A: Is it that bad?

A：有那麼糟嗎？

R: I don't know.

R：我不知道。

R: Hey guys! I'm here with my brother Andrew and my sister Bri.

R：大家好！這次我和弟弟Andrew以及妹妹Bri一起。

R: And my other brother Daniel, who's a

R：還有我的另一個兄弟Daniel，他是個…

[BLEEP]

[消音]

D: You better edit that!

D：你最好編輯一下！

R: My other brother Daniel, who's a scaredy-cat and he's not gonna-

R：我的另一個兄弟Deniel，他是膽小鬼，這次不參加─

R: Don't put the fur on my napkin!

R：別把貓毛放到我的餐巾紙上！

D: Boots with the fur ♪

D：毛靴子♪

A: Oh, I'm sorry. Is it going to mess with you when you throw it up?

A：哦，對不起。畢竟待會要拿來吐嘛。

R: And today we're going to try, um, I forget the word for these.

R：今天我們要來試吃…嗯…這些要怎麼說…

R: These are like Japanese snacks you eat when you drink beer.

R：基本上就是配啤酒一起吃的日本點心。

R: The first one we're going to try is this: fried fish skin.

R：第一個要來嘗試的是：炸魚皮。

R: This is probably the best one.

R：這可能是所有裡面最好的。

R: I chose this one for first because it probably tastes the best

R：我第一個選這個，因為它可能是最好吃的。

and it's probably going make everyone else think the other ones are okay.

R：搞不好可以讓大家覺得「剩下的應該都OK吧～」

R: Here. Take a piece of fish skin.

R：來。拿一塊魚皮。

D: Feed a piece to Henry.

D：也給Henry一塊如何？

A: They're little crunchies.

A：還滿脆的。

R: Hi other kitty!

R：嗨貓貓！

R: You already ate it!

R：你已經吃了？

A: Oh, was I supposed to wait?

A：哦，我應該等嗎？

R: Okay, well, let's go ahead and eat our fish skin.

R：OK，好吧，讓我們繼續吃我們的魚皮。

A: Tastes like crunchy snacks.

A：吃起來就像脆脆的零食。

A: I'd probably snack on them.

A：我可能會當作普通的零食一樣拿來吃。

A: What do you need beer for? They're all right.

A：不配啤酒也可以吃。

R: This one's not that bad.

R：這個其實不錯。

R: Well you can have this, then.

R：你喜歡就給你吧。

R: All right. Our second one here is dried squid tentacles.

R：好的。我們的第二個是乾魷魚腳。

A: Looks like bacon.

A：看起來像培根。

R: So uh, yeah. Just pretend this one's bacon.

R：恩…的確，可以就假裝它是培根。

B: Pretend...

B：假裝……

A: Wanna split it?

A：是要剝開嗎？

D: That smells terrible.

D：聞起來好可怕。

A: All right.

A：好了。

D: Smells like wet cat or something.

D：聞起來像濕掉的貓。

R: Would you WAIT to try it until we-

R：你能等我們行不─

R: It's a squid tentacle.

R：來，魷魚腳。

B: Ughhh!

B：呃！

A: I mean, it's not really bad. It's just kinda hard to eat.

A：其實也沒有很糟。只是吃起來有點困難。

R: Here's my squid tentacle.

R：這是我的魷魚腳。

R: I can't chew it.

R：咬不動。

B: I can't either.

B：我也是。

A: It's not really bad.

答：其實不壞。

R: Wasabi-flavored salted fish!

R：芥末味鹹魚！

A: Is that gonna be hot?

A：會辣嗎？

R: Wasabi isn't like, super hot.

R：芥末其實，沒有說非常辣。

R: I'm gonna get the cat!

R：我去把貓帶來。

D: He's chasing after something.

D：牠好像在追什麼東西。

R: YEAH got another kitty-

R：YEAH 把貓帶來了！

R: Bye, kitty.

R：再見，貓貓。

A: That's got its eyes and stuff still!

A：呃啊啊，有眼睛！

D: Oh jeez.

D：哦，天。

R: Yeah, these are WHOLE fish.

R：是的，這些都是一整條魚。

B: Is that safe?

B：這安全嗎？

R: Yeah it's-

R：沒問題，沒問題。

R: Oh, yours doesn't have eyes! That's cheating. It's just a tail.

R：啊，你的沒有眼睛。這樣作弊。那只有尾巴而已。

B: I don't think it has an entire head.

B：它頭部好像不完整…

R: There you go!

R：來給你！

R: All right! I hope this focuses so you guys can see this.

R：好的！希望相機可以對焦讓你們看清楚…

A: It's not bad, actually.

A：其實還不錯。

R: WOULD YOU WAIT!

R：你能不能等一下！

A: They're actually pretty good, Daniel.

A：其實還滿好吃的，Daniel。

R: Is it really?

R：真的嗎？

A: Isn't it?

A：沒有嗎？

B: Yeah, it's not bad.

B：嗯，還不錯。

R: What?! Both of them ate without me!

R：什麼？！他們倆個都沒有等我吃。

B: Oh, I'm sorry.

B：哦，對不起。

A: Want another one?

A：還要嗎？

B: I'll have another one.

B：再給我一個。

B: What is that?!

B：這什麼啦？！

R: Do you like fish?

R：你喜歡魚嗎？

R: Oh no, it's wasabi-flavored.

R：喔不，這是芥末口味的。

R: I'm not gonna give that to the cat.

R：我不會給貓吃的。

R: Wasabi-flavored fish.

R：芥末味的魚。

A: Oh, I'm sorry Leo. Is she taking your rest[ing spot]?

A：哦，Leo抱歉。她把你的休息座位佔走了嗎？

R: That's not... That's not his name.

R：那不是…那不是牠的名字。

A: Wait, which one's this one?

A：等一下，這是哪一隻？

D: Henry.

D：Henry。

A: Henry, okay.

A：Henry，好的。

A: All right, if you say so.

A：好的，知道了啦。

R: This is ume.

R：再來是，梅子。

B: It's a fruit?

B：這是水果嗎？

R: Yeah. I think this one's pickled, though.

R：是的。不過我想應該是醃製的。

R: All right, go ahead.

R：好的，來吧。

B: Oh my god!

B：OMG

A: That's not that great.

A：這個不太好。

A: All right, I'll use the napkin.

A：我還是用餐巾紙吧。

B: Is there a pit in them?

B：裡面有核嗎？

A: Yeah.

A：對。

R: I don't know how to eat it.

R：我不知道怎麼吃。

A: Exactly! You guys don't even explain how to eat this, whether it's got a pit in it or not!

A：就是啊！你們都不解釋怎麼吃，也不講有沒有核！

R: You know what you need to do?

R：你知道要做什麼嗎？

R: Daniel, take this back to your house and hand these out to all your roomates.

R：Daniel，把這個帶回你家，分給你所有的室友吃。

R: Say this is a candy from Japan.

R：就說這個是日本的糖果。

D: Okay. I'll do it.

D：OK，了解。

R: All right, this one is fried shell.

R：再來這個是…燒貝。

B: Of what?

B：什麼？

A: Shell?

A：貝類？

R: Like the inside of a shell-fish?

R：就是，貝類裡面的肉？

A: Ohhh. I was gonna be like, I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to eat like seashells and stuff.

A: Ohhh. I was gonna be like, I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to eat like seashells and stuff.

R: Oh, this!

R：哦，這個！

B: It's like rubbery.

B：感覺像橡膠。

R: Yeah, it is rubbery.

R：真的。

R: Okay. All right. Let's go.

R：OK。來吧。

A: It's chewy.

A：有嚼勁。

R: It is chewy.

R：有嚼勁。

A: It's not bad, though.

A：不過，還不錯。

R: Since Andrew likes them, you can have this bag, too.

R：既然Andrew喜歡，這包也給你吧。

R: I knew he'd eat anything.

R：他什麼都吃，我知道。

A: She goes to Japan and gets me all sorts of candies.

A：她都去日本幫我帶各式各樣的糖果。

R: I bring him back dried fish every single time.

R：我每次都給他帶乾燥魚。

R: ALL RIGHT. And then here's the finale.

R：好了。這是最後一個。

R: They're GIANT fried fish.

R：超大的…炸乾燥魚。

R: Or, dried out fish.

A：芥末口味的嗎？

A: Does it taste like wasabi?

R：不是。

R: Nope.

R：這個只有魚和鹽。

R: This is just fish and salt.

R：哦，你那隻好小。OMG。

R: Oh, you got a little baby one. Omg.

A：它在游泳。

A: He's swimmin.

A：貓緊盯著看！

A: The cat's watching with his head!

R：好的。

R: Okay.

A：Bri，那是你的餐巾紙嗎？

A: Is that your napkin, Bri?

B：你需要嗎？

B: Do you need it?

A：以防萬一。

A: Just in case.

R：不可以作弊先吃尾巴。要從頭開始吃。

R: No cheating eating the tail part. You gotta eat the head part first.

R：開始吧。

R: Here we go.

R：不准作弊！把它放進嘴裡！

R: Don't you cheat! Put that in your mouth!

A：有點乾。

A: It's kinda dry.

R：其實並沒有很糟。

R: That's not too bad actually.

R：就是，味道很鹹的魚。

R: Tastes like a really salty fish.

A：所以，最好的是哪一個？

A: So, what was the best one?

B：小芥末魚。

B: The little wasabi fish.

R：芥末魚？

R: The wasabi fish?

A：然後是這個。

A: Then these.

R：哦，真的嗎？你喜歡那個燒貝嗎？

R: Oh, really? You like the shell?

A：芥末小魚和燒貝很接近。

A: It's close between this wasabi and the shell.

A：然後是魚皮。

A: Then it's the skin.

A：然後是魷魚。

A: Then it's the squid,

A：然後是乾魚。

A: Then it's the dried fish.

A：然後最後一名是那個水果。

A: Then the worst is the fruit.

R：那個水果……你要給你的室友。

R: That fruit... that you're gonna give to your roommates.

R：不要告訴他們是什麼。

R: Don't tell them what it is.

D：我會說是糖果。

D: I'll tell them it's candy.

R：好的，所以，謝謝你們試吃我帶回來的日本點心。

R: All right, so, thanks for trying my Japanese snacks I brought back.

A：謝謝你的糖果。

A: Thanks for the candy.

R：下次我會試著帶更好吃的東西回來。

R: Next time I'll try to bring something that tastes good.

R：好的，下次再見！

R: All right, see you guys later!

R：好的，不要動！

R: Okay, stay there!

A：嘿Daniel！ (吹毛)

A: Hey Daniel! [blows fur]

A：沒有成功。

A: It didn't make it.

D：其實有成功。

D: Actually, it did.

R：看起來像你對他送飛吻​​。

R: It was like you were blowing a kiss to him.

R：從我的角度看起來就像這樣。

R: That's what it looked like from my angle.

A：一個充滿貓毛的吻。

A: A kiss full of cat fur.