Yes.

If you miss the big news, there will be an election on December the 12th.

Will Boris Johnson gain a majority?

Will Corbin take power?

Has Ferrars thrown a spanner into the works and thing that voters are gonna be walking to polling stations across icy footpaths?

Will it literally be a snap election?

I, um, excited.

Really.

I love elections.

That's how I'm living in the right here, huh?

Apparently the excitement I love.

I love the rosettes I love like that.

The polls with speed.

Like excited.

And then the election day, I got on with it.

Not to send older I free, you know, descended from these Christmas time In a time when this shit getting in the way of lark Christmas telly I'm going to see a leadership debate when it could be home alone, too.

Lost in you say, John Lewis ad for where?

It's like a badger and a fox on the trampoline.

Discussing Brexit.

Let's go through the main parties.

Game plans.

Clearly what's gonna happen over the next few weeks, but right now, after Boris Johnson said he'd rather die in a ditch than ask for Brexit extension The Conservative Party are still saying they will get Brexit done.

They're currently using the slogan Britain deserves better, which is carnal air is considering they've been in power for the last on.

Apparently they're gonna target someone that they're calling Workington Man.

Now he's a middle aged man.

He lives up north and he loves rugby league.

I think that might be made.

You're not what you go up north one day a week to play rugby league.

You're not the North.

You started to believe her and all the night I know you from the Southern Hemisphere, from Australia in the for the South of Australian.

You only what you could be more Southern is if you're a penguin.

Okay, well, I kind of feel like I mean, I did spend a lot of time in Warrington, and these are this is the kind of area Wigan, Warrington Workington, Anything with a w.

That's where they're hiding out at the moment.

So I kind of feel like maybe I've got a foot in both camps.

Course thing you do is you know what?

We're dogs mark their territory by kissing you just leave a foot I spent.

I don't spend a lot of time in Warrington.

As you know, I bang on about AltiMed in particular around the rugby league club, and I think they've got this wrong because you can't distill people from any area down into a stereotype.

You can't they They think Northern people are a certain way, and they're just not.

People have been in Warrington, a financial advisors, Web designers, truck drivers and mindfulness experts.

I'm gonna tell you something.

They are hard to win over.

Put it this way.

One of the blokes I play rugby league with sent me a What's that message this week that said.

So when do we see Cock Womble dead in a ditch like he promised?

You know, you know, when you're like talking about someone on the techs and accidentally send it Crumble was the next town that Hancock now labor, have recycled the slogan for the many, not the few as well as a lot of policies from the seventies.

They're promising to get Brexit sorted within six months, and by sorted they mean they wanna put through their own Brexit deal, then put that to a referendum that some of their own employees will campaign against it.

So you can see why they don't want to talk about anything but Brexit for the next five weeks.

And what's interesting is they've already started by not really talking about bringing that.

Do you think it's gonna cut through?

I don't think it avoids talking about Brexit.

I don't think you can go to a stump speech and go flying center gave me.

You just don't talking Stump.

That is the lowest moment of our show in 200 episodes.

I mean, what was interesting was yesterday watching it all because because everyone else is talking about Brexit and Jeremy.

Corbyn's the only person who's not on paper, the sick of Brexit.

I just wonder if that's gonna if we'd Lee, it's gonna work for the live dens.

The lived into saying they will stop Brexit, but they're using a strategy that's been termed bicep kissing.

That's when you keep telling people how well you're going to do in the election, so Labour and the Tories are probably gonna go Look, it's gonna be a tough struggle.

We don't know how we're gonna go, but the Lib Dems are gonna be talking themselves up right up until Election Day.

The problem is the phrase bicep kiss, because it in my head all I'm picturing is like a fake tanned para pants Vince cable.

Is anyone else picturing that?

To be honest, I was picturing it earlier in the show.

I shouldn't be thinking about that kiss in someone's issues that, um oh jin, What's that group?

And it's just taken off could have easily been a strategy called Smiley poo look in huge UKIP news.

Their leader, Dick Brain, resigned this way.

That's right.

Great leader of UKIP was Dick Brain.

How way we're doing a comedy show about politics.

So we didn't know Dig Brain was Thank God he's gone home to cock a mouse.

Recent elections have not gone the way you think they're gonna go.

When Theresa may call the 2 2017 election, she was 20 points in front in the polls.

By the end of it, she lost her majority so anything could happen.

And that's why it's important to register to vote now.

This election is important if you think Boris Johnson is a tussle head cocked Bumble, who couldn't organize a piss up in a real ale brewery.

Register to vote.

Do you think Jeremy Corbyn is a card carrying Marxist?

He's got more positions on Brexit than the Kama Sutra registered to vote.

You think Joe Swinton is a democracy thwarting chancer?

Who's so middle of the road?

Even Nickelback think she's laying registered on.

Make sure you know what party she's in First, if you think that, Do you pin your gob?

Shite.

So the SNP are a bunch of ball bags.

Register to vote.

And for our Welsh viewers, CASS, I played company called Fresh Stroke, which either means, if you hate plaid, come re register to vote or my suitors at the dry cleaners.

I'm not sure.

How do you both feel about an upcoming election?

Well, it's a lovely Christmas election, isn't it?

That's something different to argue with the family about.

It's hard to know when to go, is it?

You've got Boris the Buffoon, and then Jeremy, who looks like the guy who's arrived at the meeting to put the chairs out.

Think Boris is is, ah, breath of fresh bullshit.

Jeremy Corbyn on board because he's east 17 hours, someone breaks it happens, he'll be 130.

What was interesting?

Today's Nigel Farraj stepped into the fray and gave Boris Johnson an ultimatum.

He said Either drop your deal and joined forces with May or the Brexit party will stand against you in every seat across the country.

Whoa!

Nigel for us.

Just took a d N A test.

Turns out he's 100% That bitch.

What did Johnson say?

Yeah, that's not happening, Johnson said.

That's not what effect do you think that's gonna have if the Brexit party run?

I think that's I think what happens is I think Corbyn wins, right.

We get two referendums, we rejoin Europe, we don't leave and Scotland leaves, Right, because we got the last two referendums wrong.

Okay, this is to go again.

This is what's gonna happen because they're not pulling the right people.

Okay, so women overwhelmingly in this country voted to remain overwhelmingly 67% of all young women, 55% off women age 30 40 54.

What is going to happen is gonna be a surprise election.

The Women's Equality Party is going to win, and we're gonna finally show that this is not the way forward for this country.

No, no, it's not too late.

Thio happen?

Yeah, it wouldn't be a terrible result.

Wouldn't know, I think.

Let the women take over.

Your boys have done enough eyes.

A great slogan, E.

I just think historically, that's probably correct.