man.
I havenoideawhat I'm doing.
Oh, man, I thoughtitwassupposedtobethatamount.
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Ah, butyousomebodywatchingJustcream.
Whatareyoudoing?
Stopwith I'm sorry.
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