Why do you keep doing these life back videos?

Every single video gets crazier and crazier.

You're getting more and more dangerous.

At some point, you're gonna die.

And what I would say to that is today today, bitch.

Because I have a blood sport.

It's about to get Daphne.

Yes, today is going to be incredibly dangerous.

Guys, please don't do this at home.

Instead, pause this video, bringing your laptop to your mom, press play and say, Aren't you glad I'm not him?

Now, that's the perfect Mother's Day gift.

All right, so let's blow some shit up.

So this first life hack is not useful for anybody unless you're me.

And you're constantly looking for new ways to use your power drill.

I guess I could build furniture with this.

Help somebody fix their car.

Nah, fuck it.

Let's make hot dogs.

I guess we are going to be taking a hot dog, shoving it into our power drill, spinning it and then cooking it with our blowtorch.

Oh, my God.

With me, with all these tools type.

Pennington is shook.

So first we have to figure out a way to put our hot dog on our power drop things nobody's ever said before.

I left these hot dogs out all my on mayor looking fucked.

All right, so let's get out.

One of our leaders when he's struggling for use.

Actually, no pulling out my wiener would make my views worse.

People eat peas.

Why is this a J who thought made this?

Okay, It's all right.

So instead of just like shoving it on here, I guess we could try.

Well, let's see.

Oh, my God.

Have you heard of meat spin?

If you haven't, don't look it up.

But when the wiener hits your wiener when you spend your wieners so hard it flies up.

I used to pull I'm a wiener as hard as I could to make it longer way.

We need to figure out another way to do this.

I'm thinking we shove these matches inside of it.

Yeah, who can any other boys out there feel this?

Like I feel on?

Then let's shove these sticks side of our power trip for you.

There we go.

I think I did it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God!

Me with a greasy stripper.

Now She's too thin.

Okay, now, this is a bad idea.

Oh, God, I'm scared.

Oh, okay.

All right.

We're gonna do this.

I just realized that's a match is not gonna go.

Well, welcome to the O.

Oh, beautiful.

Wake up again.

Look, when her wig is, I should probably not have this over my lab.

Right way.

This'll just changed the camping game.

You know what else to change?

A camping game?

Toilet fucking bed.

Fucking not camping Fucking is staying at home.

Why do you want to live outside?

You know, homeless people are thinking when they see your rich white ass is out camping there like, Oh, that's cute.

I like sleeping on the ground.

Is that fun?

For a night now, you go back home to a warm bed.

That sounds like a fun vacation.

You also nature's gross.

What else can I blow?

Torch?

This is not gonna wait.

It's almost Easter.

I should moto Easter bunny.

I love that they make chocolate in the shapes of animals.

Me when I'm a vegan.

No, don't talk like eight.

Me really healthy.

Oh, my God.

Also fucking Texas.

Has the Easter Bunny always been in the shape of Texas when he flipped upside down and flipped over.

Conspiracy period.

Okay.

How do I set this up?

I need to set this up so I can light it on fire.

Like this is so fun and love celebrating the holidays with you guys.

Praise Lord God, This is what I would do, you know?

Just like the whole world on fire.

Rob all be like you guys.

Think you're shook.

Just get ready for this way.

Here we go.

Good bye.

Beautiful.

Beautiful rabbit door Still gonna eat.

You will probably pick you off.

123 Go!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

So beautiful.

Wow, That is not chocolate.

What the fuck is this way?

Ah, wait.

Why are you taking so long?

She has the strength of the Lord to do it right.

Die!

Hey!

When Peeta and her, she's come after you.

000 it's a bit more.

Okay, Never mind.

We're done burning it.

We're gonna get this motherfucker.

I don't have any graham crackers.

Homeless person like Oh, I'm sorry.

You can't Not fun about your graham crackers here.

Shit in a trash can I get like homeless people are so Hee just figured it out.

Don't worry.

We have hot talks.

Oh, yes, the Oh, my God.

Did I just make a new Easter Pornchai?

Oh!

Oh, my God, bitch, I just snatched her wig.

Oh, my God.

It's cooking the pop tart.

This just turned into a whole nother hat.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

All right, let's do this.

So it's smoking.

I think that would be a good idea.

Yeah, I'm just gonna stick the peeps.

At least they don't fuck up my mouth.

I mean, they fuck up my anus when you shit out of people, that makes my butt crack.

Okay, this one I'm really excited about because I've always wanted to try this, and I don't know why I never did.

This is the creature own a lot of impact using a bottle of Boyle, and now it's a motion.

Now, first I got to thinking Shane, are you holding a Coca Cola to make a statement against Pepsi?

No, I No, I'm not my biggest problem with that weird Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad.

Besides the fact that it was, like, wrong on every level.

Why the fuck was she wearing away and why did she rip her wig off?

Was that a statement?

Like, bitch?

This Pepsi is so good.

It's gonna be because I disagree.

And double fish and w could snatch my skin off.

Bitch, Leave me if I ever get spot, I'm gonna cut off my skin and w here.

OK, so basically, what you do is you rip up the label because we're not getting paid.

Then you fill up this bottle with a bunch of vegetable oil.

I don't know what vegetable oil is because oil is delicious and vegetables are all right.

So we're just going to fill this up like 3/4 full of God.

There it is.

Okay, so I just filled up the rest with water.

Now, obviously, water and oil don't mix, so it's starting to separate.

When did I become built?

I never idiot.

As you can see in the bottom water top oil.

So now we add our fun ingredients.

Let's go back over to my science station, you know, right next to the talk with money.

I lit on fire power when Bill night loses his mind.

Okay, so there you can kind of more clearly see the water in the soil.

So now we're gonna be adding in food coloring.

I was thinking we should do galaxy.

The rail back galaxy was Thank God.

I mean, whatever alien looking at the earth bird member with planets were thing dropping.

It's purple.

Who so pretty dropping its blue.

Ooh!

And now we're gonna have some glitter.

So I'm thinking we're having this peak litter.

Oh, that's not going anywhere.

Could you see that?

Living a top?

That's what we call a floater.

Now, if your poop floats its which that's another helpful hint from Bill My science guy, Okay.

Adding in gold I think I'm gonna add in these little confederates.

I got this one night at 2 a.m. On Amazon making slide.

This is when you need to start to worry about me.

Did you see the big, big clump of glitter falling?

Oh, my God.

Okay, handle greasy to open up.

This glitters or fuck it.

Now it's time for us to shake this up.

We want to get all of those beautiful colors and glitters incorporated.

Oh my God, that looks so ugly.

That looks like actual trash that that looks disgusted.

So now is the part where we're gonna add some Alka Seltzer and that, supposedly, is gonna turn it into a lot of life.

Here we go.

Something's happening.

Can you see what happened?

Wait more often.

I mean, it's still kind of fucking Looks like Pete died or you, but still look like when he creates an instagram food without even trying.

Wow.

Okay.

But like, there's anything else, I guess it kind of does look like a Kylie Jenner period.

This is what I imagine her insides look like.

There is no way wearing that much glittery s makeup.

You know, this is what our inside look like a whole shit.

More out.

Let's just do the whole lot This socks.

Oh, looking just cut open my thumb.

I literally injured myself trying to make a damn lot of lamp.

Oh, it hurts really bad, but this is getting prettier.

Okay?

It was worth it.

Oh, can you see that?

Look.

Yeah.

This was not worth my finger.

Fucking hurts.

Okay, guys, we're back.

Don't worry.

I have covered up my wound.

Now, this one is really complicated because you're acting like you're somebody else.

Getting me frustrated likes like this.

We're gonna try to make a paper plane hover like magic.

Okay, so here we go.

We have two fans here, and we're gonna set on my lab.

Then we're gonna put a paper airplane in between and supposed to hover is not okay, So I have these two fans set up.

They're facing each other pretty perfectly.

And I made a paper plane to supposedly dropped this in between them.

It'll hover.

Okay, let's try again.

Come on.

Are you kidding me?

I wasn't gonna work.

May maybe for a second.

Nothing.

Damn it.

I guess it's too heavy.

This is why I'm too afraid to do indoors.

Because they'll be like everybody can hover over that.

I get to be like anything, Flo.

What if What if we just put a little piece of paper?

I got two fans for that.

Now I'm going to do with this.

Come on, Pop star.

Come through.

Ho Pop Tarts never let me down.

All right?

We almost got it.

Come on, Come on.

Wait.

Am I crazy or is this almost working?

You're crazy this way.

Figuring this out, I'm a fucking scientist.

I'm really disappointed.

I really thought that was gonna work.

That's a lie.

I did not think I was gonna work, which is exactly what the instructor would say.