Ohhhh!

- Ones and twos, straight up.

- Who's got next?

- All ones, to 11.

- Y'all are not up!

- We've been calling score the whole game.

- I got downs.

Yo, what's the score?

- 13's ones and twos.

- He has no left, force him left.

- Aw, short, aw that's right, off right.

- He has no right, force him right.

- Off left, off left.

- He can't shoot. - Let him shoot.

- I'm open I'm open.

Woo-hoo.

Swing the ball.

- My bad on the miss.

Man you gotta move bro, you gotta cut.

- Yo I got downs, you wanna run with me?

- I actually got next, I got downs.

- How, you just got here.

- Oh that's wet.

Wet!

Oh, there it is.

This not regulation size, I knew something was off.

- Yo, can I run it with you guys?

- No I got fives.

You got downs though.

- Oh there it is.

I just lifted.

That's fine. Shooters shoot.

There it is.

Shooter's shoot, baby.

Oh yes.

Getting warmed up.

Oh, there we go!

It's the double rim!

- Well which five have you got?

There's only three people here.

- They're playing on the court right now.

I got a friend on the way.

My boy's coming actually. - I got downs.

- Nah, I got downs.

- Don't leave me open.

Don't leave me...it's shaking.

If it wasn't shaking, it would've gone in.

It's interference 'cause it was shaking.

Check ball.

- Is this a girl's ball?

This ball is flat, is this game ball?

- Oh, there it is.

Hey, I'm warmed up baby, shooters shoot.

Here we go.

- Screen right, screen right, switch, switch, switch.

Screen left, switch, switch, switch, switch.

I said switch.

- Ay we need one for fives.

- Nah I'm good. - We just need one though.

- I'm just shooting bro.

- That's a carry. - That's not a carry.

My hand is right here, this is a carry.

This is not a carry.

- That's not what you did.

- Man y'all just play different around here man.

I'm not from around here, it's different.

Y'all different.

- Foul, that's me. - That was all ball.

- All hand. - Hand is part of the ball.

- Respect the call man, I called foul.

Y'all got last one.

- I don't even play basketball, I'm a football player.

- Bro, cut your nails.

How long are your nails?

- Count your points. - I got six.

How many you got? - I got four points.

- That's 10, that's game point.

- You know you ain't had six.

- I scored on you right, you don't remember the layup?

- No I don't remember that layup.

- The body, huh, you don't remember?

Okay.

- Hurry up check it up.

- Let me see that ball man.

Yeah that's mine, I gotta go.

- Let him shoot, not a shooter, we'll live.

We need one, one for fives, you wanna run?

- Who's playing?

- Guy in the white, guy in the black.

- Nah I'm good.

- Lock down, lock down, yeah!

- Yo where's my phone?

Someone stole my phone.

- No, nuh uh that's broke, that's broke-

- I called bank

- How you gonna call it after it goes in?

- What type of shoes are those?

Are those comfortable?

- All right, last game, 21.

- Ay! Foul.

- Ain't nobody touch you.

- Foul. foul.

- He called foul. Point don't count. Check ball.

Shouldn't've called foul.

- Yo Scoot, can I have some?

Waterfall.

- That's enough! Bro!

You called foul before you shot it!

- But you fouled me?

- We gotta shoot for that.

We're not shooting for anything!

And 1!

And 1 is not a call.

Ball live, Ball live!

- Two pointer. That was a one.

His foot was on the line.

- Whose ball is it? Yeah! Yeah!

- His opinion don't matter! He on the sideline for a reason!

Hey, what you saw?

- Foul! Ball!

That's me.

- You can't wait 'till you see that you miss it

to call foul.

- I'm just a freshman, bro.

- What college?

- Nah, I'm in high school. I'm at Dr. Phillips.

- Wait what's teams again? What's teams?

- Everyone on the outside v.s. everyone on the inside.

- That's what we want baby!

- Mouse in the house.

Mismatch, mismatch. Yeah! Yeah!

(yelling)

Yeah! Weight room!

Put a shirt on.

- Game!

- You can't beat me one-on-one though.

Put a 100 dollars on it.

- And 1!

- You ain't call foul?

- Call your foul. We ain't giving you nothing.

- Basketball's a team sport.

- Put a 100 dollars on it right now.

- Next!

- Hold up hold up, you gotta pass the ball in.

Oh yeah! That's us, off his knee!

- Nah, I got downs.

- You just finished playing.

- I got downs.

- You just finished playing too!

Well, can I run with you guys?

- Nah I got 5.

- Well who's got next?

- Guy in the black shirt right there,

dude in the yellow, guy in the pink over there.

- Cookies!

- My bad. That's on me.

I haven't played in like a month.

- I'll shoot for it.

- Ball don't lie.

- I'll shoot for it.

- Match.

- Ain't no match.

- Match.

- It's do or die.

- Nah, match. Did you call do or die?

- Kobe!

- You gonna call foul every time?

- Slide your feet!

- We ain't playing NBA rules here.

We ain't in the NBA.

Who's man is that?

- 7-5, bad guys.

- 7-5, good guys. Here we go.

Cut!

- Ya'll got last call!

- That's how you're gonna do it?

All right. All right. Don't call foul.

Don't call foul, see, oh. Oh! Okay!

- That's a walk bro!

Two steps!

- Nah that was two steps.

- One, two

- Three steps!

- No, bro. Check ball.

Yeah, I played at Florida.

- You played at Florida?

- Little intramural basketball.

- Intramural?

- Hey, switch. Let me get him.

- I got him.

- Are you sure you have him?

Man, switch! Get him, get him.

- Ball, ball, ball, ball!

- Jelly!

- Call the screen, I can't see them!

- You can't dunk, bro.

- I could dunk that, I gotta get warmed up.

If I'm warmed up!

- Oh, no no, you gotta

- My bad. My bad.

- You gotta, you gotta put it above the rim.

- That's on me.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on

- Man you can't dunk.

Man no, no, you can't dunk.

Game point.

- Game point? No...

- Nah we've been calling score the whole game.

Put your shoes on, come on!

We've been calling score the whole game.

- No.

- Bro!

- First.

- That's not a call.

- What's score?

- Uh, I think...

Hold on, we were checking score

that doesn't count.

Check ball.

Next point wins.

- Wait, what's score?

- Wait, we we're talking

- That's game no.

- I just said it! I just said next score!

Oh my gosh, no! Get off the court.

- We were calling score.

- Get off the court.

Next, next.

We were calling score, man.

- Check ball, check ball.

- Next! Next! Next!

- We called straight up at the beginning of the game.

- Pick up, pick up, pick up.

Uh, huh. Lockdown.

Gametime.

- Hey, run it back. Run it back, run it back.

Run it back!

- I got downs!

- [Voiceover] I'm a grown man!

- That's a carry, man.

- Are you serious?

- That's a carry.

- Waterfall.

(laughing)

That gotta be a good clip.