Hi

Hi

Sorry, I'm Andrea. Do you not recognize me at all?

Your boyfriend got me pregnant and he's gonna help me out with it

No, he's not. You need to go find your crackhead baby daddy

We were both pretty drunk, honestly. -31 weeks, to be exact

Do you, do you know who you're talking to right now?

We can get a test or something, cause I can prove that this is your child

I have never banged any girl ever

I can vouch for that one...

You kind of did this, so... -I'm pretty sure I didn't, I'm pretty gay

You don't remember me? We met back earlier in the year, at a party

Cool, I mean, I was probably a litte wasted I don't know, maybe you're thinking of the wrong person

No. -I remember when you met her

Are you kidding? -I was with you

I'm pretty sure I would remember you

Are you pregnant? -7 months ago, around

Heavy, dude

You're a dad? -What? No way, this is totally not happening

You can see the ultrasound

I kinda remember that party dude

It's fine, we don't have to, like, exchange information, I told you that I wouldn't...

A test proves that I'm the father? -A test, yeah

You got me pregnant at a party

Of course not

My name is Billie Jean, I don't wanna cause a scene. You're the one, the kid is your son

Okay

Are you gonna help out at all? -No that's cool

Do you wanna go again?

I'm almost 54 years old

Half of what I got hurts and the other half doesn't work

It's definitely not me

I need some help with this

I don't know how I feel about this

We met at a party. -You sure? I mean...

Sorry, if this is awkward. -Well fuck, I'm a terrible person. You sure you don't need any help?

I'm gay, though...unless I was super drunk

You don't remember at all?

This is your kid. -No. -Don't lie to me. -That ain't mine

This is my kid? -Yeah, it's your kid

I was totally blacked that night, I'm sure. -Are you gonna help me out at all with this?

Sure

You don't remember me? You got me pregnant

And it was me? -Yes, it was you. -Oh, this is so crazy

I'm so sorry if I did that. So we have to marry or something?

Will you at least pay for the abortion?

If it's mine, so I'll take it

We can raise it together, if you'd like

So we have to live together...

Do you wanna get married or something?

No, not married...we can just live, you know, and raise the baby without get married

Maybe...

Are you sure it was me? -It was you, yeah

Yeah? -I'm pretty positive that it was you. -No, you're lying

Are you gonna help me at all or...? -Yeah, of course

I got you, yeah

Do you wanna maybe go again?

It's yours

Like it was... like seven months ago

Babe...

Let me see your stomach, let me see it

Okay, I've dragged this on long enough, I'm sorry. We're just filming a prank video

I've been seeing it the whole time

It's on youtube. We're gonna put the video on youtube