"AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL," "THE TYRA BANKS SHOW," AND, OF

COURSE, THE "SMIZE."

PLEASE WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW," TYRA BANKS.

PLEASE WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW," TYRA BANKS.

>> THIS IS REALLY BIG!

WHOA!

>> Stephen: WELCOME.

>> HELLO!

>> Stephen: NICE TO HAVE YOU ON.

NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU?

>> I'M SO EXCITED TO MEET YOU.

I HAD NO IDEA THIS STUDIO WAS SO HUGE.

>> Stephen: FULL OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.

>> Stephen: WELL, YOU HAD AN AMAZINGLY VARIED CAREER, SOME

THINGS I WAS NOT AAWARE OF.

I NEW MODEL, TV PRODUCER, TALK SHOW HOST.

STANFORD BUSINESS SCHOOL PROFESSOR.

>> LECTURER.

I TEACH AT STANFORD, YES.

>> Stephen: WHOSE CAREER ARE YOU MODELING?

WHO DO YOU ADMIRE?

WHO IS THE PERSON?

>> YOU KNOW WHO I REALLY LOVE, RICHARD BRANSON.

I LIKE THAT HE GOES INTO THESE DIFFERENT WORLDS, WHETHER IT'S

RECORDS, WHETHER IT'S AIRLINES, WHETHER IT'S CRUISES --

>> Stephen: BALLOONING.

>> BALLOONING.

I LIKE HOW YOU SAID THAT-- BALLOONING.

AND THEN HE MAKES IT DIFFERENT AND UNIQUE AND INTERESTING.

>> Stephen: IS THAT WHY-- I'VE GOT THIS PHOTO OF YOU WHICH

MAKES SENSE TO ME NOW.

IS THIS-- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

>> THAT IS ME ONE HALLOWEEN AS RICHARD BRANSON.

YEAH.

I WANTED TO BE MY IDOL FOR HALLOWEEN.

>> Stephen: >> Stephen: WOW, THAT'S

SOMETHING YOU AND I HAVE IN COMMON.

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>> Stephen: BECAUSE I ACTUALLY DID A COVER SHOOT FOR ONE OF HIS

MAGAZINES YEARS AGO.

AND I DID...

>> OH, MY GOSH!

THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE THE SAME PERSON!

>> Stephen: I KNOW.

>> THAT LOOKS LIKE A CLOSE-UP OF HIM AND A WIDE SHOT HIMSELF.

YOU ARE MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER.

>> Stephen: YES, AND HAVE YOU TALKED TO HIM?

HAVE YOU MET HIM?

>> I HAVE.

YES, SO I WAS HIM FOR HALLOWEEN, AND THEN HE SAW IT, AND HE

REACHED OUT.

HIS TEAM REACHED OUT, AND THEY'RE LIKE-- HE WAS LIKE,

"I'VE NEVER LOOKED SO BEAUTIFUL IN MY LIFE WITH ALL THAT HAIR ON

MY FACE."

AND THEN I ENDED UP GOING TO LONDON AND JUDGING AN

ENTREPRENEURIAL CONTEST THAT HE WAS DOING WITH SARA BLAKELY.

AND THEN AFTER, WE WENT TO DINNER WITH HIM, AND I WAS LIKE,

"I WANT YOU TO MENTOR ME."

AND HE SAID, "I CAN GET MY PEOPLE TO HELP YOU OUT."

I SAID, "I DIDN'T SAY YOUR PEOPLE.

I SAID YOU.

EXPIVMENT CALLED HIM TWICE, AND I NEVER CALLED BACK.

AND I RAN INTO HIM SOMEWHERE.

AND HE SAID YOU ARE THE BEST MENTEE-- YOU CALLED TWICE AND

YOU DISAPPEARED.

>> Stephen: HAVE YOU BEEN DOWN TO-- HIS HE THAT ISLAND IN THE

CARIBBEAN.

HAVE YOU BEEN DOWN THERE?

>> I WENT WITH FRIENDS ONCE.

HE WASN'T THERE.

I WENT AND IT WAS REALLY AMAZE GLIG HAVEN'T BEEN.

IS IT NICE?

>> THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO END UP WHEN YOU ARE RETIRED,

LIKE, FED 50 YEARS FROM NOW.

>> I WILL HAVE TO MOISTURE IF IT'S 50 YEARS FROM NOW.

YOU'RE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS NOW, BECAUSE YOU'VE COINED A WORD IN

THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, SMIZE.

THE ENTOMOLOGY, IF I'M NOT WRONG, IS SMILING WITH YOUR

EYES.

>> YES, TO SMILE WITH ONE'SIZE, CORRECT.

>> Stephen: HOW IS MY SMILE?

>> A LITTLE TOO MUCH ENERGY.

NOVOCAIN MOUTH.

LIKE BENTIST, BLA-BLA.

AND I NEED TO YOU PUT EYE LID FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP--

YES, YES!

A LITTLE BIT MORE.

CHIN DOWN!

CHIN DOWN!

OH!

OH!

OH!

YES!

THAT WAS SO GOOD!

OH, THAT WAS -- >> Stephen: THANK YOU.

>> YOU HAVE BEEN PRACTICING?

BECAUSE THAT WAS GOOD.

>> Stephen: A LITTLE BIT.

AN INSTANT FACELIFT, AMAZING.

YOU HAVE OTHER TERMS YOU INTRODUCED INTO THE ENGLISH

LANGUAGE.

>> MANY.

I LOVE MAKING UP WORDS.

>> Stephen: I HAVE A LIST OF THEM AND I HAVEN'T THE SLIGHTEST

DAMN IDEA WHAT THESE MEAN.

>>WHY DON'T YOU-- OH!

>> Stephen: ARE THOSE YOURS?

>> YES, THESE ARE MY WORDS.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MY WORDS ARE?

>> Stephen: I MIGHT.

I DON'T THINK I DO.

HIT ME AND I'LL TELL YOU IF I KNOW.

>> T2 T.

>> Stephen: HOT TO TROT.

>> NO, HEAD TO TOE.

YOU MUST MOD FREL HEAD TO TOE.

I DON'T CARE IF A PERSON IS TAKING A PICTURE OF YOUR FACE.

YOU HAVE TO FILT ENERGY FROM THE TP OF YOUR HEAD TO YOUR TOES.

THAT'S MODELING H2?

>> Stephen: T!

>> NEXT SINSICENT.

>> Stephen: YOU'VE BEEN BAD BUT YOU'RE ESSENTIALLY AN

INNOCENT PERSON.

>> EXACTLY IN A PHOTO.

GIVE IT TO ME NOW.

FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE!

OH, YES!

GOOD!

OH!

OH!

OH!

>> Stephen: I'M TURNING ME ON.

>> THAT WAS A LITTLE -- >> Stephen: I'M TURNING ME ON

OVER HERE.

>> THAT WAS NOT INNOCENT.

FLOSSEM.

>> Stephen: FLAWLESSLY AWESOME.

>> NO.

>> Stephen: FLOSSING IN AN AWESOME WAY.

>> NO!

>> Stephen: FLOSSEM.

I-- AWESOME, FLOSSUM-- OH, AWESOME WITH FLOSS.

>> THERE YOU GO.

YOUR FLAWS THERE BUT WHO CARES BECAUSE ARE YOU FLAW-SOME BABY.

THAT IS FLAW-SOME.

>> Stephen: I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT FOR YOU BUT I HAVE NO

FLAWS.

>> Stephen: THE NEXT ONE.

CAN YOU STAND UP FOR THIS ONE?

OH!

>> Stephen: WHAT ARE WE DOING?

>> THE LAST ONE IS BOOTY TOOCH.

( APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS )

>> Stephen: BOOTY TOOCH.

>> Stephen: LET ME TEACH YOU WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR BOOTY?

>> IT'S TOUCHING THE BOOTY.

CAN EVERYBODY CHANT WITH ME.

BOOTY TOOCH.

BEND THE KNEES, STICK OUT BOOTY.

PUMP IT OUT.

PUMP IT OUT.

PUMP IT OUT.

YES.

AND HOLD IT.

HOLD IT FOR THE PHOTO.

THAT IS A BOOTY TOOCH.

YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT ALL THESE!

>> Stephen: I'M EXHAUSTED.

I'M EXHAUSTED.

I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN DO THAT ON CBS.

WE'LL FIND FOUGHT WE CAN DO THAT ON CBS.

>> YOU TOTALLY CAN.

IT'S TOTALLY P.G.

>> Stephen: I'M READING YOUR BARRE THERE, AND IT SAID

MODALLAND.

>> IT IS A PLACE I HAVE CREATED THAT IS A BRICK-AND-MORTAR

DESTINATION FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY TO COME AND LIVE THE

ULTIMATE MODELING FANTASY.

>> Stephen: BY BRICK AND MORTAR,IT IS ACTUALLY A PLACE.

>> IT IS A PLACE IN SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA.

YOU CAN BUY A TICKET, AND YOU CAN COME AND DO PHOTO SHOOTS AND

BE IN THIS IMMERSIVE THEATER I HAVE CREATED WHERE ARE YOU IN

THIS REVOLUTION TO END BEAUT STANDARDS, TO SAY WE ARE ALL

FLAW-SOME AND WE ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL.

YOU CAN COME WITH YOUR FAMILY.

THERE'S TIPS AND TRICKS.

>> Stephen: TIPS AND TRICKS?

WHAT'S THAT?

>> T TIPS AND TRICKS ON HOW TO G YOUR SMIZE RIGHT.

THIS IS SMIZE 101.

WHEN YOU COME TO MODELLAND, IT IS SMIZE103 THINK HARRY POTTER'S

HOGWARTS MEET THE NEXT TOP MODEL.

SHE IS THE HEAD OF THE MOTT LING SCHOOL AND SAYS EVERYONE MUST

LOOK LIKE HER, WHICH IS A CLONE.

HOWEVER, THERE ARE SOME STUDENTS THAT HAVE OPENED UP A PORTAL

THAT SAYS, "OH, HELL, NO, BELLADON AWE ARE OPENING UP AND

EVERYBODY WILL LEARN TO TOOT AND BOOCH, AND SMIZE FROM "H" TO

"T."

>> Stephen: I ACTUALLY FMED THAT.

>> DID YOU?

>> YES.

>> Stephen: "AMERICA'S TOP MODEL," 24 SEASONS.

>> YES, WE HAVE HAD 24.

ONE OF THE LONGEST REALITY SHOWS IN HISTORY.

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE AN EYE FOR SPOTTING MODELS.

CAN I ASK IF I HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?

>> OH, OKAY.

SO THIS IS REALLY GOD.

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON WITH THAT TOP CLAW OF A

HAND ON THAT KNEE.

THAT WRIST SHOULD HAVE BEEN RESTING ON THE KNEE.

BUT OTHER THAN THAT, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FANTASTIC.

AND YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH NECK.

THERE'S A LITTLE BIT NO-NECK MONSTER THERE.

( LAUGHTER ) I AM SO CONFUSED.

THERE IS NO BOOTY TOOCH.

THIS IS JUST FLAWS BUT NOT AWESOME.

OH, DAMN!

YES!

THIS IS AMAZING!

THIS IS SO A-MAZING!

THIS IS EVERYTHING!

THE GATE, THE LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDER AS IF YOU DON'T CARE.

>> Stephen: I DON'T.

>> AND IT JUST LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST DON'T.

>> Stephen: AND, OF COURSE, THIS ONE I HAD TO EARN.

>> OH!

( LAUGHTER ) THAT ONE IS-- ACTUALLY-- I

JUST-- IT MAKES MEANTIME-- I THREW UP IN THE BACK OF MY

THROAT A LITTLE BIT.

>> Stephen: YOU KNOW WHAT?

>> THAT'S TOO MUCH.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S SEXY, THAT TUMMY THING.

>> Stephen: WOULD IT HELP IF I TOLD YOU THAT'S JUST AN APPLIQUE

ON THE T-SHIRT?

>> WOULD IT HELP IF I TOLD YOU THAT I KNOW THAT?

>> Stephen: TITYRA, A PLEASURE.

WHEN CAN WE GO TO MODELLAND?

>> YOU CAN GET THEM RIGHT NOW, THEY'RE ON SALE.

"model-land.com."

>> IT'S A SONG ♪ MODEL-LAND.COM.