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  • friends.

  • It's mean time, time, time.

  • The only cure for sadness.

  • Welcome back to another episode of game time.

  • The show where I shake my floppy banana at you over and over again.

  • One of these days this is going to burst.

  • And I just hope to God that is called on camera, because otherwise it's pointless.

  • Otherwise, I'll just show you the cleanup process afterwards.

  • Well, welcome to the meantime.

  • We're gonna look at what you got, baby.

  • What?

  • You cooked up last time.

  • Speaking of the floppy bananas I'm joining in.

  • Sorry for the blurriness.

  • It's okay.

  • Cameras can capture the quality of a banana.

  • Okay.

  • You want to go?

  • You want a fight?

  • Is this what's gonna turn into?

  • How far can we push this?

  • How far will this joke go off?

  • Was pointing bananas on each other.

  • You want to go?

  • You wanna fight?

  • I'll kill you For anybody YouTube watching Confirming manual review on my video.

  • That was a joke.

  • I will not kill any of my fans.

  • I love them and they're awesome.

  • It was just a joke that we have between each other because apparently joking that you're gonna kill your friends.

  • It's gonna get you de monetized.

  • Who knew that threats on the Internet could go so far?

  • What happens if they combine?

  • Floppy, banana, squishy potato?

  • Okay, let's do it Track.

  • Okay.

  • I don't know.

  • What have I done?

  • Look what you made me do, Shawn.

  • Can't wait having to explain this to my mom.

  • What's there to explain?

  • If a floppy banana comes through the door, you just do this and she'll be like, I got it.

  • It won't be a positive reaction, but she'll be like, OK, thank you, Spawn of me.

  • Why did I have you?

  • My banana is the best.

  • That's cheating.

  • You can't do that.

  • You have to have the actual floppy banana.

  • You don't have it.

  • Then you're not allowed to be part of this war.

  • This fight.

  • We're gonna rise at dawn and throw our bananas at the enemy.

  • Now, this is getting ridiculous.

  • Now you have an actual banana.

  • It has to be in the same angle.

  • That's that's true.

  • Which angle am I going at?

  • It doesn't matter.

  • It could be flipped whichever way you wanna go.

  • You want to go?

  • You see this?

  • I got skills.

  • Okay?

  • The fuck with me.

  • I have the power of five San Chiquita on my side.

  • Jack may have a banana, but I have got a chilly get out of here with that week.

  • It may get your chili pepper do that.

  • Could you throw your chili pepper with the power of 1000 men?

  • Threw a stone concrete wall so you can only floppy banana could do that, get it into your head.

  • Got a different.

  • But what is that?

  • This banana hand?

  • Banana hand cream.

  • I appreciate the effort, but you're not doing enough.

  • Oh, my God, Shawn, Does your banana have a banana case?

  • What?

  • Jesus.

  • I need one.

  • Maybe I should just buy a 2nd 1 of these and then open it up and take out all the powder so I could just put this banana into it and just keep stacking until I have the 100 layer challenge of bananas.

  • Have a banana, but this thick I'm able to destroy the world were thrown through a plate glass window.

  • Me waiting for Jax ender Dragon episode.

  • I know.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I completely put it on the back burner and everyone back.

  • And everyone was like Jack, It's been a month and think what further months go by so quickly?

  • I'm sorry, my bad.

  • I'll get to it soon.

  • I'll try my best to get to it as soon as possible.

  • There's just a lot of pressure on that episode.

  • I don't have to be able to kill the Enter Dragon.

  • I don't disappoint people.

  • Okay?

  • Meaning not.

  • Morning.

  • That was really loud friends.

  • Jack, will you ever finish the Minecraft?

  • Siri's Jack?

  • No, I don't think I will.

  • I will.

  • I will finish it.

  • I'll at least do that.

  • Even if the series ends after that, I will at least do that as a final episode.

  • It probably won't be the final episode, but whatever.

  • We'll cross that bridge when we build it.

  • Here we go again.

  • Teacher.

  • Why you laughing me?

  • Nothing.

  • My brain lawn.

  • McLachlan.

  • Teacher.

  • What are you laughing about?

  • Me?

  • Nothing.

  • My brain lawn.

  • McLachlan Shawn McCoy Luck.

  • Lynn Teacher.

  • Why you're having me?

  • Nothing.

  • Me and my head.

  • Swan.

  • My teacher.

  • What are you laughing about?

  • Me?

  • Nothing.

  • My last few brain cells, prawn words rhyme with Shawn.

  • Very young.

  • Get long.

  • McLachlan.

  • You all had the exact same job.

  • Well done.

  • You tried your best to come up with something original on three of you did it at the same time.

  • So none of your original anymore.

  • What are you laughing about?

  • Nothing.

  • Also me gone.

  • Bad luck, That one I like.

  • That one's clever, Shaun.

  • Gone doesn't Rhine.

  • Who cares if Eminem can make something rhyme together when they don't even go together at all?

  • Mmm.

  • Could probably write the word fish with the word camera.

  • And you'd still be like, That's pretty epic.

  • That's fire ngl dead ass.

  • No cap.

  • Nobody My brain during a test for me.

  • What?

  • During a test.

  • Never let this mean diets.

  • Too good.

  • No, please let it die.

  • You're going to run out of words to rhyme with Sean after a while.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Somebody redid the Sean McLaughlin charm.

  • McLaughlin in stunning three d.

  • I was bored, so I don't this And because I find it too funny.

  • Damn it, you floppy.

  • But Jesus Christ, that's awesome.

  • I love that.

  • I have never been more proud off.

  • Disgusting version of my face being all over a gun before in my entire life.

  • Thank you.

  • Fairly floppy.

  • Floppy, floppy banana.

  • We should call you guys from now on, top of the morning to you floppy bananas.

  • My name is Jack.

  • Stop the guy.

  • Welcome by two meantime, e long McGlockton.

  • Why is my head so tiny?

  • And Elena's body?

  • Oh, my head is not that small, I swear.

  • Also, yes.

  • Pointing at the mean it focus.

  • Someday I'll buy a new camera cause this one's fucked, apparently, but yes, Ellen McGlockton.

  • I would love to eat meeting on mosque.

  • He seems like a cool dude.

  • Also, everyone's making fun of cyber truck, but I genuinely like it.

  • I mean, I made a joke about it on Twitter as well, but I actually genuinely think it looks cool.

  • It looks like you could drive through a wall with you.

  • Probably could.

  • It looks like you could drive through the earth with it.

  • It looks like it's really going to sprout wings in the future is going to upgrade for it.

  • Then you're gonna be able to take off, go to matters in your own one care, I guarantee you.

  • Ellen has thought about that.

  • So he's complaining about his name being spelled wrong, and Google caps be like Dr Sean Meg.

  • It's spelled wrong.

  • MK Laughlin not McAfee, is it?

  • Is it because I'm Irish?

  • Is that why my accent isn't even that strong?

  • If someone with not really that strong of an Irish accent is getting captured like this, then there's no hope for any of us.

  • All the Irish people uploading to you too.

  • Perfect on your ancestry.

  • DNA says you were 3% irish, Toby.

  • A three alcoholic.

  • Go on.

  • Wait.

  • What is this from Israel, Toby 83 alcoholic.

  • The child has been treated in hospital after being given alcohol regularly for six months.

  • You're named youngster from West Midlands was one of 13 Children who were diagnosed alcoholic.

  • What 106 13 to 16 year olds were treated for alcohol addiction.

  • What the fuck?

  • Me waiting on Jack to finally do the slap in his intro.

  • Fine.

  • Okay, You know what?

  • You want it.

  • You want it?

  • Here we go.

  • Here we go.

  • Okay.

  • Get ready.

  • Are you ready for it?

  • Okay.

  • No, I refuse to be your dancing monkey.

  • Everyone freaks out when the intro is different.

  • I mean, I get it because it's a It's a phone intro.

  • It's something that I, I think is actually formed to imitate and replicate and do over and over again, and I get that people really, really like it, and that's very flattering.

  • But I can't keep doing that intro forever all the time.

  • It's gotta change.

  • Sometimes I have to grow past it eventually.

  • Not everyone who does the same intro does it forever, but it does get a little frustrating when people start seeing things that aren't there.

  • People will say that the channels completely different or the videos airway different or it's just not the same.

  • Just because the intro is missing, something is often the beginning.

  • So they start looking at everything with hyper detailed, trying to see if everything is different and they start poking holes in everything.

  • Because of that, it's just an intro.

  • It doesn't change.

  • Who I am doesn't change me as a person is the same with green hair changing back my hair, everyone was like, Oh, he's gonna be different now.

  • He's not going to be energetic, and I'm like from fucking hair.

  • Nobody jacks, camera focusing intensify.

  • Honestly, though right now it's fine.

  • It's on manual.

  • But for some reason the auto focus is fucked.

  • I was just sitting here one day, and it was like, uh, what's up?

  • I think the camera did drugs.

  • I might have to get a new one or just completely reset the camera.

  • But I don't want to do that because I had to hack this camera to be able to record longer than, like, 19 minutes at a time, because for some reason they showed off after that.

  • I'm talking to you.

  • Camera makes it look like I'm talking to the audience.

  • I'm talking to you audience.

  • Why do you turn off Jack's camera?

  • Be like, Oh my God, that is exactly what it feels like.

  • That is so weird.

  • Does that translate across video as well?

  • When it's compressed and the bit rate has changed?

  • I know you have to let me know.

  • Have you all gone blind in the conference?

  • Feck it all?

  • Not again.

  • That's a good, mean template.

  • I like that quite a lot.

  • Yeah, I don't even have to be playing a game in it.

  • I could just be looking at the TV.

  • What?

  • That's a very good, mean template.

  • Very nice indeed.

  • I look forward to seeing your career shine and grow.

  • Whoa, look, Is that a Minecraft?

  • That's me that Oh, that is so me.

  • If that's not me, I don't know what is.

  • Hey, guys.

  • Oh, my God.

  • A little good.

  • Jesus.

  • That's cool.

  • Ding, ding, ding.

  • Top of morning.

  • Trying to get my homework done and failing.

  • Thanks, Dragon prints.

  • Oh, that's new.

  • I am a People were talking about a cartoon.

  • Whatever.

  • My God.

  • Why does he look so much like me?

  • And why does my voice fit perfectly over him?

  • Guys, take a day.

  • Did he actually say ding ding, ding ding?

  • It looks like he does.

  • I need to watch that now.

  • Wholesome interactions on my feet.

  • Today I play ain't no sunshine, but the intro is a bit different.

  • Have I told you that I love you?

  • And Seth replies with Yes, and it feels just as good every time.

  • Seth, I do love you.

  • You're amazing.

  • You're incredibly talented, and you're very tall.

  • And you're also very bold.

  • But that's that's a plus.

  • I like that.

  • Okay, I wanna have Seth ever mons Bold, baby.

  • But Seth is genuinely one of the best creators.

  • I think around right now because I don't know.

  • He's just extremely talented, and he's great comedic timing.

  • And he's a mean lord, and I love it.

  • If you haven't checked out set yet.

  • Look upset, everyone.

  • He's awesome.

  • Also, verify him on Twitter.

  • He deserves verification on Twitter.

  • Can we verify?

  • Said I wanna meet set some days.

  • Well, and look at him is a fearful giant that he is.

  • And also, I want to try and make a video with him.

  • But I don't know what we would do when someone down voted my post and gave negative comments.

  • Thank Give yourself a fuck, little butt crack blue Misfortune is awesome.

  • I just slap my own ass to say that.

  • That's the sound of cheeks.

  • That's the sound sound of Damn what?

  • Damn, But I think it's for bitch.

  • Dick Fonso.

  • You going around the house now?

  • With Evelyn Gone?

  • Fonso are I'm a little lady, you know already.

  • Just a little butt crack.

  • Lord.

  • Why did it take you so long to play little Miss Little Miss Sunshine?

  • Little misfortune.

  • Hate sand.

  • Its course, and it gets everywhere.

  • Better is the worst invention of mankind.

  • It gets everywhere.

  • Same energy.

  • Exactly.

  • I know exactly how Anakin fields.

  • I also hate sand.

  • Not even in a MIM capacity.

  • I just hate it.

  • Imagine going to the beach and you have your your sandals on.

  • No socks mind because I'm not a fucking moron and you're walking along, and then the sand gets in between your toes.

  • Goods horrible.

  • Fuck that san.

  • And it's in your ears and up your appear little butt crack.

  • I don't like it Glitters even worse.

  • Blazer gets in your soul gets in your lungs kind of graphics.

  • Can your PC handle ultra high, medium low super retro or potato?

  • Potato is the best quality.

  • Does that mean that the game looks amazing?

  • It's the secret hidden option.

  • I agree.

  • Most Irish didn't invent the potato for you to go and besmirch it like that.

  • Okay, we went through a lot of hardship to figure out the perfect formula Me before Sean applauds meantime me after Sean uploads mean them.

  • It's meantime, it's me in time.

  • It's the only cure for sadness.

  • I'm telling you, that was really cringe.

  • What?

  • I just did what they do.

  • Robin, can you edit out my life?

  • Only cool kids allowed.

  • Yes, I'm staying at home.

  • Huh?

  • Well, I'm almost wearing the exact same outfit again, except I'm worried.

  • The means is mean shirt Jack.

  • Something dot com means Means was made specifically for the series.

  • And there might be other ones coming soon.

  • Just saying next time you have, like, a ah birthday party and your teacher tries to come to it.

  • Just post this and be like, huh?

  • OK, Boomer.

  • Whoa, That's awesome.

  • Shore and Felix reimagined as Demon Slayer.

  • Oh, dude, that's so cool.

  • I'm eyes any too.

  • And he's what's the do seem 100?

  • Oh, yeah, that's really cool.

  • I'm guessing Felix designs based off 10 judo while showing his base.

  • I was any too.

  • Yeah, that's awesome.

  • God, I love that I need This is a a thing on my shelf right now.

  • Man.

  • I wish my hair looked like that when I had the man born.

  • Also, Demon Slayer is really cool.

  • Keem it soon.

  • It's really fucking good.

  • There's only one season out of it right now, so it's easily digested.

  • But I was kind of skeptical, skeptical about it at first, But everyone was talking about it on Twitter, so I gave it a shot.

  • In the first few episodes.

  • I was like, That's kind of cool.

  • And then it just really ramped up.

  • And if you make it to Episode 19 that was insane.

  • Anybody who's watched it knows what I'm talking about.

  • That one scene so worth it.

  • Me looking at that sweet teacher's ass hot.

  • Damn this.

  • You looking fine right now, huh?

  • Hey, what's up?

  • Is your boy skinny Penis?

  • My favorite version of any video like that of, like, the dude talking to the camera to try and look cool.

  • Is Casey phrase.

  • One is like, Oh, so you got those little panties on that I bought you, huh?

  • Okay, that sounds weird.

  • Let me show you.

  • Is this one?

  • Yeah.

  • You're acting crazy.

  • Excuse me while I sort of you.

  • Oh, you got those panties I got you too, huh?

  • It's so fucking good.

  • Jesus.

  • Three and 1/2 1,000,000 views.

  • Okay, so you have seen it.

  • God, that thing he doesn't his shoulder blades.

  • I don't know how he does that.

  • Help.

  • Does Casey Frey have extra parts of his body that the rest of us don't?

  • Probably because he's an immortal being.

  • Also Casey Frey, also one of the funniest dudes on the Internet, and I love him and hopefully one day you get to meet him as well.

  • He's awesome.

  • I love all his stuff.

  • Go give Kate crazy phrase in love.

  • He's verified.

  • Yes.

  • Oh, God, Jack.

  • Stranding.

  • Oh, nice.

  • That's really cool.

  • That transition seamless.

  • I love it.

  • And last, but not least, stop sending me this fucking picture.

  • Food for thought are mashed potatoes, IRS guacamole.

  • No other fucking not.

  • Stop sending me the stupid picture.

  • People ask me this shit when I was on doing my panel at Pax recently as well.

  • And it's that same thing was like Is cereal just a soup, though?

  • No, it's fucking not.

  • Stop.

  • Is water really wet, though?

  • Who gives a shit?

  • Stop saying these stupid fucking questions to try to make yourself sound quirky and cool, right?

  • No.

  • Is it your house?

  • Also, we call the mash Sports out here with your mashed potatoes.

  • All right.

  • Neighbors and dreamers.

  • That's another episode of meantime in the bag.

  • You made it to the end.

  • I know the sadness is about to set in again, but remember, you have pure, proper inner strength that you need to be able to tap into overcome all obstacles in life.

  • you could do this all so I don't see any comments about my hair.

  • Unless it's to say how much I look like a K pop idol star.

  • Okay, Thank you kindly on good night, everybody.

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