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Kyle is famous now.
I may have some experiences of this, you know, as very important.
Big Internet man.
I have some experience when it comes to a lot of people know who you are, You know?
You know what I'm saying?
Things came randomly popped up on my steam, and it's ah, text adventure kind of thing, and I thought it looked pretty neat.
So I want to try now.
We basically have to dictate Kyle's life.
Haven't you always wanted you as a YouTube audience member?
Haven't you always wanted to dictate the life of someone famous?
I made too.
So we're going to do it.
We're gonna wake up Kyle, and we're going to figure out how he goes about his day.
Let's fuck him up.
Uh uh.
Kind of wakes up.
He is famous, man.
Good for you, Kyle.
I didn't even have to work for it, right?
You just woke up famous.
Good for you.
What are you, some sort of take talker or Alex from Target?
It is the host of the most popular talk show in recent memory.
Stay up late with Okay.
He did work for it.
I'm just a fucking moron.
who decided Judge Too early.
Shame on me.
No potatoes for me.
State by Mikhail has grown in popularity quickly in the last year, and the public has noticed inside has called Kyle a most excellent dumpy white.
I wish I was described like that.
I get loud swear, e Irishman, and that's it.
I'm like, Cool!
So the same as every Irishman.
I want to be called a dumpy white boy.
Just call me.
I'm gonna call myself.
Don't be white boy from now on.
What's that, guys?
Don't be white boy here.
Top Tech noted that Kyle is inspiring.
Used to explore stem fields.
Most of the talk shows are dedicated to discussing Kyle and his personal details.
Why, like most of the YouTubers dedicated to talking about each other actually what we're talking about, YouTubers Most other real talk shows or not dedicated to whatever most online videos are best off clips taken from Kyle's latest broadcast.
Okay, the Eye of the World is upon Kyle.
Tonight is Kyle's most important guest interview yet.
Stay up late with Cayenne will be featuring Rachel May.
She's kind and lovely philanthropist.
She is dear to the hearts of money this interview requires preparation.
Okay, We got it.
We got to do this.
We gotta get our thinking caps on.
I've never had one, but I'd love to someday contract his eyes open, knowing today is his last chance to prepare for the interview.
Kyle has 30 hours left.
You must choose his actions wisely.
Oh, God.
I'm gonna ruin Kyle's life.
His first decision of the morning was made wise.
Wither away, Exit to bed.
Okay, well, this is off to a bad start.
All right?
Where we need to do this or healthy game just ends.
Kyle exited his bait and took a quick glance around his bedroom.
Okay, what do we got open?
Cause it's sit at desks, scavenge exit, bedroom, toe, hallway.
Well, maybe you gotta put on some clothes 1st 0 God.
This is gonna take you an hour to do any of this.
Open the closet, Kyle.
Open the closet.
It was dark, and he could only really see his hanging shirts.
Choose an outfit.
Kyle decided to take some time to choose the perfect outfit, knowing how important his appearance is.
Perfect.
Skunk pace tees, jeans and swimming goggles.
Slick suit.
Soon Averman Well, I do really want to do one of these.
Do I want to fuck him up immediately?
Do I want to purposely go bad, or do I want to actually do this properly?
Let's do it properly first.
This is gonna be over quick so we can get another round.
And immediately Kyle miraculously crammed his dumpy body.
It soothe.
Chest pockets were filled with random knickknacks.
Okay, back to room kind.
Return to the center of the bedroom.
Why?
Just exit?
Go work.
We've wasted six hours putting on an outfit and leaving the bedroom.
I'm beginning to see that These are problems that Kyle can probably do without.
Kyle walked into the smaller hallway that connects the rooms off his apartment together.
Leave apartment moved to kitchen returned.
You do need a good breakfast.
I'll walk to the center of the kitchen.
Open fridge.
Kyle, open the fridge.
Intending to find something to eat.
Eat crust on fridge wall.
You crust on your fridge wall.
You food explode in your fridge.
Uh, eat the fridge.
You know what?
When you're looking into the fridge and you don't know what to eat, just eat the fridge.
Just eat the fucking fridge.
Okay, prepare breakfast.
We're gonna do this property first.
Kyle constructed a breakfast of poached eggs and toast along with a small fruit cup grilled sausage smash.
You want some smash?
Oh, smashes breakfast your pulpit using both his fists.
Oh, that's by.
Yeah, let's go to the hallway and let's leave apartment.
We're not just 17 hours, and all we've done is beat the shit out of our breakfast.
Uh, Kyle walked out into the middle of the road and took a long pondering look around him.
He was hit by a car and never seen again, but that's extra return to apartment visit downstairs.
Neighbor neighbor approached his downstairs neighbor's door and knocked.
A middle aged man, er, middle aged woman named Gabby answered the door.
She looked at Kyle expectantly, greeting start conversation.
Good morning, neighbor, said Kyle cheerfully.
Gabby adopted Kyle expectantly.
That's all she does.
Ask Abby about Gabby.
Open up tour.
Find out more about her life.
Cabbie ask.
I'll tell me about yourself.
Dobby stiffened.
Oh, you know, she said, putting on a fake smile.
I just sit around here.
Yes, I don't get around much.
Never go out at night.
I just stay here right here.
Gabbing cleared a Kyle.
Convince my Gabi statement uh, Kyle bid her goodbye and return to the street.
Great.
Why would I return to my apartment?
No visits, text or car and walked into the clean white text.
Or he was greeted by techno Jim on elaborate cutout mascot with flashing lights.
I thought that was the guy who ran the store.
What's up?
I'm Technogym on I run the text or you need any cables?
Hit me up.
Ask attendant, resemble steal technology, steal technology.
I'm going back to my apartment.
Maybe I should Oh, God, it's five hours.
It's five hours to go.
Kind of made his way over to his desk and sat down.
Write notes for interview.
There you go.
Yes.
Well, we can ask questions.
Oh, Lord, I've waited way too long to do this.
Are you a mother and my mother?
Is your mother Mother die.
Oh, wait.
You have a talk show of these air where your brain goes?
Are you a mother Kind wrote down his second question.
What are some diet tips?
Beef mashed or blended?
Everything arrived home.
I think I think you can tell a lot about a person if you ask him if you've eaten raw egg hole.
I have tried.
It didn't go out.
It's like eating snouts, and that's not something I want to do.
Kyle wrote down his third question.
What's your funny of story?
Do you ever smile?
I purposely run over a puppy.
Look, I'm just gonna say that these are probably a swing and a miss.
I'd probably go with this one, come out on his last question.
What's your guilty pleasure?
Do you feel guilty?
Are you Gil Day?
I always like to ask people that, you know, when I interview some of the people for their movies, that's the first thing I asked Ryan Reynolds when I met him.
Are you guilty?
He said yes.
Off being very attractive on the nicest man on earth.
And I was like Ryan, Okay, what's your guilty pleasure?
Okay, Kyle ripped his page of notes out of the notebook and got up from his desk.
Well, it's zero hours to the interview, so we can't get there in time.
And we failed kind, made his way over to his desk and set down check in desk drawer.
I can't do anything sitting across from his.
Oh, okay.
It's type o showtime.
Dim the lights.
Can we get some music?
Okay.
Sitting across from his host chair was a glamorous woman with an air of genuine ity.
As Kyle approached her, Rachel looked up and smiled.
Approach, Rachel.
Good evening, Kyle.
She said, looking him in the eyes.
I've been looking forward to being here.
Kyle responded.
Scream and spin in circles and circulating.
I cannot wait to go down this avenue.
Answer politely and I as well.
Rachel answer Kyle extending his hand in greeting.
You are?
Ah, most welcome guest.
Shake hands After other Mayan exchange of pleasantries, Kyle and Rachel were prompted to take their places for the broadcast that we have the music.
Okay, whatever we're playing before, I don't know a moment after.
Oh, music's gone.
Okay.
We need something back.
I'm overdue.
After seeding, the shooting lights brightened.
The cameras clicked on.
And then Kyle, as a famous man, turned on and lit up the eyes of 1000 people that broadcast Good evening.
Everyone said Kyle, looking at the camera.
Welcome back to stay up late with Kyle tonight.
I have the pleasure of interviewing the lovely Rachel May, who needs no more introduction emotions.
Rachel, who smiled and waved at the camera.
Hello, Kyle.
She said I'm glad to be here.
In response, Kyle collapsed on the floor.
Do you want to hear another joke?
Wait.
Waiting, Kyle collapse on the floor from a combination of stressful preparation on not eating anything.
Kyle had passed.
Ready to shoot.
You're quite knew what to do with him.
They began to poke aisle in the back to see if he moved after a while.
The end of the broadcast shut off the lights and went home.
Why was that face for got down?
Kind of prepared by starving himself, cause most important, it's because I was too busy punching the shit out of my breakfast.
Take that fucking protein.
Okay.
We can do better this time.
All right.
Uh, what happens if I wither away in bed?
Kind of decided to put to stay put and wither away.
Carl Weathers successfully indict, shucks.
Kyle is now a ghost.
This is not relieve him of his responsibility.
Get out of bed anyway.
Do a ghost interview.
Jesus.
Okay.
Uh, let's scavenge co quickly crunch down on the floor.
Realizing his immediate need for bugs, Kyle needs to eat.
The Boggs started to pick between the foot of his bedroom carpet, hoping to catch a straight beat ler to growth.
Soon he had a small handful of various insects dead on a life.
Eat immediately.
See Aston's.
That's what you gotta do is go.
She gonna scavenge a gremlin on your floor?
Oh, I got a little ghost icon.
Kyle threw back his head and crime the sticky, wriggling mass into his mouth.
He felt refreshed.
Awesome.
Leave apartment.
I'm a ghost now.
I don't actually need clothing.
We're gonna talk to me neighbour again.
Ask Gabby about Rachel.
Gabby!
Kyle.
Last What?
Do your through.
True thoughts about Rachel May.
Oh, Rachel Gibson.
She's a wonderful woman.
Her generous acts have inspired Maur Good work than bad.
Gabi trailed off not meeting Kyle's eyes.
After several uncomfortable minutes of silence, Kyle turned around and left.
Great.
We're back on the street again.
All right.
Can I just Let's sit in my desk.
Uh, check locked door.
Kyle walked over to the strange door in the hallway, but found quickly that the door was locked from the inside.
Flow through is a ghost.
Dude, this is awesome.
I have super powers now.
Uses ghostly powers to walk straight through the door.
Kyle found himself in the room.
He stashed the various items sent to him by fans.
Oh, check.
Sewing machine.
You have a whole wait.
If it's a room that you have stashed stuff in, why did you need to go through it?
Don't you have a key?
Kyle walked over to the dilapidated sewing machine.
It's boxes only half removed.
Okay, Float through side door.
Kind of fun himself through.
Okay, Same thing they returned.
Two bedroom.
Damn it.
I can't ask questions.
You know what?
We're not gonna ask questions this time.
It's fine.
Kylie's got so happy about.
Chiyo firmly pressed his year into the carpet, hoping to hear some stray words from the neighbors below.
Kyle, I didn't hear anything of Army.
Kyle.
Hurry to the set.
Per normal.
He ceased to be a ghost before he arrived.
But I died in the beginning of the game and became a ghost.
And I'm not okay.
Approach.
Rachel started making his rounds.
The room greeting each crew member.
None of whom looked at him directly as it became apparent that Kyle had no intention of leaving.
Rachel made some excuses and exited the set one by one, the crew followed suit.
Carlos, that's all alone.
How prepared by being a nudist?
Oh, because I stopped being a ghost.
Jesus.
Okay, there's 21 endings to this fucking game.
Okay, let's try and do it properly this time.
I'm gonna open the closet.
Choose an outfit.
Slick suit.
We're going to exit.
Go to the kitchen, check fridge, prepare breakfast.
Eat the breakfast, return to the kitchen.
Go back to my room.
We're going to sit a desk.
I'm gonna start writing some questions.
Yes, Carlotta.
His first question.
Are you a mother?
Ah, diet tips.
But your funniest story, which is guilty pleasure.
That's it.
Okay, awesome.
What's in the drawer?
Opened up the side door on his desk and grabbed one of the items store there.
A small key, A sort of change or a 44 Magnum.
A small key card grab.
Small key, given his desk.
Okay.
Um, should I scavenge for gossip?
I heard Rachel May is going on a trip out of the country soon.
Oh, girlfriend.
Tell me more.
Sweet got soap.
Well, what I will tell you is that every night I don a mask that looks like a bug on fight, Miss Doers.
There was a stunned silence.
Then a door opened and someone exited the neighbor's apartment.
That's quite OK.
It's time for the interview.
We're going to do it well, this time.
Okay, approach.
Rachel.
Good evening.
Car sides.
Look for being here.
Kind.
Responded.
Answer politely.
Shake hands.
Okay.
Start the Brock.
I'm not gonna gossip about the neighbor.
Good evening, everyone.
Welcome back to staple it with Kyle tonight of the pleasure of interviewing Rachel.
Promotion rations.
Smile.
Where's the camera?
What?
I'm sure we'll have a lot to discuss.
We might as well dive right in.
I'm very ready.
Said Rachel with a winning smile.
Co produced the notes he had taken earlier.
Um, what's your guilty pleasure?
We all have one.
What's your guilty pleasure?
I often get asked this a cz well, and I have no idea what my guilty pleasure is because guilty pleasure is something that, like not a lot of people do.
You are not.
A lot of people know over you know you probably shouldn't be doing, but I don't really have any of that.
I just do dumb shit.
Maybe maybe my life is my guilty pleasure.
Ooh, well, that's an easy answers of Rachel dipping Pickles and chocolate sauce sound good, but I don't knock it before you try a kind of guy, and then I will knock the shit out of it.
If it's bad, it might sound strange, but it's tangy and sweet at the same time.
I eat it fire too often, Rachel smile sweetly.
Oh, Rachel!
Talk shows are so fake!
Kyle asked another question.
What are some diet tips?
Chocolate pickles?
I might get cut off, so I want to ask more interesting questions first.
Ever been involved in a lot of different things, said Kyle.
But that's your funniest story.
Well, that's a great question, Kyle said Rachel.
I think the story I always remember is the first time I tried to make dinner for my family in the soup I made, I swept out the water with milk, tipped the whole jar, salt the pot.
The audience giggled.
Why?
My family was sick from trying to eat it.
I swiped their things and locked myself in my room, Rachel laughed elegantly.
Con decided to move on.
After fearing that Rachel had killed her family, Kyle asked another question.
What are some diet tips?
We've talked about food so much.
What Di tips.
Killing your family with salt poisoning or chocolate pickles?
Rachel.
You managed to keep such a thin and healthy figure, said Kyle.
What is your best diet tip?
While Kyle.
It's very rude for you to point out my features like that.
What a good diet pen or a good diet starts of the plan, answered Rachel.
And don't break it.
Cheat days can turn into a habit.
No cheat days air.
Fine.
The problem is that you should probably cheat meals instead of cheat days because cheat days is like overindulging on one day, and it's some people feel like they could just eat whatever they want.
No, a cheat meal is fine here, and they're even.
It doesn't even have to be one meal a week.
It could probably be a couple, but just like be mindful of things, it's just eat, eat in moderation, really put, she continued.
That doesn't mean a midnight snack here and there isn't allowed.
She smiled.
Rachel, you're so likeable and relatable.
Chi elected his flabby self, decided not to comment and moved on.
Yeah, take that.
Don't be little white boy, Kyle asked another question.
Are you a mother?
Rachel I and many others would love to know.
Are you a mother?
Chi looked up from his notes.
While you see Kyle, I'm a mother of many people.
I'm a mother of my community.
Well, Rachel, that's unhealthy.
Well, being a single woman with a career, she answered, That's not something that has crossed my mind.
Rachel smile genuinely echo.
Are you saying people can't have a career and kids at the same time?
Rachel.
Is that what you're saying?
Rachel?
Very reasonable indeed, said Kyle.
He referenced his paper of questions.
After reading his final question, Kyle looked up from his paper.
Well, Rachel, he said, I think that's all I was planning on asking you.
If that's the case, Kyle, may I ask you something?
In return?
Ask reach that last Rachel smiling one more time?
Sure.
Do you prepare for your interviews in advance because you seem very together before college could answer the camera shut down the broadcast was over.
You can return home knowing the interview had gone well.
That is not how that would go.
But as he lay in bed and drifted to sleep, he felt that perhaps something was still missing.
Prepared very well.
Something was still missing.
Like what?
What could I have possibly done wrong?
Look at all these little badges they have.
I did really well, damn it.
What happens if I gossip about neighbors?
Good evening, everybody, said Child.
My neighbor is a book vigilante with nothing more to say on the matter.
He fell silent.
Rachel, also on camera, stared at her hands and wondered when she was going to be introduced to producer started cutting two different camera angles to break the tension.
Carl continue to remain silent and stared forward blankly.
After several minutes, neighbor Gabby walked out onto Set.
Hi, everyone, she says, smiling.
Holly, My name is Gabby, and I'm not a vigilante.
False Skylark that Gabby and then returned to staring forwards.
Just false.
He began to reply, but was interrupted by a book shaped intercon intercom on her belt.
Book girl, it squawked of robbery is in progress on East Third report report.
EMD okay, Debbie through the intercom in the crowd and crushed it under her foot exactly like a bug lady would do after a beat.
She spoke again.
Something has come up suddenly and I must go.
Gabby left the set.
Well, it's a Kyle.
That's all the time we have for tonight, folks.
Thanks for joining us, Rachel Car, Get up!
Shook Rachel's hand again.
Walk past the cameras, leaving her alone, not knowing what else to do.
The producer ended the broadcast in the coming days.
Friends of both Rachel and Kyle dubbed the show a masterpiece of television.
I'm masterpiece.
I know what the people want.
It's not great interviews.
It's not fun questions.
It's not really interacting with your guests at all.
It's outing your neighbor with gossip about being a book vigilante Stay Blade with Kyle's.
Online pages were updated to reflect this broadcast as the most popular effort cause Producer later tried to have Rachel on the show again, but she was very, very, very busy.
Kyle talked about Gavin.
I'm gonna grab a key and flashlight from a bedroom drawer, and I kind of want to go check on the locked door forced the door with forehead is not what I had the key for Con decided it would be best to try to force the door open with the use of his face.
After smashing his features into solid wood for several minutes, Kyle gain severe short term amnesia.
Why?
What is the key for?
I don't know, consumed, Gabby, a middle aged woman named Gabby answered the door.
She looked at Kyle expectantly.
Is it because I have brain damage now?
Kayla unhinged his jaw and swallowed Gabby Hole job doing kind returned to the middle of the street.
I just ate someone.
Steal Technogym quickly, before the attendant could acknowledge him.
Kyle grab Technogym by the shoulders, finding the techno Jim's cardboard feet were bolted the ground.
Kyle started to pull upwards, forcing after several tokes Technogym broke free, leaving one foot on one leg behind.
Kind of glanced at the attendant, who is staring bewildered and ran outside card.
Well, tended minutes.
Okay, I ate my neighbor and consumed Technogym, All right.
Consume a neighbor and stole Technogym.
All right, I'm on the set now.
Interview Check.
Technical.
Jim and I got to see if anything comes up about eating.
My neighbor Kyle roughly showed Rachel out of receipt Place Technogym in her stead.
Hello, Technogym said Kyle.
I'm going to interview you today, Kyle Grasp techno Jim's hand on tried to shake it, but it said toward off the cardboard frame Cox producer, sensing viral media, pulled the bewildered Rachel out of the frame on motion to the crew to go life.
What a fucking legend he does with the clicks.
A ride!
He knows what content really is.
Government moved.
Oh, cameraman Move!
Lights flashed, and suddenly the studio was on air.
Hi, I'm Kyle.
Said Kyle on tonight I'm going to interview a very special guest.
This is my dad's car aboard.
Oh, I have a cardboard.
Wait!
Hold on, everyone!
This is techno, Jack.
He is like me in every way except being alive.
Hey, pointed a Technogym, using it to dismember your Jack's arms.
Don't come off.
They're just stuck.
No, I can't.
Technogym started to smoke from the heat of the lights.
Okay, Jack's fine.
Would you like to introduce yourself?
Ask Kyle.
Come on, Jack.
Speak to the people.
I really just talking to myself for a YouTube video.
Have I gone totally crazy.
Knowing Jim would probably not speak, Karl took it upon himself to be his voice as well.
Hi, Caio, he said, raising the pitch of his waste.
My name's Rachel may have a very special guest.
Rachel's expression of confusion turned to shock the gasp.
Well, Rachel, you look way too thin and absolutely terrible, and you should feel Oakley Kyla gave Jim a meaningful stare.
Well, he said, I'm sure which I could look like you pickle Jim burst into flames instantaneously.
The sprinkler system initiated.
Curtains of water poured down from the rafters.
Within seconds, the production equipment was doused in water.
The set was soon a burst with electrical fires.
Khan's crew abandoned their posts, cameramen and sound mixers to try to put out the fires as the crews scrambled around the cameras.
Okay, you go away.
Now that I turn off my mike, I just hit my pre EMP with cardboard.
Jack.
Enough techno Jim.
As the crews scramble around, the cameras continue to run.
Car sat motionless, staring forward thistles.
Fine.
Eventually, the fires were all put out, cause producer shut off the broadcasts, leaving Kyle's vacant stare as the final frame.
Carl's ratings skyrocketed.
Technogym became a staple of the show, often ended, ending up destroyed by the end of each other.
That's fucking brilliant.
A gimmick that has some chaos to it.
Although Rachel did not come back on the show, her cardboard portrayal did rate chole was very popular.
Pile interviewed, Rachel.
All right, well, I'm gonna leave this video here.
This is really fun.
I like that a lot.
These types of little text adventures and seeing how crazy you can get with him, I thought it was gonna get way crazier.
But I did consume my neighbor, and I interviewed someone Has a nudist on TV.
So Kyle is still famous.
Being naked on TV is one of the best ways to get famous apartment.
But check.
This came out for yourself.
There are 21 endings in the game I want do grieve, or only a five.
So I might try and doom, or I don't know.
But I leave it up to you to be able to try as well, because this game is completely free.
You go to steam right now and just get this game for yourself.
Try it out for yourself.
I'm curious to see what types of endings you guys could get.
But you could also buy the soundtrack and some other deal.
See type stuff if you really want to support the developer John Simm.
Mansky Zamansky Really great job.
I like a lot.
And he also has Dev streams.
That's really cool.
So I checked about, throw them, throw them a bone on, helped him out a lot.
I'm gonna go buy it.
The soundtrack for this is because it's delightful and I liked it a lot, So I hope you guys enjoyed it.
Don't forget to leave it like in the video if you did.
On Also, don't forget to subscribe to the channel and ring bells or whatever do all that stuff because we upload videos every day if you wanna check them out and have fun along with us.
But until then, I'm gonna go be naked on TV.
Cardboard.