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  • this episode of Own Kalen was recorded before I started social distancing.

  • Happy Saturday, everybody.

  • Now, listen, if you've been watching for a while, you know that over the course of the show, I've eaten some strange food, done some weird things, and maybe I didn't see some stuff.

  • Okay.

  • Jeez.

  • Today I thought I'd share some of the fun with the one who puts me through all those situations.

  • My lovely producer, Jeanetta.

  • My name is Janet.

  • Thanks very much.

  • Okay.

  • Now, today we don't have a little cooking competition.

  • Okay?

  • You're not a good sure.

  • Okay, so we got three rounds, but don't worry, It's all just egg dishes.

  • We're gonna have to watch a video, right?

  • But we only get to watch it once, and then we have recreated the loser gets egg at the end.

  • Okay?

  • It's the 1st 1 Hey, three.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, okay.

  • I can do that.

  • Oh, that was quick and easy.

  • Not April.

  • No seasoning on that.

  • A first.

  • We got laid.

  • A heat up.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Okay, I'm from Earth.

  • Dry for more butter.

  • Shoot was our oil.

  • It's not about taste, right?

  • It's about presentation, right?

  • Oh, no, what?

  • Their oil.

  • You competition.

  • We were waiting with two ways.

  • 00 my gosh.

  • No, I'm okay.

  • Wait.

  • Okay, This looks similar, right?

  • Bread?

  • All right, Maria, break.

  • I figured it out.

  • I know what to do Now.

  • Wait.

  • What?

  • Okay, does not look good.

  • I think I like Stacy.

  • You want to know where you put no seasoning on yours, so I wouldn't want yours when there is Thank you.

  • Want a sparkling sparkling water?

  • Do it outside.

  • Gotta whip it.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, was that a plane?

  • Oh.

  • Oh, no, no, no, no.

  • That's the Stone.

  • Okay.

  • Wow.

  • Wow, That's neat.

  • It was like a pink A ready go.

  • Oh, so much.

  • How the hell, you know?

  • Isn't it like, a proper way You wish with her mother on too much?

  • I don't know.

  • Are you kidding me?

  • What did you just do things?

  • But nothing is done.

  • I think it may be burning.

  • Burning might match my stuff.

  • Not even on.

  • Oh, my God, Kalen, you're distracting me.

  • What?

  • I don't even talk to You have to stop doing too much oil like this.

  • Too much.

  • You are.

  • You know why?

  • Because I love Korean food.

  • Way to cook.

  • It is cooking different, Kalen.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Whatever you say, Jeanette.

  • Not like go.

  • That is flipping done way.

  • I'm still waiting on line.

  • I always think that I'm the crazy one that I'm always at 100 and I've been very calm.

  • That's all time.

  • She had been the one freaking out.

  • I'm like freaking out.

  • I don't think so.

  • Robot, The tape.

  • No.

  • Oh, my gosh.

  • No, I'm three two.

  • Just just put in the plate.

  • Wow.

  • Wow.

  • Look at that school.

  • You're like burnt, but mine's like my looks like the video burnt Lightly golden foolish.

  • You need to breathe more.

  • I'm breathing you over.

  • You're free.

  • Let me see it.

  • No door for no.

  • What?

  • Still what is man to make this?

  • Okay.

  • Okay, but what's in a It's just a He's using the chopsticks.

  • Okay.

  • To mix up the egg as it's cooking remains runny.

  • I heard in culinary school district person to make you make omelets.

  • Yeah, because parents, it's, like, very hard to make.

  • Really.

  • I feel like I could make an omelet.

  • Cursi, you don't know how it goes like this.

  • I don't know how you need a mover's there.

  • I don't excuse.

  • May the dishes.

  • Now that's a lot of eggs.

  • So I may use a lot of geek, because maybe that'll help me.

  • You know?

  • Actually, I only like to use brown eggs.

  • I've never used.

  • Why you?

  • Why you only get brown me.

  • They made about brown chicken.

  • So I think the chickens is black.

  • And I got I like to support black businesses.

  • True.

  • Yet actually made by Brown Chicken's way.

  • So why do we have salt and pepper?

  • I don't think that's the seasoning.

  • Was complaining about how people only season was.

  • Yeah, but this is the only thing that I will allow the only house salt, pepper age.

  • You don't need that much because Ari got, like, a salty consistency to it.

  • Okay?

  • And he was doing some with chopsticks.

  • It was like he was only doing it like in the center.

  • Oh, wait.

  • I kind of like the way you're somebody.

  • Let me try that.

  • How you get your look like that, Okay.

  • I think because maybe you don't have the skillet on the stove.

  • He did it like this.

  • You look better than mine, actually, you know wow, it's not today.

  • Okay, Chores.

  • That looks great.

  • Have you done this before?

  • Ever ready?

  • D'oh!

  • I think I cook mine too long.

  • Placido.

  • Yes.

  • See her?

  • They even running?

  • Yeah.

  • Fully cooked?

  • Yeah, Fully cooked mine.

  • Janet was good at this.

  • Maybe not so much anyway.

  • Don't matter.

  • I still want to go ahead and take this ale and get ready to be kicked.

  • Take the AL But this is your ale.

  • What?

  • What else stands for?

  • Los Your news.

  • I'm never They take this out.

  • What in the world?

  • Now you get eight.

  • Give you easy.

  • Are you ready?

  • What?

this episode of Own Kalen was recorded before I started social distancing.

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