I have declined.

Have said I'll meet you at a restaurant afterwards.

You have invited me to go with you.

You climbed the Grand Canyon with Bear Grylls?

Yeah, yes, but they paid me money and three only reason.

I dont know I win on his show on, uh, I'm not sure which channel I don't think it's even on.

No, Uh, I don't I Look, bear is a very intimidating man.

That's why I've gotten so he I did go scare the hell out because he's one of these guys.

He kissed you because you are freaking out.

Well, here's why Freaks me out is because Do you know people were Because I like to just ask stupid, random questions.

So I was like, Bear, did you ever kill anyone?

And he did this.

I was, like, the long pause.

Yeah.

Are you counting them?

Bear And, uh, no, he's a very, very nice man.

And he, uh he has seen a lot, and he he even told me the story where I go.

Well, what we're talking about, she knows all about survival stuff.

Yes, He knows basically how to get through any situation with with just what's on you.

Well, he literally told me about a time.

He was in North Africa in the mountains, and they were cold.

So they pooped into bags and then pass the poop around to keep their hands warm.

And I'm like, bear, I'm eating.

And on speaking of eating with him were crawling through Wait, you poop is just to keep your what's Why not bring mittens?

Why?

Why would you have?

Why bring men's when you have warm poop toe handle?

I like that.

They didn't bring the mittens, but they brought a plastic bag for pooping.

Well, that's actually a great question.

What an idiot.

No, uh, he then.

So then on these, you should go on a Cockney.

No, I'm not going to go on.

Love it.

No, I wouldn't like that trip, but then there's a part where they wanted you there.

Like they try to scare the person that's being the guest.

And they lowered us off a cliff with a seat belt and on.

And then I was like, Ha ha ha.

And then we cut the seat belts out of like, a Toyota Camry.

Well, as he's using a seatbelt instead of rope.

Yeah, And then I go, Well, if this is the way I'm going to die, then it's a good story and no.

So we got lowered down a cliff with a seat belt, and I and I thought, Well, this is a good commercial for seat belts.

And then and then they said, Okay, now we're gonna eat.

And then we really did try to trap lizards.

Eat them.

But the lizards are like Milwee, and we're not into this at all.

And they ran.

And lo and behold, on the trail, there's a dead pigeon and two bears credit.

He's like, No, no, no.

This going here.

And Ah, And they put it there so we would eat something disgusting.

Right?

And then we boiled still like this brackish, and it wasn't even brought.

It was still water that was green.

We boiled that.

And then we put the dead pigeon and you ate a dead pigeon.

A totally ate a dead pigeon.

If the crew left it there, why couldn't they have left like a Milky Way bar, you know?

No.

Then you're ruining.

You just always say, Oh, look, it's a dead pigeon that's disguised itself as a milky way.

That's the kind of survival show I want to do.

We're obviously delicious.

Food is hidden all over the place, and I look like a survivalist because I found a egg McMuffin.

That's that's one of those desert hand just like that.

You're just That's an Easter egg hunt.

Would you go on if he asked?

You know, I like to be indoors dressed as a well to do farmer.

I don't I mean, I would I would be.

But you're in good shape.

Your you could thank you.

I am, uh he saw me before the show without my shirt, but yes, very good care of me.

That's how we greet guests have been asked to stop.

He has three nipples on one side.

It's the lion of asymmetry.

But I went thio.

I just find that kind of thing like life is short.

Why would I intentionally go and have to eat dead pigeons and poop on my hands?

It just doesn't sound like fun.

I'm happy that bear is doing it and that you're doing it.

Andy would you want to go on that?

Oh, no way.

I don't know for Bear Grylls know that after after what the other 58 minutes of the show would be like after I quit after minute to it just is like, I'm going to the van Bear?

Yeah, a line.

You don't get the same way.

I I'm going to the van there.

He would probably have a lot like a some sort of large lizard in there waiting for you to fight.

But I feel I don't know.

I just feel like you could do it.