I hopeyouenjoyedthezeroboysthatyoudatedwhileyouwereinmiddleschool, ontotheactualcontentthatyouguysclickedfor.
SotodaywearedoinganUrbanOutfittersinspired, which I amsoexcitedfor, becauseyouhasno I loveurbanoutfittersasmuchasthenext 20 yearoldwhocaughtherbangsathome.
ButobviouslyUrbanoutfitterscangetprettyexpensive, especiallyfor a storethatstealslike 90% ofitsaestheticfromthriftitemstobeginwith.
So I thoughtitwouldbetheperfectbrandtotrytorecreatesomeofthepiecesfor a littlebitcheaperandalso a littlebitmoresustainably.
So I needtomakesurethat I don't takeofftoomuchfabricfromthefrontpocketsbecause I stillwantthosetomaintaintheirgeneralposition.
But I alsowanttomakesurethesebackpocketsendintherightplace.
Soif I takeallthefabricfromthesides, I'm gonnaendupwiththislike, weirdlywidesetbutsituation.
Butif I takeoffallofthefabricfromtheinsideofthethebutcraft, thenmypocketsaregonnarunintoeachother, andit's gonnalookreallyweird.
So I'm thinkingoftheoptimalsolutionistokickoff a littlebitfromthesidesand a littlebitfromtheback, sothathopefullythepocketswillallbalanceouttostartout.
I think I cangetawaywitharoundaninchdooroneachofthesideswithoutdisturbingthepocketsituationtoomuch.
So I'm goingtostartwiththatandthenwe'lltakeofftherestofthefabricfromthebook.
Before I gottosewing, I snippedoffadulttroopsfromeithersidebecausetheywerejustgonnaendupgettingsuckedintomysidedoor.
So I figured, Whynottakethemoffrightoffthebat?
I alsocutoffthepantlegs.
Thisdoesn't havetobesuperaccurate.
Youcangoandfixthehamlater.
I justwantedtoreducetheoverallbulkoffabricsoit's easiertomanipulateinthesewingmachine.
Nowsewingthroughdenimon a regularsewingmachineis a bitof a challenge.
I actuallybroke a needledoingthis, Soremembertogoslowlyandusethehandcrankwhensewingoverthosethickerlayers.
Okay, so, admittedly, thisisnotlookingtoohotrightnow.
Itkindalookslike a giantDenhamdiaper, but I promiseitwillgetbetter.
Oratleast I thinksooratleast I hopesobecause I havenoideawhatthefuck I'm doingnowfrom a giantaskedDartpunintendedkids.
Oh, God, I amgatheringalltheextrafabrictothebackandreallylikefoldingthisovertomakesurethat I getascloseto, like a flatteringbutshapeaspossibleonthesethingsthat's gonnacreatethislittlelikeDavidhere.
I'm gonnatake a Sharpieandmarkallthewaydownthisnicelittlebutcrease.
Sohopefullythelastthingthat I havetodotothesilhouetteistobringinthesides.
When I didthesidedoor, I kindofleftitlikeoutis a pleabecause I wasn't surewhat I wantedtodowiththelegs.
Butitis a littlebittriangularformytaste, nottryingtousethePythagoreantheoremtoday.
Sounfoldingintheremainingfabricoverhereand a minute.
Solittledartsdownsidefortherestoftheshorts, sothey're a bitmoreof a straightlegs.
Areyouseeing, Physician?
I am a dentistwizard.
Originally, I thought I caughtthehemoftheshortreadytoolong, but I'm actuallykindofsatisfiedwithit.
I wouldmakesomeshorter, but I feellikeyoudon't giveme, like, a bitof a a diaperlook.
I mean, that's notthat I but I'm kindofdiggingthislikeninetiesmallvibe.
Andplus, I feellikeit's a bitmoreof a uniquesilhouettethatyoucan't justfineatanybasicstore.
Sotofinishuptheshorts, I justhavetocutoffalltheexcessfrominsideofthethemesanddistressthebottomham a littlebitsotheylook a bitmorewarningand a bitlesslike I justcaughtthemwithParis's todistresstheshorts.
Thezipperisevenstillfunctional, soyoucanweartheskirtzippeduporsitdownfor, like, a verymarginallydifferentlook.
But I don't know, I thoughtitwascool.
I endedupleavingtheedgesofthezipperhangingofftheendsbecause I likedthatzigzagpatternofend.
I know.
I thoughtitlookedkindofedgyandwasreallyunique.
Obviously, thisisn't anexactdupefortheUrbanOutfittersskirt, butit's oneof a kind, sotome, thatmakesitevenbetterandlastup.
I haveseen a bunchofthesecropsmen's quarters.
It's goingaround.
I'veseenthematUrbanOutfittersforaround $50.
I thinkthey'rereallycute, buttheyalsohappentobeoneoftheeasiestthingsthatyoucanthriftanddiebyyourselffor a lotlessthan $50.
So I thoughtThismen's sweaterfor $6.50 fromyourthriftstoreOmi, andwe'regonnaturnitintooneofthosetrendstops, sincethesweaterismadeof a knitfabricthatcanunravel.
Unfortunately, I can't justcut a rawedgeandcallit a daylike I havedonetoomany a thriftstore T shirt.
Instead, I'm gonnafoldthesweatertothelatethat I wanttocropitandthensorightbelowtheribbottom, thisisgoingtocreatethelookof a nicefinishtime, whichyouguyswillseeinsecond, justcontinuingallthewayaround, makingsurethatevenandthentrimmingoffexcessfabric.