Everybody all set.

What happened there?

That was, uh that was tragic.

We have not a very romantic crowd here tonight.

Now I will spend it a load.

Oh, really?

It's fantastic.

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day.

President Trump says he's going to have a quiet, intimate dinner with the love of his life.

Donald Trump, I love you.

Here's a fun fact about Valentine's Day.

An average man spends 100 and $96 on Valentine's Day.

Yeah, works up to $25 for the first present than $171 for the makeup president afterwards.

Be sorry for the beef jerky I did that one year.

Got my wife beef jerky.

Beef jerky.

Really?

Well, my first wife, she left.

Uh, check it out.

A woman who's been married 38 years gifted her husband her kidney for Valentine's Day.

That's right.

Yeah, here's the sad part.

He didn't need one.

He kept it on a Yeah, and she did.

And she's gone anyway.

Then.

That's right, Dad.

Why did you laugh at that part?

What?

She died?

She did not.