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  • you stay safe too.

  • By Pope Francis.

  • Everyone, welcome to another episode of tonight Show at Home Edition signing.

  • But, uh, thank you for tuning in.

  • I want to make a little cozy, Have you in my home.

  • So this is a little you get for you guys.

  • If you practice, you go and let everything cozy.

  • Then that's what I'm giving you.

  • Um, guys, we're at Day 13 of this self quarantine on.

  • I just want to thank you all for doing your job and staying at home.

  • I know we don't get enough.

  • Thanks for doing this stuff.

  • So I'm behalf of my family.

  • Just want Thank you so much for staying at home and doing your part.

  • We're gonna get through this.

  • Um, I also want to thank everyone for watching and all the great feedback that we've been getting from doing these shows.

  • I think I read all these different charitable things have been happening.

  • It's fantastic.

  • Yashar Ali, I saw on Twitter teamed up with Robin Hood, too created Go fund me so that servers can get paid even though they don't have jobs.

  • Good for you.

  • I love you Did that, Daniel, whom?

  • Who's a great chef and a guest on our show.

  • Many times of the restaurant.

  • 11 Madison Park.

  • Um, I saw that he at one of the greatest restaurants in the world, got awarded greatest restaurant in the world.

  • As of today in New York City, it's a soup kitchen.

  • That is awesome.

  • Eso props to you, Chef.

  • Whom?

  • And everyone at the 11 medicine part team.

  • That is awesome, what you're doing and people are seeing and hearing that you're doing it.

  • So thank you.

  • Um, we have a great show tonight.

  • We have Nile Horn on the show.

  • His new album, Heartbreak Weather is out, and it is number one.

  • Okay, now, that's awesome.

  • Um, this is his charities work with meals on Wheels, Meals, meals on wheels America dot org's.

  • Thank you for drawing this, Winnie.

  • I appreciate that.

  • Um uh, it's an amazing charity, and we'll get into that with Nile.

  • Andi, talk to him later in the show.

  • But right now I want to start the show with the new thing we're gonna do, because everyone is quarantine right now.

  • And some of this stuff you're doing online is, uh, funny.

  • And so we've seen some funny videos.

  • And I'd like to show a couple my favorites that I've seen either on tic tac or from Twitter or Facebook or wherever we found Instagram.

  • It's called What are you doing Wednesday?

  • We'll try to pick our favorite three and show them every Wednesday because we're all stuck at home.

  • What are you doing?

  • What are you doing home?

  • This 1st 1 this'll guy.

  • He understood the rules of self quarantine.

  • And that's awesome that he did that, but he still wanted have a little party.

  • So check this out, Tinti.

  • Thank you for coming.

  • T T T teen.

  • Thank you.

  • Attention, guys.

  • Teen 17 tinting.

  • Cheers.

  • Cheers to you.

  • But our next up this one I loved this kid just turned 21 okay?

  • And he obviously couldn't go to a bar to celebrate that.

  • He turns when you can.

  • Now drink.

  • So his parents turned their house into a club club.

  • Quarantine is Dad played the bouncer and his mom is the bartender.

  • Check this out.

  • Your first birthday.

  • It's our policy.

  • So you're wait.

  • Couldn't be cool.

  • Our last one here is called Poor Jennifer.

  • You might have seen this it zoom meeting that people are doing together, by the way I'm doing as well.

  • I've never heard of the word Zoom two weeks ago, and now I'm doing it all day long.

  • My kids Aaron Zoom meetings.

  • My wife is in.

  • I'm in zoom meetings were Just do me all the time, right when you're zooming.

  • Okay.

  • I told you not to talk.

  • You can talk to a in Jimmy.

  • Okay, s.

  • So, uh, but it was This is a zoo meeting.

  • And the boy watch the one girl tries to sneak off to the bathroom and watch what happens.

  • I'm told that our profession are one of the only professions that David would like.

  • We can never get involved with a former client ever, regardless of how long it's been versus, like some of their professions, say, a few years or whatever.

  • I think it really depends on just like the ethical standards of a profession.

  • And in reality, I've heard that social worker kind of trust very high standards and and like good standards in terms of things and that often times people don't like people off other professions Don't have one.

  • What happened?

  • I saw nothing.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Jennifer poor Jennifer.

  • Oh, my gosh.

  • Jennifer, if you're watching, I just gotta say, that is honestly amazing.

  • And you made a lot of people smile from that video.

  • So, honestly, I know it's probably embarrassing, but, man, Oh, man, we need it right now.

  • So thank you very much for that.

  • That is What are you doing?

  • Wednesdays?

  • Now it's time for the model.

  • Hi, everyone.

  • Welcome to the Tonight Show at Home Edition.

  • Well, you guys, it's Wednesday.

  • Or is this now known?

  • Flattened?

  • The Hump day was that this is what many people in isolation are now cutting their own hair.

  • Which means pretty soon every guy's gonna like that dude from Tiger King, where that the most important thing you can do in isolation is keep a normal routine.

  • For instance, I wake up, it's six AM I work out a shower, eat breakfast, I watch TV and play with my kids.

  • I ate lunch and then at 7 a.m. I spend the next 10 hours screaming into a pillow.

  • Uh yep.

  • The boredom is really starting to set in for the first time in my life.

  • When I downloaded an app, I actually read the terms and conditions.

  • As you can hear you, thank you.

  • Where the parents were trying to figure out their kids.

  • APS are educational.

  • Here's how you can tell if they never opened the AB.

  • It's educational.

  • Uh, here's some good news.

  • China, Justin s.

  • They're lifting the lock down of the Wuhan on April 8th.

  • Yes, President.

  • She said he wants China back open for Passover.

  • Check this out.

  • I heard that.

  • Thank you guys.

  • Check this out of her that both Keith Urban and John Legend held free virtual concerts online.

  • Or maybe that's just in urban legend.

  • There's no audience here, but I somehow heard 300 people groaning.

  • Finally, this pretty amazing.

  • A research drone caught an overhead shot of a blue whale sneezing.

  • Even more impressive, the Dolphin Ekstrom who yelled, Damnit, Carl!

  • Sneeze!

  • Dear Flipper, That's our mount along everybody.

  • Hey, I had the opportunity to interview a man, Niall Horan, who has a new album called Heartbreak Weather on.

  • He told me all about that and some other stuff.

  • So here's nine horn.

  • Yea yeah, I love you know I love you, but it's so good to see a man Thio going, that's It's going well, It's just It's so interesting.

  • What were times strange, strange times.

  • But we're very buddy.

  • I'm sitting in my apartment in London.

  • Oh, my gosh.

  • Thank you so much for calling in and zooming in.

  • I didn't know how much zooming I'd be doing, but I'm zooming every day now.

  • Yeah, it's crazy.

  • I've never assumed in my life, But here we are, just a couple of rumors a couple of years.

  • What have you been doing?

  • Thio?

  • To keep your time while you're staying home.

  • I've just been a sat in this position.

  • A lot of piano got to retire here on.

  • I've just been sitting on a rock.

  • A couple of tunes, Uh, definitely finding the relatively hard to get motivated when all I could do was sit in my living room.

  • Um, but rot your tunes been doing about cooking for cells?

  • Ah, I'm know what really bad knees and I've never run before.

  • I ran that about 15 King this week.

  • Just doing five runs in the park of my own every day, Uh, just to get over the house.

  • And that's not general lounging.

  • Looks like you're having a lot for more funding May you try.

  • I'm trying to Yeah.

  • I don't know if I could do that much.

  • Exercise our bread pass out.

  • What?

  • Meet with the quarantine.

  • The quarantine nickname.

  • You know, this is It's a mean.

  • It's it's a It's a feeling.

  • Plus what you ate.

  • Is that what it is?

  • I will.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • I've heard about this.

  • Yeah, I've seen this yesterday.

  • Okay.

  • So I'm feeling great.

  • I'm feeling happy, so I'm happy on God.

  • I had salmon for lunch.

  • Happy salmon.

  • Dude, you're not gonna believe this.

  • I swear to God, I feel happy.

  • And I had salmon for lunch.

  • My brothers were happy.

  • Seven j.

  • I can't believe this.

  • I wish I was lying.

  • I'm telling these things up this bizarre were linguine forever.

  • Man, I love you.

  • I love you, but that's so rad.

  • Oh, my gosh.

  • Hey, come on.

  • The album, by the way.

  • Uh, no.

  • Last time I talked to you, I was like, This is gonna be number one.

  • And here we are, and it is number one.

  • Congratulations on that.

  • That's Are you excited about it?

  • Where you surprised by anything or just loving?

  • Yeah.

  • I mean, it was it was a lot of fun to make a great time making it a bit of a shame that I had to release it amongst all of this, um, book.

  • Yeah, you can't win every week on DA, but, hey, I said it went to number one in the UK and early, which was huge for me on Finished Well, in the States as well.

  • So I'm Yeah, just super excited.

  • It's just a It's a weird time, but a good time.

  • Normally, you'd be, like touring and selling the album, right?

  • Uh, exactly.

  • Now that you can't do that, is it changing anything?

  • Yeah, it's changed the whole, like the rollout of the album.

  • You know, I would have been on, like the today showed on the Plaza on ST Patrick's Day, something we had planned, for instance, uh, you know, like all these different, like radio things and TV things and parents here and there and no state.

  • Then Mr Trump's, uh decided that we're putting the the border on Europe on DA and that was it.

  • And then I just had to get back and just do what everyone else is doing, but not the regular release.

  • But you know, I've done the other things.

  • You know, I've sat enough doing Instagram ladies to 50,000 people on a nightly basis and played some tunes off the album.

  • And, um, yeah, do exactly what I do.

  • What I You know, I don't normally do, but some of the different kind.

  • Like what you're doing.

  • Yeah.

  • I love the heartbreak, heartbreak, weather, and I got to see the video of you.

  • Dude, you're unbelievable.

  • I thought I know you.

  • I know you're funny, but I know a lot of people know how funny.

  • Wherever you crushed it, it was a class.

  • Yeah.

  • I wanted to, like, create some sort of character since the album was called Heartbreak, whether it was going to, like, create some sort of like Will Ferrell run Burgundy type character that I was going to roll out the track listing would do all these little, many videos about the weather and all this.

  • Uh, it went down a storm.

  • The fans love that.

  • It was I love the deal is still good.

  • It was until funny.

  • I got you.

  • I've known for a couple years now.

  • What do you got there?

  • We're gonna go see 00 sorry.

  • I got one too.

  • Have you been trying to do stuff indoors?

  • I have one, too.

  • I got a, uh this is a sandwich.

  • Yeah, I've got 60 degree wedge is just no.

  • And she put her arm on the carpet and age holding balls around the place continues.

  • You Can you Can you juggle with the body?

  • I can't.

  • Yes.

  • Oops.

  • I just lost it.

  • Yeah, that's awesome.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • I cannot do one of them.

  • That is phenomenal, buddy.

  • That is so this you're getting a little golf And even why our indoor that at home?

  • Yeah, but I thought last week it was before our lockdowns happened here in the UK Gulf was like that.

  • All right, sport to do, you know, if you want to sacrifice So you could literally walk the fairways on your own?

  • Yeah.

  • Andi did play once with the lock pounds in just because I'm not gonna run the house.

  • You know how you're working on your part A game at all?

  • Yeah, I do it.

  • But I'm a toilet roll at the end of the hallway that I've been trying to get into.

  • Would you like to say he Really?

  • Yeah.

  • E right, e.

  • I need to put you somewhere, you know, put you on a book here in the whole way up there at the very end.

  • How long?

  • How far away is that?

  • Spokes?

  • It's what you thought.

  • Your feet.

  • Have you been able to draining it?

  • Do you have a go on it?

  • Oh, please try.

  • This would be fantastic if this is a war of this horrendous television.

  • No, this is fantastic.

  • TV way, Way too good a guy.

  • Have to.

  • Steve, say this.

  • Get this.

  • But I love it.

  • Ooh, Yeah, look, does that That was too hard, right?

  • God.

  • What?

  • What are you hitting it into?

  • A cup?

  • It was like a toilet roll down the end of the room.

  • Ah.

  • Ah!

  • Put a potato roll down here.

  • Oh, I get That is genius, buddy.

  • Uh, hey, I want to say everyone that's come on.

  • Our show has a charity that we'd like to promote, and and, uh, talk about yours is ah, meals, meals on wheels America dot org's my daughter.

  • Do that.

  • Um, she's done a great job.

  • Thank you very much.

  • Uh, I love meals on wheels, but please explain to everyone.

  • What?

  • What isn't?

  • What's your connection to meals on wheels?

  • Was it something that you know?

  • I'm getting into it.

  • I'm gonna work the luckier also.

  • Obviously, that's the American version.

  • But I'm gonna try and work a lot also, especially in these times.

  • Um, these uncertain times with this charity because dharma seekers meals on wheels all over America isn't it was over Ireland, UK, wherever you are.

  • I hope so.

  • The most vulnerable people right now are the elderly.

  • They can't leave their homes.

  • If you're over a certain age, you're told to completely stay inside like my grandmother France, and she's 89.

  • My family members are talking to her through the window on their phone, on dhe, stuff like that.

  • So people like her are just the elderly in general, uh, there so they can get food brought to them.

  • The most vulnerable looked after Andi literally means and ways and people are dropping males at doors on Think it's very important because I have the means to go down in the elevator on my one time I go out a day is to go to supermarket.

  • Some people don't have that, so I think Bill's and wins America's huge showed up.

  • Yeah, I love it.

  • I love it shows that that's fantastic.

  • And I think, uh, it's a lot of people are going to donate to that tonight.

  • Uh, thanks to you, I appreciate that.

  • The other thing.

  • First of all, I I reached out to you just to say, Hey, if you want to even stop by or do anything on the show, I'd love to have you.

  • You immediately got back to me.

  • Thank you for doing that.

  • And then you also said you perform something.

  • So you're gonna perform for us later in our show?

  • Yeah, of course.

  • No, I love what you're doing.

  • I've watched every night last night song from what?

  • Mom loved I I'm trying, buddy.

  • It's been fun, fun to see the girls and non saying stuff has been ready.

  • Funny on what any good?

  • What do you play for us tonight?

  • And later on, I would say song off my album called Dear Patients.

  • Um, I just thought I just It's an album track.

  • Well, I just thought it's very relevant right now because I wrote it at a time when I needed to be patient and if anyone expectation right now, it's almost Yeah, the song.

  • The song is basically me writing a letter to the feeling of patients, you know?

  • Come on, let's go for a drink.

  • We haven't spoken in a while, so I feel like we could all we can all, uh, it's very relevant right now.

  • So we can All their intentions are heartbreak.

  • Weather is the name of the album.

  • Uh, Niall Horan, you're You're a good man.

  • And thank you so much.

  • I can't wait to play golf with you outside.

  • We will do this one day way.

  • Congrats on the number one record.

  • We love you.

  • But thank you so much.

  • You're a great mind.

  • Thanks very much.

  • See you soon.

  • See?

  • And now it's a performance from his new album, Heartbreak.

  • Weather Singing Dear Patients, It's Nile Horn.

  • The patient's share pressure Wait, You don't need me.

  • Just me in the stars.

  • Hey, you show your face.

  • Can you see that?

  • I'm actually hear what I'm saying Saying that for 25 Good.

  • I'm in here saying, Dear patients, if upon my heart can you keep a promise situation It was like a mountain that's been me no conscience from being honest.

  • If you like, You don't even know just me and starts.

  • Hey, can you show your face?

  • You see, You know what I'm saying?

  • Say, hey, he's a fall to five going on, you say, in a way.

  • No way.

  • Uh uh.

  • Whoever you may be No, no, A share.

  • Jane, Let's go that way.

  • Stay safe, My friends.

  • Thank you so much for watching either on YouTube.

  • Thank you.

  • You too.

  • Thank you.

  • NBC, please donate meals on Wheels America dot or GE.

  • This is really going to help a lot of people.

  • Thank you so much.

  • Wash your hands.

  • Don't touch your face.

  • I will see you tomorrow.

  • Thank you guys so much.

  • Yeah.

  • Yes.

  • Okay.

you stay safe too.

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