Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Oh, my God. Some of these look like creepy pastors. We crash to get here. No, no, no, no, no, no. I was driving. I would never sign is broken. No. Come on, man. Don't Don't pin this on me. That does not make Should I pick up this meat? Yeah. I already picked up some meat. Pick up some traps. Uh, big Foot's vegetarian. He's not, is the thing. The funny thing is, he's absolutely the opposite of that. He's like he's He's a new mega charitable. He loves meat. He shoves meat into him at every opportunity. That guy or gal before it could be a lady. That's true. It's not called Big Man. No, no, no, girl. Big quarters could have a big, big face. Can be a woman too. Or a man or anybody in between. Do you be the big God? Can you imagine if there was a monster, Kel, Big face. That's a creepy pasta, right? That's huge. Like 20 foot face looming, provided free. But that's working very small legs. Oh, my God, that's so scary. Okay, I got this game put big face in it. No, but adorable like before the flare gun scares them away. Right? You're gonna hurt him. But not that much is really tough. Wait. So how do we kill him now? Well, you gotta shoot him a lot. We got to go get more bullets. We got to go get more traps. We got to get more supplies because we do not have enough to kill him right off the bat, which is the weird. Okay, I feel like we're very under prepared for this adventure. Yeah. Yeah. Welcome to Big Foot. Okay, Follow May. Okay, Who's It's a deer. I think we don't need to get its meat right now, but you could shoot it if you want. Ah, I feel like Bambi's. Okay. For now. Dead. Okay. Thank you for your meeting. Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to play. This is a pacifist. Yeah. Poor little phase. Yeah, well, stop talking about things. Faces, man. You gotta learn. Dig for the face. Okay. Where's big ass then? Uh, Bigfoot is a big booty bitch. I found a big ass is coming. It looked like a giant deer hooves, like one of those space balls. You sit on the little rubber ones, you better but It's just your ass. It's like it's like the episode of South Park with his balls in the micro. Just going to get a little cancer, Sharon. No problem. Little cancer. Don't. Oh, God. Me Bring this. Ah, yeah. Apparently, I didn't even know that. Work music, kids, listen to these rays that might that my draws attention. Um, I don't know about that. I found little face. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, not much of a face left anymore now. Little school. That's my rap name. Little Schools girl. Yeah. You want to sling me a rap? Little skull? My name's little school, and I'm really sad. Maybe because I don't have a dad. He went out to get a pack of cigarettes, so it left me really depressed. She's just Christ, little skull schools. Got bears upon buyers. Okay, Yeah. Bars, bars, emotional bars, traffic of inside. You gotta let go. Let go, man. I'm harboring a lot of guilt. Why did you do something to your dad? I'm gonna get sent to prison, and then I'm gonna snitch on everybody. Oh, okay. All right. Sweet topical reference. Thank you. The day's time. Thank you. You want to talk about politics next. Yeah, absolutely. Uh, please, don't You Okay, So what I'm gonna do now is I'm actually going to go off. Whoa! Fox. Tom got him. No, I hit a tree, Do some ways in your bullets. We need them for big face. You know, you're kind of right kind of right about that. I really hope that someone makes a creepy pasta called Big Face. Huge fucking face. Just keep an eye out for anything that looks like any building. Any sort of like human stuff because they keep an eye out for anything that looks like Bigfoot keeping an eye out for anything big. If you see big feet, legs falls like anything peeking out. If you see, big boy, just shoot him dead for his big boy. Big boys out in the woods. Big God, if I was stocked in the wood by you know, fresh is big boy. No. Okay, It's an American first, big boy. You are fucking crazy, Autumn. Sorry. I met a frickin crazy Go get the meat. Oh, yeah. What are some identifiers for when he shows up? Like when we hear the big feet? Yeah, I hear a lot of stomping. Usually your first indicator that he's showing up is either him caving your face in for me screaming Peter me screaming or you see him approaching. That's usually an indicator that he is on the way. What if ice cream? What does that mean? Same thing he's probably right in front of you. Okay. Can he attack it any moment? Yeah, literally. Anytime. Yeah. Oh, Malcolm Pi, I'm so skilled. Get that new shit changed over the years. I can tell you for the worst. Yeah. 00 All right. So wolves actually are a thing this game. Good. I would hear I would hear wolves all the time and be like, Ah, that's just ambience Now and then I got attacked by a wolf Wolverton. I had no ankles. Yeah, exactly. Okay, too. Shelter name. I don't see a goddamn thing. I found a clue. A big faceless is his standard drink. Just drink. Well, that's a good slogan for alcohol commercials. Just drink. Yeah, man, it really is a fuck it. It's Friday, five PM Your life's going nowhere. Strange drink. Just drink. Come on. You know, nine months sober for that's long enough It's just medicine to make out a way. Yeah, it's self medication. Come on, live a little. This is horrible, by the way. I want to take this seriously. Yes, please. For the love of Jesus Christ this delightful, so far. Spooky game Not so spooking wall behind us. He's right behind us. What? Okay. All right. Okay. I'm a really big head. He I'm OK is going. I'm okay. All right. Cool, man. I, uh, grabbed me with big hands. How do I medicate? How much damage? About 1/4. Oh, you're fine. You're fine. Don't walk it off dirty. You see that tiny tick a health? That gun that was me shooting him in his big face. Yeah, I missed a lot. I did not do good there. Okay. We'll get him next time. He knows I caved under pressure. Yeah, he knows that we're wimpy is shit and that we could like we're no threat at all. That was horrifying. Yeah, I know. He's not fun. He's really unfunny. Yeah, he's the opposite of fun. He's the fun. Take her away. Yeah, he really is great hand job, man. You cannot deny that was hand jobs were like next level? Yeah. Not like big face. Big face has got big face, but little Most Yeah. No, not fun. No, no blowjob potential. There goes great with the rapper Lil Dick, though. Oh, yeah, of course. Are people glad that we're back recording together again? Is this the content? What? Oh, shit. Oh, God, Like this. Like this guy. Get in the way. God, I didn't know I had to blow the Jesus Christ right away. It's fine. I hit him with some tracking bullets. Hit him with dragon ability. Okay, you should be chasing No, no, please, Don. Why are you chasing? I don't know. All right, this if we hit him with a dragon, but we know when he's gonna come for us again, and we can lay out a trap. Ah, So what's gonna happen is we lay out traps and then we cover him with leaves. And when he charges you, you walk him over the trap. God, he'll get track. How long does he say tracked for, uh, maybe, like, two minutes, maybe two and 1/2. Well, dicks. Okay. Game plan. When he shows up, should I be firing flares or should I try and avoid and shoot. Should I? From now on, we need to start trapping him. Okay? Because if we don't trap him, we will not do nearly enough damage because we got to hit him with head shots. Uh, do bonus damage track. I don't know if that's a thing. Yeah. No, it's still there for me. He's He's up in the lake, like sitting in the lake. I don't know what he's doing in the middle of the lake. Just sitting there tonight. Big Dick is a big thumbs in his big dick. That's what we could do tightly. This video is big face. Big dick, big ass. No problem. Gonna go. Nobody. No one's going to see this. Video ties immediately. Confirmed. Commendable of you. Ooh, Nice having a first aid kit you got. I have three. Okay, I'll take this. I got it. There's nothing else here. Just drink out of here. Just write what I mean. There's always district. Just drink today. Forget your troubles. This video sponsored by Jack Daniels. Just drink. God is not a good message meant, But, hey, it's like our audiences air growing up with us. Yeah, and as as they grow up and lose the innocence of childhood. I'd like to think they can take a joke. I don't have to spell out that everything is circus. Yeah, that sarcasm, That's what it is. Just drink and run away from home. Yeah, exactly. Do you want to play this, like, serious to try to actually kill him? Yeah, I'm a game. Right. So what do you think I'm going to do? Lights out, then? Did you grab a night vision? You didn't grow up with a new grab in a region. I told you to be my teacher. If I didn't grab a knife because of your lack of information, then lights out, you fool. I have my lights on. Lights out. How do we light out Lights off? You said lights out like take your light out. Yeah. What? What is lights out mean? In Ireland? Okay. We don't say like Okay, kids, time for bed. Lights out. We just say go to fuck to sleep. All right, well, that turn your lights on or off. Just drink three kids straight. That happened during. Yeah, You gotta to think. Just drink. So what I'm gonna do, I'm actually gonna meet up this trap. I'm gonna meet it up, okay? And then we're gonna step back from it. Do you know how to sit down a trap? I have no idea how to do anything. Okay. Press Q. I have a trap, man. Okay, put it on the ground anywhere. Anywhere. Now, on it. You could see, like, take place. Meat and mass. Yeah, just ask it. Don't place me. Because when he comes at, what if he goes for that trap with meat on it? But he comes for us instead. Got you're gonna see he's gonna run straight over, and we're gonna make him run over. Okay? I like it. May have a big ass big dick, but we got big brain. We got big brain all day, all day, baby. All day. Okay, now, now, just if he actually comes here, how long did he stay trapped for? Like, uh, maybe three seconds. Good God, This game's impossible. Where the Frick is big foot. I have no idea. He's having some friends here. He's just hiding behind. It's like, Hey, guys, you're looking all right. I'ma go. I'm gonna go tinkle. All right, wait here. Okay. What goes? Well, I just got my life lt Post for to assert dominance. Cool. Good, good. Good plan. Okay. Mmm. Movies. He better not show up. Right this second when we're doing this. This is a big map in a big world we live in. It's hard to find a soul mate. I could be that. I could be The fuck is happening. I just given big face some words of encouragement. Find a soul, mate. The big bad world out there. All right. Okay, man, uhm, it didn't work. He's not here. No, no, it didn't work. All right, You just move on, then. Sure. All right, Cool. Grab your trap Will grab mine. I don't know why I didn't show up. He usually does for me, but, uh, he's not hungry. Unmask. Take me. Take. All right, moving on. We're gonna go to an unknown cave. Okay? That's that's good if he shows up right after we start moving. Oh, my God. Are you serious? Are you fucking Are you go? My God. Are you kidding me? You're kidding me, right? Oh, God. Okay, gotta get me O e. Okay. That's I swear to God that sort of thing. This game hurts. That's not a bitch. If we just waited 10 more seconds. That fucking sucks, man. Okay, I'm first aiding Alright. I tracked him. Uh, so fat lot of good. That's good. What a second Dix. What a dick hole. I can't believe that. Maybe. Okay, wait. He's coming. Lay down a trap. Laid down a track. Okay, Okay. Mask it comes. I'm gonna try to walk right over. You come from, you bitch. Come on. Right. So that he's in the mountain. How's he doing That was yet, huh? Jesus Christ. Okay. Don't step on the trail. Be baby. Oh, no, no. I might be scared. Lonely little survivor, Something with my team. My teeny hands in my tiny bones here. Oh, he's right below us. Oh, shit. He's coming. Okay, you get up. Get behind your traps. Come on, Big teeth. All right, Where is he? Because on another level, he's, like, down below us. I think we might get some pot shots. What? Where is it going? He was a big faces. He's gone completely out. You've got to be kidding me again. Still See you. Come on. Come on. Now he's gone. All right. I'm taking my trip. This is bullshit. This guy's like, I swear he could hear Mike's do tactical shovel. You love those. Me? I love. That's my thing. Always here. He's here. He's good. I'm laying out trap. He's walking away the right of us. Okay, okay. I'm laying out trapped. I'm asking. Okay, I'm ready this time. He's walking down towards the light. Good. Where is he? I'm gonna I'm gonna lead him to us. Where's your Whose city? There. All right. Okay. Oh, he's going around. He's going down. He's got the right. Where you go, we go. We go, buddy. Did I hit him? You get him? I don't know. A tree got in my way. Damn. What is this guy? I can't see the Bigfoot to through the trees. You know that? Good old saying Wait, I don't know. He's being really bizarre. I'ma take my traffic. Go. You attacking the tent? There's stuff in the tenant. I can't get to it. Open the tent. What? Do we try it? Oh, yeah. So you just go there. Oh, God. How did you get in the tent? Wait, look, Look. If you don't do this to me and in the tent you have to keep knifing it. There's a space craft was a specifically left, All for some reason. Why is it left? Oh, God. Monsters Layer would be That's something. Here's what I got. Oh, Jesus. Sneak up. Where did they go? Oh, okay. I mean, I'm inspector. I do. I don't know how to break this to you. Yeah, but your ass to split in half. No, God, no, Not again. Please, sir, May I have more? Half. That's the Oliver Twist. Prostitute Edition. Exactly. Please, pimp, can I have more ass? Okay, come on. The branches. Funny Jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes. Cross that off with a joke. Okay, Done. Alright. Okay. Next on the list is pander to audience. How do we do that? All right. Hey, guys, I love you. Wait, wait. No, I do the thing you do do the thing you do in the videos. I'm so glad you got what I was going for me. What? You think I sense you're crying? What are you doing this God, That he walked over it. But nothing happened. Trump sake. Walk. I please come this way. I'm dying. I got you. I'm dying. And I know you're not dying. Not I I don't look good. Listen, listen. Hell, you're fine. Cool. Good, great. Well, that's this is you make that much of a problem. I put that in the trap right here. He came right through it and attacked. I don't know, Ben. Statement B s. He knew we were at his monster layer, and he tried to mess with us. He did. I didn't even get a tracking bullet off on a man. That's okay. My, my my dude. My main man. I don't think we're gonna kill you. Okay, I'm gonna shoot you. If you keep up with that attitude we need to tell you. I'm sorry. You know, about PM A positive mental attitude. Yes, I do. You got it. You do it. Okay. I've been such a bad boy. Just got gonna be good. Dude, It's okay. Just go to my store by the merch. Good. Oh, yeah. I've been so bad. Oh, yeah? Are you doing? I'm very having a positive mental attitude I'm gonna do, so I'll smack you with my floppy banana. All right, here's Here's what we're gonna do. All right, So we're gonna Yes. Another maraca player. Planets. Looks like Look, listen. Shut up! First up, number two, we're going to lay out meet traps, tons of Okay, hopefully the wounds to lay the traps after the wolves don't come. If they come, there'll be more meat for the fire. I hope they come. In fact, I welcome it. Oh, Big foods. I'm all scared and alone out here in the woods. Whatever am I gonna do with all this meat? Not intro. No big face. I'm dummy thick. Oh, ask clubs. You heard for your big suite. Oh! Oh, my God! These woods, My floppy banana. Ah, God, There's so much forest to traverse. If only you could get through the forest to find my thickness. Don't be thick ass up in the club, and I like to spread my cheeks for your job. Jesus Christ. Four. Dude, my improv is off the charts right now. Yeah, no, you're above great. My monetization. It's just every word. Okay. Sensor out. Asked and replace it with Jesus. Yeah, if if also listen, could you do that as well? Please, Jesus. And you have to talk a raise and talk about real estate and finance because those are the highest CPM topics. Friendship, say replaced that. That's the word I want to be. No, I want to put my friendship in your Jesus. That's it. That's the one. That's I want to put my Jesus inside your asshole. No, no, no, no, Wait. Let's circle back. We got something. Wait, What? We kill the fox. Oh, of course. I used the meat to destroy the meat. Okay, uh, take meat. Take my trip. Cool. Well, this is working out. This is going terribly. This is about the worst I've ever. Damn. Does the fox say it was loud in the game and then you were allowed in discord. And Harris? He was loud. I want to play, uh, the new zombie mode in pub G. Oh, yeah, I hear they update. It's been so long since we played some bees I want. And that's what we did. The four of us. That was super fun. Yeah. We should get the guys together again. Rustle up the gang. Let's rustle up the game. The mystery van out. Just go fuck some ghosts. Uh huh. That's it. The dew and Scooby Doo means I don't know about that. Scooby Doo is just the name of the dog. Scooby Doo. You is his full name or Excuse me. Scooby Doo is just a stage name. Oh, God. Who would name a dog? Scooby Doo? You? He wasn't He wasn't always a dog. What, You don't know about the deep floor, Scooby Doo? No, because the original creepypasta Why? What, man let your imagination run wild is that I'm imagining all sorts of things in Hawaii. I don't make it up. I just consumed. All right? Okay, man, I I guess, all right. Cool. And it said on the internet in a video. So it's fact Scooby was, like, cursed a long time ago. And that's why they're always out solve mysteries, trying to get to the bottom of this girl. You're like, Oh, he's just a regular dog named Scooby Doo. Have you ever wondered why he's able to talk? You know, I guess I've never really considered it. It is a little weird when you think about waiting for the final episode of Scooby Doo where they finally pull the mask off Scooby himself. Oh, what? It was like Shaggy's dad all along that's that's messed up on, like, a lot of levels. Dude, I don't know if you know this. I'm a very good story. I I'm enraptured. I'm also trying to fill time because nothing has happened. What if the game actually has, like, sound sensing like it picks up your mind? Bigfoot, Bigfoot, Bigfoot, Bigfoot you mentioned? I don't know. I figure it. You mentioned it before the show. Don't mention him again. Hey, you know, I miss big foot. I miss his face. I mrs smell. Oh, my God. He actually showed. Oh, no, wait, That's impossible. Got him? Yeah, but I I'm too busy shooting. Okay? Really Trying. E o player. Claire, I'm gonna flare. Tried tracking. We go. Got him. Did I get him? I don't know. How did I miss who? Keep shooting. Yeah, I got it. Okay. I tracked him. Holy shit, That's that is that's That is wild. That's banana Sam. That in my head. I was like, What if he actually does show up e like there's no fucking way? Oh, she's coming back. What? Jesus. Holy mother off. I'm night. I'm not dying. I'm I'm laying on the ground. It says I'm dying tonight. Can I met myself? No. I'll get it. Gives you Keep shooting them. I got a list here. There you go. Now, that was my last med kit. So I am I I have two left, All right? He's all right. Oh, yes. He coming back out of my mouth Trap. May I got traps? Traps. He's coming. He's coming. Yeah. Wait. Good. Running away. 30 to 40% of them. Don't know. That's good. I am almost out of bullets. Okay. Can I drop? Well, it's for you. Uh, you know, you just focus on the shooting. Oh, all Claire, Um, I also have traps out in the woods. So if he had says he'll take I wish we could find, like, a pipe bomb. And put that that in the meat. Put that wood be great. I can see down your flare gun. There's nothing in that. What are you trying to do? Look, man, I'm out of ammo. I gotta do them. Yeah, I don't know where we went wrong, but we went really well because we were, like, Tyler that we were down to, like, a sliver of health left, and we ran out of bullets. I thought that we were gonna, like, carefully planned this one. Execute the plan very cautiously. That Yeah, that was a mistake on your part. Okay, I'm just gonna head into the forest on my own. All right, Fine. I'll be here by me. How? In the horror movies, they're always like, let's split up and it goes really well, that's our problems. They're sticking together like idiots. You're right. I think you're right about that. I think you're absolutely right. Oh, God. Uh, well What? I am dying. You're dying. What do you fell off that mountain film about that side? That's how I am Dying eyes Bigfoot. You got me Bigfoot got you. Oh, no, I see he's not coming to me. Your whole city's coming to me. Oh, God. Hold my God! Oh, I didn't see the health go down and I'm watching a cut scene. So I'm only assuming that you won Hee really got just really he really is. The whole goal was to put Bigfoot, but it turns out Bigfoot fucked us, apparently. Yeah, man, he already fucked me. He Yeah, he just not a happy person. I know he's working through some stuff. Hasn't shared days.
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