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  • welcome.

  • My name is Kevin.

  • Sparky Sparkman.

  • This is the first annual quarantine classic.

  • We hope it is the last five nights.

  • Five competitions to decide who reigns supreme amongst the do perfect members.

  • What we're battling for here.

  • The teepee tower, the last unused toilet paper here.

  • A d p h Q.

  • And tonight we're gonna kick it off with a three point contest.

  • So let's meet our competitors.

  • First up, over here, we have Tyler.

  • Tony.

  • Tye.

  • How you doing?

  • Good.

  • Are you doing well?

  • Tell me a little bit more about what's going on here tonight.

  • Yeah, I just wanted to get a little competition.

  • Couple reasons for doing this first.

  • Just wanted Thio give the families at home some entertainment, you know, there without their sports right now.

  • So give him something to watch together as a family.

  • And then secondly, we're gonna be donating to the American Red Cross, wanting to give the people at home a simple outlet to be able to join us and do the same with highly encourage that they do.

  • So, uh, crazy times right now.

  • So I'm sure there's a lot of people out there that could use some help, and I know they would appreciate it.

  • Good words.

  • Time.

  • Good luck in the conference.

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you very much.

  • Appreciate it.

  • Shirl.

  • Over here.

  • Stock to Cody Jones.

  • Cody Jones.

  • Obviously you're in a sling.

  • The underdog, The Cinderella, if you will.

  • Well, the slipper fit.

  • Uh, you know, I'm not looking to win today.

  • Today is more about just the image.

  • You know, I want to avoid air bowls.

  • I want to not get last.

  • If I can get a ball Iraq, I'll be policed.

  • Good luck to you.

  • Thank you.

  • Hopefully the arm stays intact.

  • Okay, well, with that, let's go ahead and get him ready to go.

  • We have Cory First up.

  • Cory Cotton.

  • Let's go talk to him before he gets this thing under way.

  • Cory, obviously, it's a big competition.

  • You're geared up with the Jordans on.

  • I dress to impress, if you will.

  • With the Jays, it puts a little unnecessary burden on my shoulders.

  • I'm not actually sure that I want to live up to that, but I'm gonna try to see what I can do this for a good cause if I can't set the bar very high.

  • Well, Hopefully you can replicate Jordan, but I wouldn't bank on way.

  • Got before we move on any further with Like to remind the folks at home this is our first go to live video s o go easy on us.

  • Might be thinking to yourself.

  • Well, how do we know it's live?

  • Well, first indication is Oh, that would've gone a little left.

  • Yeah.

  • So we're new to this, but wanted to bring you guys five videos in a week.

  • Our first effort to ever do so.

  • So should be fun.

  • Should be exciting core.

  • You're getting ready to be dialed in Gary's getting shot clock.

  • I need that ball you just flung.

  • We are gonna need that ball, the ball.

  • And so did you.

  • Did you fill them in on the other sports that we're gonna be doing this week?

  • Other sports we will be hitting this week we have the to be to roller hockey team of correct.

  • We're gonna have a FIFA challenge.

  • Also a to B to competition office, office, golf with some tea boxes that's going to an individual challenge.

  • Correct.

  • And then lastly will have spike ball.

  • Wow!

  • Come Friday.

  • Great things on tap.

  • do not miss it.

  • This is gonna be fun.

  • And hopefully you're entertained here at home.

  • We good?

  • 70 seconds.

  • That's what we're rolling with you.

  • All right, Go Portion of our lives.

  • 1 10 on the clock that separates you in hospital for a final talk to will advance.

  • Type two point Tony.

  • Good sex found down.

  • Very happy.

  • Oh, yeah, And we are underway.

  • Do perfect quarantine Classic.

  • First event, three point competition.

  • Well, Cory, start us off So far.

  • Two for no statement made early.

  • Still a good rack.

  • Two out of five.

  • Second rack time.

  • Slow.

  • Start here for three.

  • Can you get off the schneid?

  • Yes, Moneyball time.

  • Good.

  • Big time.

  • Money ball there.

  • Fine.

  • Total points.

  • Make it six total points.

  • Cory trying to find his room here from the top of little long.

  • Oh, it's a big one and got a big time shot.

  • And now we're on route four of five.

  • Cory still trying to find that rhythm.

  • Oh, another missed Moneyball.

  • That might come back to bite him.

  • 15 seconds left.

  • That's all we have here.

  • Nine.

  • Another one really needs it.

  • Big time shot way.

  • About five seconds before the clock expired.

  • I missed one, Moneyball.

  • They saved me from being absolutely atrocious.

  • Guys, I gotta say, Sparks, I'm disappointed.

  • I feel like I left a lot out there.

  • I'm winded.

  • I think conditioning played in effect.

  • I'm disappointed.

  • 13 on a bad number.

  • Obviously.

  • You have some basketball background to you, you know?

  • And do I hate to say that I do what I do, you do.

  • And with that said the other guy still have to compete.

  • Maybe 13 holds up.

  • Maybe it doesn't.

  • But good round.

  • Nonetheless wish you the best of luck.

  • Who's next up to spot the purple, Hoser my duty on the office line that you can't tell me what button to press.

  • No, I got started and I walked in.

  • Okay.

  • Yeah, I got it.

  • Okay.

  • Really?

  • That's it.

  • I just don't want no one else could figure this out.

  • I know.

  • It's just It's only control I have in the office.

  • All right, Garrett, The backwards had obviously means you mean business here.

  • If you guys don't know, you can't shoot with a front facing hat.

  • True, I can't Actually, how I do it is I'll hit it.

  • That's my shot form What's the expectations here?

  • Expectations to be Cory.

  • Get enough to be a top two in the finale.

  • I mean, right now you shoot, you don't need.

  • First, you need second.

  • A lot of tool of paper online.

  • Which a lot of luck.

  • Thank you.

  • Second competitors towed up, Ready to go from the corner.

  • Garrett Gilbert Purple Hoser Nation See if he represents 321 in the Joseon is under way Out of the corner rattles in the 1st 2 for two to begin this round three for three to begin his round.

  • Make it for a perfect track Hoser off to an incredibly hot start.

  • Really?

  • Miss?

  • Finally, he does unconscious early on.

  • Wily veteran from Texas A and M is cooking.

  • He is a walking bucket.

  • Another one.

  • Another one.

  • This is a shooting clinic.

  • Big time money ball a premeditated money called.

  • He is feeling himself as we had to write for Oh, my little down on him.

  • Can we find 20?

  • She'll need 19 and a gas here late.

  • Hilbert, I guess we owe you Talk to me, Mr.

  • Public Knowledge That interim.

  • I mean, it is tilted in it.

  • And that got me I got me bad.

  • Well, not much to say on that one, eh?

  • That's 18 18.

  • I resemble that number.

  • Will likely holed up if I had to guess.

  • But early on found that rhythm.

  • I did.

  • How did you How did you do it?

  • Honestly, man, I just got up there, and I I perform like that.

  • I'm a practice player, and I practiced how I play.

  • And I'm not gonna live when.

  • No cameras, Your Honor, not.

  • I'm gonna hit 18.

  • How many's this?

  • 30?

  • 30 Haiti.

  • Yeah.

  • I'm gonna hit that.

  • I'm gonna hit that.

  • This man is on a mission.

  • Might have a spell.

  • Self a spot in the finals.

  • But next up, third on deck is Ty.

  • Ty was gonna be tough number.

  • Love, Coach.

  • I remember thinking what for?

  • What around?

  • Let's re rack of boys.

  • A big number there by Gary.

  • Well done.

  • Well done.

  • Well done.

  • Impressive.

  • Very impressive performance.

  • I mean to start, I guess maybe not finished so much.

  • I believe he went perfect on the start.

  • And then I heard the last rat which hopefully land somewhere in the middle.

  • You know, if you had a choice, you'd rather like, space it out.

  • Hit three Iraq.

  • Something like that.

  • Tight.

  • Yeah, I get a, uh, good.

  • Reset the clock.

  • Wait.

  • Hey.

  • Time.

  • Yeah.

  • All right.

  • Time I feel like I've been thrown to the wayside.

  • Everybody's just thrilled with Gary's performance, and nobody wants to even talk to me.

  • So rightfully so.

  • 13 from Cory, 18 from Garrett.

  • Now, does it continue?

  • Are you gonna put up a bigger number than that?

  • Well, you got to save some.

  • You know, you don't want to go out there and waste it all in the first round.

  • I thought Gear left some on the table.

  • Honestly, I think he kind of realized that about 3/4 of the way through.

  • He said, I need to save a few of these for the ship.

  • Um, I'm gonna try and land somewhere in between there.

  • I mean, I think there's a compliment.

  • I was not saving.

  • I was gassed.

  • That was just me being aghast.

  • Sure.

  • I don't think he's trying to get my head and which is understandable.

  • I mean, I could tell he wants this competition.

  • Um, I'm gonna try and corners.

  • Not really.

  • My shot amore of get hot at the top kind of guy.

  • Hopefully, I mean, that's that's the plan.

  • You gotta capitalize on the money balls or two points.

  • So, you know, let's get out there and see how it goes.

  • Let him rip.

  • Would like to tie Tony third of five up in the three points competition.

  • Yeah, No one started.

  • Really?

  • Sure.

  • All right.

  • Eight seconds.

  • Still go time, Ty.

  • Calm before the storm.

  • Spirit fingers air out.

  • Wear under white tie is a letting them ripped out of the corner.

  • Bear had a hot start.

  • Can't I follow?

  • All right, money along one point for one rack tie playing catch up at this point way.

  • Find rhythm back room on the money ball he's and he needs to accumulate points quickly.

  • He needs to accumulate points quickly tie and a dry spell.

  • Does that get him out of it?

  • So tough luck there for tie.

  • As we go around to rack four or five, he's gonna have to finish.

  • So far, so good.

  • Iraq number four.

  • A chance for a perfect track ties.

  • Three point life on the line here on the final rack out of the corner, splashed down a little short, tired legs and big shot.

  • That's 10 points.

  • Rage, monster.

  • A little rage monster there Time.

  • Everyone says it's always fake monster, man.

  • Really, really.

  • Obviously disappointment.

  • Just just Yeah, I could tell clearly.

  • That's not gonna thought I hit it well, but yeah, no, that was That was That was ugly.

  • I mean, that was terrible, but there's another boy.

  • How else do you mean?

  • That's it.

  • The end of the round.

  • You look at your daddy and you go.

  • Have you ever seen a worst golf shot?

  • You know, that's where I'm at right now.

  • I'll be honest with me.

  • Have you ever seen the worst three point round?

  • She'll be straight.

  • Uh, no.

  • No, no, no.

  • Stop.

  • See, On paper, that's all.

  • That's all we got with tie on the three point competition.

  • He's done.

  • So we're moving on.

  • Who's next?

  • Oh, the one armed slinger.

  • Cody Jones.

  • My doctor eighteen's The high 13 with Cory has him in so far on the chopping block, though.

  • Talk to me.

  • Obviously you're at a disadvantage.

  • Is that something you've played up?

  • Are you trying to just focus as is like you're 100% healthy?

  • You know, it was three weeks on Friday since shoulder surgery of my labor fully repaired.

  • Probably not advised by my doctor.

  • But I'm gonna go here, use one arm, relax the left.

  • I just want to avoid the air balls like I said earlier and get one ball Perak and I'll go home happy.

  • Alright, well, best of luck to you.

  • Let's get 70 seconds on the clock.

  • We're good there.

  • Countdown has started.

  • Six seconds.

  • Still go time for Cody Jones.

  • Moment pressure.

  • I like this repping the Steph Curry's as his shoe of choice.

  • Here, along on the second Air Ball is scary.

  • That could really shoot your confidence.

  • You need it and very quiet.

  • First rack for Cody Jones, who better get a step on it.

  • Oh, second air ball, trying to find his shot is on the board.

  • Now.

  • If there's ever been in Moneyball, that's needed more than this one.

  • Got it?

  • Got it over the front iron called home, and now he's got some work to do.

  • Heard rack still on three points.

  • Start lining up.

  • Oh, short amount.

  • 20 seconds.

  • Gotta go.

  • Jones has got to get going.

  • Six points, 10 seconds remaining.

  • A fungal.

  • That four seconds.

  • Three seconds, two seconds.

  • Money ways.

  • It didn't matter.

  • Nine.

  • My shoulder hurts, so I turned.

  • Avoid flecks in it.

  • I did not.

  • The drilling got to me.

  • I'm gonna be in some real paper next 24 hours.

  • Well, you finished with nine.

  • There's no secret about it.

  • That's one less than tie finished with you.

  • Do we have the excuse for one arm?

  • I do.

  • But early on, you just couldn't establish a rhythm.

  • Why couldn't I think I just got in my own head feeling too much.

  • That guide hand, I'm telling you, it matters when you think.

  • Sure.

  • Oh, you're gonna be out of this competition.

  • But the good news is that roller hockey get back into tomorrow.

  • Night's great.

  • So yeah, too Hands, Sportsweek.

  • It is what it is.

  • You only can deal with what you have.

  • So with that said, who's up next?

  • That will be Kobe.

  • Come on, Kobe To finish it out and he's locked in.

  • Yes, that is correct.

  • Care has locked his spot in the finale.

  • He's headed to the three point competition Final Man, you talk to me, you know the number.

  • You know what you got to get to 13.

  • It's your brother's number.

  • You get to go last.

  • This is the advantage of having that.

  • Sure.

  • Do you think you do it?

  • I'd like to first address the no sleeves.

  • I've been taking some heat from that from the guys today.

  • I thought, This is a little bit more of like a show up dressed in the sport that you're competing in mode.

  • But honestly, it's how I normally playing pickup basketball.

  • I never went above pickup basketball, obviously.

  • Rec league, you know, college intern Errol's little bit ever made to, but nothing wrong with them.

  • If I would have moved on to the pros, they also play sleeveless, and that's kind of trying to channel today.

  • So he's acting like a professional here.

  • Nothing but professionalism.

  • He needs 14.

  • He needs 14 to advance to the final.

  • Okay, he's in his own.

  • He's locked in and he's ready.

  • Handoff ball, hand off all Kobe.

  • Let's keep it professional here, really?

  • To one, we're underway.

  • He knows the number.

  • He's got to get to 14 and that's a good start.

  • A little long on the second high arc ing triples.

  • He's trying to rein them in Boom and he drills it.

  • That's a big shot on the first rack.

  • He's often running.

  • Kobe, still looking for that first triple on the second track.

  • Hadn't got one to go down.

  • There's some money.

  • Oh, uh, remount.

  • This is where the pressure tightens it.

  • Keaton's up.

  • He knows the number is in a good spot.

  • Goodness, Home.

  • Cool.

  • Collected Kobe's.

  • He's running it now, and he is going to go through to the final.

  • Now it's just about choosing.

  • Does he rest up?

  • Does he rest up for the shoot?

  • His final rack?

  • He will go ahead and try to establish that rhythm for future rounds.

  • What an impressive performance.

  • Kobe.

  • His final shot.

  • Five seconds to spare.

  • That is a big round 17 17 0 B.

  • 17.

  • You knew what you had to do and you did it.

  • How does it a spot in the final sound?

  • It feels great.

  • Thank you, Spark.

  • I appreciate you offering that to me.

  • Yeah.

  • Congratulations.

  • So, off to the final we go.

  • You know who you're facing?

  • Gary Hilbert.

  • Any worries there?

  • I mean, the man's a great shooter.

  • No, You see, day in and day out from the guy.

  • But you know, I hope to bring my child to the table as well, and we'll see where we land.

  • Good luck in the final.

  • Garrett Kobe two Man enter.

  • One man will leave three point champion that two and three point champions.

  • No one cares about the title.

  • We want the paper way.

  • Want to pay for the TP Tower on the line?

  • So here's the deal.

  • I'm gonna be a fair competitors, and I'm gonna go first.

  • Kobe seems gassed, just out of shape.

  • I'm out of shape.

  • If I could go back to back like that, I would be I'd be opposed.

  • I am.

  • Should research up, decide to keep it consistent.

  • That's, Ah, dealer's choice.

  • Your choice.

  • Which Which side would you like to start off with?

  • The other baseline baseline.

  • That's late.

  • That is a late bank.

  • Who knows if it'll work corner.

  • It's a scary move.

  • Their late move.

  • Well, it feels waiting.

  • I have to find that everyone is confident he's been a walking bucket all day, and he continued already.

  • No way.

  • Three seconds till go time.

  • The first of two finalists underway.

  • Garrett's Hilbert from the corner.

  • Good start carried over a hot start from the first round into his final round.

  • Thes money buys exponentially big, and he leaves that one short here.

  • Let him rip now to the top of the key.

  • I found it.

  • Here it is.

  • Needs this money ball to go.

  • Okay.

  • Fourth of five racks here in the final.

  • Needs to put up a big number with Kobe waiting in the background.

  • Carrot trying to finish strong.

  • He needs a big number that one rims out.

  • Door is open.

  • This would be massive to go a big hit.

  • 15 for Garrett Gilbert Still gasping First round, I think.

  • Home run Derby myself there.

  • I'm not.

  • Even then I pull the Josh Hamilton I let I let 26 rooting for I mean, this is all metaphorical, you know?

  • Sure.

  • It's still 2013.

  • Home run Derby?

  • Yeah.

  • Impressive.

  • With all due respect, yeah.

  • I mean, he he he let it out in the final.

  • I mean, it's just That's what I did.

  • 15 big ones.

  • You know who's waiting in the wings?

  • I know a good shooter.

  • I'm hoping that he's also just a little tired.

  • Also notoriously known for laying an egg will he do it here, man?

  • That's why.

  • I don't think so.

  • I think he takes this one home.

  • Maybe a little positive.

  • Bad.

  • Got this.

  • Hopes it's all on.

  • You big fella.

  • A spot.

  • Some T p on the line here.

  • All you need is 16.

  • He did it in the first round when he knew a number he had to go get.

  • He did it.

  • He established that.

  • And now he's trying to build on it.

  • Like to take a chance just to remind you guys to donate to the Red Cross.

  • We seriously appreciate you leaning in with us.

  • That's why we're here today.

  • And, uh, yeah.

  • Goes out to all you guys all across the world, wash your hands, obviously coughing your you know.

  • What is it?

  • Elbow?

  • Yeah, it's important.

  • Okay.

  • Anyways, had a competition to win.

  • Here we go.

  • Right here.

  • Right here we go.

  • 70 seconds on the clock.

  • The countdown from 10 seconds is on.

  • This is it.

  • All the money on the line and we're underway.

  • Kobe wide left on the first.

  • See what you call jitters.

  • Final jitters.

  • Silence.

  • First rap will be bad news.

  • And that's exactly what happened.

  • Zero through a first track.

  • Now we're on to still in search of new Moreau.

  • You know, finally gets after snide.

  • And now we'll see if we can establish something here.

  • Big time.

  • Money does not go down.

  • And now it is an uphill climb as he enters rack three money's holes will be big from here on out, this one Giant enormous.

  • No, We head to Iraq.

  • Four of five, and he's got work to do.

  • It worked to do quickly play trying to make one final Run it.

  • Citing here.

  • Final rack time.

  • 10 seconds on the clock.

  • Do or die.

  • Kobe's got to go, and I think it might be out of reach.

  • Can you believe this final shot on the way?

  • I do not think it matters.

  • It does not.

  • And would you look at this?

  • Hobart, what have you done?

  • That was good.

  • I am.

  • I'm gonna use that in Battles column.

  • That was a good line.

  • I don't steal from you, but well, I might obviously you know what I'm waiting for.

  • The score hung up.

  • You did your job.

  • Obviously.

  • A little short morning.

  • Disappointing.

  • But with that being said, this man is a trophy.

  • This man deserves a competition.

  • One of five to the label for me stealing your line in the future.

  • That's just a little tip there.

  • Thank you.

  • Um and, uh, honestly, I mean, I'm the best shooter in DP.

  • Technically, it does.

  • I performed a you know, 25% codes, but, hey, you know I'm retired.

  • Never do it again.

  • I'm gonna retire.

  • Champion.

  • A win is a win is a win.

  • Garrett Gilbert, congratulations are three points champion.

  • And with that said, tomorrow night you can join us for competition.

  • Number two of five.

  • Roller hockey.

  • We're gonna break it up into teams, and we're gonna go at it and should be fun.

  • It's a good time to be watching.

  • And obviously, those come out at seven o'clock Central time, So join us.

  • Tomorrow night, we'll go back at it and we'll do it all again.

  • But that being said found it, Noggin.

welcome.

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