Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles this stand up specials. Fantastic. Thank you. Were getting You were getting so much love. Yeah, from first fall fans love it. Celebrities, celebrities. Now you got big celebrities who are who are who are saying Hey, this is a fantastic spent a lot of people from Diddy Diddy sti Harvey, Jamie Foxx, Martin Lawrence. Uh, everybody to change to taking the change has never given it up for me. For reasons I don't understand. No, this is fantastic. People are lining up and saying we just, uh, just love it. Yeah, man, deal. You leaves. Just everybody be showing so much support, man. I want to thank everyone who has watched it has told anybody else. And if you haven't watched it, please go see the streaming on Netflix. I do me that favor. Yeah, Some really good advice. You have really good advice. You advise you advise old people. You think old people should stay in their lane? Yeah, they should just stop trying to do new dances that these kids are doing. Really? Elaine, stay in your lane. You can't be in the club over 40 like Ah, like you can't do that. Yes, you can. And I'll tell you how. What are you talking about? So you gotta stay your leg like this is you. Right now, this is only dance that you can do over 40. Just saying that's it, that's all. You can do it. You can go. You know, I want to try. I want to get out there, and I want to show him what I could. No, no, no. Even with just string dance that you do. Yeah, the older you get, you gotta bring that string you like You got a Theo. Wow. Just put your thumbs right there, boy. Now you also really? You you have said and you believe this passionately. And you talk about it that you think white people need to get in touch with God. You do. You all do. You gotta get God praise, man. You got to give him praise, You know, no matter what it is, you gotta get give guys from love, you know? How do you do that every day, life, every little stuff. You just gotta acknowledge God do like, if you order chicken sandwich, you tell them no cheese, but they end up on cheese on there anyway, That's God telling you. You need to eat that. She So you gotta acknowledge that. You got to say, Won't he do it and then to yourself? You got to say yes, he will. Really? Yeah. You do it. Yes, he will. I say for you. Won't he do it? Yes, he will. It ISI looking back. And if you go to a bar and you drink for 16 hours, right? Right. We usually do. Right? Okay. And I feel just like $700 right? But they leave off a couple zeros and your tab is not $7 right? That's God. Tell me you that. Hey, I got some free drinks. Free drinks for you, right? You got to say for yourself. Won't you do it? You go. Yes, you will. Yes, you is. You did it wrong, though. You don't go. Yes. Yeah. My guess is it's yes. He went to see Well, that's how you got to do it. And drinking for six. You think they threw me out of church intothe? You'll says you gotta give Give Give God I love. You know, even you all you are. You know how many people wanted tickets here tonight. You got the tickets? You gotta get way. Won't do it. Wow, they're not Half of them were like, Well, this isn't our first choice wail of fortune, but brothers tour stops here. I was getting my person, you know, you, uh, you know, this is actually kind of a compliment, but people are using jokes from your special. You're special s so much good stuff in it that people were using some of your bits. Yeah, even businesses like I do this bit, which is a legitimate question. I ask, Do bigger women get kidnapped? Right. Uh, like, that's a legitimate I never seen here for just asking. That's my special. But but but restaurants start making signs and stuff going Be safe. Eat cake. You found one. This is a really someone. You saw this. That's crazy. They took that from you took that from me. You're not getting paid. I'm not getting nothing. Yeah, I can't even get in. Okay. I got another thing. You got a little catchphrase that you used on the special that has caught on with people. Yes. I say slap. That's another kid. That's a catch phrase or a lot of people been saying slap? It sound like a plan. That's what it is. A plan? Yeah, you do. A really funny thing about you. Is your cousin my cousin? Yeah, he He's gay. And he always says, Hey, come on, let's go over here. Let's go to the party. We should get in free because I know the balance. And I'm like, Okay, like, slap I So who's using it? You've got, like, people, but some other. My son's mother. She was saying at first saying that first, you should always they slap on. I was gonna put our name in my special, but she was I keep my goddamn name out your mouth. So what? So it's going well, Didn't like isn't like ESPN or someone. He s being used it. Yeah, I seen that line. Dry balls. Should he go to second base? Last sound like a plan.
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