We talked about everything.

We talked about you to drama.

We talked about sex.

We talked about club's dog sex.

We talked about a lot.

How did it go?

It was amazing.

She was nervous.

But I said, it's Shane.

We have nothing to be nervous about.

Who if you were wrong about guys.

Oh, my God.

I am so fucking excited right now.

I don't know why I haven't done this sooner.

Probably cause beauty pie did it And, uh, way all know how that but I'm a puny pie.

And I looked this idea of a website where you can pay people to do weird shit.

So there's one cycle fiber dot com.

This is not sponsored.

Basically, you can find people that kind of do any they'll make you websites will face to your pictures.

They'll make weird ass videos for you.

So I thought it would be fun if I went on fiber.

And I got people to do some fucking weird as shit.

Here we go.

Okay.

So I'm on the fiber website on.

Have to figure out who.

Okay, let's go viral videos.

Jesus.

Why Jesus on fiber?

I mean, I know times are hard for YouTubers right now, but I did know they're hard for Jesus.

I will have Jesus send you a custom video from heaven.

What?

Hello, mortals.

It's me, your favorite Lord Seeger.

Jesus.

I can make him say Am I gonna get my channel doing okay?

Yes, we're doing this right.

I'm gonna write a little script.

I'm not gonna let you guys know what I wrote.

I'm gonna send this to him, and we'll have to wait 24 hours to see what he does.

Okay, this guy does voiceovers, which, if you don't know, basically like you watch a movie trailer like a voice in your world back.

OK, so he says he'll do anything we want.

Hi.

My name is Steve King.

I would love to do your voice over, bitch.

I would love for you to do it.

Okay.

What should I say?

I don't know what to tell you guys.

Look, I don't want to give away this surprise, but it's gonna be good, Okay?

I just wrote the voiceover and I sent it to him, and we'll see it in 24 hours.

Oh, my God.

These are the guys who were the PDP.

A video where she went wrong.

So obviously I have to use them.

I don't want to do anything too crazy.

How about we have them, right?

I love Mama Dawson on their bodies, and I send it to my mom.

My mom is gonna like this too much.

It's honestly gonna make you uncomfortable.

Wait, let's, like, watch one of these Really, quite what they do.

T o my mom's gonna come.

Okay, I guess we'll see what happens in 24 hours.

What is this?

The most customizable kids songs?

Ho.

Whoa!

I'm gonna I'm shaking.

I'm so excited.

I think she just Danny's finger.

Where are you?

It's like she broke that for me.

Okay?

This is everything.

What?

I said, okay.

I think I want her to do it into the harmony if you're happy and you know it.

But I wanted to be like, if you're sad and you know what, Ben?

Your shame.

All right.

I'm gonna send her that I will wait and see.

Oh, my God.

This is the most fun I've ever had in my life.

Fountain Antonia singer songwriter verse, your lyrics.

Anything.

Any job?

Uh, yes.

Uh, yes, Antonio.

I would love a song all about me.

Should I just say that?

Should I just be like, write a song about me?

Okay.

I'll send her link to my candle.

I'll say, Hey, write a song about whatever you want involving this gross person named Shane.

What I meant to say waas on Lee.

$75 to go.

Oh, man, I love draining my bank account.

Oh, now, friends today, Yes, this works out perfectly because my birthday is tomorrow as I'm filming this video.

And what would I want?

Maur this?

Well, sex policeman can say anything you want.

That's dangerous.

All right, we're doing it.

We're doing it.

Where?

Wait, he'll run around for me for $1.

Okay.

Burton M six.

Wait.

This is 100 points.

It's fine.

Oh, my God.

I wanted to write a rap about me and make a music video.

I love that.

I love his profile picture.

Just like where's the money, though?

Wait for paper.

Oh, my God.

It's a sign.

My birthday's wearing a birthday hat.

Burton, you got it.

All right, We'll see how that goes.

Oh, my God.

I blow balloons with your message until it explodes.

Yes.

Yeah, me, me, But it fucking iss not hurt the balloons.

I'm gonna switch it up.

I'm gonna have her, right.

I love Drew Mance and on it, and it ascended.

Yeah, he'll come too.

Him and my mom are just gonna be, like, getting there comes You stop talking to yourself.

Yes.

Uh, yeah.

No, we're doing this one for sure.

Voice girl, 2016.

I would like you to say, I'll save it.

Let's create music and be remembered as legends Bench.

Yeah, I will write an amazing emotional song 24 hours.

Okay, That what they call me, man?

That's all I need.

Yes.

All right, Let's do one more.

Yes.

I want him to make a whole video about my small Penis.

Why not?

Okay, so I have ordered all of my things, and now we just have to wait for 24 hours and I'll see you guys.

I'm back.

Oh, my God.

This is like Christmas morning.

Okay, so it's a little longer than 24 hours, because there was a lot of them, but I finally have all of them ready.

I have not watched any of them, and I'm fucking ready.

Okay, so let's start with Jesus.

Because, like, Jesus, Right, Here we go.

I got nervous.

Geez.

Hello?

I'm Jesus.

And the only youtuber I watch is Shane Dawson.

His conspiracy theories make me totally shuck.

And his eating videos have me quaking.

He's the best youtuber in the entire world.

Just kidding.

He's trash.

I only watch Don and Phil, They're so cute and so pure.

I shipped them hard, very hard, even though, technically, that would be a sin.

But I can't help it.

So go subscribe to Dan and Phil seeing heaven.

Except for you.

Shame.

Bye.

That was amazing.

That was worth every penny.

Oh, my God!

That's it!

Videos over.

I'm done.

I can't get out that way.

Next to the voiceover guy.

Shame Dose!

It is queen in.

I am sure he's just like a Christmas tree In February, Big dying but still lit.

I'll go home.

Yeah, All of these are my new video intro that waas Amazing!

I'm so happy.

Okay.

What sex with the girl that made the song Oh, my God!

I'm so excited.

Hey, you guys hear about my kids?

Cut some points.

E get That was amazing.

Oh, my God.

Oh, and it hurt email.

She said she wanted you to know that the Marine Rapper film.

Thank you.

Remember?

That was amazing.

All right, what's next?

Oh, my God.

Let's do the nursery way.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

I kids just, like, complain that for the booth, the policeman beating of birthdays Here's my present.

Shane does.

I can't believe you're almost 30.

That so?

Oh, you should probably get a real job instead of eating food off the internet.

Oh, my God.

I'm gonna do a 1,000,000 of these videos because I am so happy right now.

So what's next?

Who?

The balloon one for Drew.

Oh, my God.

True is gonna die.

Also is in front of like, a high school.

Where is she?

All right, let's I need to skip to the part.

Oh, my God, He's mine.

I don't know why I'm getting ready to culture.

Just we're calling Drew.

Hello.

Hi, Queen.

Hey, I just e mailed you something.

Can you check it out?

Yeah.

Okay.

Can you see it?

Yes.

Blowing it up.

36 you skip to the end.

Skin to the pop.

Okay.

Okay.

She's almost there as she prompted giggling.

She's horny freak, Drew.

I think so.

You Drew.

Yeah, maybe.

Wow.

Thank you.

So way got my mom's.

Now hold on.

Where is it?

All right.

Here we go.

Way Mama does on my mom's gonna die.

I Let's go.

Hey, I just sent you an email.

Can you open it?

Okay.

Oh, it's a picture of two boy s o click on the video.

Oh, what do you like it?

That might cost more.

So it's a website where I can pay somebody to do anything I want.

So I paid those two guys to write your name on them.

I'm gonna have to somehow, like, stop and bring it and take a picture and put it on my wall.

You could just, like, write their names on your like ass or something.

Yeah.

CNN 70.

A chain doll seeing big ball sand.

I will vote for president to cool off you two.

That's my home.

Shown up on the campaign.

You shan't gang.

I'm just doing me so I'll be on my job.

Got a shot at Jeffery Starr heavy stop come very patches.

Like getting I just love Chang Chang gang way shaking, shaking, shaking when you win I love a shame gay I've never had, like, a word for you guys But if you wanna be the shame game But you know, actually, that's feel like Logan.

Paul is the game, right?

I don't want to miss the game.