[gun whirring]

[槍的啟動聲]

-Yo bro, whatcha got there?

呦! 老兄，你手上那是啥東西?

-This is a time machine ray gun.

這是把時光雷射槍

-Sounds awesome! Shoot me, bro!

聽起來帥呆了! 朝向我射擊吧，老兄!

-You should know,

你要先瞭解的是

it only lets you go somewhere in time for three seconds,

這把槍只能帶你到某個時空停留三秒鐘

then you'll automatically come back.

然後，你將會自動回到原來的地方

-Whatever! Shoot me bro!

不要管那麼多啦! 快朝我射擊吧，老兄!

[ptew!]

[傳送!]

Cool! I'm in a Jurassic forest!

超酷的，我現在竟然到了侏儸紀時代的森林!

[screams, dinosaur roars]

[恐龍嘶吼!]

[screaming]

[大叫中!]

Totally saw a dinosaur.

我徹底看到恐龍啦!

That was awesome, bro! Do it again,

這真是超讚的啦，老兄! 再來一次吧

only this time, send me to the future, so they can fix my arm.

這次請傳送我到未來，好讓他們可以恢復我的手臂

-You sure?

你確定?

-Do it, dude!

快，老兄!

[ptew!]

[傳送!]

What's up, future? I'm here to get my arm fixed.

嗨! 未來，我來啦! 我可以讓我的手臂復原了。

[screams, dinosaur roars]

[恐龍嘶吼!]

[screaming]

[大叫中!]

Totally saw a robot dinosaur, bro!

這次，我徹底看到機器恐龍啦，老兄!

The future is awesome!

未來實在太棒了!

-Yeah, but it looks like

是，不過你看起來

you're probably gonna bleed to death now, huh?

似乎快要流血至死了，對吧?

-Pbbh, no way, what are you--

噗~不會吧!~ 你在....

[groans, body thuds]

[癱倒]

-Sweeet!

這真是太神了!

-Time machine ray gun

~時光雷射槍~

Batteries not included. (Yeah!)

本產品不包含電池。(耶!)

Captioned by SpongeSebastian