I'm a janitor at saying It's very clean match.

What's up?

Everyone?

My name is and today we're reviewing people that are mad life.

Yes, I am wearing a beret mad mad at my daughter's school.

It's medieval day.

Everyone else were distant princess dresses or homemade night constant.

This kid marches to his own drum, playing doctor mad like it's crazy.

A young man Land makes me proud.

Been at a wedding old day, all my sister's boyfriend has done.

It's Photoshopped picture of my head looking and send them to me.

What if his head is actually that large?

That would be truly mad.

This is literally bad lines doing something for no reason whatsoever.

That's freaking mad, lad.

This makes me want to go out and just like either pick.

Oh, for no reason that every effort, someone cosplaying the actual convention center Man, that is definitely mad night.

Very nice, well done.

And who's to say you cannot be a convention center?

If you think about it, It's mad lands that break the norms and all the stigmas in society.

We should all be thanking man lives for us living in a society.

Thank you.

Mad lives.

Thank you.

I've just convinced my mate that the inside of a cheese grade, it's in fact, a sick new nightclub.

They have troops, hips Frick.

Where is it?

Sure.

Ditch ex.

Shall we go?

Yes, please.

Imagine being teeth in that Gaff.

Probably freaking out.

I reckon you'd have a great time.

Wow.

Seriously shortage.

I'll go.

I'm gonna say it now.

Freak A greater I don't even care.

No, that's too man, man stepping it back.

Stop, Loki.

Kinda wanna go, though.

Guy named Joey tells ill on that Tesla autopilot chimes are too loud and making up his baby.

Tesla honors Joe's request and makes a new setting that lowers a large volume Tesla name.

Is it Joey Mode?

I always knew it.

I always knew my man Neilan was a man land.

Let's put a smile on my face.

Beautiful Joe mode.

Why?

Why you named Joe Mode?

We're not Reza might be ugly, but I have good ideas.

I wore green screen shirt to picture day.

This is my I D card.

That is truly mad.

I'd like to recall the green screen shirt you wore a green shirt, you dummy dum Jesus Christ.

Some zero I Q on this fella.

Two story.

I'm flying right now, but through WiFi Oh, through WiFi That's epic.

And an app on my phone.

I'm honking the horn on my car back home to annoy my family.

Wow.

Why car honk?

It can't be Mark.

He's an airplane.

Oh, God, Mark, You're not like my WiFi on airplane dummy.

Ben Short Pier.

Oh, about reminding Ben Shapiro that he's short every 30 minutes.

That is so That's the meanest.

Luckily, I have no insecurities that anyone can harass.

Meabout.

You're stupid and poor, but I can wear lifts.

Live on Ben Shapiro live on.

If we lose, we get baptized.

If they lose, they go out drinking with us.

Are they played that like, you know, my head's That's awesome.

What is it?

The Mormon charge.

Mormon Church comes knocking.

All right.

I got you a deal, buddy.

You and me, you know the stakes are high.

Let's do it truly mad, lad.

Truly bad.

Let it took nine years to finish the joke.

I've seen this.

Your mom so lazy.

She took nine years to finish the job Richard, I salute you.

Hey, man, let's points.

I wonder when Richard decided.

You know what, seven years?

Not long enough, I think.

Eight years?

Yeah, that's when I'll do the punch line.

Not nine years.

You know, someone else is sitting on, like, nine years as well.

That, like, 40 years That's gonna be a reddit post my life.

They run society.

Deal with it.

Papers support.

Hi.

I'm PayPal's virtual agent to get started.

Slim clearly asked me a question.

I'm still learning.

So if I can help you, I'll direct you to additional research.

Is Daniel I got scammed Papal support Now.

Now it started off with all the fast food Twitter being savaged.

But now all these other corporations wants to join in your call.

911.

Help!

Help!

I'm being robbed.

900 replaces Ella Mae.

Oh, your poor.

So it doesn't matter anyway, Joke bought brownies in for all my coworkers.

Wasn't because I was being nice, but because I heard the number touring random drug test and I didn't want to be.

So unless they plan on firing the whole staff force, they better leave me the frickin load.

Damn.

Leslie Davidson crewman Mad.

I'm pretty sure that's illegal, but a man lives.

Gotta do what a man's life's gotta do to run society orbit.

Leslie is the kind of guy that would wear a beret.

Michael Reed.

So I heard at Boston Dynamics is selling their robotic dog platform.

I saw this.

They're finally selling those creepy robots that looks like they could going to sneak into your house and break your mom.

I never wanted something so bad in my entire of frickin life.

I can't stop thinking of ideas for how to make it the most terrifying thing that ever walked the Earth.

I don't know, man.

I just want to know what year they'll make it.

Kabul.

They already are spoilers.

They already are again.

I know there's a stigma to freak the Boston dynamic robot, but I will say it here to break that stigma.

I will freak it.

I will.

And you know what?

I'll go further.

I'll freak the Empire Dog Boston Dynamics Corporation.

If it's so what it takes.

If someone tried to make me dig my own grave, I would say no.

What truly mad that they're going to kill me anyway, I'd love to die the way I live.

Avoiding manual labor.

I never understood this either.

They're gonna shoot you anywhere.

What do you do?

Months will shoot me anyway.

It dig a great Okay, Just don't shoot me, Okay?

I finished grade now.

Big.

Ah, What?

He shot 2 May.

I can't believe it.

I just say no.

Gamers just say no unless they want to shoot your in your knees because I think that hurts.

I think getting shot in the niece and plus that would make digging the grave a lot harder if you're laying on the ground.

But you could still say no.

If you turn into the opposite sex for a day, what would you do?

Get the load of my no get a load of Mike freezes Then when I turned back, tried to get myself pregnant with it and see what happens.

No, Here's what you do.

Before, before you turned two women, you come Akama put the bucket bucket.

Then when your woman you like people a paper clip clop, you know?

And then you have bed bed in your stomach and then you turn back to man.

Baby.

Still stomach round, baby come out.

I'm not only mad lad, I'm also big Brain.

I said it.

I'll put child inside my body.

I don't care.

There's a stigma.

If you freaked up in school, you had to meet the teacher after class freak up more and you had to meet the principal in 2014.

I used this tragedy to go all the way up the chain of command and me George W.

Bush.

That is absolute.

Madeline.

I was expecting something about stealing the Declaration of Independence.

But I guess the meeting George W.

Bush sounds pretty lame.

Actually, I don't know why you would do that.

Public service announcement for men Boxers are not short.

You cannot wear them outside.

Don't tell us what to wear.

Teach girls not to stare.

Really?

Oh, yeah, game or girls?

Then how come you can wear bikini outside if it's not underwear?

Check explosion.

The very UNM US killer Australian comedian thinking for specifying the very un muscular Hamish Blake One's won the heavyweight category in the Mr New York State bodybuilding competition after entering a joke as he was the only competitors heavy enough to qualify.

They called me a madman.

How do these things exist then?

So confusing.

That's right.

I am adjusting my A C while I'm recording this video.

Mad Black.

She said she was thinking of leaving me.

I said, Think again.

There it is.

Someone did it.

Someone put a baby inside of man through mad lead thing.

My teacher nail his students bone to the wolf for using it in class 20 years ago.

It's still there till this day.

I like no one else did it.

After that I met the teacher was like All right, it starts with a phone next up.

I'll put a child up there.

Okay, That was a little darker joke than I meant.

Thio.

I apologize.

Vegan Atheists.

This is a Facebook group.

You have joined the public group Vegan Atheist to post picture of Jesus eating a sandwich.

You have been removed from the group their Facebook group for everything.

1,000,000,000 atheists.

Captain Marvel's re Larson, the man more diversity in Hollywood.

So fans create a petition to have a replace with the gay woman of color.

Wow, she got trolled epically.

I mean, just don't take the role.

Then I saw Captain Marvel's okay, It was a 12 hour flight and I was gonna play Minecraft, but my computer wouldn't charge on the goddamn out late, Okay?

I had nothing else to watch.

It was nearly old, Captain Marvel.

He was like I was living in a fever dream.

It was awful.

I watched it.

And the worst part in the absolute worst part of it.

What's that?

It wasn't even that.

Oh, God.

Ah, Don't watch it.

Don't make my mistake.

I got to wait.

What?

I got a tattoo.

Beautifies leg on my arm low.

Where is the tattoo s image?

Reddit Bush!

Read my name boy.

God wish if gay gay.

Oh, my God, I'm so proud.

My life.

Bravo!

Gay shit!

Gay.

Just so we're clear being caves at.

Okay, everyone wins in this mean.

Eventually there will be so many human beings that having an original thought will be equivalent to winning the lottery.

You appear to have submitted a common or under it a such it has automatically be removed.

One time I was late to practice and my coach made me run laps.

My dad was the coach in a mad my dad epic.

Ethan paid your $7.

She pulled.

Let nine.

You're Venmo balance is now seven bucks.