If you're a guy

You're a pet who's the best

Say so long and goodbye

To those feminine pests

If you're a guy

You can spend all your time

In a coat and a tie

Singing lyrics that sound very good with the other lyrics

If you're a guy

You don't need any girls

Come on and lets try

To do some manly dance twirls

You can burp without fear

You can scratch it when it itches

You can wiggle your rear

In your stylish new trousers

Who needs (Who needs!)

Those girls (Those girls!)

They're bossy (So bossy!)

And gross (But they smell nice!)

If you're a guy

You're a pet with the most