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  • It's October and it's scary game months.

  • Halloween is right around the corner.

  • Boo God, but I haven't been playing any scary games.

  • What is wrong with me?

  • Why am I not doing anything?

  • It's October.

  • It's Halloween on.

  • I'm still here.

  • This is a game that came out ages ago, and I remember seeing it come out, and I really wanted to play it.

  • And then suddenly small brain happened on.

  • I just completely forgot that the game existed.

  • But here we are, and I'm still here and you're still here.

  • We're gonna play this game.

  • I don't know what it's actually about, though.

  • You Ah, finally moving into my new place, a chance to start a new life landlord seemed landlord seemed a little weird about this place.

  • But I don't have time to worry about that.

  • I have moving into Do I have living room, living room, living room, live you a lot of living stuff.

  • I might just do any person who doesn't have that much stuff.

  • I have more stuff for my recording room than most of the rest of my house.

  • I need to finish putting those books away.

  • Uh, these Oh Neto, man This is the life.

  • This is video game.

  • I like your selection of books.

  • We've got blank and blank in a different color.

  • Okay, I got a color.

  • Coordinate these, though.

  • Otherwise it's gonna drive me nuts.

  • Uh, no.

  • Mr.

  • Book go back in there.

  • Wait.

  • Did that actually fall out or was it ghosts?

  • Now, I'm just trying to remember that this is a horror game.

  • There's nothing hori about any of the rest of it.

  • Oh, no, I messed it up.

  • Well, not really.

  • We'll see.

  • We'll see what happens.

  • You know what?

  • Sometimes you gotta put books in a certain or Okay.

  • I just saw them around.

  • I was there.

  • I goes there.

  • Ghosts.

  • I just do not know how to unpack.

  • All right, let's put them all in there.

  • Discombobulated.

  • Okay, That was definitely ghosts.

  • What?

  • That What do Heck, where are my books moving.

  • You figure out what's going on.

  • Should ask the internet for help.

  • Finally, somebody who's in this situation that actually uses the internet.

  • What are you guys looking at?

  • Take this ghost.

  • I want updates on maybe What ISS Now this looks more like my actual house.

  • Dear Internet.

  • Okay.

  • Why don't my hands work?

  • I have a ghost.

  • How do I jerk off a ghost?

  • How do I owe howto live that way?

  • Print screen using a Mac really maintain our history.

  • All right.

  • Off of being haunted her.

  • I keep things from movie.

  • Oh, don't leave me Internet history.

  • I just looked at porn on my mom's laptop, and I don't know how to delete the history.

  • Help!

  • Help!

  • You can't delete it.

  • Dude, you got to destroy the laptop from Wow.

  • Who answers?

  • Okay, Right foot screen using him at command ship for That's stupid.

  • That's just a normal one.

  • Uh, wait.

  • I want to see the funny answers first.

  • Why don't my parents want to talk to me?

  • 00 no, that's sad.

  • My mom and dad used to call me every day, but now they don't.

  • You should try calling your parents, make sure they aren't dead.

  • So my advice to call them first.

  • But the whole dead part?

  • I don't know.

  • Why don't my bathroom lights work?

  • They were working yesterday and all the other lights work.

  • So what's wrong?

  • Check your breaker.

  • Wears One of them might be loose.

  • He's heir to normal.

  • Why Don't my book stay on my shelf.

  • Every put my books on the shelf, they fall off.

  • Let's do that.

  • You should throw your books away.

  • Reading is for Nurse.

  • Well, if you probably read more, you probably be able to spell better and not make mistakes like that.

  • I don't make stuff.

  • Stay still.

  • That's a great question.

  • All my furniture and stuff keeps moving around on its own.

  • What is wrong?

  • You got ghost, bro.

  • You form an exorcism.

  • Oh, shit.

  • Oh, snap.

  • I think I have ghosts.

  • Um, I'm not sure though.

  • Do you think I have ghosts?

  • I don't think I have goes.

  • I think the internets crazy.

  • Yeah, definitely.

  • Ghosts.

  • I've seen some ghosts before.

  • Those are some ghosts.

  • I should ask the internet how to get rid of these ghosts.

  • I have gonorrhea.

  • Uh, don't keep things from me.

  • I want to read all of them.

  • Why?

  • Things keep moving around, and I can't.

  • I can't never find anything I need Please help.

  • You should probably de clutter your life and find a spot for everything you have.

  • You can't never find so you can find it.

  • Still a negative pro.

  • How to get rid of a ghost.

  • I started experiencing a haunting and I wanted to stop.

  • It's really disrupting my life.

  • I want to go out, Hang out, Becky.

  • But the ghost getting in the way.

  • I can't go outside my door.

  • If the books are flying over my head, it's gonna hurt.

  • I read in a book once that goes, Don't like it if you mess with the light switch that they messed with the LeSage Sounds promising.

  • I should flip my lights on and off to annoy the ghosts.

  • Uh, yeah.

  • I can't stop feeling that.

  • Oh, no.

  • Sure, what's wrong?

  • But I can't stop thinking about bad things.

  • Have you tried?

  • Stop feeling bad.

  • But seriously, you should see a therapist.

  • Yeah, just choose happiness, guys.

  • You know, that's that's all it is.

  • You know, all they have are negative thoughts.

  • I can't get my dog to stop barking Stupid donkeys barking and barking and would not stop.

  • Don't make him shut up.

  • Grab a glass of water.

  • Next time your dog starts to bark.

  • When it barks, throw the water on it.

  • Repeat this until it understand your commands.

  • I mean, that is kind of a trick that people use with spray bottle to be like, Stop talking.

  • Get my books to stay still.

  • Whenever I put them down, they crawl across the room and squeak.

  • Probably got rats.

  • Dude, put out some mousetraps.

  • You said I have rats.

  • Now you tell me.

  • Probably most reps, but it goes to leave my house.

  • We need to find out the solution.

  • Do I have to have sex with the ghost to get rid of?

  • That's what I'm asking.

  • That book got broken.

  • I did.

  • The book stopped.

  • All you have to do is ignore the ghost to stay on the Internet for ages.

  • Losing ghosts is like how your news, friends.

  • I get it.

  • Why would you want to go sleep?

  • Oh, can't get spirits to pay attention.

  • Me?

  • I want to talk to the ghost for the wheat board isn't working.

  • What else can I try?

  • Do you think the ghost of Facebook for turning the lights on and off?

  • Over and over.

  • Spirits have bad eyesight.

  • Can I use the light on Gary?

  • Okay.

  • Tow the lights.

  • We go get ready.

  • Mr.

  • Ghost, I'm exercise.

  • That audience was only will give you a book.

  • Give it up cookie.

  • Dang ghost.

  • All right, way go!

  • Here we go.

  • Take that ghost.

  • Cut that out!

  • Do cheese ghost!

  • Who said that?

  • My house.

  • I moved in.

  • I pay rent if you're gonna stick around, at least pay half the electricity bill.

  • And also don't stare at me when I watch porn and jerk off.

  • No way!

  • This is my house.

  • I've been such a jerk.

  • Is my house now?

  • You must be dead.

  • Oh, wow.

  • This is heavy.

  • I'm a ghost.

  • Of course I'm dead.

  • My spirit must be stuck here because my body still needs to be put to rest.

  • Get arrest.

  • Ood real.

  • Go start like the movie ghosts.

  • I just died.

  • I am lazy.

  • I haven't done the paperwork to go to heaven or hell.

  • Yeah, I'm just hanging out.

  • That makes sense to me.

  • You help me find my body then or if you get you to leave me alone.

  • But I also don't want to see a dead body.

  • Who can I poke it?

  • I'll find your body and put you to rest.

  • Okay.

  • Surely be able to sniff out.

  • A dead body isn't in the fridge for the freezer.

  • No, there's nothing in there, bro.

  • Could you give me a hint?

  • Oh, let's make a game out of it.

  • I mean, technically and playing a game already.

  • But we could make a game out of, like, Marco Polo.

  • Hot, cold.

  • Your body's here or not.

  • You know what is not in here, bro?

  • Do you remember where you last had it?

  • I would.

  • I knew.

  • Stuff is usually in the last place I look in there.

  • Is it in the toilet?

  • Oh, no.

  • The ghost is a fish.

  • I'm a ghost whispering Doctor Dolittle.

  • Hell, yeah.

  • Hey, let's meet you for me.

  • So that's how I died.

  • Wow, This is heavy.

  • Well, can you help me move on so I can stop haunting this place?

  • How did you left all those books?

  • You don't even have hands.

  • He's got flip ese.

  • Finally put you to rest of the body.

  • Oh, no.

  • Ghost.

  • No way.

  • Had so many good memories together when you were moving my books.

  • I looked up on the Internet.

  • How to get rid of you.

  • But we became best friends so quick.

  • You know what?

  • This The end too soon.

  • Goodbye, little buddy.

  • I free.

  • No.

  • Where to my friend to go.

  • You go out to have a piece of light live comfortably in your new apartment.

  • But you could never shake the memory of your little afraid.

  • What was it all worth it?

  • Uh, take a peek, take a peek in the toilet.

  • Dream of fighting them there again.

  • I'm actually crying.

  • I may I do it for all you find in the bowl is emptiness.

  • That's me.

  • After I eat my cereal, I wish to within the secret second bowl of cereal.

  • That isn't the first half.

  • I'm not gonna like occasionally there is a turd got the push earlier.

  • So you pick it up and pretend it's your friend the end.

  • Oh, flippy.

  • This is supposed to be a scary game.

  • That wholesome hair, it lifting, uplifting game man really makes you think, huh?

  • One day you move into your apartment, you find a dead fish talking to you.

  • That's more impressive.

  • The fact that you could talk to a ghost and you find a ghost is haunting you or the fact that a dead fish was talking to you.

  • Actually, that's way better.

  • Well, I'm still here, but I'm not gonna be here for much longer.

  • because that was the end of the video.

  • I'm gonna have to go now.

  • Don't forget to leave, like in the video if you liked it.

  • And also some strike because it's gonna be a lot more spooks coming in the whole month of October.

  • It actually wasn't that scary.

It's October and it's scary game months.

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