and welcome to MINECRAFT

with jackpespes *wow sfx*

jack: jackspespes??

Felix: hold on jack, theres something right there behind you

Jack: Wait what?

Felix: Oh my god don't look behind you. Jack: Is it- Is it enderman?

It's Enderman!

KILL!

Jack: But wait wait wait I don't need-

oh.

Felix: Last episode, we built-

You may have noticed it's a little different,

And that's because maybe someone accidentally reset the whole map

And we just-

We're back now, it doesn't matter!

*pewds laugh*

Jack: I didn't do it!

I don't even have access to this world :(

Pewds: No one thinks you-

Jack: I just- I just live in it.

Pewds: Should we just, like go and explore a new world?

See like what we can ha- find?

Like is there village next door,

Is there like-

Jack: OHHH I WANNA KIDNAP SOME PEOPLE (gEt iN tHe bOAT)

I wanna raid a village

I wanna steal all their stuff

I NEED POTATOES

Felix: Well then we need boats

And pOtAtOeS

Jack: I'm Irish, I can't play Minecraft unless I have potatoes

Felix: My god- Your health Jack it's- it's deplenishing

You- you're losing health Jack

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

We need to find potatoes soon

Jack: stop it jellin-skew freak (??)

(these two fight like children)

Felix: oh we got mushrooms, that's cool

Jack: And you found them on the- on the ground

This is dark wood, have you found these in Minecraft yet?

(RIP cow)

Jack: IM NOT THAT FAR BEHIND

Felix: Have you found these dArK wOOd oAk tREES, jack?

Jack: That's- that's epic

PUMPKEENS

Have you found pumpkins yet?

Yeah

Jack: I don't know if you found pumpkins yet

Felix: Yeah I found PUMPKINS

POMPKINS... are pretty dope

Dude, we can make a pumpkin farm now

Jack: Also people are pointing out last episode you called a chicken a sheep

Felix: yeah,c...I *awkard silence

Jack: I don't know how your brain works

I D O N ' T K N O W E I T H E R

Jack: Doesn't even work.

Felix: I don't think so

Felix: help Jack: oh no

We need dogs

Felix: Yeah let's go find dogs, bro

Jack: People are so excited for Sven and Sam to meet

Felix: Oh ma gawd

we can- we can find them again, in this world

(how many animals has pewds killed)

Jack: but it's not the same tho...

Felix: ITS THE SAME ITS EXACTLY THE SAME

Jack: THOSE ARE FAKE

We should probably just go to sleep again, I just realized

Jack: Aw... I'm all the way in the deep dark woods!

Felix: That's what you get-

Jack: Slenderman is going to come and eat me :(((((

Felix: Oh god I'm sleeping all alone TT

How- I can't fall asleep without my friend Jack

AHHHHH CREEPER (aw man)

DUDE GOD OUCH (poor jack)

I can't fall asleep without you Jack go to sleep

Jack: I'm trying *pained laughter*

Felix: I can't sleep without you Jack ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jack: Can you actually not fall asleep? Felix: Oh gawd they can see I went to creative mode to recreate what we did last episode

oh gawd

Jack: Oh no DE SECRET

Felix: DE SECRET IS OUT

delete chat

*wheezing laughter* Oh no

Wait, I keep typing

IS THAT YOU

Is that you right here?

Felix: *le gasp* sleep, sleep with me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jack: Did you see me?

Felix: Yes

Jack: Hi Felix: But my eyes are so tired

Jack: because we have a double bed, we have to say "no homo" before we go to sleep

Felix: no-

Hey it's pride week, I'll go homo, it's okay

YEAAAAH

That's what I like to hear

Some days you gotta go full homo for your bros

Felix: ok

Jack: Okay, I eat now because I sleep and I work up quite appetite

Felix: You work appetite?

Jack: I do

Hey look at you Mr. Zombie, you dying coz of fire, SUNSHINE

Felix: Dude that's not cool bruh

Jack: Sorry I'm just so excited to be playing Minecraft

I've never played this game before

*le gasp* Oh my god

I found two horsies (joergen #4 and #5 lol)

Jack: wait where?

Felix: What is your horse name?

Jack: my horse's name is Finnbarr

FINNBARR AND JOERGEN HAS BEEN FOUND

Jack: I like how you immediately already know that I've named my horse

Felix: Of course

Jack: It's a 2014 Let's Play

You cannot play Minecraft without naming your horse, get out of here

Jack: no

Where are they?

They're over here

Jack: Can I bunny hop in Mincraft?

Felix: There's one hanging in the back of *inaudible*

I tHiNk tHeRe'S tWO

TWO MORE

THERE'S T H R E E

OHH MY- AW I WANT THE ONE WITH THE YELLOW HAIR

Yellow? There's yellow-

WHAT THAT'S AWESOME YOU CAN'T HAVE THE BLONDE ONE THAT'S A SWEDISH JOERGEN

Or we can both have one (felix is nice boi)

OH THE TREE

DE TREE