I'm your Uncle Buck.

- Do I have an uncle? - Unfortunately.

Holy smokes!

He's cooking our garbage.

Where's your sister--

Her name is Maizy, for the second time.

Sorry.

You must be hungry.

Just foryou.

Oh, my God! He put onions in the eggs.

I'm gonna check on Maizy.

I'll fiix you cereal when I get back.

- Can I askyou something? - What?

Is she always this pleasant?

No, she's usually in a bad mood in the morning.

Do you want knots in your hair? Cut it out.

- I want Mom to do it. - Mom's not here.

- She is too. - No, she's not.

- She and Dad went to Indianapolis. - They did not.

- Okay, they didn't. - They did?

Yes. And I'm taking care ofyou.

But you can't drive.

- Where do you live? - In the city.

- Do you own a house? - Apartment. Rent.

- What do you do for a living? - Lots ofthings.

- Where's your offiice? - I don't have one. I don't need one.

- Where's your wife? - Don't have one. It's a long story.

- Do you have kids? - I don't. It's an even longer story.

-Are you my dad's brother? -What's your record for questions asked?

- Thirty-eight. - I'm your dad's brother.

You have more nose hair than my dad.

- Nice ofyou to notice. - I'm a kid. That's myjob.