This is an all-new episode of "Tonight Show: At Home Edition."

My name's Jimmy Fallon.

Welcome, and I hope everyone is doing the best they can.

Today is Thursday,

and we have Jennifer Garner on the show tonight.

Very excited to talk to her and talk about her charity

and what she's doing to help right now.

She's the best.

Speaking of ways -- things to help,

if you guys know any of the elderly,

any older people that may need help,

please call them, check on them, see if they need anything.

Deliver them food, if you leave it outside their door,

whatever they need, help.

Help an old person.

Not an old -- Help an old person.

Yeah, help an elderly person, yeah. Okay.

Alright, speaking of help,

I'm going to start the show with a monologue

and actually put up something

that might help my jokes land better.

"And here he is!

Jimmy Fallon!"

[ Recorded cheers and applause ]

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Thank you very, very much.

Welcome to "The Tonight Show: At Home Edition."

Guys, this is our third show from my house,

and things are getting crazy.

Today my kids joined SAG and asked for their own trailers.

[ Recorded laughter ]

Of course, we're doing the show from here

because of the pandemic,

also because I'm on house arrest for stealing a jet ski.

[ Laughter ]

That's right. It's day seven of being quarantined.

And you'll know I'm off my quarantine diet

when I can no longer fit down the slide.

[ Laughter ]

That's a callback from the other show.

Listen to this -- Everyone should have a slide.

I read that Emergen-C, you know, the drink powder,

they're telling people to not mix their product with booze

to make Quarantinis.

They were like, "If you want a Quarantini,

that's NyQuil, DayQuil, and a splash of Tide Pod."

[ Laughter and applause ]

Just a message to everyone at home,

do not drink a Tide Pod or mix that mix.

Do not try this at home. That was a joke.

Back to the monologue.

That's right, Emergen-C is warning people

not to mix their product with alcohol.

Instead, they recommend people do the responsible thing --

chop it up into lines and snort it.

[ Crowd booing ] Wow. Come on.

But here's some good news.

Today is the first day of spring.

I don't have a "yay"?

Oh.

"Yay!"

Today's the first day of spring.

[ Recorded ] "Yay!"

Yep, now Americans get to play a fun game --

allergies or coronavirus?

Isn't that fun?

I saw that there is now a way

people can virtually watch Netflix with their friends.

So if you couldn't decide what show to watch,

maybe adding four other people will help.

[ Laughter ]

Hey, this is interesting,

people are now watching YouTube videos

to take virtual rides of Disney attractions.

It's pretty realistic, actually. Before you watch it,

they still make you wait 3 1/2 hours.

[ Laughter ]

It's actually very realistic, because after you watch the --

Sorry. It's all wet.

It's actually very realistic,

'cause after you watch the ride video,

Disney sends you a bill for $120.

[ Laughter and applause ]

And finally, the federal government

has pushed back a tax deadline by 90 days.

I think that's a good idea,

because, trust me, once I run out of toilet paper,

the next thing I'm grabbing is a stack of 1040s.

[ Laughter ] You guys have been great.

That's our monologue. Alright, thank you very much.

Guys, now we're going to do a bit on our show

called "Hashtags."

And this is a bit that requires your help, as well.

So thank you so much.

I asked you to use the hashtag #MyQuarantineInSixWords.

And that was my example.

I did, "Fine, you can paint Daddy's nails."

That was my example.

#MyQuarantineInSixWords.

Well, I was happy to say it was worldwide trending.

And it was trending in the U.S. I think number two, if I --

So that's pretty great.

So thank you so much for playing the game

and letting it trend. That's so cool.

And I'm so happy that the world watches our things.

So now let's get to "Hashtags."

Here is the first one. This is #MyQuarantineInSixWords.

Millemmial said, "Day one: ate all the snacks."

That is so true. [ Laughs ]

We did the same thing, too.

Just gone. Ice cream sandwiches.

This is from @emily-tweets.

"Longest day of my life, everyday."

[ Laughs ]

That's good.

This is from Rick, richachoubey.

He says, "Yes, Netflix, I am still watching."

Don't even ask at this point, Netflix.

Get off my back.

"Get off my back!"

[ Recorded ] Get off my back!

This one's from stephmerritt88.

"Flattening the curves, fattening my curves."

[ Chuckles ]

[ Laughs ]

That's a good one.

Let's do this one.

"That was the one. That was the one!"

[ Recorded ] That was the one. That was the one!

This one's from toriloomis9.

She said, "Expelled my kid from home school."

Well, I think that's pretty common right now.

That's a good one.

[ Chuckles ]

This is from MunaNawabit1.

She said, "Very close to befriending a volleyball."

[ Chuckles ]

#MyQuarantineInSixWords.

This one's from mike-t-barrett.

Says, "Funyuns for dinner. Ok, breakfast too."

[ Chuckles ] That's --

Oh, this one's from gumgumerson. We love gumgumerson.

Always sends us things. Thank you, Gum.

Gumgumerson says, "Toilet paper is our god now."

[ Laughs ]

I should say thank you to our -- my camera operator,

my wife, Nancy.

Thank you, Nancy... -You're welcome.

-...for being there and not laughing at not one joke.

Alright, here we go.

That was the one. That was the one!

This one's from RyanLaBarge.

He says, "Is 7 Hot Pockets too many?"

[ Chuckles ]

The answer is no.

Seven Hot Pockets is not too many.

This one's from SusanPickover.

Says, "This ends in divorce or murder."

Oh, come on, now.

[ Both laugh ]

Come on, now. That's very funny.

This one's from ElCapitanSaucey.

Oh, this is great. It says, "Is upstairs neighbor a tap dancer?"

[ Both laugh ]

[ Recorded laughter and applause ]

We had a neighbor upstairs in Brooklyn

that would chop pills every morning.

And here's our last one here for "Hashtags."

Says, "There's not enough wine for this."

How true.

That's our "Hashtags," everybody.

[ Recorded cheers and applause ]

Thank you very much for sending them in.

Guys, I had the pleasure

of talking to the great Jennifer Garner.

She's an awesome actor.

And her and her fellow actor teamed up, Amy Adams, teamed up,

and they did some amazing stuff.

So let's talk to Jennifer right now.

-Jennifer Garner, you're awesome.

Thank you so much for being a guest on our show.

I just want to start off by saying I hope you're safe

and everything's okay as far as these things are concerned.

I know it's crazy times, but you were the first person

to call to action after this, you know --

We self-quarantined, I think, seven days ago.

-Mm-hmm. -And over the weekend,

I'm trying to think of, what am I gonna do?

How can I do something to help everybody?

And I got a message from you and Amy Adams.

How did you get hooked up with Amy?

And explain, really, what the charity is, 'cause I loved it.

-Well, you're the coolest.

You were the first to jump on. You and Reese.

And, you know, if Reese is on something,

it's like, oh, forget it -- it's a movement.

You know what I mean? -Yeah, exactly.

-But having you made all the difference.

So, Amy called me Friday night, and she said,

"I want to do something to help feed kids

who are stranded with school closures."

'Cause, you know, between 25 and 30 million kids

in the United States rely on school for food...

and free and reduced lunches, breakfast, backpack programs.

I was just in a school in Kentucky a couple weeks ago

with Save the Children where they opened their lunch

at the end of the school day,

and kids take home cartons of food.

So what's happening with those families,

as well as kids in urban settings?

And I said, "Okay, I actually --

If you really want to do this, I can --

Let's do it. I mean, let's do it."

But it's -- it's been

kind of non-stop since then and really great.

It's great to have a purpose right now.

-It's a lot of work, though,

I mean, to pull something like this off.

And you really did a great job.

I tell everyone the website is

savethechildren.org/ savewithstories.

-Yes!

-And we'll put a chyron up here.

So, it's savethechildren.org/ savewithstories.

And you have a bunch of friends and people

helping out, reading books to kids.

-People I'd never met before.

Our community is just so generous.

And, so, just -- "How can I help? What can I do?"

And we are getting rights to books.

So thank you for loaning us yours.

-I would read other ones, too. Let me know. I'm down.

-Oh, my gosh. Really? Oh, yeah. Please.

-Without a doubt.

-Would you read "Everything is Mama"?

I love that book so much.

-[ Laughs ] Two seconds. I will do it right now.

I cannot wait to do that.

-Great! Okay. Good. -I would love to do that.

How are your kids --

How are your kids dealing with everything?

-Thank you. I think I have the perfect-aged kids for this.

Because they're big enough to understand

and to have the conversations --

Like, we're built for challenge. We can do this.

We're a tough team.

Let's learn about a vacuum cleaner.

[ Laughter ]

But they're not so big that they're just like,

"Well, I don't care. I'm gonna go..."

You know, the hard thing are teens and early-20s people

and my parents.

My parents are the hard ones. -Yeah.

-I'm like, "Dad, Mom,

the world is shut down to keep you guys safe."

And they're like, "We think

we're going to go to Sam's Warehouse."

I'm like, "Oh, my gosh." -[ Laughs ]

-"Stay here! Stay home!"

-"Mom, you have to stay home!"

-"God. You got to get Amazon accounts.