I stillremembervividlygoingontheroadwithJoeRogan, huh?
AndhimfallingmeupGoingCometomyroom.
We'regonnagoworkoutatmegoingworkout.
We'reontheroad, bitch.
Howlongdoesthatjusthadtobe 20 yearsago?
20 years.
Likeworkingout.
I'm recoveringfromtheCokeparty I hadlastnightand I stillremembergoingworkingoutwithhimandthinkinghewascrazy.
MyloveforKamiwassoused, but I skippedworkingout.
I startedsmokingcigarettes.
I got a £418.
Howmanypoundshaveyoulostsince I'm downto 88?
Wow.
Then I joinedyourgypsyandyoujustturnedmylifearoundbecauseitreallyletmeknowhowbadisshapedbyreally, wasitwhenyousubmitsomebodydigitsandyougetthatperson, thatkindoftapisitdoesn't comeclosetobeingabletolightsomebodyup, likeevenifyou'rejustin a row.
I'veneversubmittedanybodytappedoneguybymistakebecause, I mean, I I putmyassinhisfaceand I gottocomeorwehadsuch a badhecklerwaitedforyouaftertheclubhaseverhappened.
Theythrowmyweekgoesby, I comeback, diethewholesprings.
I gotothemall.
I'm broke.
I mean, thoseChineseshit, youknow, fromthemall.
What's that?
Chinesefromthemallandexpress.
I gotthetray.
I'm at a table.
I mean, I guesswhocomesuptometofuckingidiots.
Thatwouldhavemetheweekbefore.
Andthen a man.
Youdon't looksotoughsittingtherenow.
And I gowhereyouguysreallywant a problemandtheyforgetlike I'm fuckingJersey.
TheyforgetyoureallywannafuckcredentialsRoadAndtheygo, Yeah, wewant a fuckingfightThis I goLetmefinishmyfoodandtheygofuckyourfoodand I stillhavetheeggroll.
Surprise!
I gotupand I go, Let's gooutsideCocksuckers.
Theyactuallyturntheirheadstome.
Theyactuallyturnedtheirbackstome.
So I tookthetradewiththeChinesefoodand I blastedthemotherfuckinthehead.
Theeggrollexploded.
I kepthittinghimwiththetrack, kickedhim a fewtimes.
Andthen I walkedoutofthemalllikenothinghappened.
I gotmycar.
Securityjumpedme.
TheythrewmeinjailinIdahoFalls, and I gotbailedoutof 5 to 9.
I'vemadetheshow, hadpaidtriplebackthebailmoney, and I stillgot a warrantinIdahoFallstoday.
Suckmydick.
I knowyouguyshavestrongopinionswhenitcomestofood, and I have a listoftweets I wanttorunbyyouguys.
I wouldloveforyouguystoweighinonitandgivemeyourtake.
So, 1st 1 VinceStaples, mysisterinthisrestaurant, cutting a hotwing.