Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles I'm so fascinated by people and how they live their lives. And one of the people that have been most fascinated with his Tricia paid us. So today I'm going to be switching lives with Trish. My boyfriend cheated, exposing him. Being you was really hard today, So I feel like I need to challenge tomorrow. I want you to live a day, Have you guys? Yesterday is the big day where Trish is going to be me. Now. Yesterday I spent an entire day's Trish and I still have the makeup on my face because it's never coming off. I don't know what her morning routine is, but it has to involve a damn chisel and a cup of acid, because that's what I need for this. Anyways, Trish is on her way, and she has no idea where she is truly getting herself into. So here's the thing. My life is pretty different. Then, when you probably think it is, you probably think that I don't shower and I lay around all day Taco Bell, and that's only half true. My real life is actually kind of a lot, so not only do I eat extremely healthy, but I also go to the gym every single day and see a trainer. And then on top of that I have this YouTube channel, which I love. But it's a lot of work. And then when I get home from all that, I try to keep my relationship going with Ryland, and he's busy, too. It's a lot. So I'm curious to see what Trish thinks of all of that. But the one thing I think Trish is not gonna want to deal with is my animals. Not only is she terrified of dogs, but I think she hates cats, and I have both and they're both terrifying changes on her way. I'm gonna go shower. Just kidding. That's not what I do. You actually know what? It's a big day. Let me shower fresh and clean season dress. Okay. Trish texted me. She is one minute away and she wanted to drive. But I said, I don't drive uber. So she's gonna be pulling up in her big black uber. Oh, I think right now. Oh, my God, She's got me. I told her not to shower, so she better not smell good. Notice the old pizza box empty roof, beer bottle and empty vodka bottle. Yep, That's my life. I hear the Escalade. Is that my future Twin E shower? Anything? Perfect. What's all that? I have your present from my bag, I think. Yeah. Okay. Dixie didn't shower, Didn't shower. Well, first of all, you're gonna get attacked by right away. No, my life. We also have inside a little surprise for you Isn't an alligator. I'm not Jacob. All I hear a dog I hear embarking from here. I got This is so scary. I don't think you've ever met my dog. I always lock him up when you come home. Way wait. Ways to do is try to have sex with him, and then he's gonna say I'm tired. Okay, baby, let's go in the shower. Just I make No, I probably evolved this morning. Also, your master, You guys already probably know this because I mentioned it. But Trish got me this for my birthday. Hey, my house that I love you. So your nephew so skinny I Oh, my, this is insane. People out there like room of us turning into, you know, blast my problem. We could put it above our bed. you got one naked of you guys like touching fingers. Like that painting? We were coming up over the battery, but so there was no shirtless photos really? That you went out of you, so I didn't know what happened. All right, here's the surprise. So you hired a makeup artist for me? You, Of course. I'm in a higher makeup artist to turn you into the gross fucking pig of me. I don't want Thio, you know, it's pretty accurate. Oh, yeah. So not kidding. Let's talk about she didn't shower. Didn't perfect. Now, how much work do you think it's gonna take to turn her into this? I think I'm gonna fill in your brows. We definitely want to do a little bit of facial hair, maybe a little ranch dripping down. All right, well, let me Oh, makeover So ever. No fear you won't see me that way. But it's kind of refreshing, because when you feel ugly, you feel like you know Yeah. Oh, way Do like a like a uh oh. Conspiracies coming. Look, hers looks cleaner. Probably. Okay. Now that the hair and makeup is it time for wardroom? Wait, What is it you know me. I have a lot of options. Okay, so here is the clock. Oh, my God. Somebody I know all of these closer violins. This is my wardrobe. Okay, love. Emerge queen. That's okay. So that's it. So I washed these. Stop it a month. Stop it. So they're pretty clean. Yeah, on. Of course, we have Amazon consolation Dawson. Love that. That's actually iconic. Have abused and shorts I've been wearing for years all day. So you take a step into our bathroom, so feel free to make yourself. Hey, you okay? Me After I clean, they're so dirty. I should have washed you didn't wash them. Think about it. If I were her, I would never touch those underwear. I don't have anything. I think it'll be fine. All right. Are you ready to see your Yeah. All right. Change you point. Come on. Oh, my God. I Yeah, this is actually very accurate. Can you do like a 360 for me? You're more than food Way. Merge was on that way. Go back The work on the voice. Your first task as Shane is to help Ryland feed the animals much E Oh, no. Well speaking, of cats. It's time to weigh. First she out there that do you? No offense. You don't break it out. Okay. Already. Oh, wait. You have to talk. Gonna get attacked. Now you put it down for me. No. Attack that plate like this baby so bad. Just dump it in. You can tell him when he's gets gets to eat. He's Yeah, that's smart. Wow. Me e it's gonna look like Where's the rest? So shake of you standing, okay and say shake. I like I'm obsessed with this right now that the animals are fed. I just got a text. The trainer is almost here. Oh, no. This is the part of joining the most. But I got a special one for you. He was from an eminent music videos. You know him? You love him. Yes. We only stand only really attractive. But he also looks like he's gonna be really brutal and kill us. I'm so excited. Yeah, I work out. My legs are very thick from Christmas. Oh, wait. Hi. Good morning. I beat you. I worked out with you before. You know what's like your thing? My thing is to do something that pushes you guys to the edge. I'm gonna take your muscles and stretch him. Make him super strong like a signature move. So this holding this is pretty cool. How you wanna try it? If you could do this on your screen. I love that. Me, Me. I honestly like the O Okay, Okay. You know, while okay. You want me to kick your butt? Let me show you first. Hear way. Cash looking door you got I was doing Wait way stretching. I get on the cargo weight of hearts, folks. Let's see everything. We're going full speed. Yeah. Look, I go running smooth. Wait, You wait and see. Oh, I think that's it. We need water. I only drink diet coke. Uh, e could actually weigh yourself slim. Think way worked out. Worked up an appetite. It's time to eat. Love that. So there's a restaurant right down the street that I really like going to and you're gonna take us there in my cheap. So there's a few. I hope that's not so bad. Over there is my people. Stop it. So at some point, you might have to be noble. Oh, no, That looks like me, But That's gross. Elite in this isn't what proteins. That was a long battle. You know how to turn a key? Literally. Usually have a bud. Okay, so I actually have a little plot twist, so I literally never Dr Ryland always drives me around her. I need to be on my twitter. Same. So it's like, if he's not, you bring I am his over. You're doing great, sweetie. Thanks for doing that. Verified sections. You have a little smoother get carsick. Same a sword over. I know. Whenever I get in a wig like you, I feel just rich and powerful and famous. Me? What I'm Wendy Williams way are I think this is your favorite place. That chicken fingers and right next to yours, all the good stuff. Chicken fingers, mozzarella, Mac and cheese bythe I don't want to wait. I like a girl. Chicken, chicken fingers way. D'oh! So how do you do? Way? Okay, after that amazing meal hungry timeto work. We're gonna go to my office early. Yeah. Gonna sit with Garrett. How? The meeting. About what the video is gonna be on. Then you're going to film your first conspiracy video as me. Really Alright, Uber get us. Get us there. Okay. When? Three stories. So there's a lot of years way Do the conspiracy way, Theo. Only thing I don't like about it as you can see yourself. Here's your folks. Me to lose your books. Obviously you're t arise between their money around. Here's the money. I mean it up way. I could keep it. Yes, keep it. I have 10,000 homes burning orange peels yours. You are so gay. So are you still single? Oh, yeah. Still working on that? Why she didn't tell you to say that. Okay, so do we owe you? Because this is what do we do? Our research together, we figure it out, and then he shoots the video. But like you down for this. You wanna jump in? I'm ready. I'm ready. Watch conspiracy theory. Yes, I know. I know. Three stories of stairs I read every time. He always carries around a student holes. Yeah, Harry Potter. It was like that was me talking. Yeah. Oh, it's cute the first time way. Need our expiration? Well, kind of. Oh! Oh, my God. It's even better like that. Now goes every time. Oh! Huh? wait. I thought we could do a video about me. Lt's okay. Love that. Something about me. I kind of hate everything and have to sell me. No, I don't. I don't get it. Okay. Women don't kill for safe sex. Cheap thrills or any other kill for resource is money and power. We're getting there. Yeah, OK, you go grab the cluster. Thank you. Give her a line. I'm gonna use your twisted. Oh, I love that. I love that. Finally, it takes a while. Okay, So the line is this female's know how to cover their tracks. The average killing spree of a female is un astonishing. 11 year. That's such a long line. Okay, the average, like Tanimoto never covered. So what was really crazy is that I found out the milk of cover their tracks. In fact, you know, killer at an average of over 11 years of killings, Pretty now, if that doesn't scare you, I just got chills. No, no, that one was kind of silly. Or maybe not so scary with this next one device. Theo, you say that for everyone. I think it's very ready to see the conspiracy room. This is new. I just started. Welcome to the conspiracy Room. Oh, my God. There she is, I think. Transformation. So you're gonna sit in my conspiracy chair? Oh, my God. You look like me. Wait, Look. Look at the big game up. Oh, are they aliens? Are the Kardashians vampires? Okay, for right friends to make sure you look exactly like Shane. Let's do one of these. Okay? Just to make sure Garrett looks good today. Oh, that actually looks like me. Look at the little weight on this way with way. I think my beer down here so that in between every conspiracy ago well, it gave me chills. And then I think that beer take go big you got So you look up at the camera, get scary, boys. If you fuck up, just go. Hey. Okay, so we're gonna set the camera on the tripod, so it feels just like a conspiracy. Alright, here we go. What you are about to watch may make you question everything you thought you knew. Viewer discretion is advised. Hey, what's up, guys? Welcome to a new scary video Stay. We're going to talking about serial killers were not the tradition of serial killers. You maybe got, you know, like the men today we're talking about. Yes, the women. I'm sure a lot of you guys know women in your life that could be on this list. So we'll talk about all the reasons why women are serial killers. And why number one do it better. Yes, men can be stupid, but women, they're smart. And I know a lot of smart women. I don't know about you, but women on a daily basis creeped me out. No wonder men are so fucking stupid and so fucking down. I mean, it's no wonder women kill them. I know I would. He's in number two. Because women are like chameleons. Wth e killers are like everyday people, Christians, white, upper class. And it's honestly so scary that when he walked on the street, you see a woman who was killed 11 people tangled up in her basement. That one is intense. Honestly, I have the chills. I'm sorry. Way on to the next. That was too much for me. Oh, um, on number three, we don't just kill first a in sex or cheap thrills, they kill for money. Power resource is now one of my personal, most interesting stories that I was researching is this one Abdullah Few Mallory. She's killed almost 90 people. Thanks. Just thinking about that 90 people. So she was a well to do socially in New Orleans. One day her Sandra was brushing her hair when she pulled a little too hard. Minutes later, she was thrown from her balcony and she was killed dead on the spot. Now, the craziest part of the story is that because of her status and socially, she got away with only a $300 fine honestly, goals. But that just goes to show you can get away with anything and honestly has the creepiest thing. All right, guys, I hope you enjoy this conspiracy theory video. Just be careful. He never know what's out there. Honestly, stay safe, guys. If you ever feel something weird about even a female, your life and you think, Oh, she's a nice woman or oh, she has money or, you know, whatever the case may be, just always be on guard and listen to your instincts, as always, please be safe. And honestly, I'm gonna look at women a lot differently after this video. Our guys. I'll see you next video. Oh, you are good. Started simmering. I like literally copying everything you're doing. E tree, if I didn't write every word myself way. Have one more way. Love to break my mom. So I thought because number one my mom is a huge Trish. She loves you more than me. She says more than she does. Shane burst into stories about you. Like you know, I was thinking you and Ryland walked up and knocked on the door and pretend to be me. We can crank her. You'll notice this'll House is definitely more haunted than ours. Yeah, I don't like it. Honestly, you look so different. And my mom might be along like a niang's I ity pill. So she what would you say? Happy, visible or really fast? Like give her a hog side. Tell the dogs to get the fuck away from you. Wait way. Haven't commented. We're both single. There was a guy at the furniture store down the street that you have. So I thought since we're having a problem finding my mom's guy surprise her date from her favorite guy. Jesus Christ. So, carrots on the phone right now with five Jesus, it's gonna be Gloria's. Do it. Okay.
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