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  • there are a few certain truths in this world.

  • We're all gonna die.

  • Um, we all have to pay taxes on Joe, except the guy's brain is greater than or equal to stink.

  • So let's play a game that's designed to trick the brain, because maybe that will be a quiz that I can actually do because my brain works differently than everybody else's game called Brain Out.

  • And I think it's like the impossible quiz that it's trying to trick me into picking certain answers because it says, find the biggest one now the screen would dictate that that apple right there you see that beautiful apple that that's the biggest one, but no watermelon.

  • Biggest one.

  • Thank you very much.

  • You're very accomplished.

  • How many docks?

  • How many dukes?

  • What?

  • How many ducks in this picture?

  • How many dogs does it take to screw in a light pole?

  • Wait, one of those is not a doc.

  • That's it.

  • Doesn't chicken one do grieve Or of Isaac 7899 I'm telling you, this is the This is the game that helps my brain.

  • All right, might be a Children's game, and I might be full of colorful beautiful pictures.

  • But you know what?

  • That's fine.

  • Who is the tallest one I want to see?

  • Giraffe drafts are pretty tall.

  • Have you seen a giraffe?

  • They're not short nights.

  • You think giraffe to make fun of each other as well as God.

  • Look what Gereb baldy over there.

  • Not even 19 feet tall.

  • He's on your stupid 12 0 what a dumb ass.

  • Um, it could be the sun.

  • Like which air you say.

  • Which one's the highest?

  • It's the sun.

  • The sun is the tallest in the sky.

  • Can you find out the different one?

  • God is one of these.

  • Have less seeds in the other one.

  • Okay, hold on.

  • They all look the same to me.

  • I don't have to count.

  • See this one?

  • This one?

  • This one?

  • This one.

  • This one.

  • This one?

  • What?

  • Click everything.

  • It's none of them.

  • Oh, I can move them.

  • Oh.

  • Oh, God.

  • Um, there is a house.

  • I hate my chunky fingers.

  • There a beautiful rectangle.

  • You're welcome.

  • Oh, I thought I had to make a note of all the shapes he could just cut off a part of the square.

  • Elongated.

  • I hate this game.

  • How many triangles are in a Pentagon.

  • 123456 six.

  • Okay, 78539 Okay, in a pentagram and friends about.

  • Okay, five.

  • But that's not what you're telling me.

  • And that's not gonna be the answer.

  • That's in the Pentagon, not a pentagram.

  • That's the signs of it.

  • Not how many triangles, Aaron it.

  • Oh, I see.

  • So is 1 to 3 on the top.

  • 4566 And all the weight know that middle one at the bottom is not one.

  • So 1234567 89 I already tried nine, though.

  • I mean, I could just keep guessing until I get the right one.

  • I feel like that's cheating, though, because it's all the other ones that intersected.

  • Make different triangles.

  • Find out the largest fire.

  • Okay, I'm just taking all of them clearly is not gonna work, so I'm going to stack them.

  • There we go.

  • Create the biggest fire.

  • Yes.

  • OK, what's the number under the park to care nine.

  • I'm so smart.

  • I brain Lee.

  • Good.

  • Don't you even worry about it?

  • What Merrick would you give for this game full?

  • Merck's.

  • That's cheating rate.

  • Our game.

  • Come on, gays.

  • Silly right now.

  • Okay, wake up.

  • The old work Upton work.

  • Gonna shake the tree.

  • They put the sun over him.

  • Surely that's got wet.

  • Kipper.

  • Oh, because it's Oh, I get it.

  • So needs to go away because I always come out at nighttime.

  • They're not Turn out.

  • Oh, my God, I can see Can you see my head Getting bigger?

  • Can you see my head getting larger as the game goes on Big stretch brain It might explode from too much stink.

  • One plus 2 21 to put 3 36 3 plus 4 43 4 plus five.

  • Okay, this one is being an ass 45 No.

  • 50?

  • No.

  • Okay, so two plus three, it should be OK.

  • And I'm not the best mathematician here.

  • Should be five.

  • So the 1st 1 is the last one, and then the second tower.

  • And then the 1st 1 The next one, then is the last Last 12 times three is 66 times six is 36.

  • So four plus five is nine.

  • Nine times nine is I don't know, 81.

  • Okay, that doesn't wait.

  • Am I overthinking this?

  • My three answers.

  • Just 90 I'm gonna throw my phone at the wall.

  • It's coming right past your face.

  • You better watch out.

  • You better be careful.

  • I go fruits from left to right.

  • Then tap the hexagon, circle and rectangle.

  • Okay.

  • He's trying to trick me and say to top all the top ones, but that other almost not a fruit.

  • It looked like a potato.

  • And I know about that.

  • You have to win the game.

  • Okay?

  • I'm circles, so I'll go.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, No matter where I go, I lose my move.

  • One of these.

  • Come on.

  • Surely I could move one of these aren't I Didn't click that.

  • Anything hidden around.

  • Can I change the game at all?

  • Okay.

  • Damn it, Zoe.

  • So I can top with two fingers at once.

  • Ah!

  • Oh, I'm gonna kill this game.

  • Find the chick.

  • Okay, Clearly, it's not any of you, haystack.

  • You all on top of each other, then make a chick.

  • Um, there Do do the good loving make a chick.

  • You guys are chicks.

  • It worked.

  • I just had to shake the egg out of them.

  • I don't want to find the darkest color on the screen.

  • it's It's the black on the white text can.

  • For me.

  • This ain't my first rodeo.

  • Okay?

  • I've done quite a few of these games before.

  • Haven't been very good at any of them.

  • What?

  • I've done the count, the numbers of hairs.

  • Oh, come on.

  • I don't wanna have to count this.

  • I'm gonna go cross eyed look, and I wonder three horror.

  • My 33.

  • Damn, It could pull his hair off.

  • He only has three.

  • I was close.

  • I was very close.

  • I need to stop playing this game.

  • So seriously, I need this up.

  • Doing exactly what it tells me to do.

  • I need to start using the power off the mine on.

  • The easiest way of getting to the mind is to start taking clothes off.

  • Everyone knows the quickest way to the head is through the chest.

  • Hope the baby docking Drinkwater.

  • Okay, so tonight, Tonight.

  • Okay.

  • Yeah.

  • There.

  • Drink.

  • That wasn't so hard.

  • All right.

  • See, it's working already.

  • I want to say it's to wait.

  • Oh, God.

  • What?

  • Okay, Nothing else moves.

  • So where do I put this?

  • Ah, yeah.

  • I was gonna say it's too, but I couldn't take into and I made it too clearer.

  • Okay.

  • Find something you can eat.

  • I can eat all of this.

  • If I'm brave enough, you can eat anything you want.

  • Eat the table each.

  • Your dad doesn't matter.

  • You shouldn't, but okay, Clicking on all of them.

  • Purity isn't gonna work.

  • So we turned it into meat.

  • Very good.

  • Very clever.

  • I got animals.

  • They're having a sport meeting.

  • You know, as they do classic animals.

  • Bunny, monkey and pony are racing.

  • Now help Bonnie to win.

  • Go Bunny start.

  • Okay.

  • Can I kill these?

  • I want to kill something.

  • You just have the tap really fast.

  • OK?

  • You're about to see the fastest fingering in the West.

  • Damn it, Joanie.

  • I got it.

  • I could do that.

  • But now we need up.

  • No need 1/3.

  • There we go.

  • And play finger twist from before.

  • Good.

  • Three fingers.

  • I'm a legend.

  • I'm the greatest quizmaster the world has ever seen.

  • Help!

  • Where's my ring?

  • Um, is it in the dog food?

  • Give the dog food to the dog.

  • The dog will eat that, and then we're gonna find your ring inside his asshole.

  • I still don't feel smart enough.

  • I don't feel biggie Brain Lee.

  • Enough.

  • So it's time to put on the XO specs owes.

  • This is going to make me big lease merit.

  • Help the draft to eat the apple.

  • There you go, Mr.

  • Draft it up.

  • No smoking.

  • Okay.

  • Can I just put it out?

  • No, no.

  • If we combine our forces together Wait, the thing you went out.

  • Yeah, I put out my finger.

  • That hurt a lot.

  • Putting three coins into piggy bank.

  • How many coins are there now?

  • I don't know.

  • I can't see inside.

  • Piggy, you what?

  • Okay.

  • Put the coins in you go now.

  • Smash piggy.

  • There's 123456789 10 11 12 30 40 50.

  • 15 Coins inside.

  • Mr Pig.

  • That's 25 because my fingers are also Mr Pig.

  • So hungry.

  • Make something to eat.

  • I'm just gonna go out on a limb here because I have my glasses are now.

  • So I'm very smart and say that the moon is going to be a banana and I can peel it or not.

  • There.

  • Eat, eat, eat The banana is a banana moon.

  • Come on.

  • I need to be right about this.

  • I have no idea What's happening?

  • What is going on there?

  • Eat the painting.

  • I made egg.

  • Ah, Hole, eh?

  • I told you guys moons are banana eggs.

  • God, If only you weren't a stupid as I waas 10 minutes ago.

  • What is the minimum courts needed to cook a circle into eight equal parts?

  • I know this because I love pizza on that is four.

  • Okay, eat.

  • Uh, that's my answer.

  • He ties my answer.

  • Oh, it's one because you can fold it.

  • You said a circle.

  • You didn't say a circle of paper.

  • How am I supposed to know that?

  • Come on, You're withholding information from me.

  • No, I'm not the dumb one anymore.

  • It's the game.

  • It's all the game's fault.

  • It's the lag.

  • How money?

  • At's.

  • Okay, so I said seven, and that's clearly wrong.

  • Can you do anything with this rock double tap?

  • Okay, so let's I I got an idea.

  • Look at this.

  • How many ants?

  • One.

  • I made a one.

  • There's only one end.

  • Dammit.

  • Conduct the ritual conduct a circle ritual Stand around some in the rock God, someone rock n roll.

  • Jesus consuming in the rock.

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • That so many more ants.

  • One do the or 10.

  • 17.

  • Okay, not 177.

  • Let's go.

  • Let's not go too crazy.

  • I keep failing some of these because the game introduces new mechanic.

  • Suddenly you're able to hold the screen.

  • Suddenly you're over the top.

  • Two things at once in Europe.

  • Zoom.

  • I need to keep that in my brain.

  • How the phone works.

  • I need something else to make me smarter.

  • A hat.

  • Ah, hot makes everyone smarter.

  • Everyone knows this.

  • You know what?

  • Just just in case two hats or you're not gonna beat me this time, find out the rule on write down the answer.

  • Okay, circles the triangle Thio.

  • Okay.

  • Seven 12356 four.

  • Mmm.

  • Just as I suspected.

  • It's nine.

  • I don't know why it's nine, but it's nine.

  • I think that was binary on.

  • I don't know binary, but with enough hats, I will.

  • Another hot enters the fray.

  • Okay, three hats Come at me.

  • Game Come out my brain.

  • Tap the border fly above the texts.

  • I don't I don't see a butterfly above detects.

  • Okay.

  • You're telling me that I'm wrong?

  • I'll take that one.

  • That I want that one.

  • No.

  • Okay.

  • Secret hidden border fly somewhere.

  • I can't move this butterfly, but eventually I'll get it.

  • Don't worry.

  • Oh, don't you even worry about me.

  • I've got three hats.

  • I know exactly what I'm doing.

  • Zoom on the screen.

  • Zoom, zoom everywhere.

  • Double tap, everything.

  • Tap all of it.

  • I'm tap above the tanks on the border.

  • Play at the same time.

  • What do you want from me?

  • Mm, used my tip.

  • I contract text.

  • See, Using a hint is also part of my big brain strategy.

  • If I If I use my head to figure out that the tips are they, that's how we do it.

  • That's how a smartly Oh, this game doesn't even know what it got itself in for.

  • With four hats, please turn on the fan.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • No.

  • Okay.

  • Is this easy?

  • Guys, this is the easiest one so far.

  • Okay?

  • Just spend the fan.

  • Just you go, Mary.

  • I did it.

  • I connected it with my brain.

  • Find eight animals.

  • Even ent a cricket.

  • A creepy bear.

  • Butterfly Bird, Bird cloud.

  • The cloud is raining, which means the water is dropping on the ground.

  • The worm comes out and the lady is an animal Of course she is.

  • See, we didn't know it was actually a badger in disguise.

  • You would know this if you had his money hats as I do.

  • Who do you want to play?

  • Brain are together.

  • Oh, lover, Let's share to him slash her Now stop getting weird and kinky brain out, baby Fall asleep.

  • I'm going to say tactics just don't work.

  • There you go.

  • I'm not him in the head with a ball You hit him hard enough in the head with the ball.

  • You go to sleep, hit a hit him, Keep poking the baby poking the baby Don't fall asleep Eventually get rid of this year's get I don't know what I'm doing I'm not a father This clicking the baby doesn't do anything So something tells me that there's a secret in this baby Can I turn the baby?

  • The baby Making those I just shake my phone If I shake my phone the baby will fall asleep Goo goo gaga Turn it, turn it sideways I don't know what to do.

  • Okay, I just watched an ad for that baby because all of my hats are not helping.

  • What's the answer?

  • Hold your device top to bottom.

  • On this way, your device gently into the baby falls asleep.

  • I did that.

  • I I tried.

  • Wait, What?

  • I did this already.

  • I watched an ad for a baby to go to sleep.

  • Okay, It's fine.

  • A cliche question.

  • Who would you save?

  • Your mom or your girlfriend?

  • Saved Both.

  • Aah!

  • I have two fingers.

  • Drive the car to the road sign.

  • Okay?

  • Okay.

  • Carrie's gonna crash.

  • Explosion.

  • Everyone's dead.

  • Got it.

  • So how do we get rid of you?

  • Um, why can I move this?

  • Does that work?

  • I can move.

  • What?

  • Ah, because I had to move the thing out of the way to get son out to melt the ice cube on the road so we could get to my carriage.

  • Gets a roadside at the end of it.

  • I knew it all along because of all the brain I have how to eat carrots.

  • Okay, I have a clock.

  • Okay.

  • I killed.

  • What if we just bring the carrot to him?

  • I knew it.

  • When all my hats my hats are falling off.

  • I can't.

  • What about my brains?

  • I need I need the smartness.

  • Okay.

  • Smartness comes at the price off great fashion.

  • There you go.

  • I knew it!

  • I knew I'm so brainiac.

  • Now what?

  • Three numbers add up to 12.

  • All of them.

  • Thank God my brain.

  • It's all over.

  • I've lost my brain to Stinky.

  • I thought that adding hats upon hats would show the world her smart That I really am.

  • I thought that I could fake it.

  • I thought that I could force it once a stink Always a stink brain.

  • Wherefore art thou go?

  • Where is the line?

  • Go off watching my video Hope the jury liked it.

  • And I hope that you learned something here today.

  • I learned that you can never trust on anything in the world.

  • And you have so much of billionaires to play a game for free and mobile device these days.

  • Thank you.

there are a few certain truths in this world.

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