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  • I have to because yes, I scared.

  • Today I'm gonna be watching a bunch of compilation videos.

  • I think I don't think they're here Videos.

  • Maybe I haven't seen these a lot.

  • And I clicked on it.

  • And I'm sure you guys have to.

  • There's some called, like, a dozen.

  • Okay.

  • And some called Shane Dawson paid for five minutes, both of which I would like to be played at my funeral.

  • But I'm actually not seen any of these, mainly because I don't click on anything that has my name in the title because I don't like looking at myself.

  • If I could not click on a mirror, I would.

  • So here we go.

  • We're going to experience this together.

  • Get ready to cringe.

  • Did I say cream?

  • Jam it all right.

  • His 1st 1 is called.

  • It is Shane Dawson.

  • Okay.

  • They should just be a really short video that just says No, no, wait.

  • We're back already.

  • I wanted to Really e I love that.

  • Somebody saw really darkness in my videos.

  • This video is only two minutes long.

  • I feel like it should be fine race.

  • Oh, I like this video is something I should use for like when I get a new therapist and they're like, Tell me, what's your issues?

  • I'm just gonna e mail you a league.

  • I meant this six year old child blank, pale emotions face the blackest eyes.

  • Death sighs.

  • Oh, my God.

  • This is actually making me question.

  • Okay?

  • Never mind.

  • I know the answer, but wait.

  • Did you see that?

  • Maybe I'm trying to think of a conspiracy.

  • I don't think this one should be played at my funeral.

  • I think this is my funeral.

  • All right, let's watch a snorting compilation.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Looking video me from like years ago, I had been a pig booth.

  • Do I have What if this is, like a problem I don't know about?

  • Like what I do with the deviated septum nose job?

  • What if I'm just getting fatter and it's getting harder to breathe?

  • This'd is awful.

  • What?

  • I give me out, okay?

  • This one is called YouTubers.

  • Annoying Shane Dawson for two minutes.

  • Two minutes.

  • Did you mean 10 years?

  • Just like Rachel tells me That's not real.

  • Though.

  • I love you.

  • It's more like when people touch me.

  • I want to burn their hands off, but That's my You know what?

  • I'm gonna go see nor die.

  • Be fair, though.

  • Every time I collapse Joey, like the stick.

  • Is that annoyed if I don't want to be there, which is also my stick for life like refrain from judging ee ay ee ay literally looked him up and down like a mean girl.

  • I was like, What is that?

  • Is that human?

  • You know, musically, stars were robotic.

  • I just powered off.

  • Who?

  • This one's called Shane Dawson Getting angry.

  • YouTubers Oh, break that.

  • But why do people invite me over getting cute?

  • Look at that Fucking be.

  • I genuinely like shook, but not Jeffrey's fault.

  • These guys.

  • Oh, wait.

  • There's a video called Jeffery Starr annoying Shane Dawson for a minute.

  • So a lot of these comments like you've never seen any of these brothers.

  • The first step here is a reimer.

  • Okay, I don't think I look annoyed.

  • That's just my resting face.

  • I just have a resting.

  • Why my life face?

  • So I shall.

  • It's usually range from like 20 to $40.

  • I was thinking I don't give a fuck.

  • I was thinking, Is your dick tattooed?

  • And you put makeup on it.

  • What people actually pull this thing out, make up this messy?

  • It looks I was kidding.

  • Here's a big I did not mean any of this to look like I was annoyed.

  • It's just the five of clapping with Jeffrey is like hanging out just like whatever.

  • So I wasn't trying to be funny the whole time.

  • And also that make it was messy.

  • Cute globes.

  • Here we go, baby.

  • So, like on camera, I looked so be And then when I always have a mirror, I wanted to beat myself up.

  • I love Jeffrey, So that was money.

  • See what's next.

  • Who this one's called.

  • Shane Dawson throws ultimate Shada Tana Joe.

  • They send all the previous videos they have done in all the tweets we've seen on Twitter.

  • You may believe that Tan and Shane are good friends.

  • First of all, I love how serious this is already sucked in until Shane's last video, where he throws shade attack.

  • So far he calls her Twinkie, and this is what he has to say about Twinkies like I know you wanna roll with opinions.

  • Well, guess what, Bitch.

  • When you get involved in a controversy, which is something you all 20.

  • What you need to do is you need to apologize.

  • You need to get your back what you're known for, which is delicious, fattening, sugary ass flavor.

  • This'll have also been known to you.

  • Diverse.

  • How's the shade?

  • That was good.

  • Advice fits.

  • That's advice you could pay for.

  • And by the way, this is the light.

  • Hold, Hannah and private.

  • Being called a Twinkie is literally a compliment.

  • What is coming for me now if I called you a Bradley, Wait.

  • This one's called Chez Dawson.

  • Annoying his boyfriend for one one minute more like, How long have we been together?

  • Actually, hold that.

  • He should come in for this.

  • All right.

  • You ready to watch me and know you for a minute?

  • Way?

  • Shit we loathe.

  • This.

  • Makes me think I gave you The idea is really good.

  • Is this gonna break the real death?

  • Wait, Do you remember yesterday?

  • What?

  • Oh, my caution.

  • The plane.

  • You Oh, my gosh.

  • The number one thing that she does that annoys me is when he digs in his ass to itch it.

  • But under his boxers.

  • So when he pulls his hand out, it smells like dirty asshole.

  • And he did it in an enclosed plane.

  • Not only me, but everyone around us could smell it.

  • So I put my hands on my ass.

  • And I was like, trying to be, like all, like, subtle about it literally goes.

  • Did you know it was so gross?

  • You're so annoying.

  • Yeah, just reliving the plane.

  • You are Postmates here.

  • I'm so annoying.

  • You just want to get me drunk.

  • So it's so black out, maybe.

  • Wait.

  • You called me a walrus?

  • I don't even know if that's a compliment or it is cute.

  • They're way too nice, right?

  • This looks like a nice way they were doing.

  • It was like a highlight reel.

  • I should hire them.

  • I can't with you.

  • All right?

  • I'm bored by my stuff.

  • It's really weird, though.

  • How anything can affect how I feel about via video.

  • Okay.

  • You want a daily blogger in my relationship with who?

  • This.

  • When I saw my recommended the other day and I really want to click on it, and I did This is called issue once again.

  • Should be very short video saying no.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, God.

  • Way off.

  • This'll trigger.

  • I will also be setting this video to my new therapist.

  • Tell her why I have issues, okay?

  • Fixing my eyes.

  • Okay, first of all, this is giving me issues like I have a lot of issues with myself, but I never thought my face was bad.

  • Who?

  • Hold on.

  • Let me just go break, Mary.

  • Oh, that's better.

  • Give that little girl right there.

  • Wait.

  • You hear that?

  • Oh, God.

  • This is why I should never rule plastics or hi.

  • Can I see your Sharpie things?

  • So d'oh these Because I think he's years.

  • Are they gonna get rid of the shiny nous?

  • Yes.

  • They're fixing the background.

  • Oh, distant future where we're all gay role.

  • That is not Q limited to the comments on this, only the top comment.

  • So basically, he turned into right Not what Riley looks like.

  • Like All right, let's get out of here.

  • There's a Shane Dawson sneeze compilation.

  • All right.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Uh, almost there is really personal.

  • What?

  • Oh, oh, I was before I had sex while I was filming on a potato.

  • They usually eat goes Oh, my God.

  • I just figured out what I could do.

  • Sport.

  • Ready?

  • Oh, this is something I do a lot is my sonority, my sneezing, maybe the surgeon Try any.

  • Didn't know.

  • Oh, wait, There's a dam.

  • Phyllis, knees compilation.

  • I have to go check that out For us to forget.

  • That was wet.

  • Oh, I know judgment by damn it.

  • Sneezes are fucking way you move.

  • I shouldn't be talking about Damn!

  • Could you imagine sitting in front of him it the police getting hard Just thinking about it.

  • How come to liver sneezes?

  • That was big.

  • Try to fit in.

  • I need to get out of this means compilation.

  • Okay, this video is called How long can you watch this guy pronouncing YouTubers names?

  • Wrong shine, Diedrich Shine!

  • Diedrich What?

  • I called Shawn.

  • I've been called Sean Dots and I'm a gold chain Charleston.

  • I've been called a mistake by a lot of people, but that was too much.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Business is called 50.

  • She said kisses For those of you who are new here, my ex girlfriend Lee says she's youtuber public relationship and I told myself I'd never do it again.

  • Shut!

  • Here we go.

  • Way.

  • Oh, you thing is way overrated.

  • Way will stay with me.

  • You don't trust who that last night was awkward because I think we had already broken up, but we were pretending we hadn't.

  • Let's just go back to that one who had become trying cretins.

  • Challenge equally is pretty wallpaper, But there's a Birkin copulation.

  • No way.

  • I am so growth.

  • All right, let's watch one more.

  • I think we should end it with one.

  • Started it all.

  • That's right.

  • Shay Dawson saying, Hey, what's up, guys?

  • Yes, for two minutes straight.

  • No, no, no.

  • I am never saying this again.

  • Did this feeling behave myself?

  • No.

  • Snorted, Uh, I'm gonna go get plastic surgery, break up with my boyfriend, rip out my voice box and stop eating.

  • Okay.

  • Bye.

  • I was reacting to a lot.

  • If you want a part two of this and trust me, there's a give me a thumbs up.

  • So I know I'll make sure to subscribe to my channel right below the notification about the new video today.

  • And I am just going thio go winter.

I have to because yes, I scared.

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