♪ Pop version of 'The First Noel' ♪

C: Where are we going? J: We're on the bus!

C: We are.

J: We're going to TWO birthday parties!

J: Even though it's Christmas and we should be going to Christmas parties.

C: It's quite refreshing.

J: Oh, the different? C: Yeah.

C: The birthday parties. J: Because you've been to SO many Christmas parties.

[Bus announcement]

J: How many Christmas parties have you been to?

C: I don't know; that not many, actually, this year.

J: One.

C: Oh.

J: We had one at our house. C: No, two, I had my work's one.

J: Oh, yeah.

C: So...

J: So, my goodness, so many.

C: So the first one is in our friend's house; the second one is in some kind of dingy bar.

J: Yeah! C: Dingy/trendy.

J: It's my cousin's 50th birthday.

C: We've been pre-warned about the toilets.

J: She's really cool, though. She's--she's cooler than...yeah.

C: So we probably won't film too much.

C: Just a few snaps.

J: I don't know, I might. There might be famous people.

C: Yeah, but...that's why you can't film them.

J: Oh.

J: That's a bummer.

J: But, yeah, she's always been like my really cool cousin that I followed around when I was little, like,

"I love you so much. I want to be just like you."

C: Aw.

"You're amazing."

C: My hand's getting a bit tired now.

J: Ow.

J: You look gorgeous, by the way. C: See you later.

[Bus announcement; female voice] Pinto Street

♪ Pop version of 'The First Noel' resumes ♪

♪ Loud club music ♪

[Sudden quiet; pouring sounds]

[Lively channel music]

J voiceover: We are now ridiculously tired. [Laughs]

We're heading back to Claudia's father in Guildford, who we left the doggies with.

J: We're going to be celebrating Christmas with him,

along with Claud's VERY pregnant sister and her husband.

[Lively channel music]

J: Hello. C: Hi!

J: What are we doing?

Er, walking up the Guildford high street.

This is, uh, where I had my Christmas carols, er, school concerts.

We'd have to walk down from school and come here and sing.

[Lively channel music resumes]

J voiceover: Guildford is a large, medieval town in Surrey

with a population of just over 140,000 people.

It's very quaint and calm.

[Lively channel music]

[Pop version of 'The First Noel']

Time for a break from Christmas shopping, with Caribbean food.

['The First Noel' resumes]

C: That's the good stuff.

[Jessica laughing]

J: That nice, huh?

C: Good stuff.

J: The kind of spice you like.

[Festive music]

J: Shall I pick up the lime and squeeze it?

C: Yes.

[General murmur of conversation and crockery clinking in background]

J: [Laughing] I'm so weak! I can't even squeeze a lime!

[Laughs]

J: I am too weak to squeeze the lime.

J: Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

J: Claudia, help me.

C: I think it's a dried-out lime.

[Lively channel music]

J: This is dissolve-able Ibuprofen. I don't know how I haven't come across it before,

but it truly is wonderful.

[Lively channel music]

[Buzzer sound]

[Lively channel music]

J: I'm going to try to get a Christmassy fashion video out for you on Christmas Eve

and a stocking opening video on Christmas Day.

J: Remember, you only have until midnight on the 24th to enter the give-away.

I'll announce the winner on Christmas Day.

I hope you have a wonderful festive long weekend.

[Joy to the World instrumental]