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  • (both laughing)

  • - Talk about how amazing my carrot cake was.

  • - Right, yes.

  • Hello everyone!

  • Welcome to today's livestream,

  • in which Claudia would like me to discuss how amazing

  • the birthday cake she made for me was.

  • Is that it?

  • - Well, you didn't really say much about it.

  • - No. (both laughing)

  • This is not the...

  • - It was an amazing birthday cake,

  • it was so good. - It was.

  • - It was low FODMAP, so it was sugar free, dairy free,

  • and gluten free. - It was.

  • - It was amazing. - Not dairy free.

  • Lactose, it was lactose free. - Sorry,

  • lactose free.

  • - Yeah, it had Greek yogurt and cream cheese,

  • they were lactose free ones.

  • Yeah, I'm pretty impressed with myself.

  • - That is very impressive.

  • - This on the other hand was the full fat, sugar,

  • everything bad for you cake. - Gluten. (laughs)

  • - Which I'm eating, - That one.

  • - And actually you can see it like glistening,

  • it's that much sugar in it.

  • - Ew. - Yeah I know.

  • - But that's not what we're actually here for

  • in today's livestream.

  • By the way,

  • do let us know if you can hear and see us perfectly

  • and we will try and adjust this thing if not.

  • - Ah, there's Walter, hi guys.

  • - Oh, hey Walter.

  • You're joining our stream?

  • - He's just trying to come get my cake.

  • - No I see.

  • No, today we're doing a birthday PO box unboxing!

  • - Woo!

  • - Of all the amazing things that I got sent

  • for my birthday,

  • 'cause it was my birthday if you didn't know.

  • Like, two weeks ago.

  • - Gonna go on about it for the next, oh I can't do math,

  • 300 and 14 something days. (Jessica laughing)

  • - I'm 30 now, alright?

  • - Oh my god.

  • - That means I'm allowed to get three times as excited

  • about my birthday as I did last decade.

  • - Okay.

  • That's some strange.

  • (Jessica laughing)

  • - That's my mats, that's the birthday mats,

  • everyone knows the birthday mats, surely.

  • Back me up here.

  • They know.

  • Yeah, anyway,

  • so we're gonna open stuff and we're gonna play a game

  • where every time someone gets a Super Chat,

  • which you can do at the bottom of your little chat

  • that you're going through there,

  • every time someone asks a questions with Super Chat,

  • we have to answer it in 30 seconds.

  • - I don't know who's idea this was 'cause,

  • we ramble so we may miss-- - We do ramble.

  • - A Super Chat quite easily.

  • - But that's why we've got Clara,

  • Clara is today moderating,

  • she's down in the comments if you see my face,

  • the name pop up, it's not me, it's Clara,

  • who's currently having her hair bleached.

  • - Oh is she?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Is she at the hairdresser still?

  • - (laughing) Yeah!

  • - She's just sitting there moderating.

  • - Clara just sat there with bleach on her head,

  • moderating these comments.

  • You go Clara!

  • You go!

  • I think, I think, correct me if I'm wrong here Clara,

  • but I think she's going yellow.

  • What you saying there Clara?

  • - Everyone is like, missing Claudia.

  • That was a good thing. - Aw, see?

  • - I'm here, it's okay!

  • - Everybody love you.

  • I love you the most.

  • - Mhm, that's probably true.

  • - Huh?

  • - I said that's probably true.

  • - Oh I hope so.

  • Should be.

  • I'm your wife.

  • - If there's someone else that loves me more,

  • then maybe I should ditch you,

  • (Jessica laughing) and get with them.

  • - If there's someone else who declares they love you more,

  • I shall duel them!

  • - Duel them?

  • - I'm not sure how, or what with.

  • - With your intellect.

  • - What? - And humor.

  • - My humor,

  • We shall duel.

  • - A comedy laugh off.

  • And I'll sit there and I'll be like (laughing).

  • - So, I think we're gonna go well.

  • Okay, give me a present.

  • - Oh, I'm passing you things, right.

  • Whoop!

  • - Ooh!

  • - This is a big envelope.

  • - This is exciting.

  • This is from Laura Elizabeth, in Competence.

  • - United States.

  • That's just her road name.

  • - Oh, sorry!

  • Don't read out people's road names Jessica.

  • Jesus.

  • She's from Eldersburg,

  • that's what I meant to say.

  • Oh, this is very exciting.

  • I like when they're quite big.

  • Ooh!

  • Presents!

  • - Ooh, someone.

  • What would be your dream birthday adventure?

  • - What, you really scared me there.

  • - From CC1arm. - Don't sneak up on me.

  • Sorry?

  • - What would be your dream birthday adventure?

  • - Okay, and we've got 30 seconds to do it.

  • (speaks quietly)

  • - What would be your dream birthday adventure?

  • - Wait, I'm gonna time you.

  • - Oh am I answering it?

  • I think it's you that has to answer it,

  • it's your birthday.

  • Oh, Tilly, hi!

  • - The dogs are very cute.

  • Okay, okay, okay, 30 seconds, my dream birthday adventure.

  • That right?

  • Okay.

  • My dream birthday adventure would be

  • just kind of the birthday that we went on actually

  • 'cause we went to a spa and it was really great,

  • and it had a swimming pool,

  • and I love swimming pools.

  • Maybe, if it was somewhere really exciting,

  • like maybe if we went to the Lake District

  • and it was either super, super snowy

  • or quite warm 'cause I like the Lake District when it's both

  • got lots and lots of snow and really sunny.

  • - I think snowing would be nice, 'cause it's like--

  • - Oh yeah, 'cause my birthday is in January 21st,

  • so it would be kinda silly if it wasn't,

  • if it was really, really hot and not snowing.

  • So yeah, snowing and a spa and you.

  • (alarm ringing) - In the Lake District.

  • That's good.

  • - Yeah.

  • Welcome.

  • - Okay. - Yay!

  • Oh we have a new member?

  • Hello!

  • Wait, is your name Lowlifeonbatteries?

  • 'Cause that that is cool.

  • Hi new member!

  • By the way, we have this thing called

  • the Kellgren-Fozard Club.

  • But the last time we did a livestream,

  • was actually a private livestream chat

  • for the Kellgren-Fozard Club. - I wasn't there.

  • - Huh? - I was at work.

  • - You came in at the end. - Oh yeah,

  • I came in at the end.

  • - They saw your faces.

  • Your faces? - Yeah,

  • they might've just seen my like, body down,

  • 'cause I don't think I bent down low enough.

  • - They saw you? - They saw my, yeah.

  • - Anyway. - Anyway, yeah.

  • - It was fun, yeah. - Open presents!

  • - Okay, okay.

  • This is from Laura.

  • Aw, she says I hope you enjoy the brown paper packages

  • tied up with string.

  • - Aw, we do.

  • - Aw!

  • Claudia's present was slightly damaged.

  • - Why've I got a present?

  • Whoa.

  • - Wait, are these Christmas presents?

  • These may be delayed Christmas present as well.

  • Aw.

  • Right, lovely letter to read later, thank you Laura.

  • Happy birthday Jessica.

  • - No, it says happy birthday, so.

  • - Oh look, one says Claudia and one says Jessica.

  • - Oh that's cool.

  • - My birthday is going very well for you.

  • - I think it might be a book, just throwing it out there.

  • - Huh? - It might be a book.

  • - Ooh, is it by any chance, what was it,

  • "The Periodic Table of Feminism?"

  • - Oh god. - Because I got that.

  • (laughing) Twice.

  • - We were opening our presents with our friends

  • and they were like, uh.

  • Be careful. - It'd be pretty funny

  • if it was that.

  • - Huh?

  • - I'd be pretty funny it it was that.

  • - Yeah. - I don't think it is.

  • - No, no, ooh.

  • - Hello. - What is it?

  • - Oh wait, why am I staring at yours?

  • Look at mine.

  • - It's a notebook, a C!

  • - Ooh, mine's a J!

  • - With a pen. - Oh, it's got a pen!

  • - That's nice.

  • - Sorry, I get very excited by pens, clearly.

  • Ooh. - Looks good.

  • For my notes. - This is so cool.

  • We're really into notebooks,

  • so this is a very good present for us.

  • - We like writing notes.

  • Thank you very much! - Thank you!

  • - So many pages of paper.

  • Okay.

  • - Well it gets a bit weird, the paper.

  • - Oh, sorry.

  • - Go for it.

  • And the next question is... - Lynventure.

  • - Watching you on a no spawn day, great livestream.

  • Thank you! - No spoon day, darling.

  • - What?

  • - Watching you on no spoon day.

  • - Dyslexia! - You said spawn.

  • - (laughing) I don't even know what that means!

  • - It's when you're like, are like literally minus spoons.

  • (Jessica laughing)

  • - We're getting to minus spoons,

  • you're only had the spawn. - Just the spawn.

  • - Oh dear.

  • Well hi Lyn, thank you very much.

  • I am glad that we can enjoy you on your no spoon day.

  • - Yes. - No spoons.

  • - Okay. - Oh no.

  • He's actually playing with that paper.

  • - Woo! - Woo!

  • - Wait, I'm just in the way here, you go.

  • You enjoy yourself back there.

  • Next present!

  • This is so fun.

  • Oh, this is from,

  • I remember this!

  • This is from Catherine's lovely big box.

  • If you've watched, what was it called,

  • Christmas.

  • - Christmas day box opening?

  • - Thank you, yes.

  • - I don't know. (both laughing)

  • - We did a video where we opened Christmas presents.

  • I have brain fog and no brain.

  • - Look at the dogs, they're like.

  • - Hi guys.

  • Sometimes they're a bit weird where they stare.

  • At your stuff and you're like, why?

  • Ooh, assorted cosmetic wedges.

  • - Always very good. - Can't lie, useful.

  • - Yes.

  • - Oh my god, look!

  • Sorry. - I was going to say,

  • they obviously know you wear a lot of makeup.

  • - Look, look, what?

  • This is a deaf thing, okay?

  • She can just say whatever the hell she likes behind my back

  • and I'm just like.

  • - 'Cause you took your hearing aid out

  • 'cause you had a bit of a headache.

  • - What?

  • No, what?

  • - You took your hearing aid out.

  • - Oh no, I'm wearing it.

  • - Oh you are wearing it!

  • Okay.

  • Oh I'm on the wrong side.

  • - What? - I'm on your wrong side.

  • - Yes, true.

  • - I always sit on this side of the bed.

  • - But this is the way we sit, wife.

  • This is the way we sit.

  • Look, Maybelline SuperStay 24 Hour.

  • - Are they the colors that you actually wear as well?

  • - It's cherry pie.

  • - Oh yeah.

  • Wow, that's a fan.

  • - Good choice.

  • Well done.

  • - Walter's gone off with he bag!

  • - [Jessica] Walter!

  • - Naughty boy!

  • (both laughing)

  • - How did that even happen?

  • Jesus!

  • You are so quick.

  • He just wants the things we're interested in.

  • - There's probably some food in there.

  • - Aw, look.

  • Aw.

  • It's a tiny Ariel.

  • - That's very sweet.

  • - That's so sweet,

  • Catherine obviously gave us an Ariel bobble.

  • - Walter! (both laughing)

  • Subtle.

  • - Cool kid, well done.

  • I'm just falling over now.

  • Like, Elizabeth's like, Walter's like,

  • gimme the paper bag mom!

  • That's exactly what he's like.

  • Exactly.

  • You are quite right. (Claudia laughing)

  • - Okay.

  • - Oh yeah, again for those of you who don't know,

  • Clara is the person who is writing with my name right now.

  • - Alright.

  • Next thing.

  • - So cool, mini Ariel.

  • Right.

  • - Posable.

  • Sorry, just saw that.

  • - Posable mini Ariel. - Oh yeah,

  • you can move her legs and her head

  • when she's not strapped in this.

  • - I don't think this intriguing for you guys,

  • but look!

  • It's mini!

  • And you can move it!

  • Wow. - Walter's like,

  • suddenly appearing behind me like,

  • (Jessica laughing) say what now?

  • Posable limbs. - Okay,

  • next present!

  • This is so great, can I just say.

  • I have actually been feeling a bit...

  • - Yeah you have been in a really weird mood today.

  • - What?

  • - You've been in a really weird mood.

  • - I have.

  • I think I'm just like crashing finally,

  • because it was my birthday which was super exciting,

  • and then it was Saturday and then we had to like

  • immediately pack the house because people were gonna come

  • and view our house because we're selling our house.

  • So I had to pack all my bags so I could leave

  • and then on Sunday, I flew all the way to San Francisco.

  • - It's been pretty filling.

  • - Yeah, and then I was in San Francisco for a week

  • just working nonstop,

  • and then we came back straight to my birthday party

  • which was the best thing ever.

  • 'Cause all my friends and there was a peacock.

  • - Woo!

  • Okay, another question.

  • - Oh, sorry.

  • - Oh, what was Claudia up to last week?

  • - What did you do when I was away?

  • - Cry.

  • - Gonna get scissors. - Well, actually,

  • I was at work, so you know, that was fun.

  • And then my dad came to stay,

  • so I had some company in the evening

  • but also so that the dogs had someone to look after them.

  • And we had some people viewing our house,

  • because as Jessica said, we're selling it.

  • And...

  • Oh yes,

  • and basically I spent a long, long time collecting

  • all the photos of Jessica from her 30 years of life.

  • And basically, I spent a lot of hours trying to work out

  • how the internet works and downloading images

  • without all the extra random files that come with.

  • Yeah. - Oh, is this about your

  • attempt to download images?

  • - Yeah, I was like, why can't I just download an image?

  • - There's not a way how to take an image from Instagram.

  • - It comes with all these extra random files.

  • - So I came back, all of my laptops,

  • every single trash was like full of you attempting to--

  • - I know, I didn't hide my--

  • - Just save HTML, she just downloaded code.

  • - Anyway. - That was it.

  • - I printed them out and then we decorated

  • the house with them.

  • - This is very exciting, it's from Carl Jones.

  • Oh, hello, we got a Super Chat from Janette.

  • - Woo!

  • Hello!

  • - It just says hello from Alabama.

  • - That's no question, but,

  • hello! - Hello!

  • We must reply in 30 seconds.

  • - Well we did. - A lot of hellos.

  • Wait, we should always open the card first next time.

  • Oh, hey did someone put a sticker down?

  • Press the sticker.

  • - Hey you. - Jackie!

  • - Yay! - Aw, thanks, I forgot to say.

  • Jackie reminded me, sorry, really silly of me,

  • should've said, but my channel's testing this new thing

  • for YouTube which is called Suer Stickers.

  • So, down below at the bottom of the comments,

  • where you can see the dollar sign

  • that takes you to Super Chats,

  • it now also does the Super Stickers.

  • So you can click on it and then you can choose

  • from a whole range of stickers

  • and then you can just post them!

  • And, as Camila just pointed out,

  • if you're a member of the Kellgren-Fozard Club,

  • you can also use special custom emojis

  • like that super excited tea one.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Which is the one that everyone loves.

  • I should really upload more of those.

  • - That was really cute.

  • - Tell you what, everyone who's got me on Twitter

  • can you please send me a tweet suggesting what

  • else you'd like to see as a custom emoji.

  • Hey!

  • - What is with the pear?

  • - What? - Cool pear.

  • It's a pear!

  • Or is it an avocado?

  • No. - What?

  • - The thing, that's running around, the sticker thing.

  • - That's a pear.

  • - That's a pear, okay.

  • - That's a pear 'cause it's got a little length.

  • - Either way, a pear or an avocado.

  • - That's a pear.

  • That's a pear.

  • - Okay.

  • - Oh hey, question.

  • How did you deal with the time difference?

  • Thanks, love you too! - Oh, that was hard.

  • Basically, at like six, well, we're both early risers,

  • so about six in the morning you were just getting to bed.

  • Like so it would be your midnight, no.

  • It was like your 10 p.m.

  • and that was my morning.

  • So sometimes we would like send

  • a few messages to each other over FaceTime,

  • so it was like, we always looked,

  • no offense, but not our best when we were chatting.

  • 'Cause it would be like,

  • you know that FaceTime tune when you do it in bed like this.

  • - I didn't have my eyebrows on.

  • - And it's just like the most unattractive view, like.

  • Hey, I'm in bed.

  • It's like, morning face.

  • - When you're married to someone, it's fine.

  • - Yeah, it's fine.

  • - It's not rude.

  • 'Cause here we are and there's seconds.

  • This is so pretty.

  • Happy birthday to you.

  • Ooh.

  • Hello, I don't usually send birthday cards to strangers.

  • Yeah. - To strangers (laughing).

  • Fair enough.

  • - I feel ya, Kara.

  • Wow, P.S. the gift enclosed was my grandma's

  • and has been collecting dust for ages

  • and not as stylish as you.

  • Aw. - Aw.

  • - I hope you can give it a better home than I have.

  • - Oh, let's see what it is.

  • - Oh, what a treat.

  • Be careful not to...

  • Hello, and Lizzylizzard just left a lot of emojis

  • if we notice you, - Notice me!

  • - It would make her day.

  • - Lizzylizard.

  • - Mwah.

  • Hello.

  • Okay, ooh.

  • What, how?

  • I don't know what happened.

  • Okay.

  • It's tiny. - It must be a broach.

  • I think it's gonna be a broach.

  • - Ooh, I like broaches.

  • I'm hoping in the new house

  • that I get an entire fitted wardrobe

  • and it'll have one of those like thin pullout shelves.

  • It'll be just for broaches.

  • Just putting that out there universe.

  • - Aw. - Aw, that's so sweet!

  • That is so cute.

  • Also, loving the wrapping paper.

  • - Yeah.

  • Everyone like loves seeing unicorn.

  • - Aw, look, it's this beautiful little broach.

  • I'm gonna try and...

  • Make a face.

  • There we go, can you see it?

  • Can you see it?

  • Y'all.

  • That's delightful.

  • That's so sweet, thank you so much.

  • It's gonna go into my special pullout broach drawer.

  • Ooh! - And every time you see it

  • you'll think of her?

  • - Hello, wait.

  • We got a Super Chat.

  • I'm just all over the place today.

  • - Yes, I can't keep up,

  • I have no idea what's happening.

  • - What?

  • - I have no idea what's happening (laughing).

  • I'm just really lost, I'm like.

  • - I feel like that's every livestream ever.

  • It's a lot.

  • How do you prioritize the balance between activities

  • and rest when you travel?

  • And I'll answer in 30 seconds.

  • The answer is I have a Clara.

  • But this time I had a Clara.

  • (speaks quickly) 'cause she kept Clara company

  • and I was like, rest!

  • Clara is amazing because she forcibly makes me sit down.

  • - Yeah she actually got behind and said,

  • Clara is actually better than you on travels.

  • And I was like...

  • - I'm sorry!

  • But it's true though!

  • - It's because I want us to do nice things together

  • whereas Clara is like, yeah you just go lie down

  • for two hours whilst me and Evalina do things together.

  • (alarm ringing) - Well you ruined

  • my 30 second explanation.

  • Jesus.

  • Yes, basically, you have to have someone with you I think

  • who's really great and spaced and is just like,

  • okay, it's time to sit and stop.

  • - I'm pretty chill, but also when I'm on holiday

  • I like to do active things

  • and I like to go out and see things and so do you.

  • - No, no, no, sorry, that my face was like I guess

  • it's a bit different 'cause this was a work trip.

  • So it wasn't like,

  • when we travel it's not normally a work trip,

  • it's more like a let's go and have fun.

  • So then we have to forcibly be like it's time.

  • Actually, we do quite good,

  • 'cause we tend to do a thing in the morning,

  • rest in the afternoon, and a thing in the evening.

  • - I think the thing is we plan the day well,

  • so in the morning, we'll get a guide book out and whatever

  • and look at our phones but then like, okay,

  • in the morning, let's go to this place,

  • and then we'll have lunch here.

  • And we'll work out a distance from each place,

  • so it won't be like,

  • let's just wander around and find something for lunch.

  • - Don't wander.

  • - No, we'll kind of have a destination in mind

  • and then we'll be like, okay,

  • and then if we go out for lunch let's not go out for dinner.

  • So then we'll go back to the room and rest.

  • - Yeah, if you're a no spoons person, don't ever wander,

  • that's a bad idea.

  • - So we always have a route and a plan,

  • and also how we're gonna get from A to B,

  • like oh we're gonna get the tram or gonna get the--

  • - Can I just say, we have terribly run over 30 seconds.

  • - Okay, whatever, moving on.

  • - So, we're gonna move on and we're gonna welcome, hi,

  • we're gonna welcome Kaylaho.

  • She's from the Facebook club. - Hello!

  • - You're meant to clap. - Oh! (clapping)

  • Walter's very interested in the little Ariel down there.

  • - Walter's whoa.

  • I think Walter's into your brownie.

  • - Oh!

  • That would make more sense,

  • - Yeah. (Claudia laughing)

  • I was like, I did not know he was a fan of Disney.

  • - No, no,

  • Walter is just very into that good looking brownie.

  • No, I'm sorry, away friend, away.

  • Go away.

  • But yes, welcome to Kellgren-Fozard Club Kayla (claps) woo!

  • - I'm gonna put it away.

  • - The brownie is leaving the room.

  • The brownie is leaving, everything is okay.

  • (Claudia speaking quietly)

  • What?

  • - [Claudia] Open another present

  • or we'll just be here forever.

  • - So, yes, let's open something.

  • Oh, okay, this is an interesting looking thing.

  • Where's my scissors gone?

  • Anyone see where I put my scissors?

  • Why am I asking?

  • Like you can see my whole room.

  • I don't know.

  • I had scissors, right?

  • Where did I put them?

  • Okay.

  • Sure, well done, Jessica.

  • Ah, I found the scissors.

  • Some people say

  • I shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of scissors.

  • They're probably right.

  • - [Claudia] You find the scissors?

  • - Scissors.

  • Wow, hello, why is this super...

  • - Fertilywaltertrees.

  • - Aw, thank you Jerryskeeper,

  • that's very kind of you. - Aw.

  • - Aw.

  • Tilly and Walter,

  • you guys are gonna have some good treats now.

  • - I did actually just give them some lamb and pea

  • Caesar's dog food.

  • It was so smelly.

  • - Ooh!

  • Oh my god, oh my god.

  • It's a mug, but not just any mug,

  • oh no, it says, this human is protected by a Pomapoo.

  • If you don't know, Tilly is a Pomapoo.

  • Beware of: wiggling, drooling, licking, snoring, farting.

  • - Yeah, and in that order, she does do wiggling.

  • Actually, probably more wiggling, licking.

  • - I would say licking is number one.

  • - She doesn't really fart that much.

  • - Look at that.

  • Look!

  • Look at that.

  • Ah, that is so good!

  • But wait, it's covered up who it's from.

  • The sticker covers who it's from.

  • Oh no!

  • What is that, Walter!

  • That is my lipstick!

  • - I got some definite munchies going on here.

  • I've been eating throughout this entire video.

  • (both laughing)

  • I have however moved on to something healthier.

  • I'm now eating a clementine.

  • - My god, what is going on?

  • You have got the munchies, Walter has got the munchies,

  • thank you so much for whomever kindly gave me this mug

  • that was unfortunately covered by the sticker

  • and I now I can't peel off.

  • - Someone will message you.

  • - Please message me!

  • Okay.

  • Next.

  • You're in charge of this, remember?

  • Melissa!

  • Clara says Melissa got me the mug!

  • - Ah, cool. - Thank you so much Melissa.

  • - Good choice Melissa. - That's a very good choice,

  • I love it.

  • - Walter is desperately looking for the brownie

  • I have now moved.

  • - AliceMarian is like,

  • Claudia and her incredible metabolism.

  • - I know.

  • - I know.

  • Do you have any idea how much it costs to feed this girl?

  • So much, you just eat.

  • She just eats.

  • - Yup.

  • - What's with all that meat?

  • You feel like a man sometimes.

  • Such massive steaks.

  • Sorry, that was very like--

  • - Gendered, yeah. - Gendered.

  • I mean some kind of like, body builder man.

  • - Again, they probably just eat like lean meat

  • and protein shakes.

  • - That's true, you probably eat more fat than they do.

  • Anyway, moving on. - I like fat.

  • - To Jessica Out Of the Closet.

  • By the way, these these have been sent to my PO box

  • and the address of my PO box is in the description

  • of this video. (lip popping)

  • - M-hm, not that you need more stuff right now. (laughing)

  • - Tomorrow-- - You got a lot of stuff--

  • - We weren't gonna do this today.

  • - I think we should just like 30 seconds,

  • you need to open at least a thing every 30 seconds.

  • - Oh my god, okay, ah, fine.

  • - Timing you. - Oh my god!

  • - Who is your favorite Disney princess?

  • Sorry.

  • - Would you stop shacking, shacking?

  • Shocking the deaf girl?

  • Jesus.

  • - Her favorite Disney princess is Pocahontas.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Because it reminds her of me.

  • Mine is (speaks quietly).

  • - Or actually Anna, no Meridia, yeah.

  • - Mine's Mulan.

  • - Oh good choice!

  • - Yeah.

  • - I can see that for you.

  • - 'Cause she's got like similar Chinese heritage to me

  • and she's like tomboy and--

  • - And if you lived in that era you would certainly cut off

  • all your hair and be very--

  • - And she's very like, brave,

  • and funny and she's not your conventional princess.

  • I like it.

  • - That is you.

  • If one of them is gonna be gay, it would probably be Mulan.

  • - I mean, yeah, she ends up with a guy with long hair.

  • - Who kind of liked her when she was a boy anyway.

  • A boy, so, you know.

  • Okay, this is from Yasmin.

  • And look at it!

  • It us! - Aww,

  • it's a personalized pen!

  • Is it a pen?

  • No, it's a hair pin.

  • Is that a hair pin?

  • Is that a hair pin?

  • - I think it might be a bookmark, oh dear.

  • - I have no idea about these girly things.

  • - I mean, it's a hair pin now.

  • No, just leave it, it's stuck there.

  • - Isn't that cute!

  • - But look, I'll get really close, can you see?

  • I don't know if you can see, but it's a picture of us.

  • - On our wedding.

  • It's not actually from our wedding

  • but it's in our wedding dresses.

  • All right that's good.

  • - I love it.

  • Oh my god. - Oh sorry.

  • - Right. - Another from Yasmin.

  • - So cool!

  • Good job Yasmin!

  • - This is...

  • - Hi Jessica, we thought you'd enjoy our new book,

  • "The Queeriodic Table."

  • I hope you like it, all the best, Jasmine.

  • - Wow!

  • - The name of a princess.

  • Oh my god. - That is cool.

  • - "The Queeriodic Table:

  • "A CELEBRATION OF LGBTQ+ CULTURE."

  • - Awesome.

  • - Ooh, oh my god look!

  • - Yeah. - That's so--

  • (cross talking)

  • Wow.

  • Game changers, Freddy Mercury.

  • - Good, good.

  • - This is so...

  • - Education, educational stuff, it's good.

  • - I'm so interested into educational books.

  • - I'm opening this for your love, since you're so slow.

  • It's a little card. - Jessica.

  • Why'd I really say that like. - Jessica?

  • - Surprising.

  • - Oh we're missing stuff. - Like that's my name.

  • - Right.

  • - People think it's a letter opener.

  • (gasps)

  • - Oh!

  • - Yes, because you wanted to get me a letter opener!

  • - It is!

  • All right, so we'll try it out now.

  • Okay.

  • - Yes.

  • - Right.

  • - And it's nicely not dangerous for me.

  • - Oh okay, you're right.

  • We're up to date with the move of things.

  • - Oh look at this card, isn't that precious?

  • My nanny used to send me this card.

  • - That's so sweet. - They're gorgeous.

  • Hey Jessica, happy birthday!

  • Hope you like the bracelets,

  • I had it made with your birthstone.

  • - Aw, that's lovely. - Oh, I love it!

  • Put it on me.

  • - You're gonna be like covered and everything,

  • including letter openers.

  • You're gonna use it--

  • - My letter opener pen has gone!

  • Made in England by the (speaks quietly).

  • Thank you, Daisy, who is a new clubby.

  • Hey Daisy! - Ooh, a new clubby.

  • That's lovely!

  • - Oh that is beautiful.

  • - It goes exactly with what you're wearing.

  • - This thing.

  • Thing.

  • - Webcam.

  • - Thank you,

  • this not great at close up.

  • - No, it's okay, it's all right.

  • - I love this, this is so nice.

  • - Next one,

  • oh sorry I didn't let you use your letter opener.

  • That's 'cause it was already kind of open.

  • - Oh, cool!

  • For someone special on their birthday.

  • Look how big it is.

  • I like it.

  • Oh wow, strawberry ice cream?

  • - Ooh it's a recipe!

  • - Whoo! - That's really sweet.

  • - Oh my goodness.

  • Make this for me.

  • Dear Jessica, I hope you can enjoy it

  • and spend some time cooking with your wife.

  • What could possibly go wrong?

  • - Aw, it's Alice Maryann!

  • Hello again.

  • Cool.

  • My mom's favorite sugar-free ice cream recipe.

  • - Aw, that's cute, okay you're gonna make me that.

  • - Huh? - You're gonna make me that.

  • - Why am I making it for you?

  • You can eat regular ice cream.

  • - All right.

  • - I mean, yeah--

  • - Okay you can open this one with your letter opener.

  • - Ooh, okay.

  • Woo!

  • Yeah!

  • It really works! - Woo!

  • - This is very exciting.

  • Happy birthday!

  • - Yay!

  • - I think it's handmade.

  • Oh it is, that's so cool.

  • Aw, Jessica, best of all,

  • your name is one of my favorites to write in cursive.

  • - It is very nice.

  • - I'm actually named after my great aunt Jessie.

  • - Everyone knows that,

  • I think you've said that at least 10 times.

  • (both laughing) - I have memory problems.

  • - We've only been married nearly,

  • we've only been marries two and a half years.

  • I'm like, we know that already!

  • I've heard this story 10 times!

  • - So rude!

  • We actually do share stories over and over again together,

  • she's joking.

  • Oh, Sarah Beth.

  • Thank you very much.

  • Aw, take care of yourself, we're all thinking of you.

  • That is so sweet.

  • Thank you.

  • - Next one.

  • - Oh I get to use my letter opener again.

  • - Christmas card. - What, what?

  • - I think this might be a Christmas card

  • 'cause it's addressed to both of us

  • and it's from Rachel Pastols from Ohio.

  • Ohio?

  • Ohoa, what?

  • Omaha.

  • Omaha!

  • Is that a place, Omaca?

  • (both laughing)

  • Omaha?

  • - Oh my god!

  • - So sorry. - Okay,

  • it's either from like Omaha, Omaca...

  • I don't even know.

  • Ooh, but I'm using my letter opener

  • and it's good stuff. - That was a good present

  • to open early on.

  • - An excellent present.

  • - [Both] Aw!

  • - It's a Christmas card.

  • - It's to both of us!

  • - Yeah.

  • - Aw, thank you! - Thank you!

  • - I'm gonna have a lovely sit later and read all of these.

  • - Aw, someone said Lucyyouknow.

  • - Lucyyouknow_8 sent to respond.

  • Did you have a question you send?

  • - All right next one.

  • - You don't have to have a question, that's fine.

  • The next one is from...

  • Thank you.

  • From France! - From France!

  • - What says?

  • - What says?

  • Sometimes I just say stuff.

  • - Why did you look at me in such horror?

  • - Yeah (clears throat) comes out of my mouth.

  • Dear Jessica, wishing you a happy birthday.

  • I meant to write this card last year but my laziness

  • caught me in the process.

  • That's quite all right.

  • - As they say in French, (speaks foreign language)

  • That's not actually what he's written.

  • She, sorry.

  • Not a she...

  • We don't know. (both laughing)

  • We're not good with French names.

  • - Are we French either?

  • No. - No.

  • Sorry.

  • - Thank you.

  • (speaking in foreign language)

  • - I'm so sorry.

  • We both did French and you wouldn't know it.

  • - To be fair,

  • deaf and dyslexic, so.

  • I don't think either of us had a chance really.

  • - I'm not even like (speaks quietly).

  • (Jessica laughing) Is that a good excuse?

  • What?

  • - That's a terrible excuse!

  • I'm sorry, my genes don't speak English.

  • (Claudia speaks quietly)

  • - Right.

  • Next one.

  • - You're a terror.

  • From the UK!

  • - Oh good. (laughs)

  • - I believe, or you, I see.

  • Thank you so much.

  • What are you doing Walter?

  • Jessica should do a perfume line from missing Claudia,

  • and model the bottle after Claudia.

  • - Model the bottle after me, what would that look like?

  • - I love it.

  • Oh my god.

  • - What's those bottles that look like (speaks quietly).

  • - Oh Jean Paul-- - Yeah.

  • It would be Jessica.

  • I'm sensual. - Yeah.

  • - Oh this one is to Jessica, Claudia, Walter, and Matilda.

  • Oh, and it's lovely!

  • Look at that!

  • I hope your day is filled with joy

  • and inundated with spoons.

  • - We did have a lot of spoons on your birthday.

  • - Sorry?

  • - We did have a lot of spoons.

  • - I was so like, weirdly caffeinated.

  • - Not on your actual birthday,

  • which is when we went to the spa.

  • That's when you kind of collected spoon energy.

  • But like on the weekend away, you were actually very good.

  • - Yeah, weirdly.

  • We landed from the plane and Evalina and Clara just crashed

  • and energy-wise, sorry.

  • Energy-wise.

  • And I had a lot of caffeine

  • and I was determined to keep going.

  • - Yes.

  • - There is a questions about whether there are more presents

  • because Vanessa says hers has been missed if it's not there.

  • - There are more presents.

  • - There are more.

  • - Okay, here's one.

  • - We're okay.

  • - I don't know.

  • - This is from, I don't know just open it.

  • We will find out. - Lift it.

  • Someone just said,

  • can we have a private Discord group for the club?

  • Quick question, what's Discord?

  • Should I know that?

  • - Sorry what did you say?

  • - Huh?

  • - Clara, maybe suggest a private Discord group for the club.

  • - What's Discord?

  • - I have no idea, maybe it's like, I don't know.

  • Clara might know.

  • Anyways it's not addressed to us,

  • it was addressed to Clara, so.

  • - Sorry.

  • I'm just getting involved in Clara's private messages.

  • Oh, by the way, yes,

  • I am sure if it's to do with conversation stuff,

  • that's going to improve it.

  • - Get to your present. - Someone just said,

  • I missed that.

  • - What?

  • Discord is where people can chat in person.

  • I don't know how to use Discord but...

  • Oh it must be an app, or something.

  • - Oh my god, can we just, this is beautiful.

  • - Nice. - Majestic.

  • It's got-- - Oh.

  • - Ooh. - The British gold company.

  • - Okay, that doesn't tell me what it is.

  • - Something to do with gold?

  • Let me see.

  • - Wait, open the present?

  • Where did the, but where did the?

  • But there was no card.

  • - It's undergone a stringent process with 24 karat gold

  • application and several layers

  • of the purest gold (speaks quietly).

  • Wow!

  • - Well, thank you.

  • Who sent it?

  • - Did it not have a letter or anything with it?

  • - No.

  • It came from here.

  • There was no letter.

  • - Is this not the letter or is it not one.

  • - Wait, maybe when I open this

  • it will have the person's name.

  • Hang on.

  • - Wow! (both exclaiming)

  • That's so nice! - This is so pretty.

  • Wow, okay.

  • I'm so happy, look.

  • I've got... - Two letter openers.

  • - I'm gonna have a fancy work letter opener and then like,

  • a cute cutsy letter opener.

  • - You can keep it in your hair,

  • and then like when you need to open a letter,

  • you're just like, wacha!

  • I got my letter opener!

  • - You're really into that.

  • - What, what?

  • - It's got your name on it!

  • - Stop getting overexcited, you're scaring me.

  • Kellgren-Fozard!

  • Oh it's this...

  • Is there any way I can show this to you?

  • Can you see it? - Yeah!

  • - Sorry for my nails.

  • - They've both been personalized,

  • everything made for you, personalized gifts.

  • Personalized beautiful.

  • We had a rule actually, if we keep something in our house,

  • it has to be either beautiful, practical...

  • - No it has to be beautiful and useful.

  • - Yes.

  • - Or just useful.

  • - Or sentimental.

  • It's the only exception. - Oh yeah.

  • - And ideally that sentimental thing

  • should be useful as well.

  • - Yes, you can't keep things just because,

  • we're essentially trying to Marie Kondo our lives.

  • - So who was that from?

  • The person who wanted us to open.

  • Was is from, who is it from?

  • - Yeah, someone needs to let us know.

  • I'm so sorry, it didn't come with any kind of card.

  • Which is a shame.

  • Yes, Jessica will be at VidCon next week!

  • If you're going to VidCon, I'll be there!

  • - So will I!

  • - Come say hi to us!

  • - Maybe, yeah.

  • - Don't let us just look like loners.

  • (Claudia scoffs)

  • - I'm really sorry in advance if I ignore you,

  • I'm usually just in up my own little world.

  • - She's not actually ignoring you,

  • she just has social anxiety.

  • - I don't have social anxiety,

  • I just get a little bit overwhelmed with like,

  • too much stimulation at these kind of events that's just

  • so much going on and I'm just like.

  • - And you dislike social situations (laughs).

  • - Okay, to an extent.

  • Right.

  • What is this?

  • - And I'll be at summer in the city as well.

  • - I feel like this might be another letter opener.

  • - Oh my god guys, if this is another letter opener,

  • I am gonna be rich in letter openers!

  • I love it.

  • - Okay, this is from,

  • oh it just has the address, what does it say?

  • - I love the fact that you've just opened that

  • without a letter opener.

  • - I know.

  • - Even though...

  • What am I dong?

  • Open it with a letter opener Jessica, Jesus.

  • - Not gonna use your new letter opener?

  • - I'm being a spy, it's in my hair.

  • - Oh it's in your hair, yeah, sorry.

  • (both laughing)

  • - By the way, what was I gonna say?

  • Oh, if you're just joining us, by the way,

  • we're opening things from my PO box that I got

  • for my birthday.

  • Oh cool, it has giraffes!

  • And we're also playing a game where every time someone

  • buys a Super Chat with questions,

  • either Claudia or I have to answer it in under 30 seconds.

  • I don't know why, I just like that.

  • Hi Jessica!

  • Happy birthday.

  • And we have a common language and a common understanding.

  • Aw, that is lovely.

  • Right, this feels a bit like a spoon!

  • - Ooh it is! - Ooh it's a spoon!

  • Didn't mean to be that loud.

  • - Spoon queen,

  • - Jessica, queen of the spoonies.

  • - That's amazing. - It's a spoon!

  • - That's a really pretty spoon as well.

  • Look at all that.

  • - I love it!

  • Show them, show them, show them.

  • - Hold the lighting.

  • - Tilt, tilt it, tilt it.

  • No, too far.

  • Little less.

  • We're so good at this.

  • - Sorry.

  • - I love that, oh my god.

  • - Look, and you can stare at yourself.

  • Really attractive. (both laughing)

  • Into the spoon.

  • - It also has a sticker that says spoonie.

  • - I don't know why I find that very amusing.

  • - It's your face!

  • - Yeah, upside down.

  • - Ooh!

  • New member!

  • Welcome Khaleesionthemoon, good name!

  • - Okay, next present.

  • - Okay, I should use one of my letter openers.

  • (gasps) Oh my god!

  • Hannah, what a question.

  • We just got a Super Chat from Hannah who says,

  • I know you're team Faith and Buffy, clearly.

  • - We had a Buffy-- - Meant to be.

  • - We had a "Buffy--

  • - "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" quiz.

  • - Quiz, at your birthday. - That's what you were

  • tying to say, yeah, yeah.

  • And but if you had to choose between Angel and Spike,

  • who is your choice?

  • Huh?

  • What?

  • - Spike.

  • - Why?

  • I hate Spike!

  • - Angel is so, meh.

  • - Yeah but I find him less of a threat

  • to Faith's love for Buffy.

  • - Oh 'cause it's all based around Faith.

  • - See what I did there?

  • - Yup.

  • - Yes!

  • Right

  • - This one is from--

  • - Is this a pen in Jessica's hair?

  • It's a letter opener. - It's a letter opener!

  • - It's a personalized letter opener.

  • - Which she's gonna watch you use on this one!

  • - And I'm a spy now.

  • - Use that from your hair.

  • - Ooh.

  • - This is from Debun.

  • - Hey!

  • Right, like this.

  • Oh. (Claudia laughing)

  • - Yeah, but that takes away from the fun.

  • - That was so disappointing!

  • - Using a letter opener.

  • Ooh, what's that? - Ooh!

  • Oh my god!

  • - Shh, lightly.

  • - I'm not very good at-- - Volume control.

  • - My volume because-- - It's all right.

  • - Aw, you still love me?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Yeah, even though I'm really loud.

  • - It's all right.

  • It's only when you shout in my ear at night time,

  • I'm like (speaks quietly).

  • - Guess the volume Jessica.

  • It's lower.

  • (giggling)

  • Happy birthday gorgeous, time to shine.

  • I love it.

  • I love it. - I love it.

  • - Oh, hi Jennifer.

  • She just sent a Super Chat that says,

  • hi much love from Sioux Falls, South Dakota.

  • - Hi! - Hi!

  • - It's pretty windy here as well actually.

  • - Aw, thank you so much,

  • by the way, you are so sweet.

  • Aw.

  • - They send us really nice-- - By the way.

  • - We had chocolate sour yesterday so,

  • I always think of them when I have chocolate sour

  • because they sent the patch. (cross talking)

  • - Love you guys!

  • By the way,

  • if you wonder what happens with all of the lovely things

  • you guys send me to my PO box,

  • I have a special little memory box where I put them.

  • - It's a little stamp!

  • - Oh wait, hang on.

  • - What?

  • - I'm...

  • I think she sent me this letter opener.

  • - Really?

  • - 'Cause, look.

  • Okay.

  • I'm trying to make the letter opener and stamp

  • sound more special.

  • Letter opener.

  • Stamp.

  • - Maybe, but we don't know for sure.

  • - Maybe

  • - This is lovely, look at this.

  • - Amazing!

  • Thank you so much.

  • Did Claudia make a missing Jessica vlog,

  • people would like to know.

  • - No.

  • - We should let you do one day though.

  • You would miss me.

  • - So bad I would cover my head.

  • - That's not true

  • - I was just telling them that.

  • (Jessica laughing)

  • Silence, and Jessica was like, yeah, that's not true.

  • - I love you, I would watch you all day every day.

  • - You do darling. - Geez.

  • This is so amazing.

  • - I'm much better in real life.

  • - What?

  • - I'm much better in real life.

  • - No, you're excellent in every way.

  • - Aw, thanks.

  • - You're very welcome.

  • Love you.

  • Okay, Super Chat, that I just like missed.

  • Sorry about that.

  • KierstenThomas says,

  • if you could watch one movie and one TV series

  • for the rest of your life, what would you both pick?

  • - That is hard.

  • - I would pick Buffy, as my TV show.

  • And as my movie,

  • I think I would pick "It's a Wonderful Life"

  • because I have to watch one film over and over,

  • so I might get really upset but,

  • well I can't watch other films so I would be upset

  • but "A Wonderful Life" makes me feel super good

  • I wouldn't feel so upset about never being able

  • to watch any other films.

  • - I think for mine, TV series might be...

  • That's quite hard, isn't it?

  • Maybe "Friends," because there's so many episodes,

  • so that would keep me kind of going for a while

  • and it's really funny.

  • And like even when you watch them again

  • it's still quite funny.

  • 'Cause I was gonna say "Alias,"

  • but there's only six seasons I think

  • so I'd get bored of that.

  • And then I was thinking like maybe "Grey's Anatomy"

  • but that again,

  • that's like suspense drama and if you know

  • what's happening next, it's like meh.

  • - I kind of know what wrong with her already, so.

  • - Definitely a comedy. - Yeah!

  • Actually, I'm with you.

  • Are we allowed to watch each other's stuff?

  • Because if we are, we're good.

  • - Film-wise, I have no idea, that's quite hard.

  • Maybe "Imagine Me and You," 'cause I just love it.

  • - Oh I love that one!

  • - Yeah, and it's really cute

  • and it gives me this nice warm feelings

  • and even though I know what happens,

  • I always get that anxious feeling that they're

  • maybe not gonna get together.

  • - I know!

  • It's so cute.

  • People are like blah, blah, blah on it

  • because it's kind of bland, Clara I'm looking at you,

  • but it's great, okay?

  • Bland is amazing, actually,

  • it's not Clara who doesn't like it, it's Andrea.

  • - Yeah. - I think Clara likes it.

  • Sorry, sorry, so much Clara that I had just misnamed you.

  • Tivarny says thank you for helping

  • me and my girlfriend with our EDS.

  • Oh you're very, very welcome.

  • - How did you help them?

  • - I don't know.

  • - Your love and support.

  • - Yes.

  • Just by being like, hey connective tissue issue friends!

  • - Connective tissue issue friends,

  • that's just Stephanie on your next merch.

  • - Hey connective tissue issue friends!

  • Okay.

  • - C-T-I...

  • I was thinking, does that make word, no.

  • - Anyway.

  • With my merch, I'm intending to release one new design

  • every single month, ooh.

  • So Kellgren-Fozard Club members,

  • I am gonna make you very soon choose between three

  • different slogans to be released at the end of February.

  • Very exciting.

  • Oh if you're just joining us,

  • we're opening things from PO box

  • and answer questions on Super Chat, under 30 seconds.

  • Wait, Kathylieu1 says late happy birthday,

  • hope you like your present!

  • - Ooh, it's coming! - Thank you!

  • - Get my letter opener. - This is from Ollie.

  • - Wow, look at the number of stamps on there.

  • - Where's it come from?

  • Australia, that's why!

  • - Okay. - Flew a long way.

  • - There are like staples in this and everything.

  • Do you wanna? - Yeah I'll do it.

  • Should I do it with this,

  • would this work through the staples?

  • - I mean try not to break anything.

  • Oh dear.

  • We're trying.

  • - Maybe I'll go through this way.

  • - Yeah, thank you so much everyone who is just sticking

  • with this livestream,

  • as we attempt to open things.

  • And hey to everyone who's watching this back

  • on a delayed date,

  • like what on earth is this?

  • Ooh!

  • - Smells nice, whatever it is.

  • Smells nice.

  • - I wondered why you were smacking

  • your face against my hand.

  • - Not your hand but the gift smells nice.

  • - Ooh!

  • Oh look at the little heart.

  • - Pop me in your drawer

  • and I'll make your clothes smell nice!

  • - Thank you.

  • Dear Jessica, happy birthday,

  • thank you for all you do,

  • you don't know how happy it makes me

  • to see you upload a new video.

  • Ooh!

  • - You put it in your panty drawer.

  • (both laughing)

  • - Family friendly channel. - What?

  • - It's nice to have nice smelling pants.

  • Rather than smelly pants.

  • - Mm.

  • If they're in your drawer and freshly clean,

  • they should not be smelling.

  • Thank you so much.

  • - Next one.

  • - [Jessica] Oh, oops, I accidentally pressed a thing.

  • Okay, we're okay.

  • - Ta-da.

  • - Ooh, wow.

  • Letter opener.

  • - Nope. - Yep, sorry here.

  • I was studying it.

  • Why aren't you using the letter opener, Christ.

  • - I'll just be here (laughing).

  • Ooh.

  • - Okay, so I see what you meant.

  • I see what you meant.

  • A letter opener doesn't go through Sellotape.

  • Oh look, I opened it a little.

  • - Oh, cool!

  • Wow.

  • That's amazing, so cool!

  • Wow, bendy straws.

  • - That's pretty good.

  • - I mean, easily pleased.

  • I mean, ooh!

  • And a card.

  • - And the bendy straws were from, oops, something came out.

  • - Hello, Emilia.

  • - She drew us a picture.

  • - Oh no, it's a,

  • wow!

  • It's a picture of us!

  • I'm sorry you both kind of look like goblins.

  • Well I don't think we look like goblins Emilia.

  • Can you see it?

  • I don't know if it shows, this thing is so bright.

  • I don't know how to make it not so bright.

  • We don't look like goblins.

  • - And I'm doing the pose, I look like this.

  • - Oh wait.

  • - We're like, wait.

  • We're like...

  • - Wait we're backwards.

  • - Yeah a little bit.

  • (both laughing)

  • - Tilt your face a bit more.

  • Nah, nope, just (laughing).

  • (both laughing)

  • - Did you copy that from a photo?

  • 'Cause when did we do that pose?

  • (cross talking)

  • - Thank you very much Emilia, I very much appreciate it.

  • Oh, we had a Super Chat that we just missed.

  • Clara messaged.

  • Jamietates said, please could you do a Jewish signs video?

  • I can't find any in any dictionary

  • and I need an interpreter at my Synagogue.

  • By the way, Shabbat Shalom!

  • I think I'm supposed to say that back.

  • - Shabbat Shalom!

  • - Shabbat Shalom!

  • Jewish signs.

  • I think I will need to find a deaf Jewish person

  • who knows all the signs.

  • I shall look into this.

  • - Next gift.

  • - Maybe I should make a video that's just like,

  • religious signs?

  • Oh, sorry, pulling things out.

  • Ah!

  • - It's not.

  • - (laughs) It's a letter opener!

  • - It's a personalized one!

  • - Oh, it's got a doggy on it!

  • - It looks like Tilly.

  • I think you could just do this, it's sharp.

  • - Oh. - Woo-hoo.

  • - (laughs) Well done, wife.

  • Look, it has a tiny doggy in a house.

  • Hide our faces.

  • You see the tiny doggy?

  • It's a doggy,

  • - And here's the other one.

  • - Where's the other one?

  • It's coming.

  • Aw look, it's got us, you got the doggy.

  • This is so good.

  • When we move into our new house,

  • we're gonna have an office with Clara,

  • her new office is a drawer

  • and it's gonna be so fancy.

  • And it'll have like a letter opener.

  • - Yes.

  • A letter opener basket.

  • Yeah.

  • You can start collecting them.

  • - Feliz Navidad, look!

  • Sorry, that was just very funny to me.

  • - Right.

  • Who was that from, that one?

  • Did it say, that letter over there?

  • - Well, it's made by graphicsandmore.com,

  • but it doesn't say--

  • - It doesn't say who it's from.

  • No there's no card.

  • No.

  • It was in this envelope.

  • It doesn't say.

  • (Jessica speaks quietly) It was from the envelope.

  • Oh, okay next one.

  • - Cutesandcheese confirmed that the letter opener

  • is indeed from cutesandcheese.

  • - Well done. - Thank you very much.

  • - Who is Jeebs and Them...

  • (speaks quietly)

  • Yeah, Fiojeebs.

  • - I'm just trying to think.

  • Okay, what?

  • See, this is the stuff I cut out of our videos.

  • Me going, what, what?

  • And her going, good job.

  • Clara says it's 5:55, well we're almost done.

  • - I know, she said hurry the...

  • - Huh?

  • Melissa sent the Walter one, thank you Melissa.

  • - Aw.

  • - Okay, a wish just for you.

  • - Oh, sorry, moved the laptop.

  • - Just don't pull the whole thing apart,

  • I don't know what would happen.

  • - That'll be the end of the video!

  • - Jessica, wish you another year full of wonderful,

  • where all of your dreams are focused on--

  • - Okay, this is the challenge.

  • I've got this many letter to get through

  • before the end of this video.

  • - Okay this is PhoebeRayRuthLouise on YouTube,

  • look at that card, thank you.

  • - Yay!

  • This one's from Alexandria Suladoxon,

  • with loads of, what are those--

  • - That has an address on it.

  • - Oh. (Jessica laughing)

  • Loads of nice stamps.

  • (Jessica exclaims)

  • - You guys and your stamps.

  • I always get the most beautiful letters to my PO box.

  • I am so grateful for them, thank you.

  • I am so grateful for these letter openers, indeed.

  • There we go.

  • Ooh, look!

  • - Peacock! - Pretty.

  • (Jessica gasps) - Wow!

  • That is awesome! - Oh my god!

  • - That is so nice, I love it.

  • - Oh my god, that's going on my special shelf.

  • - Yeah it'll make you really remember your birthday

  • because of the peacock.

  • - Aw, thank you, that is perfect.

  • Aw, my goodness.

  • And that's from Alexandria Suladoxon, thank you.

  • Oh that's so kind.

  • - Next.

  • We've got five minutes to get through these,

  • now you got four minutes.

  • - Oh, this is from WAGGGS which is the...

  • What are they called?

  • World Association of Girl Guides and Girl Scouts.

  • - Ah.

  • - There ya go.

  • Hello.

  • - That is cool.

  • - Yeah, it's a International Woman's Day pin.

  • Wow, look at that.

  • International Woman's Day.

  • I'm gonna wear that one day.

  • - What's that, the 18th of March?

  • - Huh? - 18th of March, is it?

  • - It's the Friday after I gave that talk on YouTube

  • about International Women's Day.

  • - Yeah, I knew, I can't remember when it is.

  • I think-- - I'm so sorry.

  • It probably says.

  • - Right, next.

  • - Sorry, sorry, sorry, continuing.

  • I have all my letter openers on my lap, ready to go.

  • ♪ Celebrate ♪

  • This one is from Jenny Lynn Sherlton.

  • I'm very sorry about for every name I butcher.

  • Okay, happy birthday!

  • I hope you have a wonderful birthday.

  • Aw, thank you very much Jenny.

  • These are all gonna go into my very special memory box.

  • This doesn't have a name on it.

  • - No, just an address.

  • - Ooh, ooh, ooh.

  • Oh I love using my letter opener.

  • - Oh, what was that?

  • That was so cool. - Oh, sorry!

  • Something just happened and we missed it.

  • - Glad you both got presents, love to the whole family!

  • - Aw, Nessa, thank you for the Super Chat

  • including lots of special custom emojis.

  • - We should get a custom emoji of Walter like,

  • what does he do?

  • Giving us one of his death stares.

  • - Oh Walter, yeah, Walter gives death stares and sulks.

  • - Moody will--

  • - That is all you get.

  • - You can celebrate for Tilly and maybe Walter.

  • - Okay, and then Nora Elizabeth also sent a Super Chat

  • and said, you two bring so much joy into my life,

  • truly lights that shine through the darkness.

  • I sent you your notebooks.

  • - Aw, thank you. - Thank you Laura, very kind.

  • Aw, look, that is a very cute sparkly card.

  • ♪ Sparkly, sparkly, sparkly ♪

  • I appreciate it.

  • And yes, thank you very much.

  • Hannah Wright, there you are, there's your name.

  • - Aw, I never comment but I felt the need to write,

  • that's nice.

  • I never comment on people's videos.

  • - Aw.

  • Thank you.

  • - I don't know why, I think (speaks quickly).

  • - Hm? - Commenting.

  • Oh I know, I don't comment.

  • - Well you do, you reply to them.

  • - Oh yeah, I reply to people, but if I watch a video,

  • even if I'm like oh my god I love this,

  • I just tend to... - You should comment more.

  • - I should comment more, I'm gonna do that,

  • I'll start doing that.

  • I tend to like find the person on Twitter and then say,

  • I really love your stuff!

  • I think we've lost Claudia, she's down.

  • We're a girl down, we're a girl down.

  • This one's from Australia from Julia.

  • Happy birthday!

  • Thank you Julia, oh, handmade card.

  • Aw, thank you so much.

  • (Claudia speaks quietly)

  • I don't even, I don't know.

  • Right, lady.

  • Next card!

  • - I'm getting attacked.

  • - What is happening?

  • - His breath smells so bad.

  • - This is just a whole thing over here

  • that's just happening, just a whole thing.

  • Where is the top?

  • There is the top.

  • Hi, by the way, if you are just joining us,

  • we are now almost an hour into this livestream.

  • I'm opening cool things

  • that came to my PO box for my birthday, yay,

  • which was two weeks ago but I can still celebrate.

  • And also every time someone sends a question on Super Chat,

  • we will attempt to answer that question in under 30 seconds.

  • Plus points to everyone

  • who uses Super Sticker today as well

  • because we're trying to test them out.

  • Oh wow, yay, look.

  • (Claudia speaks quietly)

  • You all right down there?

  • Okay.

  • In the States.

  • Look it's from, can I get it off?

  • Okay no I can't, is from Roosevelt's Little White House

  • in Warm Springs, Georgia.

  • It's says we can do it!

  • - That's really cool.

  • - Yay!

  • Oh, so cute!

  • Oh, amazing.

  • Thank you very much.

  • - It says somewhere I can go if I haven't--

  • - Oh sorry.

  • Wait lemme open it.

  • Is there somewhere I can go if I haven't gotten

  • my Christmas merch yet?

  • Well I'm really sorry if that hasn't arrived yet,

  • it should've done,

  • 'cause we've definitely posted all of the orders out now.

  • And if you send me an email,

  • which is hello@jessicaoutofthecloset.co.uk

  • then we should get back to you

  • and try to sort that one out for you.

  • And the next Super Chat which is from Hannah,

  • hope you get my gift, it's the largest box,

  • I hope there was no problem getting it to your PO box.

  • There's something puffy related in there.

  • Oh?

  • - There's no...

  • - Sometimes they make me go to the Post Office

  • for big boxes.

  • We're gonna have to search on this one, Hannah.

  • Thank you for letting me know.

  • - Is that the last letter?

  • - What?

  • - Oh no, sorry, I put it over here.

  • - If I don't open anything that you sent me in this video,

  • it's either because it's obviously said on it

  • do not open on camera, or it hasn't the arrived

  • and if that is the case,

  • please do let me know if it hasn't arrived

  • but you did say open to open on camera, thank you!

  • With love, nameless cat who's a dog at heart.

  • Attempted paw print.

  • I love that, nameless cat.

  • - This is from Sarah Richardson.

  • - I'm going to use my dog one.

  • It's what I'm gonna do from now on.

  • Just sitting around, that'd be fun.

  • I'm opening letters so well.

  • But yes, going to check stuff at the post office by the way,

  • don't worry everyone.

  • It was so lovely to meet you both this summer,

  • oh wait, sorry Mykayla, I know who you guys are.

  • I think that's Sarah from (speaks quietly).

  • - Sorry?

  • - I think that's Sarah from princessinaustralia,

  • it's a YouTube channel. - Oh.

  • - I made you watch it, you probably don't remember.

  • Mykayla, her girlfriend, who is British, I think.

  • - What are your best and worst purchases?

  • That's so random, question.

  • A question. - Oh I'm so sorry.

  • Maybe the camera fell over.

  • Frozen, frozen?

  • Oh no!

  • - Is it working?

  • - Wait lemme type, hi it's Jessica.

  • - Yeah you're back, it says we're back.

  • Must be Walter, he could've just stood on it.

  • - What's happened, we're back!

  • We're back!

  • Hi! - Hi!

  • Sorry, Walter probably... - So sorry everyone.

  • We're going to blame Walter.

  • Ooh look at this adorable Christmas card.

  • I'm really sorry,

  • did you all just miss the amazing story

  • that Claudia just told about being scammed in Malaysia?

  • - No I don't think they heard that.

  • - Oh well.

  • Oh well.

  • - We will never speak of it again.

  • - Thank you, Margaret.

  • - Next one.

  • Elizabeth Owen.

  • - Okay.

  • Oh, Clara's about to go and get her hair dyed I believe.

  • - The story was about me being, yeah anyway,

  • basically I was, what's the word?

  • - You were conned. - I was conned!

  • - She was conned.

  • She went into a shop intending to buy a lens,

  • the man did the whole like switcheroo thing

  • where he put stuff in the bag

  • but doesn't put stuff in the bag.

  • - And the best purchase was her engagement ring.

  • - My best purchase was your ring,

  • so all you missed was various minutes of us being soppy

  • and hearing I love you so much,

  • it's amazing, blah, blah, blah.

  • - Maybe that's why the camera froze,

  • 'cause it was like this is, you know, restricted.

  • - Too much lesbianism, chill.

  • - Too much love for the camera.

  • - Okay.

  • Oh thank you, this one is from Elizabeth.

  • A-lizabeth?

  • Did I say a?

  • Elizabeth!

  • Okay, woo!

  • Do you plan to offer an increase in sizes

  • in your merch in the future?

  • Yes, I am working on that, my friends.

  • It's something that Teespring have to do.

  • We have a list of many things

  • that we've gone over with them.

  • That is one.

  • So yes, the attention is there.

  • In the future, we will have much larger range.

  • - Sorry about it.

  • - I'm very sorry about that.

  • - Yeah, some of them don't have extra small ones,

  • some of them go up to 5x and larger.

  • - It's very very weird, some of them go up to five--

  • - Yeah, I just said that.

  • - Love you!

  • Next one.

  • Next one is from Sandra.

  • - Don't stab yourself.

  • - This is from Sandra in Finland

  • who has the most beautiful penmanship.

  • Gorgeous, gorgeous.

  • I'm writing to Walter from our family dog, Nisse.

  • I think, N-I-S-S-E.

  • - Nice Nisse? - Nice, Nisse?

  • - Nice.

  • Nice. (both giggling)

  • - Oh is this the last one? - Yes.

  • - Oh my goodness.

  • This is from someone

  • who I think might be called EmmaUniverse, in which case--

  • - That is a good name. - Amazing, Emma.

  • - Miss universe.

  • - Wow.

  • - Miss universe. - Oh yeah!

  • Ooh, look it has a dragon on it.

  • This is from, I love it,

  • depending upon the speed of the mail,

  • either an early or late happy birthday Jessica.

  • - Yeah. - Thank you very much.

  • Aw, 100% relationship goal.

  • - Woo!

  • High five!

  • - Way to go wife, good job!

  • Thank you so much to everyone who sent me beautiful things,

  • to my PO box, the many letters which are amazing.

  • All of these fabulous cards, my mug, my new seal.

  • Oh! - The notebooks!

  • - The notebooks and the book.

  • - The Ariel doll. - Thank you all!

  • - Thank you so much to everyone.

  • From the bottom of my heart,

  • you guys are (snaps) absolutely fabulous

  • and I make content to make you happy, that's my goal.

  • So, let me know if there's stuff that you would like

  • to see more of on any of my various platforms,

  • be that YouTube, Instagram, or twitter.

  • And now I must tend to my wife.

  • Because you probably want some food, I don't know.

  • - Yes, we are actually going to go out for dinner.

  • I just had my afternoon snack.

  • - She's ready to move onto the next amongst foods.

  • - I'm actually gonna take her out

  • for a nice seafood meal, to celebrate the sale of our house.

  • - Yay!

  • - Which hopefully will go through,

  • 'cause we have a very silly system in England

  • where you basically make an offer, your offer is accepted,

  • but there's no legal contract into really far ahead.

  • - So when you put all your stuff in boxes,

  • someone can suddenly stump you.

  • Good times.

  • (both speaking quietly)

  • Anyway, buh-bye friends! - Buh-bye!

  • - I will see you on Monday for a new video!

  • And...

  • - End. - End!

(both laughing)

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