Uh, well, you know, I was fired at the end of the last Siris.

Joe, you've been up to Well, uh, since you fired me, you prick.

What you been up to, Joe?

Well, you know, I was fired at the end of the last serious, which is bullshit.

Have you been up to since I got fired from the last show?

You prick, Joe, have you been?

Oh, shit.

You fired me.

Seriously, you prick.

So you're only Yeah, I'm fine.

What about?

Just ask him.

What have you been up to?

Uh, well, it's been a busy week, you know, because she, uh, find me cause you're Attard to make a few extra bit of cash.

They've been doing a few medical experience on this.

I've got quite lucky.

Couldn't really had any side effects.

Uh, What's going on, Jimmy?

Is you fired me.

So make a big cash.

Done a bit of a deal.

Got sponsor for the show show is now sponsored by a banister company.

It's actually my half brother Fabio's company.

It's called Fabio's banisters.

Wait, wait, wait A bit pissed off.

This is what happens.

What happens?

They always does quite a lot of radioactive waste.

So why even about you taking a piss?

Because you're fired, May.

That's why I ripped the door off Joe wearing a wedding dress.

Jo, I'll build strategic be its feet.

A bit of a surprise.

It's tragic.

A winner now.

Good night.

You get to smash in our way tonight.

Made of shells.

Course, despite the shells anyway.

Nine.

Yes.

What?

I want to give it a wife.

Okay.

They have no one on our six.

Joe.

You can't smoke on television.

Did you just inhale bubbles struggle to get work and the only job the job center could get me?

Name was on a show called the anyways, Essex, you're on Tammy.

But why are you dressed like that?

He wanted me out.

Just asking.

Well, it's a because if you're gonna go on, the only way is Essex.

You have to be glamorous.

And what's more glamorous than a mermaid?

Oh, it was a card from Joe Wilkinson.

I'm pretty sure it's from Joe.

Dear Jimmy, I have a new job now so you can stick Countdown up your ass.

NASA have sent me to a new planet as part of an intergalactic exchange program.

And in return, they have sent an alien in my place.

So he's gonna be on the show instead of May if you have a problem with that tough shit.

Right.

So I guess please welcome the alien we've swapped for Joe Wilkinson.

You're an alien from another planet.

You will.

Probably just You look a lot like Yeah, I've heard of it.

The verbal A pretty similar and main differences on our planet.

We were Berries.

Yeah, you're right, Joe.

Where have you been?

Up to make, um Well, um Well, cause you, uh, farm because you're a prick.

I'm gonna come back to being an inventor.

So started adventure again myself.

You quit.

This is actually one of my inventions.

It's actually a baby proposed for adults only.

Downside is you need a giant is prepared to carry around.

This was mine, exclaimed door toffee.

Clint loves toffees, you know.

But my best idea we'll bring out Bring it on.

I should stress what they're over.

You know a better way when the UK strongest man is struggle into the o.

Yeah, I made a robot with half brother Fabio.

Fabio, bring on It's very realistic.

Told me through way.

Got pissed up on Sunday afternoon on Found a soldier It on on.

Uh, we built that.

It comes with some natty features.

Like it got pocket with a naan bread in it.

Like like robots.

Like retractable salad service eyes.

Really troubling toe.

What so slow?

Joe?

You got a mascot?

Yeah, I put one in my collection off countdown Indoor tropical water features.

So it's all of us are here having a nice time.

Um, they should You have the lovely talk.

Shatner pigeon.

John on holiday.

Yeah, um, a slightly more body conscious insured.

So he's worried A T shirt with no trousers.

Pencil on.

That's You know what that's like?

Size Got Jimmy here Lounge.

Having a lovely time cocktail.

Otherwise be absolutely no genitals.

OK, the prize.

The teams will be competing for tonight.

Is this the countdown?

Horse riding kicks way Fun thing about this is Fabio doesn't know how to do a little gallery.

He's been practicing all afternoon.

Surprise the prize the teams will be competing for Is this the countdown?

Horse riding kid?

I would like a vowel.

Please, Rachel.

Thank you, John.

Oh, and I would like a constant police.

See, And another vowel place.

Hello, Joe.

All right, Jimmy.

Oh, God.

So I should really be drink driving.

Oh, good.

Why are you here, Joe?

You You know you don't work here anymore.

God, you're sick of pictures.

That should be smoking.

I dropped my factor.

Really?

I'm doing a bonus round, Jimmy, but we don't have a bonus round.

Do you know I'll be able to see that pissed me off a little bit.

I'll try this up from South London.

Full months it took me.

I caused 100 11 accidents.

And it's Fabio's birthday.

That's Joe.

Can I can I ask why?

Five years.

Got a toilet seat around his neck.

Wanted for his birthday.

Unless this guy Jimmy's and ourselves, right?

Hello.

Train driver just met him for a piss.

I'm gonna call yours Mrs Firms.

Be mild geography because you're small and wrinkly and have a birthmark down the side of your shaft.

You're welcome.