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OK, boomer along way.
Which youtuber could I beat in a fight?
Back in the ancient time, people were challenged each other as a duel.
And my second in command is with me today.
Cinnamon toast.
Can you do?
You can fight here.
You may be second in command.
That's right.
This is what people did back in the day.
Any argument?
Your challenge for a duel?
This kind of looks like me and Mark apply.
Actually, yeah, I get that kind of does.
And that is You cast me in Washington.
Yeah.
You know, if I failed to duel that, that means you got a standing for me.
What?
We both gotta die.
We can't have the mark.
Well, that's the point.
Okay, So I made I made this chart.
It's been Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So these are all the people that I'm gonna fight to the death.
Jeez, that's some wanna right there.
I'm on there.
Go ahead.
Just put me all the way to the left.
Good movie.
Over there.
Right now.
We'll come to your tent.
You're obviously last scan.
Come on.
I've got to be because the trail is the story on the same command you're attending command in the end, right?
Yeah, I was gonna give.
It's how it's gotta go anyway.
First what I want to know.
I want to know.
You may be about to say this, but what?
What kind of fight?
I was just like like, a door.
Like you go out into the field like punch each other.
Are you guys?
What are you doing?
You're right.
The rule is simple.
I am in a self defense scenario.
For legal reasons, they're attacking to you.
Of course they are attacking me.
I did nothing wrong, but I am forced to defend myself.
Okay, Right, right.
Whereas I have the rightful choice as to go all the way, you know, all the way.
Execute, or if I want to just immobilize This is the immobilize square.
So I brought also brought you in here for Ah, second reason, Ken.
Okay, was that, uh, just so you can confirm if what I'm saying is true.
You just taken opinion.
Okay, Right.
A gadji.
Don't worry.
Okay.
But I don't have your back at the same time.
Okay?
Legal wordings here.
I'll let you.
I'll let you play this out.
Whichever way you want?
Okay, 1st 1 it's got to be Logan pulling.
It's gotta be Logan.
Paul, He's got Oh, my God.
Oh, actually, Sorry.
Before we start, uh, we need to fill in my strengths.
Oh, you're streaks.
You gotta make your character hard, right?
Like, select your fighter.
Weaknesses.
Nine already got that field out.
I mean, there was a tall, more than average more than average your father.
11.
Are you talking about?
All right, so more than average.
Okay, you're very You're very tall.
You're least least taller than Morsi is of very tall.
Uh, all right, so I'm not the most built person in the world.
Fine.
I'll admit.
But good, slender body.
Yeah, you can move and we even dodge and weave.
Yeah, can dodge and weave you.
Quick.
Quick.
All right.
Well, it goes with slender body.
Ever.
Yeah.
Quick.
Quick witted, maybe.
No.
Yeah, I like that.
I like that.
Like the cerebral assassin you get in their heads, you make him overthinking the attack.
That's right.
Thank you.
Can All right.
Weakness.
Can we agree on?
No, no, we can agree on that.
You feel like you're already feeling out.
None as your weakness.
I can't tell people my weakness That maybe you're overconfident.
Maybe you're just a little overconfident.
Alright, maybe.
But maybe maybe you can type a little over confident.
Just loop.
Okay.
Okay.
Right now we have that filled out.
Let's get into the duels.
Yeah, Logan, Paul here is bigger than me.
I'll give him that.
May be tiny bit stronger than me.
I'll give you a little bit.
Maybe which kind of puts him over here and then you realize, you know, would Logan Paul kill me?
He has an affinity for dead people.
So absolutely he would kill me and they had come into on top of that.
That's the thing that I think will make me persevere.
I will be in last stand, like call of duty.
I'll be in fetal position, right?
Right.
I'll be like, Oh, God, no.
I can't let Logan pulled Kill me.
That would be the worst thing possible.
I think I heard somewhere that Logan has, like, 15% of his testicles or something like that.
I have no idea.
I don't know way more about testicles.
And I do.
Yeah, I do, because I started my enemy force and I said the fetal position.
Grab those lice.
50%.
And he drops down to fair fight.
Hair fiber.
Probably probably tired from, like, all the Boston trade and all that stuff you do.
And do you have You have that advantage, right?
Oh, that's right.
I think that actually puts me there.
Thank you.
I mean, you'd be on the ground, he'd be going for the kill shot.
But he's also like you turn into a screw, making sure they're getting the shot on camera.
And during that moment, just grab him and dropped him down Position.
To be fair, though, I will die in the process.
You I'll bleed out, but it'll be worth it.
And again, I want to point out self defense.
Self defense, right?
I think I feel like in that scenario, everyone wins.
You went out epically, but he also got that body in this.
Got, got, got got scars to remember me.
I like that puny power.
Grab him by the nuts.
I mean, who wouldn't be a winner in that situation?
Oh, I say, All right, that's where we're going.
Next up, Shane Dawson being Dawson.
Yeah, All right.
My God.
I It begs the question.
How tall is Shane?
Nothing.
Nobody.
I don't know.
I have no idea what he looks like.
He's at least seven foot tall looks.
So Thomas Videos.
1 83 What is that?
That's like 1/2 a dozen way taller than me.
He's 5 10 All right?
Okay.
You're so tall.
I did watch one Shane Dawson video where he was working out for, like, 15 minutes.
Think that persimmon advantage of me as well, right?
Actually working out there.
That takes a lot of effort.
I also think Shane Dawson has secret hidden strength inside him that will put him in an advantage.
Right?
Right, right.
It's been through a lot in his lifetime.
He knows he's an old school.
You has experience.
Yeah, he has.
Experience has been through it however quick.
That's right.
I'm quick.
I've dropped.
I know Shane's weakness.
I'll drop some trivia about him.
Yeah, some trivia that is gonna blow his mind.
Like Shane.
The floors made the floor.
Shane will be distracted.
I'll go for the I will go for the Nets, but I'll go first.
I'll go for his liver.
Go first.
Liver okay?
Like you tell him that it, like, starts playing like the intense music and zoom in on his face.
And he's just, like, shaking his head like, just drop kicking from the side.
Yeah.
Yes.
When they least expect it.
Um, I wouldn't deliver the final blow.
However, I'll put him somewhere here.
No, I think he just needs to learn a license.
Right.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'll just do something weird, like spit in his mouth or something.
Okay, You gotta make sure they don't come at you again.
Just still one of his shoes or something.
So he remembers.
He's like, I'm and he stole my other shoe, but spit in his mouth.
Okay.
Hey, shape.
Ever say about Will Smith?
It's new.
Will Smith guys a youtuber now.
Okay, well, Smith.
Yet he's, like, 500 years old.
There is still making YouTube videos at that age.
I mean, you got to be strong, is how?
Yeah, that's that's for sure, at least.
Well, I don't.
Either you're strong or you're just like on the verge of breaking down with it, too.
There's no in between.
There's knowing what's inside of Will Smith.
It could be all empty in there.
However, it makes him even more dangerous.
I keep saying, however, I will always have a trap card.
All right, well, it's about the activated trap card.
Oh, yeah.
He says he's so old.
I can deliver the fatal insult.
Okay, boomer away way.
And I think Yeah, yeah, he's dead.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It wasn't self defense.
Will Smith in self defense in my head, I could see that the enemies seemed like holding her hand out.
And like, the bright light And like, your head is on the other side.
Okay, buh burn go.
So far, you're winning all these.
Who do you think would be, Ah, tough fight for you?
Probably someone unexpected.
Yeah, maybe, uh, Emma Chamberlain in my champagne lamb could.
First of all, a woman I cannot hurt.
Give advantage.
Have 2019 of you.
That's right.
I'm just a point already.
I could see the Reddit post already.
I haven't done anything bad.
Oh, yeah, but you won't because she's women.
You gotta You gotta You gotta exercise that that gender equality.
Smack her down.
All right.
Okay, fine.
Yeah.
This is not the fans, okay?
This is why you're my second in command can thank you.
I'll just say what you want to say is everybody can blame me for it.
Although I feel like Amber Chamberlain would be the kind of person that would do something weird that, like those you have completely flesh hairy armpits and be like, 00 God, What's happening?
And bam, You're dead.
Did you died?
The flashing of the hairy arm?
That was before I knew it.
Yeah, E funding.
What happened?
One second you're winning the fight.
The second you bring beating death by Amber Sham Berlin's It's one of those skeet skeet girls don't know what it's called.
Well, skeet, skeet girls don't know what it's called.
I'm a boomer.
Help me.
I don't know.
What do you mean?
Dr Phil posted on Twitter?
He was like, Oh, what are these?
Oh, Adam, No, I I'm with Dr Phil man.
Remember to, uh, let's just get a bunch of people in the middle that don't really matter that you think you could use stolen their you know, whatever, Joel.
Roommate.
He's Swedish.
He's a little shorter than me, though, so I think that gives me an advantage.
Oh, yeah, He knows music's maybe can dance But me I will Mr Beast cook up, Mr.
B.
He would just hire someone Are just, you know, based on one with no one t do the job like the hit man or something.
Yeah, he's like hair.
His 500 bucks.
One random person who defeats peut pas for me.
A $1,000,000 you're dead bed.
Alright.
Mississippi's killed me.
Them, um we also have Jeffery Starr, and then we have Liza.
Coach C G eight is, uh I'm just gonna put them to kill, because just in Mauritius, Well, this is safe time you got there all its rotten around the car and they were friendly running you over.
But you jumped out of the way in the last second.
We all just, like, rode off a cliff and you win because I can't drive.
They can't drive.
It's all my fault.
They can't drive.
You're right.
I will have another version for some people.
Tricia dropped in a pool of love.
Theo.
Car ran off a cliff into until volcano.
That's what happened.
Yeah, the car.
I'm completely not responsible that there was going to be a pool of lava underneath.
Don't do that to that poor lava that vomited deserve that portal Lama f's in the chat for the love of All right, So, Tana and Oh, actually, I think Maurizius well classifies in this category where they're the kind of youtubers that they don't die like I can try and dip them in the pit of lava.
They would come back, they always come back.
They always come back.
So I would have to use some sort of tactic.
Thio immobilized him like something really bad.
Oh, you could block them on Twitter?
No, I meant like hurting them physically.
What is that?
That would that would hurt the Tonto?
Their only weakness blocked him on Twitter.
James Charles, You can't handle that.
Have you seen those pictures?
I know she's He's probably done 5000 Ske wants.
We should press your head in between those and you'll like it.
Another thing is that he, you know, is how to dress up as a woman which could throw you off because I'm not supposed to hurt women.
We talked about this.
Oh, Pickem.
Sorry, Sarge, is what becomes well you thought was your strength became your weakness, James case, I Oh, my God.
How could you handle this side?
Yeah, he's stronger than me.
If he told her than me, the 1 83 all Come on.
He's a split hair.
Told me.
All right, fine.
Yes, The upper advantage.
And he would probably kill me as well.
Let's get real here.
However, I think I see this as another last and situation.
I'm in the fetal position.
I'm ready to bleed out, but I'm like milk grabs bandanna, pulled it on the Madonna head, explodes ho, shoots him into dropping love.
A pool of pain.
Oh, no, no, You're so close.
It was a good fight.
I'm not gonna lie.
It was a good foot.
Who would have thought That bandanna?
Yeah.
No one thought of that crazy.
All right, then.
Yet you don't have to worry about.
You can go ahead.
He's already killed himself by going to mix her.
Oh, hey, um, that's why you're my second brunt.
You're gonna gas.
All right, put Jaden just to get, like, more female male.
I'm starting to see a trend here on, uh what is that?
Right.
Well, this seems to be a lot of ah, dead people.
Yeah, the that you would you would kill it.
Self defense in self defense.
I would never solicit violence towards anyone unless you put me to bed.
Ever come at me, You know well, over at it.
Let's get out.
Oh, my God.
This is what I mean.
It's not for a little quality.
You would, you would, you know, take a woman.
Never another one of her thumbnails.
And she was just going for a lava.
It's getting tricky.
Now we have the sauce.
Oh, he does have that soy boy looking face.
You're not enough protein.
Not good.
Like, puts me in an advantage.
However, he's got a mat.
Vast trivia of knowledge.
Why does him, like the good things about him?
Make him go closer to him?
Dine?
That's what I'm wondering.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, he's very smart.
He just keeps going over there to his own death.
And like, Oh, my God.
I don't want to use us to beat me, though.
Help.
Uh, no, I'm doing so good.
He's gonna figure out anyway, toe anyway, to win.
Fine.
All right, he'll kill.
May gosh well mean, he goes in the category of Mr Beast That's fine.
I'll take it.
He'll hit you with some some theories and some some brains and be like then had expect Jack Septic A.
He challenged me on Twitter as well.
All right, first of all, how totally accept again, Like four foot eight.
I'm told.
That puts me in an advantage.
Well, hold on a second.
You This is like fighting yourself.
This is like fighting a mirror version of you.
This is green beauty power talking about how would you beat yourself?
I feel like you, uh, how would I be myself?
So we gotta think it means I I feel like Jack has a lot of hidden strength, though.
Well, he's a drummer, you know?
So he's got that.
That arm strength.
He does have arm Frank.
And he's Irish.
That means that I don't take a lot of punches.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah, fine.
But he wouldn't kill me.
Jack would never hurt me.
Or maybe scenarios where you think Jack would never hurt me.
But once you're hanging on that cliff on the pool of lava, he looks down at you and say, it's my time now.
Now you're agreeing beauty pie.
Oh, damn.
Jack had ever thought you with Jack would want to fight you, though.
He'd want to get along with you.
You know, he is nice.
That's true.
Yeah.
Put it.
Put him in the middle.
You guys start to fight, but then you just decide that it's not worth it.
So you guys kiss and make up Mark Abrar rose before hos.
All right, Mark, a player is a tough one.
He is extremely short with an extremely large head, though, so it's easy target for you.
There's a big hit box.
He's dead already.
Yeah, markets so much stronger than Yeah, I think maybe in real life, Mark probably actually meet you, but I don't know.
That's why you're here to confirm and yeah, right, Right, Right.
Of course you would win.
Easy.
All right.
It's the next we have Ah, Petey Pie.
Oh, he would definitely kick my ass way.
Look at that beard that Could you fight that?
If there was a clone of May?
I've definitely killed a clone.
That can only be one where Well, where can it seems like?
It's only you and me land.
Not like this.
Anything but this.
We're friends.
Can a lot of people suffered today.
A lot of people died.
If we don't go through with it, it will all be for nothing.
You're right on Lee.
One of skin survive.
Only one of us could go on.
Come back to me.
You look into those eyes.
I'm here to preach one thing and one thing only to your booty.
Okay?
And that's hugs, not drugs.
Give me a hug.
Okay, Here's the O.
I love the way she Oh, Finally, after all the years top of the food chain, I did it.
I did it!
I was gonna backstab You got me first.
All right.
There you have it, folks.
A lot of damn skills.
Everything.
Thanks for watching.
Thank you can for being with my second.
Yeah, if you haven't checked that cat's traveled by now.
I mean, I don't know what to tell you.
It's been years.
All right.
Thanks for watching.
Bye Bye, Hedo.
We're all excited about the new game that's coming out, and I can't wait to play it.
It starts with the letter P.
Can you guess what it is here?
The pi pick Selling off course.
What?
You thought it was a joke among dumb ass, you stinky brainer.