The time has finally come to confess.

All to my wife, David.

Um What What did you do?

I broke a pot.

A cooking pot?

That you?

You bake chickens and roast chicken ticket box.

What?

What?

What was so special about the chicken pot?

Good question, Greg.

Thank you.

It wasn't a wedding present.

No, it was It was terra cotta on dhe.

It's got a lid on it.

Heavy.

Yeah, it's pretty deep.

Genuinely is.

It's about what you put the lid on on.

The thing about these terra cotta pots is you're not supposed to wash them.

The pocket absorbs the flavor of the years.

I had about an hour before she was coming home, and I knew she would not be happy about this.

So I raced to the local kitchen shop and fortunately got the exact same pot 1/2 an hour to age it.

How many years have the previous one been aging?

07 years.

So you have to do seven years worth of casserole.

Yeah.

I had to make it look like it was weathered.

How'd you do that?

First of all.

I put a bit of soil on it.

Then I put Marmite Tom on, then baked it very quickly on the high heat.

And it's straight from all my.

Then I got some paper.

Bit of sandpaper on it.

A listen, the half hour believable Before she got home, when she arrived home, did she suspect anything?

Well, I watched with another woman in bed, but apart from that did you break it?

Well, I was fixing something with a screwdriver and I got in a baboon.

I threw the screwdriver down.

You threw a screwdriver so hard that it shattered An ancient cooking pot.

Didn't shatter it.

We crack it.

It's no ancient, but the word pot was corrected.

Three down.

It bounce and it just checked in a bit.

But it was enough to make my wife.

She would have noticed that chip.

So you said, Just have another drink.

Never think about it.

I'm not even married.

Why did you feel that a seven year old cooking pot had so much sentimental value for your wife?

But it was worth all this trouble.

Oh, did I not mention a grandmother's actually inside?

Theo?

Sorry.

You also burn another old lady.

All right, it's time to decide.

Victoria.

I have met Lee's wife.

She's extremely sophisticated and nuanced.

Woman with many interests.

I don't think so.

Would you be many interests?

What do you know?

I really owe seven year old pot would loom so large that you would feel unable to that.

Because when you come round to my house and you're with my wife were having dinner.

She's pleasant and she's not a thief.

Way second wave you off by sea.

It's been lovely.

Close that door.

33 friends with Can't stand me Ah, Okay.

I've got a couple of extra questions.

Oh, Lord, what do you say?

It wasn't cracked.

It was just chipped.

It was It was It wasn't usable.

Yes, it definitely usable.

You would have to say I'm really sorry I've chipped it.

But the thing that you so love about it all this accumulated flavor is still there is not affected by a tiny bit missing.

Apparently a ll The flavor comes from the sweet spot.

That's what I got.

Where I remember is it chipped off.

I went smelt the part Nothing.

I took this little piece of even though the functionality of the party's unaffected, you thought she'd be so furious.

Superficial damage to it.

Not superficial.

It is superficial.

It isn't superficial.

I haven't told you the size of the chip of it.

No, you just said you simulated it.

Yes, like you don't know how I'm holding it.

I'm holding aboutthe Wait.

Sorry.

So you with flight of the screwdriver?

Can I just just deport was ruling state.

That's all you need to know what he said.

Go, David Way.

Should have taken my chances with my wife.

I think it is time to decide.

Second question.

What did you do with the damaged pot?

I hid it to begin with.

And then over the next couple of days, when she wasn't looking, I slowly towards the door very slowly because she only notices things when they move.

She would be sad with possible to watching the television.

I would come down with the step.

You should see the water.

Good.

So it's time to decide their Worsley telling What?

What do you think?

I think it's a lie.

What do you think?

It can't be true.

I think it might be true, but I'm not going over.

All my team will go like Lee.

Were you telling the truth or were you telling the life?

I'm sorry, my dear.

It's true.