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  • sure.

  • What's your most redeeming feature?

  • Um, I can zone out Jimmy.

  • I just zone out and be perfectly content on Dhe.

  • Although on my face it might appear that I'm listening inside.

  • It's just I'm very good in a flood because I got a canoe and I'll pound around, pick up Nana in a nightie and a dog and taken to safety.

  • I always meant to pass out.

  • That's a good redeeming feature, you know.

  • Yes, he might does terrible things, but he's rinse the bath out as my fellow Panelists world testify.

  • I smell amazing.

  • Make a great candle.

  • One night, he said to me, Thank you she was driving past.

  • I mean, I don't know if I've answered the question in one of my redeeming features is just how many redeeming features.

  • Okay, before we go on with the show, he doesn't work here anymore, but he keeps on turning up anyway.

  • It's Joe Wilkinson, everyone.

  • Theo.

  • All right, Joe?

  • Yeah, everyone else not.

  • It's kind of it.

  • Nick here?

  • Yeah, I'm having a few cans.

  • Lost a little bit pissed in lawyer, My outdoor bath thing.

  • What?

  • I called out to a bar.

  • Hot tub, Jacuzzi No, no, not Poem Does Every few If you cared for me pone a bit pissed off World Cup next moment I was in a fishing block of ice on a farm.

  • Okay.

  • Any old they're all there is to get on the makeup.

  • Looks really hungover.

  • I really needed Stop waving your Can you go and get something?

  • Get me out of it already.

  • All right, stop.

  • Why even your prints?

  • Really?

  • So Jimmy's you know, it's waving because he's fickle.

  • Picture don't wash.

  • You take your time.

  • It's not it tight forever, You prick.

  • Somebody else made a stop.

  • Here we go, guys.

  • A bit more like it.

  • What you got?

  • You got a hammer and chisel.

  • Good lad.

  • Already busted.

  • You know that.

  • You're right.

  • Uh, you're engraver can get just doing That's a good idea.

  • Usually has some tweezers on it.

  • You anymore teeters on your mind.

  • Here's your nose.

  • Okay.

  • You have a message for your bullocks.

  • You should be there.

  • Hold up.

  • You put one in.

  • But John, you go Maskell Well, it's more a way of improving all our lives.

  • Jimmy, I've been looking at the health and safety regs around this building on this show on having locked.

  • I'm amazed when all killed on a weekly basis.

  • This is a fucking death trap.

  • This building.

  • So I've done my training.

  • I'm now a fully approved health and safety officer.

  • So if you'll permit me to go around, I've got my health and safety.

  • Hi, Vis cardigan.

  • Humanely old people's homes.

  • The's a great lease.

  • I make these myself and they've caught road deaths in the over seventies by 40%.

  • Have to say this, but it really suits you.

  • Thank you.

  • So I've been having this is the first problem.

  • This is like sitting under a guillotine every week sharp.

  • That point this on that swings around onto my head.

  • No, it doesn't come near you.

  • So I had no choice but to provide myself with a hard hat s O.

  • That that's not a problem anymore.

  • Then I go and this is a true fact.

  • If you have more than 10 or Maur employees, you are legally obliged to have an accident.

  • An incident log book.

  • I've never been shown us on Dhe.

  • I know you've got probably 10 or more staff, so I got one for you as well to just have a house.

  • Next problem is you, Susie.

  • With that death trap in front of you, the dictionary.

  • We all know how easily a paper cut can happen.

  • So I've got you some oven gloves.

  • If you don't mind, we're not just any point way.

  • Who thought I was gonna get that on shop?

  • I feel so muscular.

  • Rachel, you've got You've got a lot going on there.

  • So get some exercise in safety goggles there, just in case anything falls off for what comes now.

  • Very masculine run.

  • That's my thes things.

  • A bloody dangerous.

  • Certainly.

  • You never know you having a drink, and then all of a sudden, you put the cup down, and, Oh, so I got everyone there a little sippy cup down sippy cup.

  • And then finally looking at the statistics on how many panel show comedians are killed each year in chair based falls.

  • Absolutely shocking.

  • Non so far, I'm not gonna be the first.

  • Got myself.

  • Let's count down.

  • Yes, to do, Jimmy.

  • You know, you get those brown signs and you're driving through somewhere That says a brown sign, and it says Go visit like farming museum, and you always get So it's shit, isn't it?

  • Why did he learn me down?

  • So I thought I'd come up with some alternative brown signs for things to Honestly, you do want to know when you drive it around.

  • Oh, just coming up is a prison.

  • They wouldn't want stuff near a prison full of serial killers, you know, just up there.

  • It's just full of serial killers.

  • You just drive tentatively when you this'll be quite popular for some people.

  • Woods for men You know that there's a lot of words that men like toe hang out in.

  • I'm looking for a friend, so that's my Jimmy Sean Science, everyone.

  • Jones.

  • Of course, it's Susie Days.

  • I'm not saying Susie spends a lot of time satisfying the needs of drivers on the A 34 but she's, but she's now technically class.

  • There's a service station.

  • Okay, before we go on, he's not on the show anymore, but he turns up anyway.

  • It's Joe Wilkinson, everyone.

  • Theo, you You're right, Jimmy.

  • Sorry, that took a while.

  • A body shin splints, but you have had a bit of a growth spurt.

  • A couple weeks have gone up about 50 foot.

  • I guess that's what happens when you hit your fault is Oh, yeah, you're gonna do, Jimmy because I'm quite high up gonna turn my head camera because I thought you might still want to see my face.

  • Hello, Jimmy.

  • Guys up here is not severe.

  • Dead pigeons.

  • Aires cleverly Sudova dusted.

  • Let's say over out once in a while.

  • Hello.

  • I'm in here.

  • Yes, Basic case.

  • Okay, there's a bit of bird back on it, but Oh, Jimmy.

  • Yeah.

  • Remember we lost that lighting guy company years ago?

  • Yeah.

  • Roger.

  • We not still recover.

  • I think I've found it.

  • Any idea what this switch does hold?

  • I'm gonna give it a girl.

  • Uh, yeah, I think I've realized what it stopped, Jimmy.

  • Think it's tear the lights or fold up?

  • Sorry.

  • Can you turn it back on?

  • Try to find a bloody switch.

  • That's not that night.

  • Fuck their doorbell.

  • I got it.

  • It is a mark wife.

  • Wait, Joe.

  • Joe, What's, uh what's going on there?

  • Uh, I think in the er in the excitement, my plums fell out.

  • There's a bit of a gusted here.

  • Maybe you should put we go before Suzie latches on.

  • Yeah, a head off.

  • That case you killed off.

  • Think I'm gonna need to?

  • Lavage start to come out right?

  • I'll see you like Susie.

  • What do you think is the ugliest language?

  • Everyone says German German was my first love on Dhe.

  • It's beautiful.

  • We'll give us it.

  • Give us an example of a beautiful German phrase.

  • Just recently, I had the Teletubbies have reached Germany as well.

  • So they have this brilliant prose which is Teletubby to look blinker, which is their turn for an idiot.

  • And it's somebody who waves back at the Teletubbies.

  • A little child.

  • Yeah, it's a child, but it's, I think, cruel.

  • The Germans people have different Don't do it again.

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