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  • You look sure He looked like he sees death.

  • Is he a second?

  • He's happy.

  • You can't be saddled and g, you look tasty.

  • Oh, so smooth and detailed.

  • No way he loves Spotify.

  • That's the craziest thing I've ever seen.

  • Only that's so sweet.

  • Mumford and sons were shaking at this wonder.

  • Feel like my audio, please?

  • Your daddy Oh, uh oh, I know.

  • Oh, Theo Beat drops were ready to drop 000 God, I have other It's a different song that you know all their hits with I'm gonna need to have a child That stands My music Looks like so emotionally He loved so much crying I have my car on it fell You think he'll make it?

  • Oh, I could place him right now Planting succulent todo mami jogger.

  • Like a longer a job.

  • If I Okay, start.

  • Yeah, like he likes you.

  • Wait in my pocket.

  • I found in my car.

  • I'm gonna plant it way.

  • What plan?

  • It'll be smooth.

  • There's a whole treasure chest of food awaiting.

  • Great.

  • Right now the party's all I think I'm getting being a mom.

  • I wish I could eat just melted cheese.

  • What do we owe this.

  • Yes.

  • He's just small for like things, right?

  • Like a swing and a way for us to believe that the park like another kid.

  • Can I punch him?

  • Who pull punches?

  • Oh, my God.

  • Let's eat.

  • We're gonna beat up a little kid.

  • Three years old.

  • I don't care.

  • I'll box you.

  • That's my Uncle Garrett.

  • You went to prison once.

  • So you just look at all the other babies and be like I'm better than you.

  • And then we'll teach you how to drag someone spinning us in That for sure.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • This is for the baby.

  • Not for you to big babies.

  • Oh, my God.

  • A nice can you say?

  • Yeah, Minion.

  • Despicable E Just got it.

  • You That is crazy.

  • How much?

  • That isn't.

  • Actually, I've got to get this secular planted.

  • Do you wanna help?

  • No, no, no.

  • What you're doing, You have to help me.

  • If that's their baby.

  • This is our year.

  • There's a lot of kids here.

  • I don't want them all to feel bad because there's something Best way.

  • Monkey Booth, can you take a step forward?

  • Oh, you wanna get love having five e encourage this, but I kind of feel like you should sit this center.

  • Well, I think he's gonna sit in the center and get a really cool shot.

  • I'm sorry.

  • What interference?

  • Holy crap.

  • This is scary.

  • Okay, just your back and throw way.

  • You could do better than that.

  • Great.

  • Where's your kid?

  • You court empty.

  • Where is he?

  • Wait, ee, i ee i ee Oh, what was that voice?

  • I don't know.

  • What the baby thing do you want it going smooth?

  • Whose boots are those?

  • Oh, my God.

  • You can't just disappear.

  • What if they got abducted by aliens or hit by a big car?

  • Oh, my God.

  • Wait.

  • He wants shoes.

  • He's gonna snatch your way.

  • Took her straight, uncle hard on way.

  • Need to team up with kids like the game like prison.

  • Wait and then we'll have all of them on our side.

  • I didn't fucking kill the other one and then we'll look okay.

  • Is it legal to give kids knife snipes?

  • Okay, I just found a kid I want to team up with because you look strong damaged.

  • Wait, My daddy has you crazy homeless.

  • I think this is okay.

  • You're confusing our child.

  • Yes.

  • Okay, What are they doing?

  • What e?

  • Don't think we're gonna break everything we're gonna bring.

  • Wait, My mom!

  • Mister, I didn't tell her what's going on.

  • She's in her car on their way.

  • Sees us.

  • Don't give it away.

  • Come in.

  • She doesn't know what's going on.

  • What do you say we just say that we got That's crazy, but Okay, Cries.

  • Your mom's gonna market coming.

  • Hide.

  • You were all you way.

  • Or should I say hi, Grandma?

  • We've been hiding.

  • Get ahead, More guys.

  • Mom?

  • Yeah, You gotta quit, Thio.

  • He has my eyes, eyes your grandma way.

  • I'm like I'm like Tyler.

  • D'oh!

  • Shame if you ever do this for riel it Israel.

  • I mean, don't pass out with Theo way.

  • So have you frightened the real mother to death?

  • She's right over there.

  • Way.

  • Go talk to Mommy about having having a baby for you.

  • Just like doles out collab like way.

  • Look a lot with your uterus.

  • One Morgan, How are you feeling?

  • I'll pop it out and drop it off.

  • Whoa, That's a dance.

  • But we've been doing good so far today.

  • Right way.

  • See that grandkids are God's gift for not killing me.

  • What about what about a slide he likes?

  • He does like this line.

  • We have to sit on a lot, right?

  • Yeah.

  • All right, Teresa, with your lines a cozy, you know, Taylor Swift and all the all of haven's not personally think and mine says overcome.

  • I'm overcome todo So all the stars, All this I'm gonna get one.

  • I don't know what I should say Over you get life.

  • I'll get over.

  • Wait, wait.

  • Boyfriend eight Lipstick.

  • Hi.

  • Did you mean?

  • Oh, G Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

  • I'm actually exist.

  • My shade Garrett, are you Are her using?

  • Do you know, creepy?

  • This all looks camera.

  • You're putting on lipstick.

  • Are you okay?

  • Well, yeah.

  • Makeup remover in your back.

  • I know.

  • It's so pretty.

  • You're pretty e love you Sure your game.

  • Very find out.

  • Next video.

  • Part two grossest thing way All get on.

  • No one is.

  • I'm scared.

  • I'm gonna break it.

  • If I go too far, he's gonna fly away smiling.

  • No way.

  • That is not a company slide.

  • If I felt my legs shake on, that would be my mom.

  • Wait, Don't kill him, okay?

  • Touch me.

  • I don't know who that slide was made for.

  • It was like a big bug in there.

  • What is this place?

  • What?

  • That's a nightmare way.

  • Oh, wait.

  • These are my kids.

  • These are my kids.

  • You guys are too big to be a trigger.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Wait.

  • Get your nagging pit jealous.

  • Months of way you get.

  • Okay, it'll be a journey.

  • Help, Mike, Do you want to see Daddy feel it's something you know?

  • He doesn't want to see.

  • Oh, Grandma!

  • Wow, They're splitting people.

  • Wait, Is my son watching?

  • Watching way?

  • My legs don't.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Weasel Talking about seo.

  • Just working outlets.

  • Tricking kids to work out.

  • Fine.

  • I'll give it a try.

  • Let's watch Danny you.

  • Chris Kardashians says you're doing sweet.

  • As Caitlin says, 00 remember, he's got, like, too bad.

  • Wait, There's a large woman screaming in this part and lying on the equipment.

  • Just wear lipstick and her friends that slide into the PM's way.

  • Hard work.

  • I get two scoops.

  • Sorry Way Had a hard work out of the park and now we're having ice cream drinking water.

  • Look at this.

  • It's never been seen before, ever.

  • This is the rarest moment ever captured on camera.

  • What does he like?

  • Not all of it.

  • That way you're gonna love having tea.

  • What's like the biggest thing you have?

  • Wait a whole week.

  • Just surprised.

  • Just make them being Sunday.

  • That's just crazy.

  • Do you want Merche?

  • Don't have your size.

  • My life?

  • No.

  • Oh, good.

  • On top of a moustache, just like all my other pets back when I feed him.

  • This is my child.

  • Sorry.

  • All right.

  • Family cheese.

  • Oh, good.

  • Like prepared.

  • Would love you.

  • Just slumber.

  • Weigh more while they're finishing up ice.

  • Cool.

  • I saw a little baby store right there and they were usually ship surprised.

  • My son with a crown.

  • A Tierra.

  • I'm the queen of those prosecutors.

  • Do you own the place?

  • Have a crown Daddy likes Oh, wow.

  • Over me Eyes a pig with a crown on it.

  • Oh, my God.

  • It's so weird that they had my portrait of a baby crying for a baby about a baby today.

  • Does this kind of I could make my This one's not a crown, but this way we don't know when the birthday.

  • Just Well, Do you have any idea called ladies?

  • Like the size of two burritos.

  • Poland Bill Way.

  • Need a fairy godmother, Wanda?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Who is she?

  • E didn't approve you to sell toys of myself.

  • She looks she's very handmade.

  • Thes air, famous people.

  • YouTubers way thistle, little duck.

  • All right.

  • Yeah.

  • Let's do a little checking prices.

  • No, no.

  • Let's take a guess, Treat.

  • That's just pairing like that myself, I guess.

  • A couple $100.

  • It's from my child, all right?

  • We're guessing how much I just spent.

  • We don't have the baby for much longer way.

  • Went to the baby way.

  • Bought it.

  • It's so cute, but it makes noises.

  • Yeah.

  • Wait.

  • Oh, did she express?

  • Okay, uh, 1000.

  • What you get is that a pig with a crime?

  • A gentleman Check prices way.

  • Need a fairy godmother wand?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • You're kidding, right?

  • I was gonna say, All right, we're back home.

  • And now it's time to sleep.

  • Right?

  • Way wrong term.

  • Laid him to rest, But that time before we get him in his PJs, can we try to put me on one thing?

  • Okay.

  • I have some presents for you.

  • It was all very overpriced, and a woman made him herself in trees first.

  • Have you It's scary.

  • Creepy bird that looks like something out of date E like this.

  • This is a new violin fairy godmother Stick.

  • Figure it out.

  • That way you can forget the crowd.

  • Who was my little queen?

  • Does it not have?

  • I don't want to wait on.

  • Then the final thing we have, huh?

  • Oh, you could be just like Dad The O Look at show everyone.

  • Sure, everyone.

  • Your brochure.

  • I think he sends his mom's food.

  • There it is.

  • Mom's coming in, coming in and saying that.

  • So you want to take a selfie?

  • What he's good at.

  • You know what the camera is?

  • He looks like it.

  • You like the Illuminati pops?

  • Okay, that's Gary's party.

  • Sounds that that's how daddy feed you.

  • All right, So we had our first official day being dads and Morgan being a very distant mom.

  • Actually, she liked he liked her Buzz.

  • You know what?

  • You're right.

  • Yeah.

  • Everyone always likes the cool.

  • And when I was a big gross, can I feel like I mean, this was extremely hard, and I can't even imagine daily basis.

  • It's rewarding.

  • It really is like it is hard.

  • And there are days that are harder than others, but for the most part it is.

  • It is so rewarding.

  • Like in the mornings when I opened the door and he's first waking up and like, he sees me and he gets the biggest smile on his face and I pick him up and he just, like, hugs me.

  • Like so fighting.

  • He, like, snuggles his face into my chest like, just melt.

  • That's that is my favorite part on its Me too, because, like, I'm raising the next generation that we're gonna have, you know?

  • But your life is definitely attracted around him.

  • Yeah, he's going for the crown.

  • I love him.

  • I miss him, and he's not.

  • He's not even gonna remember, you know, maybe maybe because the shirts I'll tell him cut him in, like, 12 years.

  • Being like Mom was like a big, weird woman in my life.

  • Let's stick on the way.

  • Yeah, you know, go bad.

  • You still have to be a bomb, Let me tell you.

  • Okay.

  • Secret weapon, wine and rum.

  • Wait, wait.

  • You know I have to Now, actually.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I was not expecting to have that much fun today.

  • I thought it was gonna be more scary.

  • And I was gonna be like, No, never mind.

  • Not having gets if anything, this experience made me realize how much I actually do want kids.

  • I mean, just playing with him and seeing him laugh and smile and seeing how much he loved food and how much you love my animals jungle, how much you love my friends.

  • And then seeing how excited my mom Waas when she thought about just got me.

  • Really?

  • But I think the moment that I will never forget it was when we were in the car and when he was crying and he was scared.

  • And I played a song for him found felt safe and calm.

  • And I can't wait for us to have a kid of our own.

  • And I can always make you feel loved and safe.

  • All right, you guys, I'm gonna go really quick before I do.

  • I just want to get a huge thank you to am via his mother.

  • She was incredible today.

  • She gave us so many tips and it was so awesome to hang out with.

  • She's not asking me to do this, but I'm going to anyways, please go follow her on all of her social media's.

  • She's a trainer.

  • She has a mommy blogger.

  • She does a lot of really cool stuff, and I really like her a lot.

  • So go tell her.

  • Thank you for making me feel confident that also, by the way, I am so excited that Morgan is officially living here in L.

  • A.

  • Closer to us, I've always wanted a sister, and, uh, just so excited.

  • I hope we didn't scare her off.

  • Maybe a little bit.

  • All right.

  • I'm gonna go eat.

  • I'll see you guys next time.

  • Bye.

  • He's a little little face, you know?

  • Yeah.

You look sure He looked like he sees death.

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