I'm a fisherman.

I can batten down a hatch.

And I'm fishing--

fishing!

For the heaviest catch.

NARRATOR: Somewhere, In the wild, wavy waters of the

Bering Sea, Captain Keith Heartburn and crew of his

boat, the Gizzard, are fishing for the heaviest catch.

KEITH: All right, men.

Let's see if you caught the heaviest catch.

OK?

Being up the net.

FISHERMEN: Bringing up the net!

KEITH: Bring up that net.

Let me see that-- oh, there we go.

Good.

Good, OK.

Now, being it over here to the captain.

That's it.

And, drop it.

Argh!

OK.

This clam weighs a lot.

This is a heavy catch.

FISHERMEN: Yay!

KEITH: But it's not the heaviest catch.

FISHERMEN: Aw.

CLAM: Can you throw me back?

I'm supposed to play cards with a cherrystone over at the

Clams Casino.

KEITH: Take a powder, clam chowder.

NARRATOR: As they gizzard's crew lowers the net back in

the water, Captain Heartburn wonders if he'll ever catch

the heaviest catch.

KEITH: I'm wondering.

Will I ever catch the heaviest catch?

One way to find out!

Men, bring up the net!

FISHERMEN: Bringing up the net!

NARRATOR: The Gizzard's crew struggles and strains to bring

up the net.

Something heavy must be inside.

But have they found the heaviest catch?

KEITH: Drop it.

Oof!

Boy, this fish weighs more than the clam.

This is a heavier catch.

FISHERMEN: Yay!

KEITH: But it's not the heaviest catch.

FISHERMEN: Aw.

FISH: Don't worry.

There's plenty of other fish in the sea.

KEITH: Yeah, well, thanks for your words of wisdom, fish.

Get outta here!

NARRATOR: As the moments tick away, Captain Heartburn grows

desperate to catch the heaviest catch.

KEITH: Oh, I'm desperate to catch the heaviest catch.

Bring up the net!

FISHERMEN: Brigning up the net!

NARRATOR: The Gizzard's crew uses every muscle in their

bodies to bring up the very heavy net.

Have they caught the heaviest catch?

KEITH: Drop it!

Agh!

This is it!

This squid weighs more than anything else we've caught.

This is the heaviest catch!

FISHERMEN: Yay!

NARRATOR: And so, having caught the heaviest catch, a

happy and satisfied Captain Heartburn heads back home.

KEITH: Wait.

I think this catch is too heavy.

We're sinking!

NARRATOR: Or maybe not.

KEITH: Whoa, hey.

Help me throw this heavy squid back.

Help me, help me!

FISHERMEN: Oh no, oh no!

KEITH: Next time, I'm going after the lightest catch!