You were absolutely right, Mickey, that he said a man has to be alert all the time if he expects to keep on breathing.

If not, some German son of a bitch will sneak up behind him and beat him to death with a sock full of shit on.

He said, I don't want any messages saying I'm holding my position.

We're not holding a goddamn thing.

We're advancing constantly, and we're not interested in holding anything except the enemy's balls.

We're gonna hold him by the balls and we're gonna kick him in the ass, twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all the time.

Way get.

We're going to go through the enemy like shit through a tin horn.

That's what I call advanced strategy.

He sounds like a lot of fun.

Yeah, he made war fund.

How long do you think it would take to kill someone with a sock of shit?

Think that they're not going to go get something a bit heavier?

Thing is just bruising me really badly and you're gonna kill me.

Could you hurry out?

I don't think you have that option.

When someone's chosen that particularly sadistic form of execution, you just have to wait.

It might take years.

It might be some infection caused by the shit that gets you in the end rather than the impact of the sock like septicemia sent this email to senior starvation.

Just death by implausibility.

This'd just This'd is just so our death, by being the choice of weapon way, can't get a board game out of it.

It's like having a blanket that's too small for the bed.

I cannot buy a bigger blanket because the supermarket is closed, but the blanket is made of cashmere.

So what is he talking about?

He's got squat on the fantastic.

They are like a cashmere.

But I would like a big school.

It is possible, but you can't buy the moment.

Whatever Side of hollow loath.

Absolutely right, Gabby and Mickey, You've nailed it.

He was talking about the player crisis in Chelsea in 2007.

At the end of January, Transfer window?

Yes, Well, you know, you You saw what you will see that I am a Chelsea fan.

And here's the special one.

Why did they call him that calls himself that Anyone can do that.

I'm the best lover in the world.

The special one.

When he was re appointed manager of Chelsea in June 2013 Hey was asked if he was still the special one, he responded, saying he was now the happy one, adding, I'm no longer the special one.

Now I am one of you way brilliant 1,000,000 quitting here for some guy.

Do you notice it?

David during this football, but isn't even bothering to look at us allover there knows those cripples over there over there.

Yes, they they don't know about football.

Not like Wait, just use their inhalers over there.

Let's have a look at one of liver Rockies, other outfits.

What do you think of that?

That was when he was part of the top.

No movies taught them during the seventies when he used to kick off on that, send him at first just to stand the other fucks Bosch.

That going what was actually just designed to keep down drove fall for shoulders.

It just stuck.

I think the weight of it is being used to pull its skin back.

Eyes Dog wasn't well and his dog was wearing one of those cones and he didn't want to alienate the dog.

So he started also wearing one of those little scar.

What?

He's here.

They're just stuff.

Do you still get recognized from your days on Children's television by certain people of your age?

Came out with the idea of joining my mouth, thinking that's what kids need the nose.

Um, I I thought the world news around because I thought, you know, kids do paper round.

So this was a kind of paper on me delivering the news to them so that somebody wasn't picked up on that.

That was news.

But did you used to watch it making you don't look to me as though you're kind of person.

I used to watch it.

You know what was going on?

I I used to love the way every every episode of news around You always started by going hello again, which I love the way you said hello again.

I also said I'm finally I'm finally long before Trevor McDonald it on yours Attempt he nicked.

And finally, the man's a fucking sir.

Trevor McDonald.

The bastard never actually discussed it to be honest.

Well, you're a gentleman.

Unlike that thieving bastard.

Rob, do you have a favorite quote?

There's a American comedian, Stephen writes.

Whenever I think of Quotation, I think of him saying It's a small world, but I wouldn't wanna have to paint it.

Yes, that's which time I really laughed.

Theo quote was good.

Yeah, it wasn't.

I think it needs more emphasis, right?

I wouldn't want to rub it down and paint it, rub it down, fill it and then paint.

I think the problem there is well is when you say paint the whole world.

Are you envisaging painting every appropriately paint herbal surface in the entire world?

Make every town every city nicely painted, nicely appointed smart or you covering the whole planet in emotion would be an environmental disaster.

Are painting off the whole world?

Probably.

That's why I thought it was funny.

Just painting of the world.

Yeah.

Ah see, that's where we come from.

Different places I was imagining, just signed in the way.

When did Canton are playing in the nineties?

You see, I parted company with football in the nineties, up until the late eighties, when everyone was really ugly, unfit I was with.

Yeah, fat, large land Beardslee.

That was my era.

Late Liverpool after that, When When people look like they could gel in their hair, it looked like they washed.

E didn't keep company.

It lost the magic.

Yeah, I left when they started wearing tights on a slightly cold day.

Might be, but in a bad little bit, lads.

Captain Tights and scarred.

I think a lot of these animals it's not a phrase that you just out a little bit.

Yeah, I don't think, David.

I don't think so.

Here we are, in front of all these fucking animals.

Kind of habitat.

Ueno Station.

It is clearly said that if you only knew what the animals were I noticed on the recent series of some B o some sort of animal show that he did he pronounce tuna?

Tuna?

I don't know what I don't know whether he's got new teeth stayed consistent because if you have gone from one to the other throughout the show, I'm forgiven.

Then again, if you were someone that clever and that knowledgeable of animals, do you not Then just go.

Maybe I've been said I never think that you charm us once say on the travel program, and we'll call the guest can use the sound.

Maybe the sound way we'll just send Sona and its sound.

So no submarine?

Well, that is the Scandinavian pronouncing it pronunciation of it.

But I always think it's a very weird thing to throw in.

A pronunciation is like someone was this guy I knew terribly terribly.

Hello.

How do you know?

How are you?

Need go, Mario And suddenly one rigidly talking to Oxbridge and the next minute he was kind of full inflow Grant, a Italian opera singer 1,000,000,000 program People have put on the voice of the place.

They're referring Thio suddenly say something in French and they doing the perfect French accent.

Sometimes you can't go and ask for a croissant.

Yeah, you got Paris?

Yeah, it's a middle ground, though.

I mean in French lessons.

If you went to French, you would be sadistically beaten.

Yeah, that's a rule.

You have to do it just enough for it not to be weird.

Not so much that you will be talked about for the rest of your life like I was in there.

You and no one wants a musical last year, and I was thinking actually his opera song on dhe.

Someone said to me after it, like it was okay.

But afterwards they went really, like, quite positive.

How come when you sing, you sing normally, But when you talk, you talk like that.

You know, you change your voice that you go for it.

But when you talk about what I can't even manque opera eyes Another quote.

This one's from Tom Cruise.

Can we have that, please?

You know, you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one that can really help.

What's he talking about?

That advice on buying roll necks?

I think he's describing that scenario.

When you're in a public toilet and someone's in the cubicle and you're the only other person there, then you have to go help your You're the only one that can really help, is it?

I also thought of a toilet, but I thought it see, I thought it might be when he himself needs away.

No one else can help him.

We well, maybe in the last days.

Even then, they can't do it alone.

No, no, I'm going to need his consent on DDE Quite right now, he's not talking waiting well without consent way.

Wait, Give me a fight in a minute.