INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING, AND HE HAD THIS TO LIE --

>> I HAD CALLS FROM NUMEROUS SENATORS AND NUMEROUS

CONGRESSMEN AND WOMEN SAYING IT WAS THE GREATEST PRESENTATION

THEY'VE EVER HAD!

PEOPLE HAVE CALLED AND THEY SAID IT WAS THE BEST PRESENTATION

THEY'VE EVER SEEN.

>> STEPHEN: (AS TRUMP) "YES, NUMEROUS REAL PEOPLE TOLD

ME THAT.

LIKE WHO?

UM, SENATOR GUY TRUE-PERSON AND CONGRESSWOMAN NOT-A-LIE

ACTUAL-LADY."

TRUMP ALSO SPOKE ABOUT ENVIRONMENTAL CONCERNS-- MAINLY,

HIS CONCERN THAT THE ENVIRONMENT WAS GETTING IN THE WAY OF

BUILDING STUFF.

BUT HE HAD AN ANSWER.

>> WE'LL CUT THE FEDERAL PERMITTING TIMELINE FOR MAJOR

PROJECTS DOWN TO TWO YEARS, AND IDEALLY WE'RE GOING TO TRY TO

GET EVEN LESS THAN THAT, SO YOU'LL BE INSTEAD OF 21, 22, 25,

8, 9, 12, 15.

( LAUGHTER ) >> STEPHEN: HE MUST BE FUN ON

NEW YEAR'S EVE.

( LAUGHTER ) (AS TRUMP)

"TEN, NINE, EIGHT, 12, FOUR, 22, 15,

WITH A POWERBALL OF EIGHT."

( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

TRUMP SAID HE GOT NO CREDIT FOR DONATING HIS PRESIDENTIAL SALARY

TO CHARITY, BUT HE SAID IT THIS WAY.

>> I GIVE UP MY SALARY-- IT'S $450,000, APPROXIMATELY $450,000

PRESIDENTIAL SALARY-- I GIVE IT UP, IT GOES TO... USUALLY, I

GIVE IT TO DRUGS.

( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> Stephen: MMM -- CLEARLY, THAT'S NOT WHAT HE

MEANT.

BUT THE FLUB IS UNDERSTANDABLE.

HE'S ON A TON OF ADDERALL!

ALLEGEDLY.

NOW -- ( SNIFFING )

-- WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE N.A.T.O.

ALLIANCE IN EUROPE, TRUMP FLOATED AN EXCITING IDEA--

SPICE IT UP WITH SOME NON-EUROPE COUNTRIES.

>> I SPOKE TO THE SECRETARY GENERAL YESTERDAY AND WE HAD A

GREAT CONVERSATION.

HE WAS VERY-- I THINK HE WAS ACTUALLY EXCITED BY IT.

AND I ACTUALLY HAD A NAME.

NATO, RIGHT?

AND THEN YOU HAVE M-E, MIDDLE EAST.

YOU CALL IT NATOME.

I SAID, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NAME.

NATOME.

>> STEPHEN: (AS TRUMP) "BEAUTIFUL NAME.

NATOME.

HOW LOVELY.

IF I EVER HAVE A CHILD, I'LL NAME IT NATOME.

WHAT?

YOU'RE KIDDING."

"REALLY?

FIVE --" ( LAUGHTER )

>> Jon: AAAHHH!

( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: BY THE WAY, JUST

TO TAKE A SECOND HERE TO BREAK THAT DOWN, N.A.T.O. STANDS FOR

NORTH ATLANTIC TREATY ORGANIZATION -- MIDDLE EAST.

( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S WHAT HE IS SUGGESTING IS

A PERFECT NAME!

( LAUGHTER ) WHY NOT JUST DO THE GILLIGAN'S

ISLAND RULE AND GO NORTH ATLANTIC TREATY ORGANIZATION --

AND THE REST IS THIS ( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE ) NOW, TRUMP --

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Jon: I LIKE THAT.

>> Stephen: TRUMP CONTINUED TO WAX POETIC ABOUT HIS NAMING

ABILITY.

>> I'M GOOD AT NAMES.

RIGHT?

U.S.M.C.A.

LIKE THE SONG "Y.M.C.A."

EVERYBODY-- NOBODY COULD REMEMBER U.S.M.C.A., I SAID

THINK OF THE SONG "Y.M.C.A."

NOW EVERYBODY SAYS IT.

>> STEPHEN: WAIT A SECOND, LET ME SEE A WIDE SHOT OF THAT PRESS

CONFERENCE.

COWBOYS... CONSTRUCTION WORKERS... DOES TRUMP THINK HE'S

IN THE VILLAGE PEOPLE?

GET OUT OF THERE, MIKE PENCE!

IT'S NOT YOUR SCENE!

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