Roll tide!

Roll tide.

Roll tide!

Why would anyone want to go to Auburn?

Roll tide! Roll tide.

Do they not want to win a championship?

A one-loss Bama team still goes to the playoffs.

We could put the 2016 one right here.

A two-loss Bama team should go to the playoffs!

I don't know what we're going to do for 2017.

Daniel Tosh does look like Lane Kiffin.

Lane may be the best offensive coordinator.

What is Lane Kiffin doing?

Run the ball!

Another bubble screen!?

I hate Lane Kiffin.

If we lose tomorrow, I'm not going to class.

If we lose tonight, I'm not going to Innisfree.

If we lose this game, I'm not going to church.

Does Auburn even have a defensive coordinator?

Run the ball!

I'd never date a barner.

I don't like farm animals either.

I don't care if we won by 30.

It didn't look that good.

No.

JK is a beast!

He averaged 45 yards a punt.

Why do you know that?

Has a punter ever won a Heisman?

He could be the first.

I just hate Tennessee.

I'm naming my son Saban.

They're low down.

How bout Bear?

They dirty.

Middle name?

They some snitches.

Pretty sure we could beat the Cleveland Browns.

Roll tide.

Bear Bryant or Nick Saban?

I don't care about bowl games.

I'm going to go with Bear.

If it's not the national championship.

I don't care.

Gotta be Saban, it's harder to win today.

Why do they say War Eagle when their mascot's a tiger?

Can you imagine if we played in the East?

Do you expect logic?

Roll tide.

Over here getting their trees burned down.

DAHECK.

Dang, too soon! Dang!

They just have no luck with that tree.

Saban's going to coach for at least 10 more years.

Run the ball!

He's never going to Texas!

Do you hate Tennessee or LSU more?

Kentucky has basketball, what does Auburn have?

Swimming.

Roll tide.

...but nobody cares about that.

I'm so mad Dixieland Delight got banned.

I was there though, 2014 Iron Bowl.

It was lit!

Tennessee will never be back.

How do we have so much depth and we don't have one good kicker?

Sucks winning all these national championships cause you gotta buy new championship shirts.

I know!

Have you seen AJ McCarron's Jesus tattoo?

I have like 15 shirts I can't even wear.

Never do that.

There's never gonna be a another time in history that's like this.

I just feel bad when the other teams come in town.

It's like they're trying, but like...

We've won so much.

I don't know.

Our school doesn't compare.

Why don't we run the ball though?

It's 3rd and 1.

Why don't we...

Roll tide.

Roll tide!

Auburn needs Jesus man.

They need Brandon Chicken.

I'm a grown man.