Thegamesomuchdifferentwhen I havethefilter's turnedoff.
It's probablyeasierforyouguystowatchathomeaswell.
It's fine.
Heboughtsomebeer.
Everybodybyhisbeer.
I'd love a beer.
rightnowifitcould.
Okay, thephoneisdead.
That's a terriblefuckingsign.
Okay, now I'm gettingverynervous.
What?
Oh, no.
Isthatthedoorthatwasalwayslocked?
Justopened, I think.
Hello, Butthisislocked.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I'm fuckingnervous.
Christ!
WhattheHolyshit.
Thatscaredthecrapoutofme.
Oh, myGod, Thatwasawesome!
JesusChrist!
Therewassominimalisticbutsoeffective.
Thefactthat I wasjustdoingregularshitallthetimeandthefact I knewwhatthedoorsoundedlikewhentheyopened, I wentthroughandeverytime I wascheckingthatdoor, andthentheonetimethathadopened a newbadge, itwasgonnahappen.
Thatwasfuckingawesome.
Oh, God.
Jesus.
I'm gonnahave a heartattack.
I havenightmaresthat I shitmypantsif I haven't already, theygotOh, that's reallynice.
That's mygirlfriend.
Likegirlfriendsinhere, Everybody.
That's myclaimtofame.
She's a bigfriendoftheirgames, though, sothat's awesome.
Oh, man.
OK, thatwasgreat.
Okay, I needtogoget a drinkbeforethenextone.
Jesus.
InJuly 1991 a groupofhikershappenedupon a garbagebycontaining a videotapeandsomearticlesofclothingandspringfor a statepark.
Afterviewingthefootage, theyturnedintothelocalpolice, believingittobe a pranklimited.
Oh, let's readitall.
Thisone's calledtheRiversideIncident.
Holyfuck!
I thoughtthatwasreallyfor a second.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, alreadyfuckinghatethis.
Whyam I sogoddamnslow?
Okay, OK, whatever.
We'refine.
Myleg's notworkorsomething.
Whatisgoingon?
I gotthisstyle.
It's soscary.
P m 6 25 1989 Hello.
I couldonlymovesoslowly.
That's awesome.
Godfuckingthefactthat I'm solimitedinwhat I canseeanddoisfreakingmeoutalready.