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  • three this week is the disease formerly known as the Corona Virus.

  • As Tim said, Is it okay that the Olympics might be cancelled this year?

  • Judah Kobe, 19.

  • Let's be honest.

  • If this was an outbreak movie, you would write a plot in which the Olympics became the catalyst for a disease spreading worldwide.

  • Tell you what, though, if it does go ahead.

  • The 100 meter world record's going to get broken if they replace the starting gun with someone.

  • Coffin Theo.

  • It's not just the Olympic Games that are affected.

  • Ah, Paralympic botch.

  • A test event was canceled today in Japan, so this could be the first games in which Paralympians Skype in their events just do everything in his orb.

  • Everything in his orb except fencer fencing is going to be fine.

  • I think the only event that could go ahead because we're ready to go women's.

  • We're going to Japan.

  • Yeah, yeah, it's for my biggest worry was gonna be using the chopsticks.

  • Now got this.

  • It's I don't know.

  • I think it's hard to know how seriously to take this, because it hasn't happened like it would in a movie, because in a movie you say news reports from all around the world, in different languages, and you see cuts of people on the street and we're not getting We need a montage.

  • We haven't had a montage, so it's hard to take it seriously.

  • But here's the thing.

  • Okay, I've said it's like an outbreak movie.

  • I'd like to read you the basic plot off the movie outbreak.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • A deadly virus is discovered in a far off country.

  • The virus takes on flu like qualities and becomes able and infecting large groups of people in mess gatherings.

  • The government tries to cover it up.

  • They can't find the animal that caused it, and a doctor working on the front line dies.

  • Meanwhile, authorities try to stop the virus becoming a pandemic.

  • That is pretty much where we are in the movie, By the way, I've looked ahead in the plot line.

  • Here's what's gonna happen next.

  • Dustin Hoffman in Cuba Gooding Jr gonna get in a helicopter.

  • Donald Sutherland's gonna find missiles at them.

  • Rene Russo will find the cure, and Kevin Spacey will be caught spying on teenage boys while dresses a prosthetic leg thief.

  • It's hard to know how seriously to take it, because I've just looked on Twitter just before coming on the show.

  • Hashtag Cory is the number one trending topic, and it's not as a nickname for Corona virus, so no one's overly scared.

  • But just in the last hour, three Italian footballers have tested positive for Corona virus.

  • But with Italian football is, it's hard to know how seriously to take sources that I found out.

  • B a r still S I r a cz.

  • More British schools are closed because of the virus.

  • Spare a thought for the people trapped in a hotel in Tenner Reef with their Children who've been there for a while now.

  • Oh my God sub that I mean any anyone who has been a long day with their kids when it's raining.

  • It's bad enough, let alone been in Tenerife for the moment, and you can see the fun outside.

  • What can we do about it personally?

  • Know this weekend?

  • Well, Boris Johnson said dealing with the Corona virus is the government's top priority, and he proved that by calling a Cobra meeting for Monday.

  • I think I have an emergency if he says we'll do it in three days time.

  • You can't just start Monday.

  • It's not diet weight.

  • He's going on holiday to generate a whole bunch of inner chest tips that have come out over the last couple of days.

  • Genuinely, they include Don't touch your face, Keep your hands away from your nose and mouth.

  • I worried about that.

  • Then I just I was just touching my face.

  • It's very hard not to do but don't touch your face in case I catch it off myself.

  • I think he picked up the germs on your fingers, and then you put it up in your face and in your mouth and nose.

  • Basically, this weekend, get off your face and say, When you wash your hands to make sure you wash for the right amount of time, sing the song Happy Birthday twice.

  • It's a long time.

  • Do you know what I did that I did this earlier?

  • When I went to the loo?

  • I remember this one.

  • Thought I I I can tell you right now there is nothing sadder being on your own in a public toilet, washing your hands of going happy booth.

  • Another thing is to sneeze into your elbow on good rather than on your hands.

  • If you sneeze, just go like this.

  • And your elbow thing is also our play Peekaboo drive thru corona virus testing baby drive throughs that you could drive through and get yourself tested.

  • So what, you just drive up and say your symptoms, I guess, is that they could combine it with the McDonald's one.

  • So if you've got a temperature government Florrie, what you don't want to hear is the assistant guy.

  • Please don't drive through to the second window.

  • How are you both feeling about Corona virus?

  • I don't need to swap with him.

  • I got enough problems.

  • I can take it.

  • Yeah, I think you would cope if you had to.

  • Self isolate.

  • Oh, I think it would be brilliant to be away from my tear old.

  • I just watch Netflix and drink wine.

  • Why don't I be Neil this last week and I downloaded football manager for the first time in about 10 years?

  • Yeah, it's best time wasting game you can ever For anyone who doesn't know you just imagine of foot with him on a game.

  • Sounds off.

  • It's sad, but I think it's brilliant how you getting on free seasons in Forest Green.

  • Yeah, I'm on the brink of a shop, I think.

  • Oh yeah, Thio lost the last thing.

  • Well, the game I managed to win the Champions League of Huddersfield could only go into isolation thing.

  • It was like 10 season, but you need to play for two.

  • I don't think it's the same thing, the outbreak movie montage where they show the people that are taking it seriously.

three this week is the disease formerly known as the Corona Virus.

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