(dad hums)

(dad) There you go.

(dad) Lookin' good! Alright.

(dad whistles)

Don't watch me.

What?

Don't watch me. Look away.

Why?

Because I need to play with myself.

Okay. You mean you need to play by yourself.

No. I wanna play with myself for two minutes.

Okay. Well, you can play with yourself for two minutes.

Yeah.

What do you want me to do?

Sit right there.

Okay.

Then you can wash my bum.

This is my time.

Alright.

Quack. Quack. You're such a little quacker.

-I think you're quacking out-- -Shhhhhhhh!

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