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  • Hello, everyone.

  • It is 2015 and I'm playing.

  • I am fish.

  • Let's begin.

  • Swim towards the light.

  • I can do this.

  • I can manage a look and doing it.

  • All right.

  • So cute.

  • Sexual adorable.

  • Oh, God, That control are so weird so far.

  • I love this game.

  • Okay, I did it.

  • Okay, I'm in a glass bowl.

  • Nice.

  • Oh, wow.

  • So I swims in the water still.

  • Oh, gosh, That's a lot harder than I thought.

  • Oh, no.

  • Where am I am so bad at game Stared.

  • I'm doing it somehow.

  • Imagine we magically.

  • Yeah, That's the word.

  • I'm pulling through.

  • Nice.

  • It's so annoying.

  • Oh, no, I'm bad.

  • Epic.

  • How long?

  • Ah, that's so sad.

  • I'm crying.

  • This fish is cried.

  • Tears stop.

  • No more fish.

  • Sleep, sleep.

  • Say it with me.

  • Sleep, Sleep I What are you planning to do this holiday?

  • That's right.

  • Sleep sleep.

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  • Unforced.

  • Okay, let's try that again.

  • I can definitely do this.

  • Oh, my God.

  • He changed direction.

  • Are you kidding me?

  • That is so dumb.

  • Die already.

  • Cheese says All right.

  • Let's see that again.

  • this fish game makes no sense, and it makes me angry already.

  • I did it.

  • I'm probably the greatest gamer there's ever been.

  • Thank you.

  • All right, here we go.

  • How much support to control that?

  • Okay, I made it.

  • Making game.

  • Okay.

  • So what, They're that controls game developer?

  • Yes.

  • So, like what?

  • Buns.

  • Do it.

  • Yes.

  • All right.

  • We're heading out.

  • I think maybe hopefully I did it.

  • No one's ever done.

  • Should I do it?

  • Oh, God.

  • Okay, please.

  • Some full down.

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you.

  • I have managed to pull through.

  • Thank you.

  • All right.

  • I hit a chick point.

  • Where do I go for me?

  • Air.

  • Wait, What is that?

  • Definitely here.

  • Okay, I can hear the waves.

  • There's hope says take it easy.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Ah.

  • What?

  • Oh, oh, Just die.

  • Okay.

  • Is this one of the game?

  • Starts getting hard.

  • Fine.

  • Oh, God.

  • How How am I supposed to hit that?

  • Okay, I hit it.

  • I mailed Oh, God.

  • Now what?

  • You stay gay.

  • You deserve to.

  • Then just die.

  • My God.

  • Look, he's happy.

  • He's fine.

  • He's fine.

  • He was fine.

  • Oh, God.

  • Ay, ay, ay, Stop, Stop!

  • All right, easy.

  • Easy does it.

  • Easy does it swim back?

  • Swim!

  • Beck!

  • Hit the chair.

  • I did it.

  • How?

  • I hit the share.

  • So I think this is an early version of the game.

  • Which is why it's so good.

  • Yes, I did it.

  • I did it!

  • I did the thing.

  • I did the thing.

  • I did it swim back.

  • Okay, I did it.

  • I did it!

  • I did it!

  • I did it!

  • I'm good.

  • I'm good at games.

  • Look, gamers, Look, Are you kidding me?

  • Go.

  • Don't.

  • I hit the checkpoint.

  • I had it.

  • I don't know how.

  • I don't know.

  • The bowl is cracked.

  • I don't know where to go.

  • Here.

  • Walk.

  • It's not hard.

  • Walk, Stinky fish.

  • Oh, God.

  • Don't, Uh There we go.

  • Nailed it.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, I think I think Oh, my God.

  • I hit it perfectly.

  • Look at that, Bennett.

  • Nice.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, Mattresses!

  • Yeah.

  • All right.

  • Let's make sure we get the check point.

  • Cruel, not want.

  • Uh oh.

  • I see a mattress.

  • I see it.

  • You just hit it here.

  • There's plenty of Metro's Is who placed them there.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Okay, I did Nice.

  • Now I just gotta make it to the ocean.

  • Full speed ahead.

  • This is so sad.

  • Wait, I'm right there.

  • I could make it.

  • No, this is so sad.

  • Fish didn't make it.

  • Just gotta go fast.

  • Fast through.

  • So I'm through fast.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God!

  • Oh, I can get the sewers.

  • Perfect.

  • And I made it.

  • I made it in.

  • I made it best.

  • Bush!

  • All right, slow.

  • We're doing it slow.

  • God damn it!

  • These people heard of traffic loss.

  • Jesus Christ.

  • All right, Nice 2nd 1 Let the 2nd 1 Is it just random?

  • I Good speed.

  • Good moment.

  • You can do it.

  • I can do it.

  • I can do.

  • I can do it.

  • I could still do it.

  • Why's there a crosswalk here?

  • This says a lot about our society.

  • This is a lot about how society doesn't care about disabled people.

  • Right?

  • This is so fucking lame.

  • Stop!

  • Just either stop or go.

  • I don't care which one.

  • I'm just gonna go for it.

  • Oh, okay.

  • No way.

  • You did not have to drive there.

  • All right.

  • Goodspeed!

  • Goodspeed!

  • Goodspeed!

  • Go, Go, go, go, go!

  • Super speed!

  • Oh!

  • Ah, yes.

  • OK.

  • Did it nailed it?

  • Just hit the water.

  • What happens when I hit the water.

  • What?

  • That Bush.

  • How How you saw that.

  • Cool.

  • All right, so I guess I gotta deal with the bowl.

  • God.

  • Stupid stink of stink.

  • All right, just go.

  • I'm so sick of this.

  • Just go, Speed.

  • This part sucks.

  • Come on, Speed.

  • Speed!

  • Speed!

  • Stop!

  • Speed!

  • Speed!

  • Speed!

  • Stop!

  • Stop!

  • Yes!

  • Yes!

  • Using.

  • All right.

  • All right.

  • Now we just gotta score.

  • Let's up.

  • The glass bottle doesn't randomly come bust.

  • Oh, God.

  • Slope know it's a lot harder to control than it looks.

  • Okay, Just so we're clear.

  • Freed them.

  • I like this a random platform, but I'm still stuck in the glass.

  • It isn't.

  • All right, Sure.

  • Next level.

  • Let's do it.

  • All right, all right, all right.

  • I'm just a fish.

  • My owner forgot about to me.

  • I must escape.

  • They set that up.

  • Those fuckers.

  • Come on.

  • Okay, I guess we got through the hard rap.

  • Fine.

  • Sorry.

  • TV.

  • Sorry.

  • Limp.

  • No lamp, lamp lamp.

  • But maybe I do it.

  • No.

  • God, that music makes me want to kill myself.

  • The lamb.

  • Okay.

  • Cool.

  • Did it.

  • Oh, yeah, it's you.

  • It's you or me, Lamp.

  • I don't care what it takes.

  • Really?

  • Oh, my God.

  • You're so annoying.

  • Stop fighting.

  • You will not win.

  • He will not win this fight.

  • That's right.

  • Lamp each.

  • Hope you die.

  • Lamp.

  • No!

  • Hit it.

  • Hit it.

  • Yeah, that's right.

  • Lamb.

  • Yeah.

  • Is that a propane tank?

  • Oh, okay.

  • All right.

  • We gotta hit the ladder.

  • God, at the latter.

  • Brunt.

  • Latter fish be like, That's funny.

  • Okay, here we go ago.

  • Nailed it, dude, He's fine.

  • Look at him.

  • Hello, Recep.

  • I'm front, Actually, I'm friend.

  • I could clip there in Phoenix.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, no.

  • This is so sad.

  • I gotta hit it hard from the sign.

  • Nice.

  • Nice.

  • The checkpoint?

  • Yeah.

  • Ah, Trouble in tripling?

  • Um Dang, My last word.

  • Epstein.

  • Not right.

  • All right, we go this way.

  • What did I just pick up?

  • Right that Toohey.

  • All right, I'm getting good.

  • I'm getting good.

  • I'm getting good.

  • I'm not good.

  • Here we go.

  • We go down here, you bounce up the roof and then Oh, no.

  • Okay.

  • Uh, no, no, no.

  • I did not click out that I click out.

  • Don't make me.

  • We do all of that.

  • All that effort, all that progress?

  • Are you kidding me?

  • I have to fight lamp again.

  • Lamp get AIDS!

  • Oh!

  • Oh, yeah!

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Earth can suck it.

  • Earth can suck it.

  • That's right.

  • All right.

  • Nice step aside.

  • Propane tanks.

  • Yeah.

  • What?

  • How?

  • For sake?

  • I clicked out again.

  • I'm such a moron.

  • I don't want to play the lamp again, huh?

  • No fishy, No fish.

  • No fishing.

  • No, This is so sad.

  • He die again.

  • Percy, Lamp Earth can suck my dick.

  • No, no!

  • All right.

  • Made it.

  • Made it for the fifth time.

  • Am I not supposed to drop there?

  • Oh, I thought I was supposed to drop.

  • Okay.

  • And how?

  • How I managed how you manage.

  • Oh, wait, I did.

  • I manage.

  • I manage.

  • Oh!

  • Oh!

  • Okay.

  • Cool.

  • So cool.

  • I swim in sewer.

  • I'm free.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God.

  • Oh, God, That hurts!

  • Oh!

  • Oh, Jesus.

  • Stop!

  • Hi, Jim.

  • How do I get out of here?

  • Whoa, look at that, dude.

  • Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.

  • Yeah, this is like save Willy.

  • But also, really?

  • That's his name.

  • That's funny.

  • Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.

  • Yeah, yeah!

  • All right.

  • All right.

  • I think I did it.

  • Damn!

  • Get a games out, Damn it!

  • Oh, God, that's great.

  • I got a better aquarium now, gamers is like getting a brand new PC.

  • I feel powerful.

  • I feel strong.

  • I feel like Oh, yeah, You like that?

  • You like that?

  • Hey.

  • Oh, so now you have a problem with it?

  • As soon as I'm free.

  • This is a lot about society.

  • Okay, I'm alive.

  • Okay.

  • Come on.

  • Stop.

  • Let me If he prefer fish.

  • Makes it this far.

  • You can at least let him live.

  • Stop.

  • Don't ever hate me.

  • I hate myself.

  • Hey.

  • Hey!

  • Okay.

  • No one would hate me.

  • Stop!

  • Take your sticky beard and drink your soy Go away.

  • Go away.

  • Go away, Story.

  • Sorry.

  • So it's Please, please, please.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Oh, take a stink.

  • Oh, no, Don't No!

  • Don't know this.

  • Stop!

  • Shut up!

  • Oh, God, This is actually so difficult.

  • How am I gonna get past?

  • Oh, no, Don't touch me.

  • He touched me illegally.

  • He touched me legally.

  • Oh, God.

  • I dye my final message.

  • Pius starred in brain.

  • Ah, uh, I knew it.

  • I always knew it.

  • Why does he say it like it's amazed.

  • And then he wants to stop me from thriving in society.

  • Explain yourself.

  • This is like the plot of a Pixar film.

  • Isn't it?

  • Away?

  • It It literally is.

  • E hit me as I said it.

  • Uh, all right, we can make it.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's easy.

  • It's a lot easier to control this sign.

  • Don't hit How?

  • What?

  • That I'm still alive.

  • I can still make it.

  • Oh, God.

  • Them dead changed the world.

  • I am speed right at the corner.

  • The corner gets super speedy and yeah, corner.

  • Shut up, Soylent.

  • Man, don't ever speak to me.

  • Okay?

  • All right.

  • And then we got to make a big turn here.

  • Oh, this is so much easier.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, my God.

  • I'm good at games.

  • My final message PP is more.

  • Uh uh Now cough.

  • You do not touch me.

  • Why does he have to do that?

  • What does he have to flip it?

  • Damn it!

  • Now I'm angry and I'm really angry for real.

  • I'm gonna take the right lane.

  • Shut up!

  • Yes.

  • Crisis averted.

  • A crisis averted.

  • A crisis inverted.

  • Oh, God.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • I made it a minimum.

  • It made easy, Easy peasy Golden peace PC golden peopie golden golden people golden people Don't touch me, motherfucker.

  • You were not even close to me.

  • My final May stitch friends just not that good.

  • Oh, no, I'm canceled.

  • Now.

  • I like this part.

  • Even though it's hard, it's still more fun to control.

  • Like I rather they wish they made that level more difficult.

  • And the controls batter, then the controls just being completely random.

  • Except the stones are pretty random.

  • This is where I died last time because I think I've done pretty well.

  • No.

  • Oh, my gosh.

  • Oh, gosh.

  • Oh, gosh.

  • Oh, gosh.

  • No!

  • Who?

  • I think I did it.

  • Oh, God.

  • Now I really don't want to look up, and I just did.

  • Don't touch me, white man.

  • Come on, dude.

  • Hey, which throughout this easier?

  • I can't tell.

  • This sucks.

  • This sucks.

  • It just sucks that so bold.

  • Don't you ever fucking hey me.

  • No one hates the Hey, man, you're a rock star.

  • Get your show on.

  • Can I go on the edge here?

  • If I can, then that's a shortcut.

  • I don't think I can.

  • I'm going for gamers.

  • I made a mistake.

  • We'll make him Don't touch me.

  • I'm fine.

  • I'm fine.

  • I'm fine.

  • There's plenty water.

  • Illegal.

  • Are you kidding me?

  • All right, new tactic.

  • Momentum!

  • We've got to get momentum.

  • All right, We got momentum.

  • Peritus, Now it's easy.

  • I would keep it left and then we go, right?

  • Hey, shut up!

  • This is the tricky part, especially if you almost okay Somehow manage.

  • Oh, God, I'm doing it.

  • You bad enough to touch me?

  • Come on.

  • I could literally not do this more perfectly.

  • Ocean!

  • Motion!

  • Oh, God!

  • Oh, no!

  • Oh, God!

  • Swims left!

  • Swim left!

  • Yes!

  • Stur, Suck it!

  • Suck it!

  • Suck it!

  • Suck certain.

  • Easy.

  • That was easy.

  • Not gonna like.

  • Too easy.

  • They should patch that to make it harder.

  • I am fish.

  • I read the this very little relatable because this is how I feel at the club.

  • How do I get out?

  • Let me live.

  • It's gonna be a whole I'm out all right.

  • Hip ago.

  • Nailed it.

  • Mail that mailed it.

  • Absolutely.

  • Get in.

  • Get in!

  • I got it.

  • I got it.

  • I got it.

  • I mean, get out!

  • Get out of my sight!

  • Get out of my sight!

  • Get on my side!

  • Don't touch me!

  • Don't touch me and became with a good dance floor.

  • Okay?

  • Don't ever touch me.

  • What is the music?

  • Awkwardly.

  • Stop and go.

  • Okay, Respect.

  • Vicinity respectability!

  • Rebekka pin.

  • I just thought I'd step up my commentary there for a while.

  • This is it.

  • Thanks for sticking with my channel.

  • I you slimy snake of ass!

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.

  • That's it.

  • That's it.

  • That's it.

  • Get it to two.

  • You get two to Tia.

  • I got the two.

  • Tia.

  • I got it.

  • Nice.

  • Okay, so now we go this way.

  • We got to get to the V I p gamers.

  • That's where all the help babes are going down here.

  • Oh, I see backstage.

  • She has Wait.

  • I don't think there's anything there were supposed to go all right through the dance floor.

  • It is.

  • Excuse Mei.

  • Why is this so often relatable?

  • Ceres may just just go in, Ok?

  • Sorry.

  • I used to work at a nightclub too.

  • It was not epic sink.

  • Could that be it?

  • I'm supposed to, like, jump out and hit the hole because that's just like real life.

  • It's that case.

  • All right, Let's see.

  • Ah, wait.

  • There were stairs here.

  • Oh, my God, I was stick go down the stairs.

  • I don't know if that's better or worse than when I was trying to do Jesus as God.

  • Go!

  • Go!

  • I made a poopie em up in the air.

  • Just got a whole bank.

  • Oh, no, There's a corner.

  • They're nice.

  • Oh, nice.

  • Yeah.

  • God, Thoughts go toe to toe going so we know we know.

  • We know.

  • We know time is not correction.

  • My peopie not direction.

  • Come on, Come on.

  • That's is illegal.

  • I'm going full speed.

  • The timing could not be more awful.

  • You kidding me?

  • Oh, no, it's movie Nice.

  • No.

  • Are you kidding me?

  • Don't touch me!

  • Check!

  • Find!

  • All right, We're going through a despot.

  • I'm so done with the game.

  • Seriously?

  • Oh, nice.

  • He gave me a forward momentum.

  • That's so cool.

  • You know I don't want to talk to you.

  • No, I don't like you.

  • I don't like it.

  • I think we got to make it to the toilet.

  • I like other movement, is completely random.

  • Don't touch me.

  • Go!

  • Don't talk.

  • You don't touch me.

  • Don't touch me.

  • I'm a fish and a shank.

  • Yes, I used new words.

  • Wait.

  • Am I back at the bar.

  • No, No.

  • Oh, God.

  • Where's the checkpoint, Bertus?

  • See the shock point?

  • Nice year, boy.

  • Alright, Handicap ramp or stairs?

  • Oh, these are the tough questions in life.

  • Guys, I have a confession to make.

  • I also used the handicapped toilets all the time and I don't feel bad about it for a single second.

  • Listen, if the toilet is full, it's full.

  • You gotta go.

  • You gotta bro.

  • Bo, don't touch me.

  • He touched me.

  • Alright, Stares at it.

  • I'm not doing that.

  • All the spiel again.

  • Upstairs.

  • Not so bad.

  • I go to the Exeter.

  • The toilet.

  • I feel like Oh no you.

  • I am speed.

  • I am fast.

  • Don't touch me, Mother.

  • Yes.

  • What kind of dips would just push on aquarium on the dance floor?

  • I want answers.

  • All right.

  • There it is.

  • There's a checkpoint.

  • It's in my vicinity.

  • Oh, yes, Yes, I go put me now.

  • Oh, yes.

  • Nice.

  • Nice up, ladies.

  • He just kicked it.

  • But I'm in the bear.

  • You drink a bear?

  • Am I in his digestive system?

  • 001 Oh, uh, just happened to this game.

  • This is not illegal.

  • That moment when you drank a fish can relate.

  • What happens when the bar is full?

  • I'll join the conga train.

  • It's I right.

  • There's another checkpoint here.

  • Why, No, this is where I started.

  • Or is it?

  • I'm so confused.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • Now we can take it.

  • Oh, God.

  • We're really running out of time here.

  • Brought literally, anywhere.

  • How did it?

  • Yeah, I did it.

  • I made a poopy in my mouth.

  • I'm off goofy Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah We're going fast so fast How we've been through a lot today, gamers But we made a goddamn it sweet victory.

  • Yeah.

  • Remember, kids P is stored in the balls.

  • Thank you for watching I am fish.

  • If you enjoyed subscribe Smash like Jim.

  • Superb.

  • Yet merch out now represent dot Com said peut pi and I see you tomorrow.

  • Bye bye.

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