I literally like I woke up in the middle of night is, like, three.

In the morning.

And I was like, Okay, I was just at Coachella.

Somebody probably saw that I was gone.

So was probably sleep in the attic.

They're probably not harmful.

I'll just deal with it in the morning.

But I wanna know this sounds were so what kind of drugs did you do?

A hotel.

And I make you think that that was a good idea.

I back again with that bitch.

And I am ready with this summer to be my last summer.

I'm ready to do some dangerous shit and hopefully drown.

Now, I have another hacks video in awhile, mainly because I was like, You know what?

I've done all the hats, but then I was letting out on the beach, in the sand, getting a tail.

Didn't be sorry.

My couch did I say Dan?

Sorry, Cheeto fingers And I was thinking about all these ideas for summer, and I was like, Bitch, I think I can change your life.

So today we want to be hacking up your summer.

First, we're gonna do one that I literally used to do when I was a kid.

Now we didn't have air conditioning way.

Didn't have a fan, but like my mom breathed a lot when she talks.

So some of that with me.

But I came up with this idea that thought spoken genius.

I would take one of my favorite shirts and then I would dunk in water.

I put in the freezer overnight.

When I will go, I could put on a frozen shirt and it would cool me down.

It's similar to like what they do.

It's Seaworld like spray a whale with a cold hose.

It's the same thing.

Okay, so I put a shirt in the freezer overnight, and now we're gonna try it.

Hold on.

Oh, my God.

Guys.

Wise bitch.

What?

Bitch?

My sharp is sugar is not chicken bitch.

This shirt is Well, it's president.

First of all, my sure is more flexible than I.

Also, I don't know how this happened.

What is this?

My new laptop case?

I don't even know how to put the song.

Does it move?

Okay.

Me trying to stand up straight.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

That's gonna be comfortable.

Oh, my God.

This is literally gonna work.

Oh, so full of.

All right, I'm gonna try to do this.

I am so scared.

Okay, here we go.

Is your eyes.

Let's just ignore all of this.

You're probably wondering Shame.

What are all those bumps on your arms?

Those your pimples?

Why don't have hair on your shoulders?

Because I'm your dad, right?

Here we go.

Oh, my God.

Oh!

Oh, my God!

Ha ha!

Over.

God!

Oh, my God.

How did I do this?

When I was a kid, I guess I had more layers.

Okay, here we go.

Way so cool Eyes is so much better than every dish in Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

OK, here we go.

Way.

Oh, my God.

It's the coolest I've ever been.

Good living my fantasy.

It's like I'm jacking your rose, and you're like, Yeah, it's going to send you off into the water.

I got a Daniel feel.

Video watch.

Oh, my God.

I gotta take this off.

Huh?

You know what?

Listen, I'm losing my hearing.

I'm so cold.

My senses were shutting down.

Bitch.

If you take away taste, my life is over.

I'm listen this actually is kind of a good idea.

If you are really hot and I don't like it is a good idea.

I don't want to do it.

So I'm gonna take this off, Stuart Fast One to drink.

Oh, when you realize you can freestyle, huh?

That was awful.

My nipples are so hard.

Did you see that?

All right.

Next.

So this next one is something I just cooked up, and I don't think anybody does it, but they should.

Do you know what?

You're trying to get sunscreen on your back.

You ask your friend to do it, your friend goes, and then you say, Never mind.

I'll do it.

So this fixes all of that?

Basically, we're going to put sunscreen inside of a pool noodle, and then you're gonna blow it out.

Your friends back.

This friendship is about being too disgusted to touch each other.

All right, let's watch.

Okay, wait.

Before we do the sunscreen thing, I just want to show you guys that, you know, couldn't jump in the pool now.

Okay?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

You're proud, Daddy.

Any snorting like a pig may.

Okay, so obviously, I'm not gonna do these goods.

I ain't so my handy insisting Here.

You ready to get half?

Yeah.

Okay.

So basically, you take one and, um, the noodle and you fill it up with lucky shit.

This is my good smelling sons.

And then you face it where you want it.

Did you want your front here back?

Oh, my God.

Right to this is like the scariest like assassination one todo Wait, I got it off.

Oh, wait.

There's little left.

Wait, Come back after.

Lather it in.

Let me lather it in.

Look for a reason.

Okay?

This hack I'm really excited about because I've seen this, like on some blog's before.

But basically, we want to take a watermelon.

We're gonna take a power drill.

We're gonna make a smoothie.

Now you're thinking Shane, wouldn't it just be easier to go to Jamba Juice and get one?

And the answer is no.

Jamba Juice.

Jamba Juice.

How do I start this ranch?

Okay, I'll start with menu.

Which chocolate mood is not a fruit.

It's my mood.

Also, your entire store smells like somebody ate a bunch of banana Candies and farted like it smells like all the minions more fucking sucking each other's minion dicks, and then they'll start burping.

And why the fuck is your store?

So cold fish is like your employees are wearing my shirts.

They're like, Hi.

Welcome to challenge is can I get you, little bitch?

No, but can I get you a doctor?

Because I think you're getting frostbite.

And don't get me started on your bathrooms.

People who live on smoothies make smoothies like they turn that toilet into their job.

And it's fucking gross anyways, smoothie time.

Okay, so I guess we just shove this in here and turn it on and then dump it into a cop.

Jonah, I'm coming for you, Right.

Here we go.

123 I'm in way need to get deeper.

I was gonna do the rest with my hand.

Okay?

Oh, this is satisfying.

It's literally as if I just stand somebody in the eye and started mixing up their brain.

Why do people think I'm a serial killer?

All right, OK, now let's get our cup.

Breakfast is served.

Wait is actually kind of working.

Guys, I am very excited.

I get this smoothie truck.

That is so good.

Oh, that is good.

I think I just created something.

No, I didn't.

Literally.

Watermelon juice is already a thing, but getting watermelon juice with a fucking power drill and destroy your entire watermelon for that much juice?

That's a new thing.

Okay, so next you're doing a pool.

Floatie hack.

Now, my favorite pool Floaties air.

The ones that are shaped like food.

They don't and they have pea to them ice cream.

They even have shit.

Now I know what you're thinking, Shane.

That's not food.

Well, but what if we made a floating out of real?

What if we took 40 fucking bags of chips and take them all together and put them in the pool?

You know what I call that?

A waste of food.

So here's the plan.

My plan is to not open them so that I can take them out of the pool and eat them later.

And 40 bags of chips should last me 40 minutes so it won't go to waste.

All right, let's go make a bloody Okay, guys, we made the biggest chip device ever.

There you go.

This is 40 bags of party size chips.

Mission is my kind of party.

Just me alone.

40 bags of chips.

So the goal is to put that in the pool and then to write on it.

Do you think this is gonna work?

I mean, I hope so.

I have faith, right.

Here we go.

God, I think this might work.

Okay, Ready?

All right.

123 I actually, this is kind of everything.

I love that.

God, just me and my girls lay just a Cheeto.

My girls burrito.

We have a party.

It's really loud.

That's not that relaxing, but watch this apartment.

You got some dip.

Oh, my God.

Hey, Good did I'll ground you want, You know, Don't worry.

I got that.

I love swimming with all my clothes on surrounded by that.

Okay, So the next attack is something that I also did when I was a kid.

And, um, it's so I always wanted a pool, but I never had one.

So I got the idea one day to take my trash can and fill it with water, and then get in it.

Now, let me just say, when I did this half when I was a kid, I got stuck.

I got stuck and The only way to get me out was for Mama.

Tip me over.

So I'm about to relive dark shit.

Let's do it.

Welcome to my pool.

It's gonna be fire s.

So basically, what I'm gonna do is fill this pull with the hose and have myself a party.

I'm gonna get a disease.

Oh, my God.

You know who I'm literally gonna be Samara from the ring.

But instead of seven days, it's seven bags of Taco Bell from last night.

That's shit.

That's actual human shit.

Coming here with me and you're serving home.

Oh, no, No.

Fuck.

What does that mean?

It's not gonna work.

Oh, my God!

That's it.

Summers off, Theo!

All right.

Oh, my God.

I'm scared.

I'm actually scared.

Okay?

Okay.

You okay?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.