DOWAGER COUNTESS: Carson, might I have some tea?

CARSON: At once.

Your tea.

DOWAGER COUNTESS: Thank you.

Oh, why is the tea not going in my cup?

CARSON: Perhaps because we are upside down, ma'am.

DOWAGER COUNTESS: Well, of course, we are upside down.

This is Upside Downton Abbey.

Everything is upside down here.

CARSON: But, of course, ma'am.

DOWAGER COUNTESS: Well, forget the tea.

Might I instead have some crumpets?

CARSON: As you wish, ma'am.

Your crumpets, ma'am.

DOWAGER COUNTESS: Oh!

Did the crumpets just fall to the ceiling?

CARSON: Yes, ma'am.

DOWAGER COUNTESS: Uh, well, why have the crumpets fallen

to the ceiling?

CARSON: Again, ma'am, it most likely is because we are

upside down.

DOWAGER COUNTESS: Well, this is a bit of a problem.

CARSON: Perhaps, if we were right side up, the problem

would be solved.

DOWAGER COUNTESS: Hmph.

Don't be ridiculous.

We very well can't be right side up in

Upside Downton Abbey.

It is simply not done.

CARSON: But of course, ma'am.

DOWAGER COUNTESS: Now, if you would be so kind, please fetch

me a steak and kidney pie.

CARSON: I live to serve, ma'am.

Your steak and kidney pie, ma'am.

DOWAGER COUNTESS: Has the steak and kidney pie fallen to

the ceiling as well?

CARSON: Yes, ma'am.

DOWAGER COUNTESS: Oh, how will I ever get something to eat in

Upside Downton Abbey?

CARSON: Not to sound impertinent, ma'am.

But perhaps you can change the name from Upside Downton Abbey

to Rightside Upton Abbey.

DOWAGER COUNTESS: Oh, well.

Then we could be right side up and have our

steak and kidney pie.

CARSON: [SIGHS]

That is the idea, ma'am.

DOWAGER COUNTESS: Then I decree it.

From here on and from now to the end of days, Upside

Downton Abbey, shall be known as Rightside Upton Abbey.

Now, could we please go right side up?

CARSON: As you wish, ma'am.

Hang tight, ma'am.

Right side up, ma'am.

DOWAGER COUNTESS: Thank you.

But where's the steak and kidney pie?

[SPLAT]

CARSON: On your head, ma'am.

DOWAGER COUNTESS: Splendid.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

DUCKS: [SINGING]

Waddle, waddle, waddle, flap, flap, flap.

Waddle, waddle, waddle, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap.

CLUCKY: Get your beak out of here, Nucky.

This is our Birdwalk.

And this is how we walk on our Birdwalk.

CHICKENS: [SINGING]

Hop, hop, hop, hop, flap, flap, flap, hop, hop, hop,

flap, flap, flap, flap, flap.

ELMO: [SINGING]

It's Elmo, the Musical.

Elmo the Musical!

VELVET: [SINGING]Well, let's get on with our show!

ELMO: Ready, Velvet?

VELVET: Ready, Elmo.